01x16 - The Titanic Teapot

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the governor entrusted the care of a

golden bejeweled teapot to lieutenant

scratchwood duddington it was bound for

the king of spain aboard the santandango

news of this priceless cargo had reached

both captain parkwash and cutthroat jake

this is probably the most brilliant plan

i've ever come up with

are you listening

right

this is what we do

tonight the san fran danger sails

through the skinny dippy straight

yeah captain

that's it

here that's where we strike the ansons

but how do we get past the heavily armed

conquistadors i hear you ask what sort

of doors are those captains they're not

doors willie they're guards but you said

dolls

then there's panic and confusion as

every man jack of them runs for the

lifeboats leaving us all the time we

need to seize the governor's magnificent

teapot it's six o'clock now seven

o'clock captain

we attack at midnight that gives us

exactly

five hours to stop interrupting dumb

five hours that's right my buddy boys

midnight

and that teapot's mine

late that evening the san fandango set

sail with captain alonso in command

which rule are we taking captain we

headed to the starboard side of that

light which marked the entrance to the

skinny defense out of the question

that's an obvious place for an ambush

it's the only way out of the harbors in

your scratch wood hey

you know like the sheep you should go up

and down

maybe you go lie down eh no sir uh

scratch one time again never deserts his

post

excuse me i'm i'm i i'm going below the

chicken strong room

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how are we going to convince captain

alonso that the sun fandango is sinking

quite simple my boy we'll all shout help

and we're sinking very loud do you think

that'll work

and i think it will work rather well tom

what are you doing i

am personally guarding the teapot until

we're through the straight

i think you just know like the ah

panda

stop it ah

panda

while captain pugwash and his crew

waited for their chance to board the

great spanish galleon

cutthroat jake was well ahead with a

very different plan

and handsome

this'll bring her straight under the

rocks

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captain the sun fandango she's changing

courses sharks she's heading straight

for us

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spit it out man

you boy what's happening we're sinking

some sinking

ah i'm a safety pop

shall i do that sir

i don't know ship's orders but officers

go straight to the lifeboats right you

you get the teapot and bring it straight

to me hi sir

help

we're sinking

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quick willie the teapot

that's it

now let's find the captain

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what's the plan of action captain raise

the alarm

come on hey

i think we might be sinking nope

we were sinking

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yes it's working rather well though i

say it myself follow me

we're all gonna drown

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what are you doing you said to follow

you captain

oh i say

the t-set must be in here

there's someone come in captain quick

she's heading straight for the rocks

soon as she hits them

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stuttering starfish

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is not

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oh

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we've got to find the captain

oh no

we really are sinking

come on

quick before he sees us

the teapot will be in there well we're

gonna get him what we'll blast the door

off stinker the powder hurry

up

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hey do you think anyone can hear us kept

it more

oh no

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we've been looking all over for him

if you happen to see him tell him we

found the teapot the teapot

give it here

well let's look on the bright side mr

mate nothing can happen to us as long as

we're in here

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that's the captain you go on deck and

see if you can find a lifeboat i'll get

the captain

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well done willie

i distinctly said the plan was that we

only pretended the son of fandango was

sinking

captain jake had a different plan he's

got the teapot too what that might not

be a bad thing can i suggest a new plan

captain

ah

that's better

swine

splice the main brace

this is all your fault

you saved the tea party did you i

couldn't because you sunk the sheep

ahoy there

can we help

not a bad nice work

first we sink the sand fandango

then we steal the governor's teapots

then we send an all full pugwash to davy

jones locker

i believe

that belongs to us

i wish i'd come up with this plan

earlier it would have saved a great deal

of time yes captain

as jake festered in jail captain bagwash

and his crew took

tea at the governor's residence

there is one man that can take the

credit for saving my precious teapot

thank you sir

he may see me i lose my sheep to save

the teapot you i nearly drowned trying

to find it rolling waves

that man is captain uh

a pug wash who braved shipwreck and

fought off pirates

to save my

teapot i had hoped for the teapot

but i suppose i'll just have to make two

with a slap of tea

give her their hearts

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