01x17 - The New Cabin Boy

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these were lazy days aboard the black

pig while it lay tied up in portobello

as tom had cleaned and stocked up the

pirate ship ready for its next voyage

even he had a few hours to spend with

his best friend tony at the cafe

couldn't

hey

i could be a cabin boy you wouldn't last

five minutes it's hard work no what i do

is hard work carrying a few plates from

the kitchen to the tables just face it

you could not do my job

anyway the captain would never allow him

let's ask him you seriously think the

captain would give you my job sure

i'm gonna go see him the job is cabin

boy you're a girl i won't be by the time

i see captain pogba you'll see

i'm not looking for a new cabin boy well

i do cook very well

let me whisk something up in the kitchen

for you garlic but that's only one part

of the job perhaps a little avocado and

seafood no

it's out of the question

tom would be most put out lobster served

with a hyundai sauce and uh we're all

very uh attached to the ladder

what's for pudding chocolate

profiteroles with a fudge cream and

caramel sauce caramel sauce

if i take you on as my cabin boy what's

todd going to do i found him a job

already

you could just give me a trial for one

voyage

you won't have to pay me well perhaps

the change wouldn't be such a bad thing

after all now about this fudge cream and

caramel sauce

you can't go what will madame pig girl

say she's okay i told her i'm going on

vacation which is kind of true who's

going to do your job why you

it's easy just carrying a few plates

from the kitchen to the table wait a

minute you don't know anything about

being a cabin boy i'll learn

bye

quick in the cuisine

tom discovered that tony's job was

harder than he'd ever imagined

meanwhile the black pig set sail with a

new cabin boy and mixed feelings

judy led can you take over the wheel i

think you steer much better than i could

mr mate yes obviously so it's probably

best if you do it

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eeny meeny miny

tony

which one should i pull

i think you should find out for yourself

it oh all right

how about this one

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now you've learned something you won't

do that again oh yes he will i've got to

go and cook the captain's dinner now

no good will come of this new cabin boy

mark my words

i asked for the element

sorry madame

sir

you're ahead of itself

oh no

what are you doing here this is my new

job you mean you've left that old full

pug wash for the moment

what can i get you sir food and plenty

of it

[Laughter]

what's this salad but it's green we

don't eat greens it's mighty good for

you now you all eat up while i go get

the lobster lobster he's making us eat

lobster hey to tell to eat

we never had to do wholeness work when

tom was our cabin boy you've got to

speak to the captain mr mitt this can't

go on

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[Applause]

you're built captain jake i'm not

finished yet

i'll have 12 more chocolate ice cream

cakes and i want him quick

you want more fudge sauce captain

i couldn't

well if you twist my arm there's plenty

more in the kitchen kelly

i'll just get it for you

sorry to interrupt captain i think i

know why you're here mr mate you want to

congratulate me on employing this new

lad tony it's just we like tom i like

tom but he was clearly never really up

to the job

say when

perhaps we should buy a larger jug next

time when he bought

was there anything else mystery

no captain

good night

oh no

captain jake

oh

if i'm quick i can get to the flying

dustman before them

oh

this town expects us to do all the work

ah we can't go on like this it's not

right huh know what i mean maybe

if he did a bit more of a work

he wouldn't enjoy being cabin boy and we

get young tom back sony said that i

should be doing this staring

tom never said that what who's steering

right now i don't know

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what now

coming mr mate

there's no one steering the ship we

could be anywhere blown off course

adrift i was doing the dishes steering

the ships rather more important he said

cleo yes mr mate

but

which way which way you're supposed to

know which way

is it kind of the way we're going

yeah tom never had to ask which way keep

hold of that wheel today tell you

otherwise yes mr mike

night tony

see you tomorrow

when you bring our breakfast

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that'd be real good value that

it is when you place pay hey boys

your bill captain jake did i forget to

pay the bill

you did

i don't have no money on me right now

but i will

after i've taken all that all full

pugwash's treasure

tell you what why don't you come along

with us take him on board

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oh no

prepare to attack

mr maye

what are you doing here he k*lled you

not to leave the wheel it's the flying

dust man

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this is outrageous isn't it just clap of

an irons

tony you've got to help me

this is no time to do your hair

cut throat jakes capture the black pig

but i don't know what we can do

something i saw today

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i blame tom this is all his fault but

tom weren't on board captain exactly

never there when he's needed that boy

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doesn't like starving a ship to give you

an appetite for breakfast

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[Applause]

oh good plan

do you want to find the captain no

you go

i've had enough of doing your job

tom released the crew of the black pig

captain pugwash left jake and his crew

marooned allowing him to seize all his

arch enemies treasure

by which time the hard-working pirates

were starving

jake defeated his treasure in our

coffers

what an outstanding piece of tip top and

top hole captaincy

hi there captain we've been busy in the

kitchen galley

okay gally

look

sea bass with a of raspberry

engine

look at that me hearties very awful

interesting oh you might prefer

one of my specials

can you tell the captain tom i won't be

coming back oh he'll be very

disappointed but

if that's what you want yeah how about

you do you want a job here no

no thanks

it's far too dangerous

which reminds me

can you give this to madame pigalle it's

the money jake owed her for the meal i

sort of found it on the flying dustman

you can give it to her yourself she's in

the galley

kitchen

maybe i could be a cabin boy after all

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