foreign
[Music]
old jock badger mcshovel one of the
fiercest pirates on the high seas
was dead
new jock
dead dead there's a doornail and that's
effect pass the toast top
where is some lie don't snivel willy he
was 92 if he was a day and still burying
his treasure treasure didn't he always
say that when he died
he would tell other pirates exactly
where he buried him he can't speak if
he's dead top
silly boy he tell us in his word where's
the will
with luscious lil in the merry mermaid
whales with little
where did old chuck bury it all then hey
we know you've got the well
[Music]
yes but where his treasure
is little treasure don't you speaking of
treasure where did jock bury it you
pirates are all the same
this is the last will and testament of
old jock badger
yes yes get on with it we don't need all
that legal eagling dive in deep and
you'll find two clues pat wash and jake
will have to choose
one will win and the other will lose and
i'll turn in my grave with great amuse
okay
so he wasn't good at poetry i were never
good at poetry neither do twitter willy
now about these clues one of the clues
will lead to his treasure and the other
will laid
to his shovel to his shovel
when other clues
it says dive in dive
what he's scotsman's end bag
bag oh jug badger had a handbag oh man
got it
you get the shovel pug wash oil get the
treasure you see if i don't yeah
oh scribbling scrawlers dreadful
handwriting you read it tom
where the bell doth told
you must clamber and grovel
to find my treasure
or maybe my shovel where the baby bell
doth tell the
the bell could be a ship's spell i
suppose but you wouldn't bury treasure
on a ship dude they would always has
susie a touring bell with a church
captain and that's a fake trolling bells
are the sort of bells you get in a
church willy a church
the church
the church yard
[Music]
that's it's me hotties let's go for a
dig on the green green grass where the
game is played
you may find my treasure
or maybe my space
[Music]
again
on the green green grass where the game
is played you may find my treasure
i don't want to dig up any bones know
what i mean my old uncle jeremiah said
if you wake the dead then they come and
get you oh
it is my view captain that we should do
some more thinking it is my view mr mate
that too much thinking and not enough
digging never got treasure seekers
anywhere dig dig dig dig dig dig but
captain
i don't think it's buried not buried no
the clue says where the bell tolls we
have to clamber and grovel clamber means
climb
the green
just queen will you think
what does it mean you blunderheads
good shots phineas
[Music]
what do you think you are playing at you
fool croquet on the green green grass
only green green grass when you stop
saying on the green queen
crash
yes
d*ck d*ck for all your worth your mangy
malignant you can't dig up the croquet
lawn who says
[Music]
welcome
we've clamped and now i suppose we have
to grovel i'll gravel captain
i'll grovel up there to the bell
[Applause]
no good will come of it mark my words
hooray
what is it it's a chest it's a treasure
chest captain top hell
i told you it would be worth the climb
so me hearties
if we found the treasure
what do you suppose catro jake has found
keep going it's got to be buried here
somewhere i shall fetch the militia this
is an outrageous take a run and jump you
[Music]
oh no we won the spikes
despite in the green green grass
yes we've won the spade that means
pogwars has won the treasure
[Music]
oh don't stop it jonah
really after all that it was doc's
filthy old bagpipes at the treasure
chest
look captain i love you for this wash
you brainless spiral belly buccaneer
you might have old jack's treasure now
but you won't have it for long i'll get
it off you it's the last thing i do you
see of adults
we haven't i haven't we've only
oh this is too bad why should
[Music]
he'll probably storm our ship to get his
filthy hands on the treasure which we
haven't got oh egg we'll all be m*rder*d
in our beds and all for the sake of
those bothersome beg papes look captain
tom i am not the slightest bit
interested in jack's shovel but i think
there's something engraved on it
there's a map here oh
and another verse not more poetry in
bounty bay where the wild cats howl
you'll find my treasure
just dig with my trowel up hill
bounty bay here we come howling wild
cats oh no
listen
bring the bagpipes with you in a sack
i think they may come in useful
i've got a plan
oh you might poke wash ever like jelly
on legs
what you'll do now oil wager is bury the
treasure just like what old job did to
keep it away from me
so
we'll get out there and keep watch on
the black pig
when they set off to bury the treasure
we follow him understand
[Music]
are you dead is willie i'm daily in
australia are you sure this is the spot
um hi captain
sh**t what was that noise wildcats oh
man
what did i tell you look jonah's got the
treasure in that sack too right
i think cutthroat jake is in the bushes
i found it i found it quiet
willy in the hole jonah now and play the
bagpipes for all your worth what's going
on um there he goes
he's burying it now
[Music]
shiver me timbers at the
[Applause]
here we are captain
[Applause]
cake captain yeah don't mind if i do
mister bait
well the heart is what a splendid hole
gold silver precious candors and as much
edinburgh rock as you can suck
just as well i led you to those bagpipes
in the first place oh we'd never have
scared off cut throat jake a perfect
piece of detective work captain and
that's effect
is that another piece of short
[Music]
so
[Music]
you
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01x18 - Treasure Trail
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Pompous but likable pirate Captain Pugwash leads a crew of misfits on the Black Pig ship, including Tom the Cabin Boy and carpenter Jonah.
Pompous but likable pirate Captain Pugwash leads a crew of misfits on the Black Pig ship, including Tom the Cabin Boy and carpenter Jonah.