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01x18 - Treasure Trail

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Captain Pugwash". Aired: October 1, 1998.*
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Pompous but likable pirate Captain Pugwash leads a crew of misfits on the Black Pig ship, including Tom the Cabin Boy and carpenter Jonah.

01x18 - Treasure Trail

Post by bunniefuu »

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old jock badger mcshovel one of the

fiercest pirates on the high seas

was dead

new jock

dead dead there's a doornail and that's

effect pass the toast top

where is some lie don't snivel willy he

was 92 if he was a day and still burying

his treasure treasure didn't he always

say that when he died

he would tell other pirates exactly

where he buried him he can't speak if

he's dead top

silly boy he tell us in his word where's

the will

with luscious lil in the merry mermaid

whales with little

where did old chuck bury it all then hey

we know you've got the well

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yes but where his treasure

is little treasure don't you speaking of

treasure where did jock bury it you

pirates are all the same

this is the last will and testament of

old jock badger

yes yes get on with it we don't need all

that legal eagling dive in deep and

you'll find two clues pat wash and jake

will have to choose

one will win and the other will lose and

i'll turn in my grave with great amuse

okay

so he wasn't good at poetry i were never

good at poetry neither do twitter willy

now about these clues one of the clues

will lead to his treasure and the other

will laid

to his shovel to his shovel

when other clues

it says dive in dive

what he's scotsman's end bag

bag oh jug badger had a handbag oh man

got it

you get the shovel pug wash oil get the

treasure you see if i don't yeah

oh scribbling scrawlers dreadful

handwriting you read it tom

where the bell doth told

you must clamber and grovel

to find my treasure

or maybe my shovel where the baby bell

doth tell the

the bell could be a ship's spell i

suppose but you wouldn't bury treasure

on a ship dude they would always has

susie a touring bell with a church

captain and that's a fake trolling bells

are the sort of bells you get in a

church willy a church

the church

the church yard

[Music]

that's it's me hotties let's go for a

dig on the green green grass where the

game is played

you may find my treasure

or maybe my space

[Music]

again

on the green green grass where the game

is played you may find my treasure

i don't want to dig up any bones know

what i mean my old uncle jeremiah said

if you wake the dead then they come and

get you oh

it is my view captain that we should do

some more thinking it is my view mr mate

that too much thinking and not enough

digging never got treasure seekers

anywhere dig dig dig dig dig dig but

captain

i don't think it's buried not buried no

the clue says where the bell tolls we

have to clamber and grovel clamber means

climb

the green

just queen will you think

what does it mean you blunderheads

good shots phineas

[Music]

what do you think you are playing at you

fool croquet on the green green grass

only green green grass when you stop

saying on the green queen

crash

yes

d*ck d*ck for all your worth your mangy

malignant you can't dig up the croquet

lawn who says

[Music]

welcome

we've clamped and now i suppose we have

to grovel i'll gravel captain

i'll grovel up there to the bell

[Applause]

no good will come of it mark my words

hooray

what is it it's a chest it's a treasure

chest captain top hell

i told you it would be worth the climb

so me hearties

if we found the treasure

what do you suppose catro jake has found

keep going it's got to be buried here

somewhere i shall fetch the militia this

is an outrageous take a run and jump you

[Music]

oh no we won the spikes

despite in the green green grass

yes we've won the spade that means

pogwars has won the treasure

[Music]

oh don't stop it jonah

really after all that it was doc's

filthy old bagpipes at the treasure

chest

look captain i love you for this wash

you brainless spiral belly buccaneer

you might have old jack's treasure now

but you won't have it for long i'll get

it off you it's the last thing i do you

see of adults

we haven't i haven't we've only

oh this is too bad why should

[Music]

he'll probably storm our ship to get his

filthy hands on the treasure which we

haven't got oh egg we'll all be m*rder*d

in our beds and all for the sake of

those bothersome beg papes look captain

tom i am not the slightest bit

interested in jack's shovel but i think

there's something engraved on it

there's a map here oh

and another verse not more poetry in

bounty bay where the wild cats howl

you'll find my treasure

just dig with my trowel up hill

bounty bay here we come howling wild

cats oh no

listen

bring the bagpipes with you in a sack

i think they may come in useful

i've got a plan

oh you might poke wash ever like jelly

on legs

what you'll do now oil wager is bury the

treasure just like what old job did to

keep it away from me

so

we'll get out there and keep watch on

the black pig

when they set off to bury the treasure

we follow him understand

[Music]

are you dead is willie i'm daily in

australia are you sure this is the spot

um hi captain

sh**t what was that noise wildcats oh

man

what did i tell you look jonah's got the

treasure in that sack too right

i think cutthroat jake is in the bushes

i found it i found it quiet

willy in the hole jonah now and play the

bagpipes for all your worth what's going

on um there he goes

he's burying it now

[Music]

shiver me timbers at the

[Applause]

here we are captain

[Applause]

cake captain yeah don't mind if i do

mister bait

well the heart is what a splendid hole

gold silver precious candors and as much

edinburgh rock as you can suck

just as well i led you to those bagpipes

in the first place oh we'd never have

scared off cut throat jake a perfect

piece of detective work captain and

that's effect

is that another piece of short

[Music]

so

[Music]

you