01x02 - Cannon Ball

[bunniefuu]

fire

suffering sardine pirate willie do you

still not know the difference between

gunpowder and pepper

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it was a fine day for target practice

the black pig layered anchor in the lee

of a friendly seaport and the knowledge

that cutthroat jake the captain's worst

enemy was locked up in the town prison

made pugwash unusually competent

having thus far discharged

a g*n powder only we will now proceed to

work with the cannonball

load up master mate and make sure that

your weapon is pointing out to sea

we do not wish to cause consternation

ashore

point you have to see and wait your fire

captain fire

congratulations mastermate you have hit

one of the larger buildings on the

keyside well done mastermate

always knew you was a silence pirate

william that was moreover our one and

only cannonball we shall now have to row

ashore to retrieve it

maybe it was just as well they didn't

fire it off at the ocean

only thing is i have a sort of idea that

the building they've hit is the town

prison

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you done it good and proper this time

master mate yes i i wonder if there's a

anyone at home

please could we have our ball back

ah thank heavens for that uh there's a

oh no it's

oh yes you old ruffian you cut throat

jake at your service

disturb a peaceful citizen having this

afternoon not would ya click the back to

the ship after them boys

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grab the rope all of you

hang on captain hold tight master mate

that's right barnabas careful willie

yeah we are cappied yeah go to borders

we'll do something then that they'll

hoist the mansell way the anchor full

speed ahead no time captain but don't

worry willie's g*n powder will do the

trick

listen

[Laughter]

right now we can hoist the main soul

weigh the anchor and go full speed ahead

just you wait at you

now you'll make mince meat off and so

i'll actually

sh**t but there was nothing much that

cutthroat jake could do as he and his

crew heaved and shook helplessly in

their long boat and the black pigs

sailed away from the harbour

trust your old captain to think up that

cunning wheeze and bring old jake to his

knees

or should i say

sneeze

yes but the captain won't be so happy

when he finds he has to do without

pepper for the rest of the voyage

thought tom as he steered the ship

safely out into the open sea

but he said

nothing

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