01x03 - The Plank

[bunniefuu]

oh i'm the bravest buccaneer

hullabaloo

jake is nowhere near

when i'm around degree you must

hallelujah

you won't see poor old jake for dust i

love

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nowhere near a

won't see me for dust woody

well i'm here now you old scallywag and

you know what the likes of me does to

the likes of you

we makes you walk the plank feed you to

the fishes eh

go on rummage for a plank one of me

now tom the cabin boy had been watching

all this going on and when he saw what

was happening he decided to climb down

into jake's longboat where he couldn't

be seen but could hear what was going on

on deck ah yes that'll do nicely lash it

down to the deck over there

right now wishing we be first how about

a nice little walk for you me old fatty

mate

oh yeah well well yes

thank you kylie captain jake do you only

be feet you can up can't yeah

oh yeah

come on i'll count to ten before i fires

this g*n

one

two

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oh yeah yeah i i i mean no i mean

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and who's next for the eye jumping

come on willy lad you heard hey but yeah

i can't go by myself

my legs

ah well it'll have to be a three-legged

race won't it

one

two

three

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five

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six

five

five no you don't four five six seven

eight nine

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and now for the star turn your own your

very own the one and only

come on you oh rogue

but i really must i i i mean feeling shy

are we maybe we all ought to count this

time

one

two three

four

five

six

seven

eight

nine

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right me handsomes let's take a look and

see what's left of them chalice

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lend me a sword captain

can't see no sign of them captain jake

no sank like stones i don't doubt oy

they was heavy enough

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and now perhaps we can get on with our

singing practice

amy hearties

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