01x09 - Showboat

[bunniefuu]

a rise sir horatio pug wash the rise

your majesty that's what i said man

arise jumping jellyfish arise

how much sire

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i'm rich i'm rich i wake up captain it's

morning

hey

what's up morning captain the crew's

ready to start work

but i was having a beautiful dream i

dreamed i was being decorated no no

captain it's not you that's being

decorated it's the ship

tom was right

the day before pugwash had decided that

his ship should be the smartest on the

seven seas and on his orders the pirates

had brought up every paint pot and brush

in port

let me see now

the modern ship is painted from stem to

stern in brilliant colors

inside and out the all outdated

decorations should be dispensed with uh

ah there you are mastermate crew all

present and prepared to proceed with the

paintwork happen proceed away mastermate

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it is customary pirate willie to rise to

your feet when your captain approaches

captain i'm stuck to the unrails yes

well that was very foolish off you

pirate

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bill

the modern figurehead should represent

some well-known personage or heroic

figure

quite so uh well something will have to

be done about that

ah yes

a great improvement

i don't know

you'll want a blooming cannons polish

next ah there you are pirate barnabas i

was just thinking the cannons could do

with a polish

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and that me hearties might be said to be

that except for one little matter in my

own cabin what was it now then ah yes

sir the pillars are no longer in fashion

and should be removed whenever possible

and i find that particular pillar

particularly tedious kindly remove it

but captain that particular pillar you

call it is no matter what i call it tom

i'm tired of it so now can't read if i

was you i bet you are not masturbate

remove that pillar this instant

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come to think of it that pillar has been

there ever since i had this ship all the

more reason for getting rid of it

thank you

look out captain

you all right captain as it happens i am

tom but battling barnacles whatever was

that the mason mask captain you see if

you'd looked at this picture you'd have

seen that it goes right through your

cabin to the keel

you made him cut off the bottom of the

mizzenmast

and this time as he surveyed the

wreckage around him

it was the captain's turn to say

nothing

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you