01x10 - Mouse Amidships

[bunniefuu]

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oh

oysters what a ridiculous rumpus

mastermate barnabas willie what in the

name of neptune are you all doing up

there

but

there's a

mouse in the cruise quarters

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it was some time before the captain was

able to persuade his crew to come down

from the crow's nest and when at last

they did pug wash was in a very bad

temper indeed crippling crayfish you're

a fine lot you are scared stiff by a

mouse

ah we at least work no hold me mouse

captain huge it work happened twice my

size hey uh and we show it shadow or

ripple in which case arm yourself to

their teeth me hearties this thing

whatever it is must be destroyed

very soon the pirates were preparing for

the hunt

they were still frightened and would

have been even more so if they'd known

what was approaching on the starboard

bow

as the harbour clock struck midnight

muffle the oars me ansems that old

ruffian's in for the shock of his life

in a moment

already right we will search every nook

and cranny of the ship lead on master

mate oh yeah i can't beat lead old

pirate barnabas aye aye mastermate lead

on willy boy it's not fair there's never

anyone for me to give the orders to

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see anything pirate willie

nothing captain only tom the cabin boy

is sniffing his bunk

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hear anything pirate barnabas nothing

can't we

smell anything master mate

ditch

one of them's caught a cold by the sound

of it they'll catch a deal worse in a

moment

right that's every corner accounted for

except my cabin and if there's nothing

there i shall know you've been imagining

things lead on

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there you are told so not a thing in

sight

oh

it's a mouse

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oh what's that someone coming

it's pug wash they're armed

run for it

here what was their splashes who was

them blokes what was running away and

what was that thing in my cabin hey

there

what on earth was all that noise about

shouting and banging and bumping and has

anyone seen my pet mouse

mouse

oh here it is in your cabin captain

hello whiskers what do you mean by

escaping like that

look captain here he is and look what a

huge shadow he makes on the cabin wall

well i'll be

oh come on all of you it's bedtime

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and very soon all the pirates were fast

asleep in their backs

the captain slept too dreaming of buried

treasure

and nobody knew what had really happened

that night except possibly

tom's mouse

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