01x16 - Wedding Bells

[bunniefuu]

oh happy happy happy me

tomorrow we're to wed

i wish you no man could surely happier

bee

unless i had her money instead

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[Applause]

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when captain pugwash decided to marry a

wealthy widow he took a room in an inn

on shore conveniently close to the

church and at a safe distance from the

black pig or the crew were far from

pleased i reckon we ought to kidnap him

like i jack him before he gets itched

impossible pirate barnabus we ain't even

been asked to the ceremony hey what what

he said not smart enough to meet all his

boss new friends imagine it a woman on

board yes mrs pugwash no mrs pugwash it

can all be over in an hour pirate b

let's get some sleep can't sleep not

with them blooming bells the bells of

course

but you'll have to hurry now listen

half an hour ago and i'll be a married

man

can't say i might relish the prospect on

the other hand just think of all that

lovely money

that's better now you're beginning to

look the part put your hat on willy

hey i'm almost ready to get married

myself

oh crippling crayfish shall i never get

this cravat tied

help here comes to me future

brother-in-law lisa captain the bride

arrives in 10 minutes

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what are you doing

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there now

every inch the gallant bridegroom eh how

goes it brother-in-law my sister is even

now arriving is she by neptune and uh

have you the ring the ring where did i

put it harry she's making for the church

oh you have it i have it oh let us away

then oh better late than never

well be bright green

you know but here comes bride

fate no beauty

no but worth the fortune they say

and you're the best mind and groom

what do you think you're doing put me

down

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come back

come back bring back that bridegroom

but it was too late by now the pirates

had got their captain into the dinghy

very soon they had him aboard and the

black pig was on its way to the open sea

captain pugwash was furious rascals

wrapped scallions i'll k*ll hold a lot

of you i'll string you from the yard arm

i'll all that money

it's all right captain the lady's

luggage came aboard a quarter of an hour

ago and a jewel case jewelry

dolloping dolphins diamonds pearls i'm

rich rich and i'm still single

well done me hearties your baby do seem

a bit hard on the bride like lost her

money lost a robbie lost a lot poor lady

poor lady nothing if you ask me she got

off cheap i mean to say

whoever want to be married to the

captain all their life

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[Applause]

oh

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you