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01x20 - Caught in the Act

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Captain Pugwash". Aired: October 22, 1957.*
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The adventures of Captain Pugwash and his crew aboard the pirate ship - the Black Pig.

01x20 - Caught in the Act

Post by bunniefuu »

[Music]

here they comes me Anselm's I don't know

why we bother to come ashore and this

didn't a large joint hi give me the eye

sees any day

please note to do here ah we'll give him

summit to do and all they masturbate

we'll be right behind you captain save

me hearties look over there the theater

we'll get inside hide among the audience

boo boo boo boo boo ain't got no tickets

we'll make for the side door hurry but

but where's the audience

stuttering starfish we're on the stage

but captain I tell you it's the safest

place but the poo poo poo poo poo put do

anything dance listen I'll give you two

right here goes yeah here comes Jake

tell him a joke or something

oh yes masturbator

what's the difference between a

cannonball and a cauliflower did you

joked hour I'm sure kappa i said you are

shopping how you say stop pushing

they're not not Willy who's there me me

you help me to say you don't recognise

me

sit down sir you're spoiling the show I

say I say I say what do I say Tom you

say run for it captain run for it

where are they which way did they go

I am spreading up faces I

[Music]

you're all under arrest a lot of you for

the serious breach of public peace and

order

take them away yes sounds as though

they're still enjoying themselves and if

ever we can't make a living as pirates

we'll know what to do a me hearties

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]