01x22 - Diamonds on Ice

[bunniefuu]

yes here's the spot me hearties where

the good ship dolphin was blown by a

hurricane 50 years ago trust high or an

iceberg and there they stay she lies

frozen forever in the polar wastes with

a great treasure of diamonds aboard

abandoned by her crew that is our next

expedition lads to the frozen north

to recover the lost diamonds of the

dolphin we leave at dawn so they do do

they

we leave tonight it were some weeks

later when the captain's polar

expedition reached the edge of the ice

cap and set off across the frozen wastes

in their search for the Diamonds of the

dolphin the captain had issued special

Arctic clothing but even so the coal was

so bitter as they push forward in the

teeth of the freezing gale never mind

our lad thanks to your excellent I mean

my excellent map reading we must be

nearly there well what would that he

said pilot be hurt enough in might may

be teeth is chattering too loud

captain captain we're here we've reached

our destination see there the rain

Dutchman it's the dolphin no doubt about

it

forward me hearties the diamonds are

yes it's the dolphin all right look what

did I tell you now I wonder where they

kept the diamonds in the captain's cabin

if we were anything like sub captains or

no gentlemen Christie's at the end as I

predicted the Diamonds of the dolphin

are ours boy get him spotless ours for

the taking

Oh yours for the taking hey yours for

the I jump were like me cuz I was here

for II and the gems is mine mine trust

some up me Anselm's and grab their

witness while we're at it we must be

getting back home leaving this lakhna

perish a cold like fish fingers in a

freezer very soon hogwash and his crew

were tied and helpless and Jake and his

men were so busy putting on their warm

clothes but they forgot all about Tom

and didn't notice what he was up to by

the cabin window in fact they didn't

even know that he was there at all so

now we must be on our way

night-night sleep tight and make sure

Anna Frost don't bite

[Applause]

um give Jacob his crew time to get away

right they've gone now if I can just get

you free captain right you untie the

others I'll go and get the sledge ready

for the return

[Music]

how's that then we'll get back a sight

faster than we came all aboard so the

Pirates set off back to the Black team

carried along by the same bitter wind

which had battered them on the way up

ah the poor table lad Marla two points

to starboard

Black Pete ahoy captain strike the match

soul prepare to eat old

[Music]

poor old cat throat Jake I'm just too

clever for him eh me hearties yeah but

will he has abscond Aidid with the die

Birds oh no master mate

he hasn't got them but he took the box

yes but I've got the diamonds here in my

pockets you see I filled the box with

lumps of ice while they were tying you

up and all that Jake will have when he

gets back into the warmth is a box full

of water

[Laughter]

[Music]