01x28 - The Golden Trail

[bunniefuu]

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we're here at last me hearties

shattering sharks i can hardly wait to

get ashore somewhere in that jungle is

hidden all the gold of the inca indians

gold gold gold oh just think of it

yellow gleaming delicious delicious what

gold pirates william

gold hey when i had yellow and delicious

i thought you meant bananas

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next morning captain paguash set off

with his expedition through the hot

steamy tropical jungle in search of the

lost gold of the incas

the captain led the way barnabas and the

mate followed

tom had been left to guard the ship

so willie brought up the rear with the

provisions hey

proper whoppers

how's the captain going to find us here

golden master mate

he has a nose for it for it be

it's getting back what worries me

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oh

help

whatever is it captain hold yourselves

together me hearties it is merely an

inca statue and why galloping galleons

the gold may well be concealed nearby we

need the map digging tools and i reckon

it's dinner time where's willy it willy

willy

where is he

we'll have to go back and look for him

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oh no

he's been swallowed all of a mouthful

cool some mouthful there goes the

noblest of my crew and what a way to go

poor willy we should not see he's like a

guide yes you willing to all i'm a beer

best bananas in the old jungle up here

come down from there you you you idle

useless nitwitted numbskull you and

that's written in you've been swirled up

and all you all should be ashamed of

your shelf pirate willie and come to

think of it

if that wasn't willy what was being

indigestive what was it you it was the

provision chest masturbate there

disappearing into the jungle you'll see

all that is most vital and essential to

our expedition including our dinner not

merely that pirate barnabas a map

compass and jungle survival kit

we are lost me hearties lost in this

trackless treacherous wilderness beyond

hope of recovery

oh dear ahoy there

tuttering turtles it's tom oh there you

are i knew you must be somewhere here

i've got a hot dinner ready back at the

ship thought you might be getting hungry

you can say that again very large bubble

tobline i'm a banana

but however did you find us we're lost

in the heart of a trackless tree oh that

was easy captain there's a trail of

banana skins all the way from here to

the spot where you landed it's only

about a mile away hey fancy that

so the pirates set off back the way

they'd come to follow the trail of

willy's banana skins back to the ship

they were so relieved to find they

weren't lost after all and so looking

forward to that hot dinner that they

forgot all about the lost treasure of

the incas

willie had eaten so many bananas that he

had to be carried all the way by

barnabas and the mate

but then as he said himself well it was

me got his bound weren't it and after

all the nice things they said about me a

pink tree

i reckon i deserve it

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[Laughter]

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so