01x20 - Charlie Horse's Birthday

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[Music] if you're into fun and you love to play

if you like funny jokes they put you away if you like to dance to a slamming sound and you like having lots of

friends right Nikki one of those it slips by the rule that said is cool

little buddy you're about to see your very best place you could make a muscle

squeeze really squeeze with all your might know the other arm let me see just how strongly wrong to be

make two missiles left and right come on pump it up gotta sight hey strong

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and especially you does that look like a

toy does that look like a toy it's a toy yes it is it is here's how you make a

simple skinny little strip of paper into a pretty good toy you take the simple

strip of paper and you fold it in half or you fold it in half depending upon

whether you're in the United States or Great Britain and then you fold down one flap then you fold down the other flap

then you fold up the flaps and you took them in opposite directions

this one will be twisted in the front and this one will be twisted just a

little bit in the back and now to the very bottom I'm going to attach a paper

clip what's the paper clip for it's a wait what are we waiting for we're not waiting for nothing we're

gonna play this is a twirly gig I'm gonna throw it up and you can see it though I hope here we go

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there tell y'all

I bet you that you can't name ten things with milk in them you know like cheese

butter you know I can no you can't can you you wanna okay go ahead Lance up

name ten things with milk in them there's feta and cheese and eight cows

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say what darling may I please have some soda darling when you asked me that

nicely you may have anything I've got Mary uh-huh right

it's such a relief why cuz when you are a baby you were so demanding you're

hungry aren't you that day Hyundai is your tummy empty oh

so sad what is that

fill er up I'm sorry I don't have any cookies or crap Oh

charley horse I got crackers please would you give a cr*cker to baby

the crackers yeah and what do you say Jimmy No yeah ha ha

No you've been waiting for that cr*cker yeah so what do you say to charley horse

no you say thank you charlie horse

you're welcome baby lamb job yeah

oh oh look you made a whole mess in your

lap yes it's a whole terrible mess

come on get it how do you like there and there's some on your chest now is that it what else how will your crackers on

me crummy Charlie what eyeliner sandwich

Oh what do you say gimme gimme no no no

[Applause] if every year start feeling blue plus

but they're the best thing you can do is sing a little sing-along song friends

I'll start to join them b14 very long [Music] it's a real good thing sing a little

song handsome Miss Mary Mack I know you

know how to play Miss Mary Mack but here's how we do it so you can play along with us we hit our lap we get

together we go open we hit together we go across we go together we go across we

come together that's how we clap Miss Mary Mack and you can clap and play

along with us all right yeah you can do it come on play

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there was a young lady from Flint whose nose was terribly bent one day I suppose

she followed her nose and nobody knows where she went you want to hear it again

no oh okay

what a wonderful day it's my birthday

with presents of course but they're sold horse hey Shari hello boy aren't you in

a good mood today I certainly am it's a very special day it is don't you remember

I don't think so oh come on wait wait let me think all right take your time

oh I remember how could I forget these lay today was the day that I graduated

from high school a number of years ago and I remember I was wearing a powder blue satin little dress it was so nice

yeah sorry I missed that Charlie is there something wrong no hey

is something I said something you didn't say what I said it's a wonderful day gee

Charlie I hope you'll excuse me I got so much to do today I'll see you later bye

honey how do you like that you know what

I think I'm gonna do I'm gonna say this sherry sherry this friend of mine a very

close friend I gotta give him some advice cuz it's his birthday and his family and his best friends all forgot

about it that's what I'm gonna say and my friend wants to know whether he

should remind his friends about the birthday and then I'll casually ask sherry why do you think I ought to do

well you know I don't think it's a good idea charlie I think that if these people were really his friends they

wouldn't forget an important day like his birthday would you shut your mouth yeah it's me it's me it's the other you

the me in the mirror talking oh well what right why did nobody remember my

birthday well don't you know no I don't know well it's because you're just not

nice yes I am I'm nice um I'm there

what do you what happened I

[Music] oh oh that's ridiculous for a minute I

thought that the narrow I thought the mayor I was ridiculous I thought the

mirror was talking its picture Chinese

under though I've never met you I know something you can't do I bet your bet you betcha

I'll teach you how to do what I propose

here goes hushpuppy it's a betcha I bet you that you can

mention any animal and I'll draw one oh I didn't know you could draw so good yep yep you mention any animal and I'll draw

one alright yeah not Sioux in Sioux in Sioux in Sioux is is good so is Sri sorry look

the other way what are you doing I'm doing what I said I was going to do what well I said

mention any animal and I would draw on it you said rhinoceros yet so I drew one

I can't believe she suckered me into doubt one

[Music] try it okay sherry it's just in time for

lunch well I was I was coming to make lunch well this is a very nice surprise yeah well I think it you needed a rest

you know and you needed time to think and remember so I whipped up a little

something for you and the kids this is lovely but I only see three one for lamb chop one for hushpuppy and one for me

what about you I ran out of thread but that's okay I don't have to eat as long

as my loved ones are taken care of boy this is a side of you I've never seen before yeah you've only seen this

side and this is my good side no no I mean I've never known you to be kind and nice and unselfish well this is the know

me but no improve charlie was kind and nice and what was that other word

unselfish yeah that's me oh it's wonderful I'm very impressed and

I thank you Jay this being kind and nice

and on whatever lush may not be so bad after all maybe the know me is the real me Jay

wish somebody was here so I could keep on being nice Oh Dave looks delicious

here help yourself a little buddy you excuse me did you just tell me to help

myself that's right I made the big one especially for you oh the big one for me

it smells okay course it smells okay what do you think I'd poison you well

the thought did cross my mind you didn't spit into it or anything did you

oh come on hush oh wow listen while we're alone you're and then that that my

birthday is coming up in the very near future oh yeah I do want to apologize

Charley Lawes but I won't be getting you a pleasant this year you see I ain't got no money I'm glad you're not

buying me a gift no really I'm glad huh I said I'm so glad you're not getting me a gift

do you hear do you hear I hear I hear I don't believe but I hear why should you

buy me a gift to keep from getting my nose punched out like last year now

forget it my dear friends forget it what's the matter who are you I mean you

got a good disguise but why is you impersonating my good friend

charley horse Cheri something's going on yeah I don't know what it is it's hard to be a nice than I thought this sure

does gyah think he flosses yeah I think

it's a wonderful idea yes so - hi lamb chop hi tell us I think lamb chop you want to play let

me help me yeah you you're asking me to play with you yeah

well you want some big hairy horse I don't want anything found me I want to play with you what's the matter with you

charley horse said he wants to play with you sorry the last time tell you what said he wanted to play with me

we played house oh that's nice which one were you the mommy yoga daddy the roof

the roof yes if cha Leo said it was raining and he poured water on me you are joking

I like soaking Oh our lamb chop I'm sorry really that was the old me this is the

no me the no one throws Charlie Haas and I really want to play with you okay okay

I'll play with you but this time we're going to play house again fine and this time it's the winter fine

and it's snowing and it's blowing and it's freezing and it's sleeting outside

and this time fine lamb chop let's play this is

Zachary Zachary what do you like to do best in the whole world playing with my toys you like to play with your toys you

ever play games like snakes and ladders and stuff you ever play that game oh it's good

the only trouble is I always lose parts of games I mean I'll lose the spinner and so you

can't decide who goes how many spaces or I'll lose the dice so you don't know how

to decide who goes how many spaces well when that happens to you you know what you can do you can make your own spinner

it's fun to do you start with either an empty shoebox or an empty cereal box

that's what I'm working with or an empty cookie box and you cut out a triangle

I cut it out ahead of time I cut out a triangle and it's I know it's a triangle cuz it has three sides one two three and

triangles have three sides one two three can you write one two three only one you

could write a one okay in one corner any corner you write a one

it doesn't matter just put a big one note in a corner darling right there in a corner okay we just make it good and

dark there's a one and in another corner I'm gonna write eight - that's how you

write a two and in another corner I'm going to put a three now right in the

center I made a hole and I'm going to stick a little piece of a pencil into the hole and we have made a spinner

can I spin first or you want to spin first you want to spin first up you spin good now what what came sticking off one

so you got one point so if you were playing a game you would move how many spaces one now let me spin

oh look what's liquid came up on mine three - that's it - so I would go

wouldn't bump and I would move two spaces you have another turn oh you got

uh you got uh two so now you had one from before and two from now that makes

three you've got three points I'm gonna go again my second turn you get this

straight so that I get a good second term whoo whoo I get it I got it - so I

got a - before in a - this time I got four right go ahead and you got it - and

that's how you make your own spinner and it's a lot of fun try it you'll like it

what a rotten day nobody nobody should

be alone on his birthday but share he has to go to a meeting and Lambchop has

to go to the movies with lolly Pincus and hushpuppy even gets to go to the beach with Kevin I bet even Ivan the

Terrible was surrounded by his loved ones on his birthday I thought nobody

loved me what do you mean no I thought that even when I was nice and kind and

on selfish selfish nobody loved me Oh charlie horse when you were kind and

nice and unselfish we loved you we just didn't recognize you

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you'll hit me old up your faces wrinkling like a throne and your heart is getting cold

[Music] your breath is gettin kinda short but

you mustn't think of that now remember charlie horse don't mind what people say

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hey happy birthday I love the jolly hug give me your

knock-knock jokes don't know I'm not not joke they're always dumb

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give me a nacho please knock knock who's

there orangutan orangutan who I rang the can cons but you didn't answer

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then job if you could have one wish yeah what would it be I have a trunk like why because I made

it you made it well I don't know I have never ever seen a lamb with a trunk but

have you you ever seen a lamb or the trunk I don't think so as a matter of fact it is sometimes said that elephants

did not always have trunks well they say that once upon a time okay tell you tell

you once upon a time the elephant does not have a trunk instead he had a bowl

Geno's as big as a boot you know like that like mine well no no no much larger

than yours and he could wiggle it from side to side I think that too but he

couldn't pick up things with his trunk I can't do that neither Oh would you like

to pretend to be an elephant a baby elephant and then you could have a bowl she knows you make up bull Gino's like

mine hmm bulgy knows and um whenever I

talk about an elephant why you can make a nose and go like this alright now this

particular story is about this particular baby elephant who was very

curious ready you mean curious well he asked a lot of questions like me

oh well you you are extra curious cuz I asked extra questions ha ha one

day the elephant who didn't have a trunk

found a cola-cola bird a c*ck call up I know a cola-cola bird and it was

sitting on a wait a bit Bush sir Isaac Alda wait a bit brush because when cola-cola

Birds got tired of flying they would land on the bush and

now it suddenly occurred to the elephant hmm who didn't have a trunk that he

didn't know what crocodiles had for dinner yeah I know so he asked the

kolokolo bird the crocodiles have dinner and the kolokolo bird said grey-green

greasy limpopo river and find out so the next morning the elephant went down to

the Limpopo River the grey-green greasy like thats the one and the first

creature he met was a bi-coloured-python-rock-snake I know that he's one that is a snake with a

long name absolutely and the baby elephant who had never seen one said are

you a crocodile no I am a bi-coloured-python-rock-snake said the

bi-coloured-python-rock-snake yes that's what he said and so the elephant went to

the water's edge and asked the first creature he met are you a crocodile and Lambchop what do you think tell me what

do I think the creature was a crocodile yes that's right

I think - did you think that - AHA and the baby elephant

[Music] said please crocodile what do you eat

for dinner and the crocodile said and he

caught the baby by the nose and he pulled and he pulled Ganga not by the

nose and the little elephant pulled back

but it was going very badly for him until the bi-coloured-python-rock-snake

wrapped one end of his snaky self around a tree and the other end of his snaky

self around the back legs of the baby elephant and they pulled to the elephant

and the bi-coloured-python-rock-snake but but the nose of the elephant had

stretched until it was 5 feet long just like it is now huh uh-huh just like it

is now by the way did the nose of your elephant stretch come on stretch your elephants nose just like mine hmmm well

at first the baby thought that he would soak his aching nose in the Limpopo River for a while and it would shrink

back to its bulgy shape huh no according

to the story this is why the elephant has a long trunk so darling if you really want to wish for the nose of an

elephant you better go down to the grey-green greasy limpopo river and that

now that's still not trouble Alice has something else ok ok ok ok ok sorry what

do you think that's help the nokia started don't think so this is the song

that does it and yes it goes on and on my friend some

people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing

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okay [Music]

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far away

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no no stop stop stop Charlie stop I want you to go away he will go away and don't

trap door

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Shirou has no choice she and millions like her walk miles a day for dirty water together we can end

their walk by providing clean water because when you just add water you

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