Hi, thank you for your video.
No one's ever sent me
anything like that, so thank
you.
So I thought I'd do
one for you and my friend
Christina has lent me a stick
and, erm...
Now I don't know what to say.
Er, have you had a nice day?
I have given mum a shower...
and we had salmon for lunch.
She like that. And then
then I tried to cut her fringe.
She didn't like that.
Anyway, we did. We did have one
really nice moment actually today.
She, she remembered how she used
to brush my hair when I was little,
which is nice because she
doesn't remember anything so
Sorry, God, this is so
embarrassing...
Er, right, um, OK, stop. Got to
do that again. Stop.
No, too much.
Don't mention the stick...
Hi, thank you for your video.
No one's ever sent...
me anything like that,
so it was really nice.
Thank you. So I thought,
Go off!
Oh! God! Oh! Oh Crikey! What...
Oh, oh God.
What's going on? Everything's...
Ah! Oh no! What's going on?
Argh!
I don't...
Spirits, apparitions and
poltergeists are
drawn to electrical devices.
Shut up!
Oh God!
I am coming for you, Sarah.
(SCREAMS)
What do you guys think?
Yeah. I mean, you know
wouldn't be the first time
spirits are drawn to electrical
devices.
I mean, it happens all the time,
do you
know what I mean?
I, it's just fascinating.
It's just fascinating.
I think the audience is just
going to
fall in love with her.
Great. OK, so I did good?
You did good, finally.
Ok. Brilliant wow ok s
So we think we've got a good
one,
we've got a real one, yeah?
We got a real one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah
We all agreed?
Yeah, you know I got a, I get a
feeling
sometimes, a bit of a strong
connection with this one,
definitely, so
Brilliant.
So can you set that up?
Er, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
So I'll get in contact with her
and I'll try and get all of us
together., shall?
Bloody marvelous.
Now, David, no one's talked
about money.
So should I get my agent to
invoice you?
Do I need to talk to somebody
else?
Yeah, no. Sorry, it's because
I've got the budget now.
And so, yeah, I can.
I can sort all that out.
I'll sort it out. Yeah.
No agent at the moment,
but can I
send one of my own?
Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, great. We all done?
I'll be in touch. Au revoir!
There she goes.
Oh, man, I'm so relieved.
Oh man, I'm so relieved, God, I
was really
struggling, I was really sort of
panicking about that.
Yeah, good, well.
Yeah. And I've got like this...
I'm sorry.
Oh man, you know, when you like,
meet someone and then like
you turn into a 16 year old
again,
do you know, what I mean?
Like I've got this, I'm doing,
I've got a
date in a minute basically.
Oh right.
And I've kind of gone,
Oh man, I think I've gone crazy.
You know what I mean?
It's like, ahhhh
But I don't know if she really
likes me,
that's the only thing
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah
I wish I had your psychic
powers.
And then I'd just know
It's not really how that works.
But yeah, OK. How do you?
Oh, there's the little
thing in the corner,
but she's like, she, well
I'm crazy about her,
I've got to, er
But she's quite hard to read
And so I don't know if
Oh, OK. OK.
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Oh, hi. Mr. Swivel.
Thanks for the token.
Hey, Dave. I've missed you.
Thank you, Billy.
Guys, I'm going to take five.
I'll be back soon. OK.
Hey
How are you, cheeky boy?
Oh good. In fact, we're great.
We found, you know that thing.
We found the perfect woman for
it.
I think is going to be great.
That's great, Dave. That's
great.
How are you? Are you OK?
Not really, to be honest.
Oh no. Why?
I'm kind of going to be
homeless.
What? What's happened?
Yeah, well, so my friend
has been renting this place
and I was subletting from him
and
He hasn't been paying the
landlord,
so now we're all being evicted.
Oh my God, that's that's
terrible.
What are you gonna do?
Well, I found the perfect place,
a new place,
but because I don't have a
steady income
They want me to pay six
month's rent upfront.
sh*t.. OK. And how much is it?
Too much
But like how much?
Eight grand.
Wow, OK.
Yeah
Yeah
Er, I have got it in an account.
I mean I could, erm, you know.
Oh, God. Dave, no, no, I didn't
mean.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I know,
I know.
But I have got it.
And if you could just get bits
of it
back to me before I need it,
then you know no one would ever
know.
Could you do that,
would you be able to just get
bits of it
back when you can?
Yeah, yeah I could but...
Then no one would ever know.
No, no, Dave, that's too
generous.
No, it's, I'm not giving it to
you
it's just a loan. OK.
You know, you've got
to have somewhere to live.
Just get it back to me when you
can.
All right. What are your.
What are your account details?
You could just pay with tokens?
Probably the easiest way.
Really? I don't know. It
seems a bit dodgy.
No, no, no, it's
actually really, really safe.
I promise it's. It's
probably safer than the bank.
And you have a record and
everything.
OK
But you don't, you don't have to
really,
if you don't feel well
don't do it, don't do it.
No, no, no, no.
I'm going to figure something
out. No, no,
no.
No, no, no, no. It's OK. It's
all right.
It's OK. You, you need
somewhere to live, it's OK.
It's just a f*ck tonne of
tokens.
OK hang on.
Oh my God. Oh my God OK OK OK.
It's done it, I think
Oh God. Yeah, I got it.
You saved my life, Dave,
seriously.
You're crazy. Thank you.
Thank you, thats... You're
amazing. Thanks
OK. Well. What can I do for you
now?
I can think of a few things.
Yeah.
Like what?
You know.
Tell me.
I'd like to see more of you.
Well. Here I am.
What do you want to see more of?
Wow. OK.
Er, they look really good
tonight.
Yeah.
What's the magic word?
Pretty please.
Ah f*ck. OK hang on.
sh*t I'm going to have to take
it. Sorry.
Hello. You're through to David,
how can I help you?
Oh, hello.
Yes, I'm afraid one of our photo
kiosks isn't working.
OK. What seems to be the
problem?
Marjorie, what seems to be the
problem?
It's fooked.
She says its not working.
Can you come and look at it
please?
Er, can't we see if we can fix
it over
the phone first please?
Are you getting an error message
at all?
Are we getting an error message?
Oh aye. It were saying some
bollocks.
I wrote it down here.
Er, oh, E1402.
Yeah, OK, it's saying it's low
on storage.
Can you delete some files?
Do you know how to delete some
files?
It's low on storage.
Do we know how to delete some
files?
Do we fook?
No, we don't, I'm afraid.
Brilliant. OK. I'll be about an
hour.
He'll be about an hour.
Right, oh well, er, thank you,
goodbye.
f*ck's sake.
You gotta go, babe?
Yeah, I'm gonna have to run.
I didn't even get to see
anything.
I could show you quickly.
No, there's no point
I won't be able to... I better
run.
OK. I'll be online tomorrow,
Cheeky Boy, OK?
OK.
Thank you so much.
Really. Thank you.
That's OK.
Bye.
Hey, guys. I'm back.
Hello..
Hey. You alright?
Yeah. How are you?
How was the, er, how was the
date?
Oh yeah, that was,
er, oh I don't know. I might
have done something stupid.
Oh no.
I think I might have got... no,
don't worry about it actually.
It's fine, it's fine.
No, don't worry about it
actually.
It's fine. It's fine.
OK, what time's Louise joining
us?
I said eleven.
Yeah. OK.
I don't know if I... oh.
I don't know.
No. Actually, I'm being stupid.
I'm being stupid. Honestly. It's
fine.
It's fine. It's fine.
David, I am. I'm getting
something.
A bit of anxiety around a big
gesture.
A gesture about wealth. Maybe?
Did you, you didn't propose, did
you?
No no, God no. Nothing like
that.
But but you gave her something,
right?
No, no, no, no. Honestly,
Glenn, don't worry about it.
I'm being silly.
You know, save your, save it for
Sarah.
Honestly, forget it.
Forget I said anything. It's
fine.
OK.
Good morning, good morning, good
morning!
Hello.
Hi there.
Right, first thing's
first. Davido, did my agent get
in touch?
Yep.
Yay, good. So we can proceed.
Sarah joining us?
Yeah, hopefully.
I mean, she didn't know about
it.
Her boyfriend contacted us and
she,
I don't know,
she said like, you know,
she doesn't want to mess with
things she
doesn't understand, basically.
Alright, well, listen.
She's absolutely got nothing to
worry about there, I know what
I'm doing, OK?
The onus will be on me
in terms of dealing with any
spirits.
Well I can reassure her.
You let me take the lead.
She's not in any danger at all
Usually. Right anyway. Yeah.
Hello. Hello, Sarah.
Hello. What's this about?
Well, I'm Louise,
and I'll guide you through the
event.
This is Glenn, our expert.
He's going to help you with
your, your
paranormal problems,
and I believe you already know
David.
Oh, hi, yeah, I'm
the guy you've been talking to.
Why don't you start by telling
us
what's been happening?
Well, I have loads
of bad luck. And,
weird things keep happening
that I can't explain.
What kind of bad luck..
Well, er. Bad luck in my love
life.
You've had more than one lover
die, haven't you?
Die, haven't you?
Yes. Six, actually.
Oh God, Sarah I'm so sorry.
I mean, why? Is it me?
No, no.
Someone might have cursed you
or objects in the house, like
relics.
Have you got any old, old items.
The statue?
A statue, yeah.
Possibly, yes.
Erm, hang on. Mum
Mum? I've just got to go and see
if my mum's alright.
Mum? Mummy?
What do you think, Glenn?
I'm, I'm really getting a sense
of a
presence in the house and I
think we
we need to help her, actually.
But do you think she's gonna do
it,
though?
Oh, yes, she will,
I'll speak to her.
Yeah, we need we need to get her
on board.
Right. The spirit is malevolent.
I'll send her some kit as well
and we
can get some evidence.
Good thinking.
Yeah, well, sure.
Tonight's moon is going to be
the biggest it's been in 27
years. Wow.
Wow, right. Good.
I've seen you before.
Yes, I'm an actor.
I'm on the telly sometimes, you
probably..
No, not you.
You.
Me?
I know what
you've done. What's?
What?
I know what you do.
Mum? Here you are.
Hello.
I was worried.
You're not supposed to be in
here, are
you? No.
You look so lovely today dear,
so lovely.
Thank you. Same as every day.
Come on. Let's get you back,
shall we?
Should we? Should we?
Yes.
Are we nearly there?
We are nearly there.
Will we be able to see the moon?
I think we probably will.
I'm sorry I've got to go. I've
got to
go and sort out my mum.
Yeah, of course.
Look, I'll call you later.
All right. Yeah. OK, OK.
She's absolutely perfect.
I think we've struck gold.
So you'll talk to her?
David, next time we see you,
it's
going to be on camera.
Will you please get your sh*t
together and tidy up that space.
And lose the boobs?
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll call her and I'll get back
to you
straightaway when I've got the
yes,
which I will get. Bye.
Brilliant.
Bye.
Thank you. Wow.
OK, listen, David, you know this
is
this is serious.
Yeah.
Right.
Absolutely. Yeah.
We need to help this woman
and I can help this woman. Yeah.
Yeah.
We will. Yeah, absolutely. OK.
Um, Glenn, Glenn, before you go
Can you, can you help me?
Can I help you? What with?
So this girl, like, I know, I'm
just,
I'm going crazy.
I need...
Sorry David, like I just...
Sorry David,
No, no Glenn please, just
listen to me for a sec,
I just need to know if she's
genuine.
Can you just tell me that,
please?
How am I supposed to tell you
that?
Look, well you're,
you're psychic, right? Can I..?
You know, I'm happy to pay. I'm
happy to pay you.
I just need to know. Please.
OK, if if it's, you know,
if you're talking about it being
a job,
then maybe. Yeah, yeah.
Absolutely
Yeah?
Yeah, well, well,
the first thing I would need is
a name.
OK, Alex. Erm. Okay.
No, so it might be, Cassandra.
It might be Cassandra Crowley.
It might be? What do you mean?
Do you know her name?
Do you know her?
Well, I don't. This is,
this is the problem.
You don't know her name?
All right. Well,
where do you know her from?
Have you got a photo of her.
No. Is this just...
No.
It's just someone you've seen
in a magazine? What? I don't
understand.
You haven't got a name and you
haven't got a picture...
Yeah, OK, I see what you're
saying. I see someone you trust
in the street.
What is it, someone you
passed in the street?
No, no, no. It's it's really,
it's
really complicated, actually.
Well, it is complicated. What do
you want?
How do you expect me to..?
Don't, don't worry about it,
actually.
Don't worry, it's cool.
Don't worry about it.
Forget I said anything.
Honestly, forget I said
anything.
All good. Erm, I'll get back to
you
once Louise lets me
know about Sarah. OK?
Hello, Dave.
Hiya. You alright?
Is everything running smoothly?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so.
Louise Jameson's agent has
emailed me directly
saying she hasn't been paid yet.
Why hasn't she been paid yet,
Dave?
I put the money in your account
five days ago.
Yeah, sorry.
Erm, sorry, I must have just
forgot.
I've got so many, but yeah, I'll
get that sorted. Sorry.
Make sure that you do.
Oh, and are you perfectly
satisfied
with your choice of psychic
medium?
Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
Look up Glenn Staker
and Jack Solomon, would you?
Er, OK.
Jack?
Solomon.
OK.
Could you say, I don't know,
communicate with my mother?
If you felt that was
appropriate?
Well, so can I.
She's on the phone right now.
Hello, mum. Yeah, I'm on TV
with Glenn Staker.
Who's he? Exactly.
So, Glenn, if you're such
a psychic medium,
can you tell me exactly
what I'm thinking about right
now.
Exactly what I'm thinking about
right now?
Not really how it works but...
but of course it isn't.
Of course it isn't.
So, now we're going
to play a game of Guess the
Ghost.
(SINGING)
Can you guess the ghost?
Sorry, what is this?
If you would be so
kind and take your seat on the
psychic
stool?
If you would be so kind
and take your seat on the
psychic stool?
Erm.
Just sit on the stool, Glenn.
So we have two contestants.
One of them has a relative
who's recently passed away.
I need you to tell me
which contestant it is
and which relative.
Start the clock.
OK, well, this isn't really
how...
Time is of the essence, Glenn.
Well, I don't expect...
you expect me to just... OK.
You're the psychic medium,
Glenn.
Yeah, I am, actually.
Here we go.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, OK. Er,
well I'm not, erm...
Who looks sad?
No, it's not. No, please. Can
you just?
Yeah, I just need it,
it actually needs to be
positive.
It's not about who feels sad.
And actually, I'm getting
quite a nice vibe of this lady.
I bet you are.
Not like tthat.
I'm just, I'm getting, I'm
getting
the word Valentine's Day.
February 14th.
Yeah, I know what day it is.
Something, something significant
happened
to a family member.
Most people have dates, Glenn.
Yeah, honestly, please, you
either
want me to do this or not.
OK, what's happening?
Hey, hey.
OK, all right. She's all right.
You're the psychic medium. Do
something,
Glenn.
This shouldn't be happening.
Do something.
I felt a friendly spirit.
Are you a psychic medium or
are you 'lion'?
I don't understand what's
happening.
I can feel a friendly spirit.
This shouldn't be happening,
Friendly spirit?
What's her name? Tell me what
her name is.
Crikey. Don't call this show
Spill
the Beans for nothing.
Tell me what her name is.
I need to talk to her.
Er, I dunno. Er, Sheila.
Sheila? Can you hear me, Sheila?
Listen, OK, you need to
concentrate
on what I'm saying.
Let you into a little secret,
eh?
What are you doing?
Stand down.
No, no, no, no.
Her name is Amy Lingfield.
She's an actress from Essex.
And you, Glenn Staker, are a
fraud.
Well, I'm not a fraud
because I...
You're a fraud.
No because I knew, I didn't
feel a bad spirit.
Why did you look like you
were gonna cry then?
Well I didn't feel a bad spirit,
I
was worried about her.
A little bit of wee come out?
I thought I... I thought...
You're a fraud, you've been
exposed
on national television.
I'm not a fraud.
Man up, Glenn.
You're a stupid idiot.
You're a f*cking stupid idiot.
Don't swear on national
television,
you prick.
Spill the f*cking Beans?
Hey!
I er, I hadn't seen that, I
didn't know about that.
This event must be a success,
Dave.
It's imperative that Glenn
Staker is genuine. OK.
OK.
I'm sure you've done lots of
research,
but as long as you're sure
he's up to the task.
I'm making you personally
responsible,
Dave.
OK, well. I'm pretty sure.
Good, I'll see you at the
launch.
Are you going to be there?
Yes.
But don't tell anyone I want to
observe.
OK.
Good boy.
Hello, is this Mr Solomon?
Mr Solomon? Hello?
Hello, Mr. Solomon?
This is Clive from Blackpool,
your internet provider. You've
got a problem with your
internet, Mr. Solomon.
We're trying to resolve it.
All you need
to do
is open a website and we can
sort it out
for you.
Do you need me at my computer
now?
Yes, are you on your computer
now?
Yes, I'm in front of it now.
And what can you see, Mr.
Solomon?
Ooh, I'm not sure I should tell
you what I'm looking at right
now. (LAUGHS)
Do I need the internet on?
Yes, yes, you need wifi on.
Right is there a button for
that?
Yes there is a button.
Erm, at the
bottom of your screen you'll see
a
network logo of a
computer with lines.
Do you know what, Clive, it's
on, it's on all the time, isn't
it, the internet.
Oh yes, it is.
Hey
Some weird dude...
like a whole load of money.
Like, a whole load of money.
I need to find like some sort of
psychic
online ghost hunt,
Ddo you believe in ghosts?
Since my, you know, since my nan
died,
How does it work? Sorry, I have
no idea.
Like, I've kind of been making
this thing
and he must have seen it.
And that's why he got in contact
with me...
He's talking about, like giving
me loads of money.
I might be able to get rid of
this
stupid f*cking job.
So what are you going to do
with all the money you are
having?
Oh OK, wow.
David, what a surprise.
You alright?
Yeah.
Are you all set, your end?
Er, yep yep, it's all good, all
good,
yeah.
Good.
All fine. Oh f*ck's sake, man.
All fine. Oh f*ck's sake, man.
I'm just, I'm just like, do you
know what I mean?
This woman now. f*cking...
Oh f*cking...
That ghosting sh*t.
You know, when they just do
that?
What?
Ghosting?
Ghosting. You know when
they just blank you?
Oh right.
When they don't reply?
Does my head in.
That's what's happening now.
Alright.
Hello. Are we all raring to go?
Hi.
Hi Louise.
Everything alright?
Yeah. All ready to...
Ready to go. Yeah,
absolutely great. I am focused.
Ready to go. Yeah.
Absolutely ready. Focussed.
I took down the
the thing.
You did?
Er, t*ts.
Oh, well done, congratulations.
Yep, well done, mate.
Oh guys, guys, wait!
You're not wearing your tops.
Er, no.
No, I
No I, yeah, sorry, mine doesn't
fit and to be honest I
I have my own sort of...
Yeah no but guys, we have to
wear them
as part of the marketing.
You're not paying me enough
money
to put that thing on.
No, I mean, this is a serious
thing,
you know, I'm I'm not
I'm not going to
advertise a brand, you know?
OK.
All right, well do we do we
know what we're doing, everyone?
Yes, thank you.
Yeah well, of course I know
what I'm doing.
Do you know what you're doing?
Well then, sorry.
OK, deep breath, everyone.
Oh, hello, hello. Welcome.
Louise. Miss Jameson. Hiya, I'm
such
a big fan of the show.
I used to watch when I was a kid
in New Zealand and...
When I came over to the UK and I
saw it,
it was something
that just reminded me of back
then
and it felt safe and wonderful
nd I think you're fantastic,
such a real, real...
just to be here...
Sorry, sir, I'm just going to
mute
you a second, sorry.
Good evening.
Aah, hello there. Well you're
looking very smart, sir.
Thank you.
You're very welcome.
Hope you enjoy it.
Oh, Sarah.
Hi. Hello.
Hi there.
Maestro David, Music, please.
Good evening, everyone,
and welcome to Terrornet.
My name is Louise, and
I shall be guiding you through
the night.
This is Glenn Staker, our
expert.
Hello.
Glenn is a professor in
parapsychology,
and for 25 years
he has been helping people
through their paranormal
problems.
So without further ado,
I would like to introduce
the very brave Sarah Castelow.
Erm. Hi.
Why don't you tell us what you
told me
earlier?
Well, I., erm...
Sarah? Sarah? David? Sarah's
frozen?
Well, the problem's her end.
And I just want to make a fresh
start.
Now, you remember, we discussed
some objects that maybe you
discovered in your home.
You know, perhaps
when you found those objects,
you unleashed the spirit of a
demon.
And so I'd say we need
to find these objects.
I mean, I haven't
I haven't seen them
since I was seven years old
in the basement.
Well, could you could
you take us all down there?
Sarah, can you take the
the coast kit with you as well?
Er, yeah OK, I'll um, I'll
just go get them.
Just to let everyone know,
I set Sarah up with a ghost
hunting kit
which she's going to be
using throughout the night.
Would you explain
what it does, please, David?
Yes. The the front bit with the
lights
is basically detecting
electromagnetic energy,
so if a ghost is nearby, it will
light up,
and there is also something
to which will detect speech,
basically.
Thank you very much.
Sarah, how are you getting on?
Well, I don't know where to
begin.
It could be anywhere. Hi.
How about the wardrobe.
Could it... Have you looked
in the wardrobe?
OK.
Wait a minute,
there's something back here.
There's a space behind here.
I'm gonna put my torch on.
(SCREAMS)
There's a... there's... There's
just rubble. Rubble everywhere.
There's a... there's... There's
just rubble. Rubble everywhere.
OK. That, that what's that?
Where?
To your left.
Just... What's that?
I can't do it.
Listen, pick it up.
Pick it up, Sarah.
I can't do it.
Yes you can. You can.
You can. You really can.
It's not going to hurt Sarah.
Pick it up.
Sarah Sarah. I need
I need to see what
we're dealing with.
OK, so see the string.
See that string.
I remember the string from
when I found it, when I was a
child.
It was all tied around it and
I unwrapped it.
OK, OK.
All right. OK. Right.
I need you to stay calm,
but I think I think maybe that
the
the string is supposed to be on
there.
I think maybe a clergyman or a
Wiccan
would have maybe tied that up
to suppress the spirit.
OK, so what does that mean?
Yeah.
(SCREAMS)
Oh God.
Glenn do you recognise the
statue?
What is it?
I recognise the symbol.
I recognise the symbol on the
front.
That is the sign
for the demon Asmodeus.
The demon of Lust.
He possessed seven nuns
in Louviers, in France
in the seventeenth century.
That's my address.
I live in Louviers Street.
Glenn, can we
do we wanna maybe try and
communicate?
Should we maybe, erm
With the spirit box.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah. OK.
Er, just turn the knobs.
Louise, Glenn, did you hear
that?
Yes, play it again.
There.
Is that a voice.
Like one word.
Yeah.
It sounds like
Adi... piscor... adipiscor,
is what it sounds like to me.
Adipiscor?
Is that a word?
Adipiscor?
Yeah.
That's Latin.
That's Latin for, 'to, to
obtain'.
Yeah, yeah. To overtake, obtain,
to come up to..
OK.
Alright, where's Sarah gone?
Sarah? We've lost Sarah.
Sarah?
No, I'm still here.
It's just the lights have gone
out.
Sarah?
Can you turn on that
app that I gave you please?
It's done. It's done. It's open.
OK,
Good, well done.
Look. I'm sharing screen, OK,
so can you just look. Look,
there's nothing there, there's
nothing there.
We can see you.
There's absolutely
nothing down there with you.
What's that?
That must have just been a fuse
blowing or something.
What is it?
Sarah, it's OK.
Please stay cool.
Please stay calm.
It's all right. It's all right.
Listen to me, if this is
Asmodeus
listen to my voice.
You are not welcome here.
You do not belong here,
Asmodeus.
You need to leave.
You do not belong here.
I command you to leave.
I command you to go, Asmodeus.
Leave.
Sarah? Sarah, what's happening?
Can you talk to us? Sarah?
I don't know, I feel...
Sarah?
It feels...
I feel different.
What?
Like a weight has been lifted.
Yes. Yes, it's gone.
He is gone. You're OK, Sara. h
He's gone away. He listened to
us.
He listened to, he listened to
us.
He listened to my pleas.
Where?
Sometimes these spirits, they
just need
to be told where to go,
they're lost, they get stuck and
they just need guidance.
Where has the demon gone?
Where's it gone? Was it gone?
It's gone, it's gone to the
other side.
It's gone back to the
other side. This is amazing.
Glenn Staker, you're amazing.
Dave, can you talk us
through your side of things?
David? David.
OK. David?
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
it looks like our haunting is
over.
We hope you've enjoyed this
evening.
Thank you for being part of
Terrornet..
We'll be back in touch
very soon in a few weeks with
an update, obviously,
and also some very important
news
for a big event, which I'm
sure you'll be very interested
in.
Thank you once again for being
part of it and thank you, Sarah,
for being so brave.
Thank you.
Until the next time. Goodbye.
That was amazing, Glenn!
So it's gonna work?
I mean, we've got a program.
Yeah. I mean, absolutely,
I'm 100% confident we've got
something.
We have got something
special here.
Really special.
Yep.
What a great evening. Thank you.
Well done, Glenn. Bye.
Bye.
Dave. How do you feel that went?
I asked you a question, Dave.
Very well, I'll tell you
how I feel it went.
I was disappointed in it, and
you, Dave.
I made you personally
responsible for this.
I'm prepared to believe that
this Staker you've got hold of
is a genuine psychic.
But he and you only have one
more chance.
Do you understand me?
One more chance.
Pay that bloody woman's agent,
get a haircut and for God's
sake, act
professionally.
And get it done.
You understand.
So I'm intrigued.
I checked out Terrornet and, er,
you're ghostbusters, eh? Nice.
Who you gonna call?
Not Glenn Staker.
Er, I mean, you wanted to hear
about my experiences with him?
I mean, yeah, the guy's a fraud.
I don't know what else
you want me to tell you.
Plain and simples.
Er, I don't like conmen.
And I've made it my life's work
to expose him.
I mean when I worked with him
I remember saying, 'when you
became
a paranormal investigator,
were you ever worried
you wouldn't be any good at it?
He's bloody awful.
I mean, what do you think?
What do I think?
Yeah.
I want to have some fun.
Oh, ha ha ha oh.
You're as mischievous as I.
I tell you what, yeah,
I've actually had an idea.
So we find out if
Mr. Piss Taker is real once and
for all?
Let's have a plant with a fake
ghost
and see if he can figure it out,
if he's so psychic.
When's, er, you've got an event
coming up,
a big event or some sh*t?
Yeah, let's let's do it.
We'll expose him.
Get good coverage.
I've been toying with the idea
of doing a debunking show.
This could be the pilot.
I'll bring you in.
Coming Archie.
Don't have kids, mate.
So, yeah, get a ticket. Find a
plant.
'll come along, stir things up a
bit.
Stir le mur, eh, ha ha!
Er, see you soon, mate. Good
chat.
Hey Dave.
Do you want to go into private?
Guys, I'll be back soon.
Hey, cheeky boy.
Thank you so, so much.
I got the flat and it's amazing.
I'm really sorry.
I didn't respond to your
messages.
It was not me wanting to ignore
you.
It was just crazy around here.
Totally crazy. I'm so sorry.
Are you OK? Did you do
something?
You look different?
Yeah?
Do you like it?
I'm not sure yet.
Listen, I'm so, so
unbelievably grateful, so if
there's
anything I can do for you,
just let me know.
There is something we can do for
me.
Anything.
We're going to have
some fun with some people.
OK.
With who?
A ghost hunt?
Your Terrornet thing?
Yeah.
They want a ghost, we;re going
to give them one.
I don't know anything about
ghosts.
Just say anything you want.
OK.
Now undress.
Very forceful today. My cheeky
boy.
Do you like that?
Quiet?
Undress.
Obey.
Dave, I'm sorry, but
are you on drugs or something
because I do have a
no drugs policy, so if your
messed up I
can't and I don't.
I'm sorry. Listen,
I'll do your ghost hunting, and
then when
when you're my cheeky boy again,
we can
we can talk like normal, OK?
OK?
Bye, Dave.
Hello.
Hi.
David?
I still haven't been paid.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Consider it done.
Thank you very much.
Is there anything else I can do
for you?
No, no. Thank you.
Just put some money in my bank.
Yeah. And me actually, I've not
been paid either.
You'll get what's coming to you.
Thank you.
OK. What do we need to
know about the event?
Yeah, er, number one, who's the
subject?
It's a surprise.
That would be good.
Don't be ridiculous.
Excellent.
But, er. really, who is it?
It's a surprise.
Alright. No, that, that doesn't
work.
I mean, it can be a surprise
for the punters, but we need to
know
what's going on.
Yeah, I need well,
I need to know what's going on.
If I'm goinna...
We've got to prep a bit.
Yeah, I mean,
I can't do it without meeting
the person
because I get a sense of them.
You know that. You know
that?
Yeah, come on.
Those are the rules.
Those are the rules.
What rules? I don't actually...
I actually don't understand
what's going on.
Are you messing around or not?
Are we going to have
a serious conversation?
Look, OK.
We could lose him.
Are you all right?
I'm f*cking brilliant. Are you
alright?
I'm f*cking brilliant. Are you
alright?
You got chance to have a bit of
a rest,
get an early night?
You look like you need a kip
before
the event. A proper kip.
There's no rest for the wicked.
Oh for God's sake. Bye.
We'll have a film show.
We'll show it all in detail,
'cos I...
Hello.
Ready for the big night?
David?
You make me erect.
David.
Shut up.
Why are you being so weird?
Oh, get lost. Glenn!
Hello.
All set?
Yeah.
Is the subject here yet?
He's being rather odd.
Hi.
Oh, Sarah.
Hi Sarah.
Hello.
Hang on. You're not the subject
tonight,
are you?
Oh no, no.
Oh, thank God.
Good. You're OK then?
Yeah. No, everything is great.
Oh, lots of new people. Hello.
Salutations.
Oh, it's a busy one.
Yes. Good evening. Hello.
Welcome.
Welcome, everybody.
Oh, sir, welcome back,
you must have enjoyed last time.
Hmm.
All right, Glenn, over to you.
Spirit's feed off negative
energy.
So we all need to remain calm
and positive. OK. Good.
Oh, hello.
Hello. Welcome.
What's your name, love?
Dana.
Hello, Dana.
I'm. er. I'm looking forward
to hearing your story.
OK. Looks like we're ready to
roll.
Good evening, everyone,
and welcome to Terrornet.
My name is Louise
and I will guide you through the
night.
This is Glenn Staker,
our paranormal expert.
Yeah. Hello.
Glenn and I know absolutely
nothing
about tonight's subject.
So, Dana, would you like to tell
us
your story?
Yes, OK.
I've been having,
I don't really know how to say
this,
but there's been strange
things happening to me.
OK, can you, can you elaborate?
Erm sure it's, it's weird.
I'll buy some very expensive
moisturizer
and I put it in my cupboard.
It's, it's brand new, full jar
and next day it's empty.
Like somebody has scooped out
every last bit of it.
It's totally clean.
Just everything's gone.
OK. Do you live with anyone?
No. I live alone.
And it hasn't leaked or..?
No.
Glenn, is this typical?
Er, not really. What else has
been
happening, has anything else...?
Yeah, so there's also these.
Oh no.
Oh dear.
Yeah, there's...
And this one even looks like
it's a, it's
a symbol or something.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you recognize that, Glenn?
Erm, you know, often
demons are associated with
symbols.
And, you know, there are many
books and there's loads of
research.
You'll see.
There's always been symbols,
but I don't recognize that one.
You don't know much, do you,
mate?
Yeah, erm, could you maybe
take us through into the
bedroom?
II'd love to see your bedroom.
Oh, I bet you would.
Look, whoever that is, could you
respect the audience please.
You're not the only person here,
OK, there's other people here.
Sorry, mate, go on.
OK
Sorry.
Erm, this is my room,
so there's no other...
Oh, right. Well, you know, I am,
I am
I am getting a sense
of something in here.
There's a lot of negative
energy.
I can feel arrogance and pent up
frustration and rage.
(SCREAMS)
Oh!
(LAUGHS)
David, can you kick this
person out, please?
Because I'm not continuing
until you have, OK?
Calm down, Glenn.
Oh.
Yeah, you rumbled me.
Yeah.
Jack Solomon. Long time, no see.
Yeah. Hello, Jack.
What is this? Dave, what is
this?
What have you done?
Oh, Glenn, nothing's changed,
has it?
Still fleecing vulnerable people
with
your imaginary skills?
No, no, no, no.
Yeah? Fraudulent f*ck.
I proved it once.
No, no.
We're proving it now. This is
the sequel.
Not interested.
This is the sequel.
Yeah?
Erm, no.
What do you say to that?
Glenn Staker is real. Erm, he
helped me.
He really genuinely helped me.
I promise you, he's he's
absolutely
real and genuine.
Glenn, what is happening?
It's a prank, Louise.
This man has set us up,
and this woman is an actress.
Is that true?
I'm sorry.
David?
No, no, no. She's real, mate.
You're the phony.
f*ck off.
Dave?
Alex.
Wait a moment. Alex?
Yeah. OK. David,
I've got your answer for you.
And it's a no, OK. No,
no chance. Never.
Yeah?
David, will you
explain yourself right now?
Dave? Cheeky boy.
Show us your flesh. Alex,
you all want to see her body,
don't you?
David, stop this.
You're a pathetic little boy.
Dad?
Lou Lou.
Is that you?
Lou Lou.
(SINGING)
Down in the valley,
the valley so low
(SINGING)
hang your head over, hear the
wind blow
(SINGING) hear the wind blow,
love,
hear the wind blow
(SINGING)
The wind blew and your head
over,
(SINGING)
and hear the wind blow.
Look at you.
Stop it.
Look at the state of you.
What have you become?
Your mother and I are ashamed of
you.
Ayur avage alruen Asmodeus aken.
Ayur avage alruen Asmodeus aken.
What's he saying? What does it
mean?
Glenn?
Erm, It's a summons.
It's an incantation to evoke
Asmodeus.
Sarah!
The statue. You need to get the
statue.
Sarah? Get the statue.
Everyone,
Everyone listen to me.
You need to block your emotions.
Block your emotions.
Don't feed it. OK?
Bollocks.
You don't believe in me
do you Mr. Solomon?
Don't let it in.
What are you doing?
Don't let it in.
Ayur avage alruen Asmodeus aken.
Staker! Do something!
Please.
It would be shame if anything
happened to little Archie.
Asmodeus. I know this is you.
I'm telling you to leave the
child alone.
Not my son.
Asmodeus,
Leave the child alone.
Got it!
Well, you want me to do with is?
You need to bind it.
With what?
Anything, yep, string, rope.
Anything you can find.
Sarah? Sarah, where are you?
Oh no, mum, mum.
You need to go back upstairs.
What are you doing with that?
I'm sorry, mum.
It's not bound.
Mummy, I'm sorry.
These people...
Do you know what you've done?
These people, they can help.
These people? What have you
done to my daughter?
Mummy, it's going to be all
right.
It's not gonna be alright, ever.
Give me the statue, mummy.
David.
Yeah.
Ego dici tibor.
He is risen.
Oh please, mummy.
David, call the police.
Tell them to get to Sarah's
house
now.
OK. All right.
Asmodeus. I'm here.
Take me to the beyond,
Drink.
You fool. You know nothing.
(LAUGHS)
(CHOKING)
Please.
(CHOKING)
Help me someone.
(CHOKING)
Help me someone.
(SCREAMS)
Oh God.
Is this what you want?
Is this what you want?
You dirty little wh*re.
You dirty little wh*re.
Get off me.
(SCREAMS)
(SOBBING)
(SOBBING)
Erm, I'm
going to end.
Last night, an online ghost hunt
resulted
now named as Raguel Namtar-Netty
and Lilith Castelow.. We're now
being joined live by the psychic
medium
at the center of the tragic
events.
Mr Glenn Staker.
Thank you for joining us.
Mr. Staker. I understand
this is a difficult time for
you.
Oh Mr. Staker. Mr. Staker.
There is no Mr. Staker. He's
gone.
He's gone. Wait a minute.
Where's Mr. Staker?
Oh. I'm inside him.
I'd like to be inside you.
Thank you for your time., Mr.
Staker.
(LAUGHTER)
I think we'll wrap it up there.
Alex?
Alex?
Sorry. This is Cassandra.
David? Cheers, man.
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