Narrator: at the
Pigeon flight station,
The ceiling is zero.
Inside are the fliers--
Every bird a hero.
Usually g*y birds...
This night they are grim.
Their cup of sorrow
Filled to the brim.
No wonder these
Fliers are feeling blue,
For one of their
Buddies is long overdue.
He had flown off so gaily,
Cutting a caper,
To fly to the front
With an important paper.
That his buddies are worried
Is really a shame.
Because pigeon 13's a.w.o.l...
With a dame.
Not doing his duty,
13 Relaxes,
With a gal who's a
Spy for the enemy axis.
Come, liebchen.
Tell hatta mari some secrets.
Duh, nope, nope, nope, nope.
I ain't gonna tell
You no secrets.
Duh! I'm no stool pigeon.
Nothin' doing, nothin' doing.
Narrator: with slinky grace,
She goes for a drink.
Even on ice this
Dame would slink.
This scheming spy
Plays the game tricky.
13'S about to be
Slipped a mickey.
Nope, nope, no!
Duh! I'll never talk.
Never talk. I'll--i'll ne--
Duh! The next
Shipment of $10,000
Leaves new york on the 2nd.
Berlin will be raided at 8:00.
High command will
Invade on the 23rd.
Convoy of 100 ships...
Narrator: 13 starts babbling,
And before he's through,
He's told all he knows to...
You-know-who.
40,000 Tanks rolled
Off a subway.
Coast guard doubled,
4,000 Anti-tank g*ns.
Convoy at gibraltar--
Narrator: 13 comes to
With a haunting fear
That he's poured
Information in an enemy ear.
He suddenly realizes
What he has said and cries...
Duh! I need a hole in my head!
Now, that's an idea,
You little souse.
But do it outside.
I've just cleaned the house.
Eh...i missed.
Narrator: back at
The flight station,
With an air of gloom...
They reluctantly concede
He has met his doom.
The captain turns
To his men and cries...
That's 28 men in 28 tries.
It looks like the work
Of the queen of the spies...
Narrator: in this
Moment of crisis,
From out of the ruck,
Steps the squadron
Woman-hater...
Daffy duck.
I'll do the job.
I'm a woman-hater.
She won't get to first base,
This hatta mari tomater.
Whoops. Forgot to
Take the military secret.
Neither wind nor
Hail nor rain nor sleet
Will stay this
Courageous courier
From the completion
Of his appointed rounds.
Mm-mm. Mm...
Ohh...
Mmm!
Give me that document!
Do you think I'm a
Benedict whosits
Or somethin'?
Don't be like that.
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm!
Ahh! Something
New has been added.
Hoo-hoo!
Missed me.
Hoo hoo hoo! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Go back inside.
It's scaar-ry out there.
Well, what do you know?
The little light-- it stays on.
Give me that secret.
I regret that I
Have but one secret
To swallow for my country.
Bbbbllllllll!
Look, mein fuhrer,
An important military secret.
Ach! Das ist gut!
Hitler is a stinker?
That's no military secret.
Both: ja.
Everybody knows that.
Hoo-hoo!
They lose more
Darn nutzis that way.
Hoo hoo!
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Captioning made
Possible by warner bros.
Th-th-th-that's all, folks!
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Plane Daffy (1944)
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