04x09 - Munk vs Machine/Shack Magic

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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

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Attaboy, Carter! Way to be!

Way to go, Seville! Nice work!

Thanks, Coach.

Look, we're in the playoffs
with these teams.

I know! I really think, guys,

we've got a real shot
at the title this year!

Now, if we can
just stay focused and...

Ahem!

Don't even start with me.

All right, everyone not busy
with their lip gloss,

stay focused.

Theodore,
you've got to take my place.

I can't handle the stress!
Look at this!

I'm too young
to be losing my hair!

And... and look!
I've got this twitch in my eye.

Aaah! You gotta help me!

I'm sorry, Kevin.
But I am a dodgeball pacifier.

What? Do you mean pacifist?

Yes. That's it.

So... so, is that a no?

Sorry.

But these new ba*ls
the school ordered,

they don't even hurt! Look!

I'm sorry, Kevin.

But I just don't believe
in throwing things at people.

Oh! Thanks for nothing!

-Oh...
-What's wrong with Kevin?

Oh, that's not good.

He does that
when he gets stressed.

Oh, are you kidding? Alvin,
come on. Take a look at this.

Rich Kids? Who would name
their team Rich Kids?

Who do you think?

-What?
-Huh! I know, right?

It's the most advanced dodgeball
technology money can buy.

Laser guidance gloves.

3D Anticipatory Movement
Calculator Goggles.

And, of course, the Air Shield
Defence Vest System.

Why don't we have these things?

What? OK.
Alvin, are you kidding?

The guy has unlimited resources.

Coach, this can't be legal,
can it?

I don't see anything pertaining
to an Air Shield Defence Vest.

Of course you don't! That thing
was written on stone tablets.

What's the matter, Alvin?
Afraid of a little competition?

I'm fine with competition,
when it's fair.

Um, you know, actually,
I'm not fine with competition.

I never have been. And, anyway,

I think it's better
if I step down from my position.

Kevin, we've been over this.
We need you, OK? Quit whining!

Oh...

Unless Dopkins finds this stuff
in his book...

-Still looking.
-...it's fair.

After last year's tournament,

my father gave me exclusive
access to one of his labs.

So, unless you've got a secret weapon
we don't know about,

we're gonna crush you.

Match starts in 20 seconds!
Lock and load!

Jeanette, what are you doing?
Put your glasses back on!

Yeah. I just, you know,
I don't want to break them.

-Can you see?
-Oh, uh... yeah.

Yeah, I'm... I'm fine.

Oh! Sorry, Cheesy.

Six, five, four,

-three...
-OK. Everyone ready?

[Dopkins] ...and go!

Britt? Come on, Britt? Brittany!

Alvin,
I am warning you, do not...

Go!

[laughter]

I think this is funny!

Ah! Leave me alone!

[laughs]
I think you look adorable!

[Chipmunk song playing]

Aaah! No!

Aaah! Aaah! My ankle! My ankle!

Somebody call an ambulance!

No, no, call a helicopter!

I need to be airvaced! Aaah!

OK, Kevin, get up.

You can go to the nurse
and get some ice.

Maybe a lollipop.

Oh, thanks. Thanks a lot.

What? OK, hold on! Kevin!

Aaah! The pain! It hurts so bad!

Aaah! Oh, it hurts...

Well, you'll have to find
another player

if you want to keep going.

The rulebook clearly states
that you must have seven players.

If you don't, you forfeit.

Wait a second, coach!
That's a rule,

but a semi-automatic
ball launcher is fine?

I see your point.
But it's not in the rulebook,

so I've got no choice
but to allow it.

Great. Where are we gonna find
another player?

Oh, why, don't you look
so lovely today?

-Thank you!
-Hey, Theo.

What, uh... whaddaya got there?

I found these two perfectly good socks
underneath the bleachers!

Can... can you believe it?

Oh, Theodore!
That's... that's so cool!

So you made
sock puppets out of them?

Yeah. This one is named Juliet.
And this one is...

Let me guess. Romeo.

No. His name is Stinky.

Who would name their sock Romeo?

I think the real question here is...
who would name their sock?

Look, I wouldn't ask
if we weren't in a bind, OK?

But, look, we need you to take
Kevin's place in dodgeball.

-No, no, no.
-Wait, Theodore.

You can stand at the back
and you don't have to throw a ball!

Yeah, if you don't join the team,
we'll have to forfeit.

Theo, please! We need you!

Oh.

Yeah, OK.

But only if they get to play too.

Oh, well, yeah...
No, that works for us.

Let's give it our best, guys!

[Dopkins] Let's get ready!

Guys, come on. We can take 'em.

Ah! Juliet! Juliet, are you OK?
Oh, talk to me!

[screams] Aaah!

Theodore! Are you OK?

Huh? What... what's going on?

You won the match for us!
You were a Dodgeball beast!

I... I was?
I... I don't remember anything.

Oh! Guys! Guys, look!
We're in the finals tomorrow!

[all] Yes!

Oh! Juliet,
what... what happened to you?

Do... do you feel better?

Good.

He really doesn't remember a thing?

No, he doesn't.

OK, so how do we get him
back to beast mode?

[gasps] Wait a minute!

Remember in the game,
he had those stinky socks on?

Oh, oh! You think?

Well, um... it's worth a try.

Oh! Oh, great! You found them!

I've been looking
all over for you guys.

[low voice] Hey, it's me... Stinky.

Uh, Eleanor,
Stinky doesn't talk like that.

[Alvin] Ha, ha!

Juliet! No!

No! No, Stinky!
It's... it's not worth it!

[screams] Aaah!

Oh, OK! Well, it... it worked.

[groans]

Hey! They only have six players!

Coach! Coach!
They have to forfeit, right?

Oh, don't worry, Coach.
We've got a replacement.

What was that?

[thudding]

It's my dad's. I reprogrammed it
to play dodgeball.

I call him "The Devastator."

Seriously?

Hmm... [sucks his teeth]

Nope. Nothing here about
giant robots, so... must be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen,
let's get ready!

Theodore! Quickly!
Where are your socks?

Oh! They're over there,
cheering me on.

Don't you want to have them on
when you play?

No. They didn't want
to play today.

And go!

Time! Time!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

There's no timeouts
in dodgeball!

h*, h*! Whaddaya know?
You can take a timeout!

Theodore, they just told me
they really want to be in the game.

-They've changed their mind.
-Really?

Hey! Thanks, guys.

I bet you can't hit
Theodore's puppet!

Juliet!

Aaah!

No! No! No!

My dad's gonna k*ll me!

What... what happened here?

You happened, Theodore!

Oh, Theodore! You were awesome!

Absolutely amazing!

Why are you talking like that?

Um...

-Not really sure.
-[Theodore] Are you guys all right?

Did you get hit in the head
or something?

-Umm... Yeah, yeah, maybe.
-That's it!

[groans]

[Theodore] Aaah!

-Oh. Hey, Alvin!
-Theodore! What the...?

Oh... Whaddaya got?

What? This? Oh... yeah.
Uh, no, it's nothing.

[panting]

Theodore, open the door.
Come on, what's going on now?

I... I can't tell you.
It's a secret.

You'll have to spill the beans,

because that's my room too.

OK. I'll... I'll let you in,

but you have to promise
not to tell anyone.

[groans] Yes, OK. I promise.
So, what is it?

[gasps]
The new game-station console?

Theodore, it's a limited edition!
No one's got this!

-I know!
-Where did you get it?

From my magic shack.

Uh-huh. Your magic shack.
Yes. Yes.

No, no. It's true.

I wish for something
and... and suddenly it appears!

Will you just be serious?

You don't have to believe me,
Alvin.

It probably
only works for me anyway.

OK, fine. You know what?

Let's go see
this magic shack of yours.

So, I was dreaming
of having a secret hideout

and I found this shack.

And then, when I came back,
I found the game console inside!

And I'd been wishing for one.
It's... it's magic!

Look!
I wished for a chocolate cake

and... and found these
in the shack!

Theodore,
that's not a chocolate cake.

Yeah, but it's still cool.

It's not always exactly right,

but every time
it gives you something.

I mean, do you have chips?

'Cause I do.

[gasps] See?
This stuff wasn't here yesterday.

-I... I told you it was magic.
-No. No, Theodore.

-You know what this is?
-Magic.

No, Theodore.
This is, like, super magic!

Listen to me now.
We can't tell anybody!

I mean, nobody!

Theodore,
this is just between the two of us, OK?

Look me in the eye.
OK, over here.

-Nobody. Say it with me now.
-Nobody.

[Chipmunk song playing]

OK, guys,
where did you get this stuff?

Stuff? What stuff?

All right. We found
Dave's Christmas gift stash.

But don't tell him!

Dave bought us
an electric shredder?

Uh... Let's just tell him.

But you have to promise, Simon,
not to tell anyone.

I promise.

[door bell rings]

OK! Let's see this secret shack!

You told them and not me?

They're paying customers!

Uh, guys, guys, remember,
you only get one item each.

I wish for a game station!
Just calling that out there!

Cheesy,
it doesn't work like that.

I don't care.
I want a game station, magic shack!

Can you hear me, magic shack?
A game station!

This is it!

What?
It's exactly what I wished for!

I want one of everything,
please!

-It'll cost you.
-I don't care!

It's the best thing
I've ever seen in my life!

Guys, did you ever think,
you know,

that this stuff could be stolen?

Oh, come on.
Guys, if it was stolen,

why does it keep magically filling up
again every time we leave?

Uh, hello? It's magic!

-Welcome to the real world!
-Yeah! It's magic, Simon.

So obvious!

I don't know.
Something isn't right.

I knew it was a mistake
to tell you!

Well, I'm going to check
with the police

and see
if they reported any thefts.

Fine, we'll do whatever you want.

But you're paranoid.

Guys, before we leave,
I think it would be nice

if we each write
a thank-you note to the um...

the, uh, the magic shack.

That's a good idea!

"We'll never forget
what you've done."

"We'll pay you back!
Just wait."

I'm writing something deep
I'm hoping they'll really appreciate.

What is it?

"What you bring
is feared by darkness,

for eternal light is starkness
for those who stand behind bars.

I see you."

Uh, Kevin... no.

You can't write that.
That... that sucks, buddy.

Just say thank you.

They'll know
what I'm talking about, Cheesy!

[straining]

What? Mike?
Where's the stuff, man?

-What stuff?
-The stuff I told you to bring here.

Oh, I brought it here.

Then where is it, Mike?

Oh, did you not move it?

Why would I move it from the spot
we decided to move it to?

Yeah,
I was thinking that same thing.

Help me out here, OK?
Are you stupid or something?

I can't figure out
what's the matter with you!

-Oh, wait. Mark, look.
-What, Mike?

"So glad we found you."
What does that mean?

Oh, there's more!

"We'll pay you back! Just wait!"

What does that mean?

"For those who stand behind bars,
I see you!"

Oh, man! This guy's
sick in the head, man,

and he's coming after us!

They aren't messing around!

All the notes
have different handwriting!

They must have sent like
five guys to take care of us!

These guys gotta be big time.
High-level gangsters!

Magic shack,
can I please have a drone?

Kevin, I'm only gonna tell you this
one more time.

It doesn't work like that!
You'll see when we come back.

Guys, look. No one is going back

until we figure out
where this stuff comes from.

I'm just saying it's unlikely

that someone came in and stole
almond milk from your fridge!

And why is that so strange?

Thieves get thirsty too,
you know.

-Will you excuse me?
-Be a good little boy

and pick up a fresh carton
for me when you pass the store.

-Freeze in the name of the law!
-[both] Aaah!

[Cheesy] I'm not going down for this!
Every man for himself!

-We can explain!
-We're innocent!

-Yeah, right!
-I know what this looks like,

but all this stuff
comes from a magic shack.

I'm sorry,
did you say magic shack?

I found the shack first, officer!
It's really magic.

I can't tell if you're lying to me
or if you're just dumb.

You don't think this has to do
with the robberies in town?

No?

No?
All right, show me the shack.

So, as I was explaining,

Theodore
brought home some items. And...

And when we came back,
there was more.

See? It refills overnight!

So you're telling me
that if I open this door,

I'll find lots of stuff inside?
Is that it?

Actually, no. 'Cause, you know,
everything that was inside,

we just took out.

Oh! What? Wait! Where...?

No!

See? See, Officer Dangus?

It's magic!

This was empty
a few moments ago?

Oh! Oh, my stars.
Do you think this has to do with Santa?

Is this like a portal,
I'm wondering?

It's like he has a portal
and the stuff gets sent here, maybe.

Oh, my gosh. My head's spinning.
I gotta sit down.

-Oh, well, Santa...
-Don't go there.

OK. If this is a magic shack,
we're gonna need confirmation.

OK, let's bring stuff
to the precinct

and come back later
to see if it fills up again.

Chief!
Where's the chief? Chief!

We might have found
some magical shed in this forest!

Not now, Dangus.
We got the crooks!

Wait. What? Crooks?

The ones behind
the robberies in town.

A rival g*ng scared 'em
when they left these messages.

They came to us for protection.

Oh, yes, sir.

I am aware of those developments.

You are?

Um... oh, yeah.

Yeah, we, uh...
we planted those messages.

These boys found the hideout
and alerted me.

Boys, this community owes you
a debt of gratitude!

Well, thank you, sir.

OK, Dangus, what's this stuff
about a magic shack?

About the shack,
yeah... um...

Oh, that? Just a funny story
we were telling him.

-I can see you wink.
-What?

-I saw you wink to him.
-Oh, that's part of the story.

Whatever. Good work, officer.

Well, boys, it's getting late.
I should probably get you home.

Thank you.

I'd say we learned
an important lesson today, boys.

If it seems too good to be true,
it... it...

You know what?
Never mind. It's not important.

Yeah, like, one time,
I was walking through the woods,

and I thought I saw
a forest fairy,

and then I thought, no, wait,
this seems too good to be true!

And then it landed on me,

but it turned into,
like, this little worm.

Hold up. I'm sorry.
You gotta stop talking now.

Oh! And this other time...

No! Not... not. No.

I don't want to hear about it.

Yeah, but I'm just saying...

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪