04x12 - The Exchange Student/Crystal Ball Birthday

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[Alvin] Dave!

Has anyone seen Dave?

Oh, well, Julie called and said
she has an exchange student,

but now she has
a family emergency

and can't look after him,

so she asked Dave if he could
take him until she's back.

And Dave said, "Uh... sure".

And Julie said, "Oh, thank you,
Dave! You're a lifesaver!"

And Dave said,
"Well, you'd do the same for me."

-And then Julie said...
-Theodore, we get it.

[gasps] An exchange student!
Do you know what this means?

Yeah. It means a student
from a different country

is going to be staying with us.

No, no, Theodore. I know.

But it also means
that Dave will be taking him

to all these cool places!

h*, h*! And we'll get to miss school
and go with them!

-I don't think so, Alvin.
-[car door shuts]

Dave's home!

Guys, this is Olin.
Olin, these are my boys.

Hey, Olin, I'm Simon.

Yes, whatever. Big deal.
I am here. Very lucky for you.

OK, Dave. Show me
to my quarters, please.

Oh, right. Of course, follow me.

I hope you'll be happy here
till Julie gets back!

So, uh, what do they eat
in your country?

Uh, very much not this mess.

Dave, you must come
to my country.

Very much would you love it,
OK?

Not you fake boys so much.
You know, for various reasons.

Did he say, "fake boys"?

Wait. Hold it.
What do you mean, fake boys?

Oh, no, Alvin. I think
it's just a language barrier.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Olin, would you like to go
and see some sights tomorrow?

Yeah, maybe cool.
We'll see. Whatever.

Are, uh... they coming?

Of course!

Uh, no, Alvin.
You'll be in school.

What do you mean?

-We should be coming with you!
-[Dave] No.

He say no.
End of talky-talk, OK?

If there's nothing left to discuss,
we'll go to our room!

Let's go, guys! Come on!

This Olin guy is strange.

Yeah, but it must be hard
to be away from home.

Yeah, so hard being waited
on hand and foot by Dave

and taken
to all the fun places.

OK, everyone. Get ready.
Here comes story time.

OK, look. I think there's been
a misunderstanding here.

We don't do story time.

Oh! I love story time!

OK, so this very good story, OK?

So, put away
your little Mickey Mice ears, OK?

'Cause this not that kind of story.
Are you ready?

[Olin] Once upon a time, OK?
There was an octopus queen.

Now, she very beautiful,
but also,

keep in mind, she octopus, OK?

That very important. Pay attention.
So, one day,

she very bored,
and she summon little fish boy and girl

bring her strong men
from all over the world.

Strong men?

For her collection.

So, anyway,
she have a big wall of sailors.

Like, this wall's very cool,
but also it's very scary, OK?

Keep that in mind.
It'll come back later.

Oh... OK.

Anyway, she want more,
so little fish boy and little fish girl

swim all over saying hello

to strong sailors
and then "Bam"!

Next thing you know,
strong man on queen's wall. OK?

This part was scary.
Anyway, like I say,

the octopus queen she not happy.

She need one more sailor for collection.
It had to be the best sailor.

So, anyway, little fishy swim and swim
and then, one day,

he find the best sailor...
So, that's where we are now.

So... so what happened?

Is the best sailor OK?

That's for me to know
and for you to find out, OK?

Night-night. Don't bite.

Are you guys thinking
what I'm thinking?

Yeah. That that story
wasn't scary at all?

No. What... what if Olin
is the little fish boy?

Theodore, Olin isn't a...

And Dave's the best sailor.
That's why he's here!

That's why he wants Dave
to live with him in his country!

-Oh, that's interesting.
-Alvin, don't encourage him.

And, Theodore, everything
is going to be fine, OK?

Don't worry.
Olin is not the little fish boy.

OK, but I'm still going to sleep
with one eye open!

I'm serious!

[yawns] I'm... I'm keeping
a lookout all night.

[snoring]

Theo's right.
There's something fishy about him.

[Chipmunk song playing]

-Wait! And then...
-Theodore, please!

I... I'm serious, Simon!

We... we saw
some really freaky things!

And look at this picture!

Tell me that doesn't look like...
Olin!

Theodore, look.

Olin doesn't have octopus arms
like the picture,

and Dave isn't a sailor.

[all] Aaah!

Um... Hey! Look at this.
Isn't this...?

Olin got me this.

OK, we're going
somewhere special

after Dave drop you kiddies
off at school. So, hurry up.

Too bad. So sad.

Olin asked if I could take him
to the beach today.

[all] What?

So, uh, you know how you're going
to the beach today?

-Yeah?
-What if you don't?

Theodore, don't worry.
I'll be back by dinner.

[gasps] You're not picking us up
from school?

Come on, Theodore,
you can walk home.

Don't worry.
I'll see you for dinner.

Oh, Dave. Dave, please don't go.

-Theodore, you're k*lling me.
-Don't go, Dave.

Theodore, out. Go. Go now.

Don't go.

Theodore, please!
I'll be back before you know it!

OK, Theodore, let's... let's go.

OK, bye-bye. Don't cry.

Any questions?

[screaming] No!

Sorry.

-That's great, Olin!
-OK. Just need one thing.

Ha, ha!
Dave, look better on him.

Ha, ha! Don't cry. I'll make you
a big hero in my story.

Wait. Your story?

Yes. I have an assignment
to create story while I'm away.

It's an amazing story
of this Octopus Queen.

Anyway, I need to thank you
for taking me to real-life beach

so I can be inspired
for my story.

Oh, no problem.
But we should probably be going.

I don't want to be late
for the boys.

Oh! Oh, no! He's almost late!

Theodore,
you can't be almost late.

Now, look, if Dave's not here
by six o'clock, we'll give him a call.

Yeah!
And... and if he doesn't answer,

it's because he's a sailor boy
at the bottom of the sea!

The battery's dead.

-Uh-oh. He's late.
-Theodore, give him a second.

Let's just give him a call.

There's no answer!

-What? What... what do we do?
-Guys,

just because
he didn't answer...

No! We've listened to you
long enough, Simon!

Dave's dressed up like a little
sailor boy fighting for his life

while you make excuses!

-We gotta get to the beach!
-Let's go!

Dave, come on. We take cab home.

[sighs]

Still no answer?
Call him again, Theodore.

I guess he doesn't have
cell service under water!

There's his car!

[gasps] No!

It's a sculpture of Dave.

What does this mean?

It means he's gone!

[sobbing]

Wait! Wait! It's Dave!

-[Theodore] Oh, Dave!
-[Alvin] You're home!

-[Theodore] You're here!
-Where'd you think I'd be?

At... at the bottom of the sea,
serving the Octopus Queen!

Wait. What?

Well, the beautiful,
but scary Octopus Queen.

Oh, hey! Hey! Hey, Olin!

Ha, ha! You believe
my make-believe story?

No. No... Of course not.

Oh, yeah. No. No. Of course not.

No. Obviously, it was a story.
I mean, who doesn't know that?

-We're not children.
-We're not children.

Yeah, we're not child...
Wait. We're not?

Ha, ha! OK.
Yeah. Whatever, Pinocchio.

Make sure your nose don't grow.

Hi, Dave. Hi, boys.
I can't thank you enough.

Olin, are you ready?

Not before I give hugs
to everybody.

Come here, everyone!

I'm not see you again,
probably ever.

But you will always be
in my heart, OK?

Because I will not forget you.
Unless I'm very old, then maybe.

Oh! OK.

OK, I leave now.
Watch out for Octopus Queen.

Octopus Queen?

I tell you all about it.
It's very hilarious.

We look like such idiots.

[Alvin] Well, you can thank Theodore,
'cause he totally freaked me out!

[Simon] OK, Alvin, Theodore, you're both
ridiculous! OK! Just stop now!

I tried to tell you!

So, um... does anyone remember
what important day is coming up

next week?

Huh! No idea.

Oh! I know! Um...
Butterfly Appreciation Day?

I... I can't believe
you guys forgot!

Britt,
we're totally messing with you.

Of course we know
it's your birthday, silly.

Ha, ha! Oh, that's so funny!

Hypothetically, if anyone
was thinking of throwing me

a surprise party,
it would need to be a pink theme,

obviously.
But not, like, trashy pink.

Like... like this colour pink.

You know, hypothetically.

Uh-huh, well, um...
hypothetically,

we threw you a party last year

and, hypothetically,
you hated it.

What's wrong, Brittany?

Well, everyone's
just enjoying themselves

and no one's paying
any attention to me!

I'm the birthday girl!

Why is everyone
having so much fun without me?

I'm just saying, this time,

I would like everyone

to pay more attention to the -
hello! - birthday girl!

I don't think she's getting it.

No. I know.
She's not gettin' this.

Brittany,
this is your official notification

that we will not be throwing you
a surprise party this year,

-like, at all.
-Fine.

Then mark your calendars, girls,

'cause I'm surprising myself

with the best surprise party
of all time!

[tapping]

[warped voice] Testing.

[phone rings]

-Hi. Who is this?
-[warped voice] Hello, Amber.

This is Brittany Miller's
assistant speaking.

What? She has an assistant?

Are you being serious?
That is so cool.

I'm calling to invite you
to Brittany's very special...

[normal voice] surprise party.

-Brittany, is this you?
-[warped voice] No.

Oh, no. It is. It totally is.

Oh, my gosh!
Throwing a surprise party for yourself

is like the saddest thing ever.

Like,
I'm probably crying right now.

Well, don't. It's not that sad.

Planning a fabulous
surprise party

was just too overwhelming
for my sisters.

Shut up. That would never
even phase me. You know what?

I'm helping you plan
this fake surprise party!

Oh! That's so sweet!
Now I'm gonna cry.

I mean, Amber's the queen of cool,
right?

So it all worked out
for the best!

Oh, I'm so excited!

[Chipmunk song playing]

Am I missing something?

Technically, if you plan everything,
it won't actually be a surprise.

Well, that's where my fabulous
acting comes in. Check this out.

Oh, my gosh!
This is for me?

What?

I thought you were
all out of town!

[gasps and screams]

You bought me a puppy?

[school bell rings]

Top-secret party-planning
meeting location.

Thanks, Amber!

Hey, you haven't seen
Kevin and Cheesy, have you?

Ugh! No, but if I had,
I wouldn't tell you.

Whatever.

[clanging]

I thought he would never leave.

It's like, can we help you
with something? OK, so anyway...

where's your list of ideas?

What is this? [whistles]

Annie, AKA Fabulous.

I brought her in because
her list of party ideas is cray.

You're welcome.

Oh! What about number 43?
Hiring a psychic?

[crash]

Oh, I see an invitation
in our futures.

Hello, Cheeswhiz.
Are you stalking me again?

Uh... It's Cheesy.
You know that,

'cause we've been in school together
since the first grade.

-We're just hiding from Derek.
-That's like so sad,

but you're still not getting
a pity invite.

OK. Bye!

Wait. No.

They were just kidding.
Of course you're invited.

Amber, Annie,
add them to the list, OK?

Absolutely.
We can't wait to have you guys.

Bye!

Wait. Wait.
Does that mean we're in or out?

I think they were
shaking her heads like,

-"No way you're not invited!"
-Yes!

Welcome to the cosmic palace
of Madame Ivakonova.

-How may I help you today?
-So, Brittany's having

a party and she's thinking
of having a psychic.

So, if you get the gig,
it'll be super easy,

'cause, like, only people
with fabulous futures are coming.

So, what do you want?
A test reading?

We would love that.
Thank you so much.

This way we can make sure
she isn't just some fake,

lame psychic.

Inside my crystal ball, I see
the party very, very clearly.

Brittany looks beautiful!

OK, but am I, like,
k*lling it on the dance floor?

Super important question, um,
over here.

Do you see, like, little cute,
like, robo-animals

-carrying around cupcakes?
-Quiet!

I see dark forces
circling the birthday girl.

Two selfish figures,
very, very close to her,

who will destroy her happiness
and the party!

Beware!

Beware!

Beware fake friends!

But who are these fake friends?

Yeah, sorry, but, like,
you're super vague.

Just look inside your heart.
You'll figure it out.

But if we rented
the diamond chandeliers,

I can get Cheeswhiz
to hang them.

Let's tell Kevin and Cheeseball
it's a costume party!

-Good, huh, Britt?
-Huh?

Sorry, I'm just looking through
my 11,246 connections on Facebot

to try to figure out
who these fake friends are!

Why don't you look inside
your little heart already

-like the lady said?
-I did!

And all I saw
was confusion and...

No! Hello? This heart!

Eleanor and Jeanette?
No, it... it can't be!

Oh, actually it can be,

I don't see them here
helping with this party.

Um... Sorry, I'm confused.

Are we hanging the lights or no?

No. Definitely not.

And don't worry, we're gonna do
whatever it takes to stop them.

-Thanks again for telling us.
-No problem!

OK, good, 'cause I don't know
how to hang a chandelier.

Eleanor, I don't think
we can be the ones

to tell her to cancel the party.

No, I know. You're right.

What if we sent
an anonymous note...

My psychic was right!

What psychic?

The great Madame Ivakonova!

She told me
that two selfish people close to me

were trying to destroy
my happiness and my birthday!

-Sound familiar?
-[sighs] OK, Brittany,

since you brought it up,
you should know

Amber and Annie
are not real friends.

Oh, really?

They're planning a fabulous
surprise party for me!

Uh, no, Britt.

They're planning
a fake surprise party

that's going to be
fake fabulous.

[gasps] Only a fake friend
would say that!

Surprise!
You're no longer invited!

-Surprise! I don't care!
-Oh... [sobs]

OK, Brittany, wait!
I didn't mean that!

Almost, almost!
Come on, come on, come on!

-Alvin!
-Aaah!

-Destroyed.
-Girls, thank you. Thank you so much.

You just got me k*lled
by a level-one Gorgon!

Sorry,
but Brittany's in trouble.

[phone rings]

-Hello?
-[Alvin] Brittany, darling.

-It's Madame Ivakonova.
-Hi. How did you get my number?

-I'm a psychic, honey. Please!
-You sound a little different.

Allergy season. [coughs]

Anyway,
prophecies got a little mixed up

and I think, somehow,

I gave you crazy idea
your sisters were the fake friends.

They're not?

Oh, let me tell you something
about sisters.

They're like dogs. Ow! What?

Now, when I say dogs,

I don't mean little yippy ones
like Chihuahuas.

I'm talking loyal dogs
you can count on.

Ugh! Give me a break.
I know it's you, Alvin.

Not to be the meanest,
but this is what I think

Brittany's fake surprise reaction
will look like.

-Huh?
-[laughs]

No, actually, I think it's...
wait. Stop! Stop!

-It's gonna be more like this.
-[laughs]

Oh, no!

[Simon] So, guys, if we split up

and stick to the plan,

we can complete our search
for Brittany in under 10 hours.

OK! I'm gonna look over by...

-Eleanor! Jeannette!
-Brittany! You're back!

I should have listened to you
about everything,

the fake surprise party,
the fake friends!

-Oh, I'm so sorry!
-Oh, it's OK.

We love you no matter what.

-We're like dogs, remember?
-Right. Loyal dogs.

I'll cancel my party
with Amber and Annie,

because I want to spend
my birthday with you guys!

[sniffs]

-[door bell rings]
-Oh! That must be the boys.

I'll get it.

Surprise!

Huh? Wait. What?

Surprise. We've actually
been planning it for weeks.

Yeah. For once, we just wanted it
to be a real surprise.

Happy birthday, sis.

OK, help us!

Because Brittany cancelled
her fake surprise party.

And then we weren't even invited
to her real surprise party.

But, like, these losers were!

Why is this is happening to us?

Ugh!
Because you're fake friends!

[gasps] But, like,
how do you even know that?

I mean, you didn't even look
inside your stupid crystal ball.

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪