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01x03 - Mega-Pinocchio

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mega Man". Aired: September 11, 1994 – January 19, 1996.*
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Dr. Light and Dr. Wily were robotics scientists and coworkers at a laboratory.

01x03 - Mega-Pinocchio

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[Applause]

[Music]

now careful Sunny there's 10,000 volts

of electricity in that

fence whoa hot stuff I bet it's like

impossible to bust into this joint

that's right you'd have to knock out the

main power generator to shut this place

down you mean like

[Music]

[Applause]

this piece of cake

hands up you're under

[Music]

arrest now let's see the optical orbs

connected to the titanium Cranium

sockets left appendage modules connected

to the now where did I put that arm

I don't recall this model do you have a

digital imprint authorization to enter

this lab you're looking at

it put them down or I'll recycle you

into soda cans me

too well if it isn't that Goody Two

circuits Mega Man step aside it's time

for ringman to do his ring thing

[Music]

Rush f

it good boy my turn to play Ring around

the

[Music]

[Music]

robot incredible internal weapon

converter titanium outer shell self

lubricating ball joints my oh my you

sure want tough cookie thank you sir but

we better get going before more of Dr

wy's robots show up snap to it Rush

[Music]

M and I experimented for years in bionic

genetics and finally I found the link

between life and the physical world

right where's your

manners and now I'm ready to turn my

first robot into a real human being

that's incredible Dr PTO absolutely

incredible yeah and I bet that's why Dr

Wy tried to kidnap you to learn your

secrets but they're safe now thanks to

this Brave boy actually I'm not a boy

sir technically speaking well my lad how

would you like to be one I could give

you a life since you saved mine gosh sir

I never thought about it before if

you're a human you would thrill at the

smell of a rose feel all tingly inside

at the sight of a pretty girl it's a

kind ofer but Mega is perfectly fine the

way he is Dr light's right I'm really

happy being a robot are you sure you

know what happy is

[Music]

Dr

pedo will you make me human why of

course my

boy in order to modify your life cell I

must shut you down

Mega I'll take over from here Dr

PTO now you've served the purpose I

built you

for I've P ited Mega Man will soon be my

obedient servant and my brother in

battle now to insert my telepathic mind

link with it I can control his

thoughts the surgery was a success Mega

Man you are now human I am wow I don't

feel all that different smell this Rose

and then tell me what you feel watch

Proto man with my mind link helmet I can

make Mega Man think he's human you feel

all mushy on tingly

inside I feel all mushy un tingly inside

that's it my boy you've got it I better

go back and tell everybody the news it's

working Mega Man is under my control and

when he carries out my plans to Rick

havoc on the world Dr Light will get the

[Music]

blame hi you guys hey do I seem any

different to you don't tell me you took

a titanium Acid Bath no Ro something

much better Dr PTO turned me into a real

human boy why that's incredible Mega

absolutely amazing you must tell me what

it feels like yeah Mega tell us do you

feel all tingly inside or

what the satellite tracking system it

must be an

emergency oh no Dr wy's robots are

attacking the sky tower skyscraper Mega

you have to stop all right now I'll show

you what a real kid can do you'll be

proud of me Doc let's go

Rush sure hope Mega up to it maybe I'd

better send him some help like me I can

take on wy's Bots with half my brain

circuits tied behind my

[Music]

back roll wait I was referring to my

Robo Rescue

[Music]

Squad this is prerecorded reporting live

from Main Street where robots are

invading the sky tower skyscrape the

police are unable to stop them

fortunately the building has been

evacuated but wait up in the sky it's

Mega Man to the

[Music]

rescue hey hey step aside magot man it's

time for crash man to finish this job

with his time

[Music]

bombs touchdown hey this must be what

humans call fun you're feeling afraid

Mega Man afraid you might drop those

bombs

I better be careful I wouldn't want to

drop these

bombs oh no I really blew it this

time stay tuned we'll be right back

after these messages

over Mega

[Music]

Man heic citizens are play as the sky

tower skyscraper is shaken to its

foundations and it appears to have been

Mega Man who caused the damage yes yes

blame Mega Man my plan is working

perfectly I don't know what happened

rush I never felt afraid

before looks like we got trouble

upstairs

boy oh my goodness the robots are

actually stealing the building wait Dr

light's Robo rescue team has arrived on

seene secure the building he wait for me

I'm armed and

dangerous okay gutsy drop that building

or I'll have to plasma you all over the

universe get off my building cyber

punk Happy Landings

and now to finish you off Gutman but you

can't because you feel sorry for the

poor Hort you don't want to hurt him I

can't do it I don't want to hurt

gutsman Mega Man's letting gutsman get

away oh my gosh the building is falling

I'm out of here

idman Megan are you all right I guess so

at least I'm not missing any parts tell

us Dr light after this Fiasco why should

our citizens put their trust in any of

your socalled Advanced

robots well you see I thank you very

much Dr Light they say robot are only as

good as their programmer and in this

case it's just not good enough this is

Bri rot signing

off yes soon Dr light's reputation will

be destroyed and all his robots will be

under my command and nothing can stop me

from Conquering the

[Music]

world luckily I can recycle these Dam

robot parts and make new ones for my

rescue BS I guess I let you down doc a

don't blame yourself Mega failure is a

human quality but we humans learn from

our

mistakes am I one of your mistakes oh

why of course not you'll always be

special to me mega I don't know doc my

robot side tells me one thing my Human

Side says something else maybe I need to

be one or the other

no you're you're fine just the way you

are mega mega when do we get to the

action part of your plan Dr Wy patience

my finally tuned machine first we need

Mega Man to help us with our next

step ah maybe if I hadn't designed him

with

self-determination he wouldn't have

wanted to be human I guess I was a

mistake what do I do now you you need to

reprogram Dr light's robots to remove

their selfdetermination

I know I'll reprogram Dr light's robots

and remove their

self-determination once he reprograms Dr

light's robots they will follow my

command without

question Mega Man what are you doing I'm

reprogramming your robots so they won't

make any more mistakes now stand back

easy Mega you're just experiencing an

emotion

overload he stopped Us in the trash

compactor nice work

maker I need a clever boy like you to

help me carry out my plans now turn on

the trash compactor yes Dr

Wy oh

the walls they're closing in I can't

believe it meas turned against

us don't go away we'll be right back

after these

[Music]

messages we now return to Mega

[Music]

Man if we don't find a out of here fast

I'm going to be a

hubcap there may be a way out R give me

a hand okay what do you want me to do no

I mean give me a

hand now we can escape without lifting a

finger at least not our own

[Music]

what's

[Music]

this

[Music]

hurry hey

[Music]

hey don't let a prisoners Escape

K never mind them we have an invasion to

plan for Contin programming these robots

yes

sir Dr PTO we must speak with you Dr PTO

Dr

ped he's a

robot I should have guessed Dr P wasn't

a real biogenetic he was programmed by

Dr Wy but if he's a fake then

how come Mega thinks he's

human there's your answer Ru a

telepathic mind control chick I get it

Dr wy's been making Mega think he's

having human thoughts precisely and if I

can determine this Chip's frequency I

think I can free Mega's mind I sure hope

it's not too late

[Music]

thanks to Mega Man my new robot army

will parachute into the capital and take

[Music]

over if the rest of mankind Witnesses my

awesome M they'll beg me to become their

new

leader I sure wish doc would hurry up

with that mind helmet I just know Mega's

in big trouble

[Music]

we're receiving an emergency message Dr

Light this is the Secretary of Defense I

don't know what you want but I beg you

to stop your

[Music]

robots I implore you Dr Light make Mega

Man stop Dr Wy is taking over the

government and making it look like I'm

the villain with mega working for Wy

I'll have to handle this job come on

rush let's kick some

butt this has to work or I've lost Mega

forever

[Music]

stop or we'll be forced to fire bless

them Mega

[Music]

[Music]

Man hey mea it's your Silicone sis come

to win you back to the good side beiz

meddling

pest I'm going to vaporize you you

meddling pest you wouldn't dare don't

call me a

pest you must do it I must do it baloney

the real Mega wouldn't harm a flea Dr

wy's putting those goofy ideas in your

head don't listen to her she's lying

robots don't lie me Dr Wy is filling

your mind with evil thoughts don't

listen to him you must listen to me Mega

All these voices in my head now I'm

really confused no you're not Mega just

choose the one you know is

right okay put up your hands scum

butt just play along

sis I'm with Dr Wy

I knew the power of evil was stronger

than that goody good gu

[Music]

stuff this must be the Mind chip that

was controlling me thank goodness you're

back to normal Mega but what about Dr

light's robots leave them to

me excellent Mega Man if all humans were

as smart as you I wouldn't have to

bother with these nasty invad

yeah it's good to have you on the bad

side Mega Man all right magnet dude give

me

five he's getting my

[Music]

Powers

Helm has you can say that again

doc attention all robots prepare to

attack

[Music]

okay Bots it's

showtime stop

them let's cut to the chase Mega Man

firebot fire

away time for a Fatal Attraction blue

boy Jack

give him a

jackpot you're scrap metal Mega

Man welder Bots torch

[Music]

him you wouldn't be so tough without

that helmet it little brother you're on

Proto man plasma

[Music]

power missed me again number one son but

I won't miss this

time oh no he's going to blast President

Lincoln I knew you'd risk yourself for

Mr Lincoln

that Plasma Blast drained my energy

Mega's too weak to beat Proto man if

only Eddie were

here charge too bad you're such a softy

Mega we could have been Mega Brothers in

battle Eddie I need a quick charge

[Music]

that's it all of Dr wy's microchips have

been removed and my robots are back to

normal again hey Doc if I'm just a robot

how come I cared so much about saving a

stone statue I tried to tell you Mega

you're not just a robot you have

compassion and self-determination which

is more than I can say for Dr Wy what

looks like Rush could use some human

characteristics too like good manners

I'll fix

[Music]

that rush you are now the most well-

behaved Robo pooch in the

[Music]

world he's

perfect I guess you can't teach an old

Robo Dog New

[Music]

Tricks right back Mex wooho

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Music]