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01x08 - Incredible Shrinking Mega Man

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mega Man". Aired: September 11, 1994 – January 19, 1996.*
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Dr. Light and Dr. Wily were robotics scientists and coworkers at a laboratory.

01x08 - Incredible Shrinking Mega Man

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back what's

up find those

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gemstones I'm going to Pieces Dr Light

be cool Ral don't lose your head hurry

up rush and bring the right pox this

time looks like you got everything but

the kitchen

sink huh we better check out that alarm

hey what about me

wy's robots are destroying the

smithsonia museum we'll stop

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them here they are

there's no other gems like these in the

world that's why you're giving them back

gutsman the blue we grab him I'll slice

and dice

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him well boy looks like there's nothing

left to do but clean up this mess and

find out what those scum Bots were up

to guess again mega

[Applause]

mouth use the shrink

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[Applause]

rate Last Chance buttheads give it up or

I blast you to junkyard City blast this

Mega

Man or should I say mega

Mouse sizzling circuits perfect take

this oh oh you're k*lling me with

laughter but now it's time to give you

the

boot run don't let him get

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away they've vanished find them

no time we got to get this big gemstone

back to Wy W next my Mega

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Man there how do you feel great but I'm

worried about Mega Man and rush let's

check the transmitter signal

again it's getting weaker something's

terribly

I've finally done it I've created the

perfect weapon I can shrink animals

people I can make Mo Hills out of

mountains but best of all I can shrink

cities enjoy the moment Proto man we're

making history

I did it I did

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it next up New York

well got to hand it to you doc you did

it this time yes in with Mega Man shrunk

down no one can stop

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me W it's really hit the big time

now careful okay that was the last place

they'd have looked for us let's see what

they're up

to sizzling circuits they shrunk

Washington let's give them a taste of

their own medicine hey cutman when we

get to it's Mega Man and his mut hi

guys no no you

don't hang on

Rush playing hard to get her huh well

take this hey not in here you idiot

let's find that blue

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[Applause]

wee got him open it nice and slow so I

can give them haircuts from the neck

up mega mega right back MERS

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woohoo we now return to Mega

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Man hey where' they go over

here a take it easy I just had this van

detailed

hey I'll crush you like

peanuts can't get out here that way

Rush we're out of

here

go now we know what they're doing with

that shrink ray but what do they want

with those cities Mega Man calling do

light Mega Man calling Dr Light ah it's

not working the signal shrunk down a lot

with us there has to be some other way

we can contact Dr

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Light good thinking Rush come on boy

let's Reach Out And Touch

someone a collect call from Mega Man yes

I'll accept the charges wy's robot

shrunk me and Rush with a shrink ray

then he shrunk Washington he is using

the gemstones his bot stole from the

museum as a power source power source

come home Mega Man Dr Light will get you

back to normal no time we have to stop

Wy see you

later I must find a way to reverse Dr Wy

shrink r

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okay

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cutsman bring me

Wasing uh what about New York and

Chicago dog I'm taking no chances take

them to the r and C them with your lives

until I

return hey these batons are itching for

Action doc did you fit them with micro

motion detectors yeah yeah they're all

programmed to track Mega

Man they better not fail now let's get

Washington to My

Island sizzling circuits they got New

York good thing Dr light's lab is far

enough from the

city there's not a soul left hey there's

somebody let's see what's going on

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what are they doing here that's Mr

farage wanted on three continents for

dealing stolen art and Mr renko the

big-time buyer of Hot Art objects and M

laier if something valuable stolen

she'll buy it these Crooks go with Wy

like peanut butter goes with jelly let's

see where they're

going finished now we can reverse the

shrink effects of those gems terrific Dr

Light only one problem how do we do it

find Mega Man and give him this special

laser it will reverse the shrink ray and

return the cities to normal finding Mega

is not going to be easy I know Mega

Man's homing signal is weak but you

might pick it up with this portable

receiver I'm on my way

oh I can't wait to get to Dr wy's Island

and see what wonderful goodies he has

for

us an

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island oh that's okay swiy witzy no one

is

there at least no one knows we're here

mega mega

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except those baton tons take

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cover the bats found Mega Man hang on

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my plasma cannon can't touch him but

that fire hose can going

up

ye that ought to clean up their act

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there he is gutsman hope you scum Bots

brought your rubber

dck I'm going to shrink you to

dust

uh-oh let's get one of those shrink rays

and even up the odds around

here even even even come on we got to

find that little twerp there he is he's

mine

got

it that takes care of the blue

dweeb look

out stay tuned we'll be right back after

these

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messages over Mega Man

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moving boy or we're fish

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food this guy is

bait guess he doesn't want to pick on

someone his own side

now back to business come on let's see

if we can find that island of

Wy gentlemen only lady we shall begin

the bidding I have a sample of some very

special merchandise for you what am I

bid for Washington

DC astonishing

beautiful oh

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fabulous there's the

hydrofoil and that must be wy's

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island I'm so happy each of you

purchased a city now we'll take you back

to the mainland where New York and

Chicago are safely under the

Reps s circuits Wy just sold Washington

to one of those

Crooks enjo your Acquisitions I'll have

more merchandise for you very soon with

the money I make selling shrunken cities

I'll build all new cities populated by

robots under my control to the copter I

have more cities to shrink

he's really fried his circuits this time

if he thinks he's going to shrink and

Sell City after

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City time to stop that

Maniac careful don't drop it

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there they are let's welcome them

home Russ will have to catch up right

now I got to stop this

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car little

man you ought to teach your old dog some

new tricks

lady driver get

him take it easy big

guy rest your eyes while I

steer this is where you get

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out next time buckle up

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what is going on cool it lady all I want

is Washington DC no way I paid the good

money for

it Mega Man's homing signal it's coming

from down

there get that little mouse buzz off

furball I'll teach you to scare my

fluffy

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wa hair today gone

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tomorrow are you okay little brother

sure except for one small

problem make that two small problems Dr

Light found a way to reverse the shrink

ray with this let's do it

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it worked now to get you back to normal

hold it we don't know how much power is

left in this ray g*n and we might have

to use it to restore the cities then if

there's any juice left we'll use it to

turn rush and me back to normal right

boy okay let's go

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after Dr Wy shrinks Pittsburgh and

Cleveland we head for La huh hey what's

going

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on pull up on their left side I've got a

gem of an idea

it's Mega CR I'll smash

him what

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the I think I'll do a little cleaning up

around here the rest of the shrink race

I need him

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you need target practice cutman eat bus

cutman look

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out it ain't plasma power but if it

works it

works I'll smash you once and for all

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where' he learn to drive anyway one down

and two to

go go up the middle roll

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[Applause]

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yeah two for one shot this wasn't part

of the deal yeah wait for me they're

getting away we'll get them later the

cities are more important and I've still

got one more gemstone to

get we'll move right up the coast every

city is mine for the

Tak here they

come got one shot at this boy if we miss

him we're done

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for push boy

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push what the shrink R aimed at a new

Target yeah

us it's Mega Man he's about to fire the

shink

r got to hand it to my brother no jobs

too big for

him don't let it

fall catch you later

Wy I got it way to go sister now let's

do a little urban

renewal now that New York Chicago and

Washington are back to normal and the

police arrested those three Crux we can

all sleep easy and now that I've altered

the molecular structure of the gems Dr

Wy can never use them again we're just

lucky there's enough juice left to

restore you to normal I don't know I

kind of like being Mega's big

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sister now what were you saying well I

guess you can't win them all

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stick around for more Mega Man after

these messages

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[Applause]

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