02x02 - Shari Makes A Beanstalk

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if you're into fun and you love to play

if you like funny jokes they put you

away if you like to dance to a sound and

you're about to see you

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and especially you now I'm trying to

show Ramon the betcha that is the oldest

betcha in the world but if you don't

know something then it's brand new

right right right okay here's the bet

shean you can pull it on your friends

you say I have here water in a glass I

am going to cover this glass with a

baseball cap there I've done it Ramon

and without my touching that cap I'm

going to make that water disappear would

you like to see me do that I'd like to

see me do that okay here we go I'm not

gonna touch the cap and the waters gonna

disappear Remy's ME Ishkabibble

and the water is gone

take a look I'm a little trickster and

you can be a little trickster to

remember I said I wasn't going to touch

the cap and he touched it and so I win

the bet and you don't just have to do it

with that cap if any baseball cap will

do that one or that one or that one

have fun

Knock Knock

give me a knock-knock joke don't knock

knock-knock joke they're always dumb

tell me how come

after four I of Istanbul

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anybody anybody anybody you see it's a

play on the word Lambchop oh you're

Grown Up

playing dress-up no I'm playing wrong

not grown up you look very grown-up yes

I do tonight

very nice thank you

hmm really grown-up why because if I was

really grown-up I could do whatever I

wanted to do and nobody could bust me

around and I could stay up as late as I

wanted and at lunch I know Chuck do you

know what no all right it's very nice to

be grown up yeah I know however I loved

being little however very little a baby

yes did you like so much about being a

baby when I was a baby

what I loved was the fact that

everything was new

everything I did I was doing for the

first time Oh tell me what it was like

when you were a baby tell me tell me

tell me

Tell Me

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who are you don't tell me I'm not

supposed to talk to strangers

you're a stranger not supposed to know

no way talk to strangers and I never

talk to strangers because I'm sure yeah

really

I'm shy you could tell I'm lying bad

shabby bed savvy mustn't lie the reason

I was lying please excuse me the reason

I was lying is because I'm so excited

today I just learned how to walk

you can walk well I just learned you do

it with your feet come on feet walking

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yes it's working I also learned how to

hop these two pots this ha and you do it

on one foot though you're on my foot

yeah there was something else I learned

what was the other thing I was I

remember I learned how to jump it's very

nice to learn new stuff like that

sometimes of course when I jump they

fall down yes they fall down that's when

I really fall down down down in no way

outside line I learned something else

too oh yes I learned that I like it the

best thing of all the things all the

things I think I like the best is when

people tickle me you know they go so

I've learned how to tickle myself you're

on the seam you could load you could do

this you anybody could do this I'm gonna

pick up myself

Alphabet Song

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this is the letter A yay starts the

alphabet now what comes next

here come the B's if every year's start

feeling blue cuz things are going wrong

the very best thing you can do is sing a

little sing-along song starts

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if you're happy and you know it your

hands

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No

show it if you're happy and you know it

clap your hands

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you'll be show it

yeah and you know

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happy and you know it

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you know it do all three

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being a little thing

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do you have any sisters or brothers nope

mom and only boss Oh yo I don't know

then only can be lonely well there's no

one to share a garage with no one to

play bumper cars with loan to race with

I wish my parents had adopted another

bus well even a van anything to you

around like my are you kidding my cousin

Larry the tow truck he was always

pushing me around

only if you're stuck actually uh I kind

of miss him look even though he was a

nerd he was family

yeah well maybe you're right

maybe I like Charlie was more than I

think I do

hyah broccoli breaths maybe not

Pied Piper

sorry yes I'm chopped would you please

tell me the story of the Pied Piper Pied

Piper she means the Pied Piper

yeah I know that story well then don't

tell it okay would you tell me the story

about that jerk in the haystack jerk in

the haystack she needs Jack in the

Beanstalk yeah jerk in the haystack

plants out where your brains utter

Maddie in this place your own hey hey

hey hey now you two go sit on the sofa

with hushpuppy go go and I will tell you

the story of Jack and the Beanstalk

and you guys listen to the story and you

try to figure out what the point what

the moral of this story is okay

Jack And The Beanstalk

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story of Jack and the Beanstalk this is

very old Tim you know it happens yeah

yeah I know

on

a very poor boy named Jack lived with

his mother in a shack

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who laid golden eggs but a giant and

sterling but Bruce who laid the golden

eggs

since then a locket turns sour

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nothing to do but sell our only cow so

she said why don't you take her to

market I'd like to buy that cow if I can

I'll take good care of your house yes

sir and I'll give you some magic beans

for her so Jack who wasn't a very good

businessman

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and she said Oh Jack what have you done

you're gonna be the death of me yet your

simple little dunce I'd like to see you

do a thing right just once

you're obviously more like your father

than me she threw the beans out of the

window and the two of them went sadly up

to bed where the beams had been thrown a

beanstalk had grown instead Jack ran

into his mother's room shook her awake

and he said there's the means dog out in

back and as yours my name is Jack the

top is growing right up through the sky

there's a beanstalk out in back and this

youris my name is Jack I am gonna climb

that Beanstalk far at least I'm gonna

try

I'm on apply that feedstock to the sky

his mother was frightened and she said

up there a giant has built his castle in

the air his giant has stolen our goose

who laid the golden eggs so Jack you had

better beware but Jack was not to be

held back he climbed up the Beanstalk

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and he passed the moon and at last he

arrived at the top and there right

before his eyes was the castle of the

terrible giant Jack's lift up to the

window and he saw the goose that laid

the golden eggs

sitting right beside the Giant that

goose was almost between his legs so

Jack just raised it while the giant ate

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but at last from all that eating the

Giant fell asleep when the goose as Jack

ran waking up the sleeping giant who

seemed that his marvelous goose was gone

really became defiant quickly sprang

through the window

was almost a sight

firmly underneath his arm he ran with

all he is nice right the giant puzzle

swiftly after

and Jack expected the worst but he had a

head start and what do you know he got

the other beanstalk first I had the down

down down went Jack with a giant right

after him but Jack was too fast and

after reaching the bottom he took an axe

and he chopped down the Beanstalk

down down down tumbled a giant he hit

the ground and he kept right on going

and he was never heard from again the

golden eggs and more than he could ever

spend and that's the story of Jack and

the Beanstalk

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alright you guys now did you figure out

together what is the point what is the

moral of the story of Jack and the

Beanstalk me me me me me me I know that

their plane is let me go please let me

land shop

please thanks Charles I thought you were

gonna let me make a fool of myself

no the point of the story of Jack and

the Beanstalk has something to do with

this guy named Jack right right I'm

right we are right we're doing this

together remember okay we wheelie now it

also has something to do with them that

Beanstalk they purr up to the sky that's

right yeah I'm on the right track we are

on the right track really really yeah

really lately all right and I think no I

am sure we are sure yeah we're sure

about the point of the story Jack the

Beanstalk is if you wake up in the

morning and a beanstalk has grown in

your backyard yes

lols move

no charlie oh we're wrong we lady get

this way stuff

you'll need a mistake you are wrong

again all right I give up what I give up

what do you mean I don't know what the

point of the story of Jack and the

Beanstalk is oh come on guys don't give

up so easily do you give up

thank you oh so what is it

what is what that's the plan that the

story of Jack and the Beanstalk tell you

the truth I don't know

you lack I don't know I never did see a

point to that story

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did I show you my wind-up hand

no yes

Riddle

and you solve the riddle we'll say in

one breath can you think of seven things

that you wear on your feet that all

begin with the letter S can you think of

one thing you wear on your feet that

begins with this good can you think of

seven can you name them in one breath

shall I give you a hint

here they are shoes slippers sneakers

sandals socks

skates and stockings that's seven things

that begin with the letter S that you

wear on your feet and of course there's

also skis and snow shoes and if you can

think of any other things that you wear

on your feet that go with the letter S

why just come to me okay

Blow Your Nose

blue come blow your horn the sheep's in

the meadow the cows in the corn where's

the little boy who mines the Sheep he's

under the haystack fast asleep yeah and

I'm going to say the second stanza

second stanza yeah little boy blue come

blow your nose can blow your nose yeah

that's not the second stanza cause

little boy blue come blow your nose if

you don't blow your nose how do you

suppose I can understand one single word

as you say I don't need to blow by those

dodo not today please blow your nose or

at least try a sneeze it's harder to

understand you then Chinese blow it now

blow it quickly before that thing grows

blow it loud good son don't be stubborn

or cranky khlo as hard as you can you

can borrow my hanky if you don't blow

your nose you know what are we to do

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thank goodness

yes little boy blue

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Washington DC

okay I got this joke from a girl in

Washington DC you like it yeah I like it

where do generals keep their armies

where do generals

keep their armies up this lady's

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Shari Makes A Beanstalk

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have you ever seen a demon stalk have

you ever be the Beanstalk well you can

make a bean stalk and it won't cost you

beans huh all you need is yesterday's

newspaper or today's newspaper if

everybody has read it don't get me in

trouble by using today's newspaper until

everybody says they've read it okay

here's how you make a bean stalk you

take a sheet of newspaper and you open

it up that's not a bean stalk then

starting at one end you roll did you get

about oh that's far then you take

another sheet of newspaper and you open

it up and you lay it right into into the

roll and pull it toward you and rolled

and rolled and fill it towards you and

roll and roll and keep tapping on the

end to make it all even you can add a

couple of newspapers I'm only going to

do two then you flatten out one end it's

really easy to tear paper there you go

and you rip about that much and then you

flatten it out the other way you see and

you rip once again so that you're making

four kind of leaves well that's what

they really are isn't it and now you

open up the home open it up by folding

all the pieces back until you can see

the hole see the hole there it is now

you're going to stick your finger into

that hole and pull and if you had used

three pieces of newspaper it would have

gone even higher up and what anybody

says to you did you climb that Beanstalk

you can say I have been

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I Cant Whistle

it may be cause they're older and they

look so fake and tall children think

that grown-ups can do anything if you're

a kid and think that's absolutely true

how'd you like a list of things that

this here grown-up honnestly

can do

I can't whistle

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let me hear you whistle hey if you can

or cannot doesn't mean an awful

does everything everything

everything

I snap my fingers I can hardly hear it

when you snap what's the sound is if we

don't get down

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everything everything everything

yourself each day jumping out of bed

I'll try lots of stuff in the day ahead

and where I excel

I will shout hurry

well I'll just say okay

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pretty

if like me no can do be like me take the

view

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everything every

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you try

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Turn You Off

this is the song that does it and yes it

goes on and on my friend some people

started singing it not knowing what it

was and they'll continue singing

turn you off

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this is the song that no no stop stop

stop

Charlie stop I want you to go away go

away and don't slam the door

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