02x09 - Born To Dance

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if you're into fun and you love to play

if you like funny jokes they put you

away if you like to dance to a slamming

sound and you're like having lots of

friends right Nick you're one of those

it slips by the rule that sad is bad

cool little buddy you're about to see

you're at the very best place that you

could be

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join the kids and family cam muscle

squeeze really squeeze with all your

might now the other arm

let me see just how strong you grown to

be make two muscles left come on pump it

up hey strong

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yeah it's lambchops play-along

join the kids and say we got it

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yeah and especially you it's a trick my

father was a magician he was the

official magician for the city of New

York oh he loved to fool me

big deal I'm one of those people when I

first see a trick I don't know how it's

done and then when the second time I see

it I don't know it's done and but daddy

loved it for me got a real kick out of

that you always fooled me and this trick

fooled me and when you show this trick

to your friends you will fool them it's

very good trip you have a cardboard

actually have two little pieces of

cardboard I'm using the backs of two

pads you know and you have two coins one

coin two coins and so you show the two

coins and then you cover the coins with

the other cardboard and very carefully

pinching the coins so they don't fall

out you wave them in the air and you say

Remy Sammy Ishkabibble or whatever magic

words you want to say then you put the

coins down on the table and you remove

the card and look there's only one coin

left it's magic now where do you think

the other coin went there is no it

didn't go there that's where it started

you see I started with one coin taped

taped with double faced tape to the

cardboard then I put on the second coin

covered it with the cardboard picked it

up very carefully squeezing the one that

was loose and I waved it in the air but

when I put it down I put it down upside

down so that the one where that was

stuck was stuck to the upside

card and then I pointed now you'll

notice I didn't take it away like this

I took it away like this pointing and

everybody's eye follows the finger and

they look and they'll be so surprised

and this is a very good way to make your

money stick to you

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just get down to the box straight me

aside

tell yourself a joke

red light they say while we're waiting

no hushpuppy you want to hear a joke oh

yeah I love jokes thank you very much to

you already

what did one tomato say to the other I

give up what did one tomato say to the

other you said you go on ahead and I'll

catch up

dirty would you catch up never mind

hushpuppy you say charley horse you want

to hear a joke I heard it oh the lights

green oh god you drive and I'll tell you

a joke okay what's the difference

between a flea and an elephant

I don't know what is the difference

between a flea and an elephant an

elephant can have fleas but a flame

can't have elephants oh that's true

that's funny

oh that's true - charley horse don't try

that one on hushpuppy

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sherry what has puppy you wanna dance

with me dance with you yeah please well

what kind of dance do you want to do

well I thought that we could do a dance

that I just made up you make up and

dance you what's it like it's something

like a hoagie boogie like the

hokey-pokey

I don't think so fun

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lemme whammy

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everybody

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your friend should come up to your trial

ambi web me Bambi Bambi

just do it after you

are you

that's the lab me Randy

Lamy whammy

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it's called a Dear Abby

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let me grab me

loudly web

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Oh King Cole was a chubby old soul who

loved to play the fiddle when given a

chance he'd get up and dance till his

pants split down the middle

I wish we could play this game with you

but we're just going to play it for you

and then when we have played it they can

play it can't they yeah Selena and I

haven't really played it yet so she's

not quite sure how we play so I can

explain it to both of you at the same

time to you and to you

it's called cross country if you have a

map and two buttons one button two

buttons the buttons have to be different

one from another and a coin you got a

game it's nice to have a pen too you see

what I did I circled all the cities from

one post big big cities from one coast

right across the country to the other

coast I circled Sacramento Salt Lake

City Denver Topeka Kansas st. Louis

Nashville Tennessee Atlanta and down to

Miami Florida where we can rest after a

long trip now Selena would you like to

make a road draw a road connecting those

cities go ahead that's one road and now

Salt Lake City is being connected to

Denver and now Denver is being connected

to Topeka Kansas Topeka Kansas to st.

Louis st. Louis to Nashville I'm

exhausted Nashville to Atlanta and from

Atlanta to my vacation in Miami Florida

thank you very much now you have a road

and both of our cars Oh Selena do you

want the little car of the big car you

want the little bit okay Selena has the

little car and I have the big car both

of our cars are starting right at the

beginning of the road in Sacramento

California now we're going to throw up a

coin and if the coin lands tails up then

your car can move one city if your coin

lands heads up your car can go

two cities and if your coin rolls off

the table your car has to go back one

city you want to go first

here toss the coin right onto the to the

map oh it came out tails so you get to

move your car

one city my turn it came out tails so

we're both in Salt Lake City Utah you go

let's see

heads heads you get two cities okay here

I go

hey I got you I got heads - one - okay

your turn you go can tails one city it's

nice this is a tale of one city two

cities I get heads ha ha ha one two I'm

an ash I'm in Nashville okay go ahead

you got heads so you move one gee she

jumped me

I can I jump you and I arrived in Miami

first I am the winner but we both had

fun so we're both the winner have fun oh

boy

how's the tunes

and now presenting the alphabet hey you

me yes you tell me something how did a

little kid like you get to be the leader

cuz everybody wants an A sorry sorry

sorry sorry sorry what what sorry what

I'm gonna be a world famous ballerina

wonderful darling I'm gonna happen when

I do my first show and everybody says

all and jump is and Patrick Swayze calls

me up and he begs me to be his partner

you like Patrick Swayze I'm crazy crazy

uh-huh and when are you going to become

this ballerina Friday after recess oh

well I'm very pleased for you yeah I

know you like they could I ask you a

question

even when I'm very famous you're always

gonna be ugly ask me a question good

that's your question what are you

talking about career day what okay a

career is like a job that's what my

teacher said did you know Korea Korea I

heard about careers yeah yeah and I

think you said anybody could have any

career you want and you're never too

young to start thinking about your

career and so Friday after recess yes

we're going to what we want to be when

we grow oh I get it I got it I like it

so you want to be a ballerina no no no I

would like to be a world-famous

ballerina

Oh wonderful I just I'm a little

surprised right

last week you wanted to be a cowgirl and

you wouldn't buy me a horse lamb chop

you know our teacher says we need an

encouragement from our parents yeah

we'll let you teach your body will horse

there you go again where now you see you

just don't take me serious Callie I take

you seriously I really would like to

help you now what would you like me to

do you got Patrick Swayze's phone number

no well if you can't hook me up with

lazy and Swayze yeah then you could get

me ballet lessons maybe I mean maybe

maybe I maybe you've already taken

ice-skating lessons horseback riding

lessons piano lessons I mean you haven't

stuck to any of them all right I do take

you seriously I would like to help you

now you can have ballet lessons then

it's settled know you can have ballet

lessons if you promise I found this you

don't even know what I'm gonna ask I

trust you

wonderful ballet takes a long time to

learn to do well and I know not okay you

can have ballet lessons and your ballet

dress a belly trip

Oh a ballet dress you mean a tutu not

just one Athena no no a teacher is a

little ballet dress with a stiff skirt

um it's gotta to do a tutu hmm okay you

can have a nice dance teacher but if I

find you a dance teacher today

will you still want to dance tomorrow

are you

I left my whole week off in

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it's picture time it's picture time as

though I've never met you I know

something you can't do I bet your bet

you betcha I'll teach you how to do what

I propose

here goes it's called a penny for your

thoughts

and you say to your friend this is an

enchanted penny your friend will look at

the penny and say it looks like a

regular penny to me and you say oh no I

can put this penny in a magical spot

where you will not be able to jump over

it Amanda can you imagine a a magical

spot where I can put this penny with you

won't be able to jump over it

No okay here we go I put the penny on

Amanda's head and with it in that

magical spot I'd like to see you jump

over it I don't think so and this is a

betcha where you use your own head and

you use somebody else's

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keep it up and faster one two three four

and stop you're tired yes oh oh recess

recess world-famous ballerinas don't

talk about recess how about if I'm only

playing this in one country no best on

the block No

I thought you were serious about this

I'm serious come failures come silly ask

how do you know so much about dancing oh

my dear I took so many ballet lessons

when I was a little girl hail right did

you like it I loved it oh I love my

lessons but you know what I liked even

better

I loved the dance recital you can

recycle dance not recycle recital your

recital on your dance no you don't

recite a recital is where they put on a

show so that you can show how much your

dancing teacher has taught you or is it

fun oh it was so much fun I remember my

very first dance recital

our next performer is little Shari Lewis

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thank you Miss Jones

that was my dancing teacher Miss Jones

and she introduced me I would like the

pain to stop

oh it's me having an attack but the

first thing that I did you see my nice

new decided Oh dress

yes City my mommy did not buy it for me

she bought it with my baby sister oh but

it didn't fit my baby sister oh so she

gave it to me it's a hand me up yeah and

I have new dancing shoes do you want to

see look at my new dirty dancing shoes

oh my goodness oh excuse me okay

okay

forget it now I'm going to dance for you

I'm going to do the time step you ready

to see the time step 1006 five or six

six o'clock twelve thirty a quarter with

three what it three hurts a lot and now

I'm going to sing this song the song

that I'm gonna sing is cook what's that

Miss Jones don't scratch your belly

poets go don't scratch your belly button

let's go down scratch your belly button

oh that's now and I'm know I'm just

going to dance

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I got a riddle yo fast I got a riddle

yet set it is the little

you solve the riddle we'll say I ever

riddle for you all I would've stopped

earlier I know you'll had a read off

what what what is another name for a

cowboy what is another name for a cowboy

a bull a bull oh you mean because a bull

is a boy cow yeah that's really very

interesting not very funny but very

interesting wait till next time and then

she came whirling into my room so so I

think it's ridiculous it is not

ridiculous yes it is you know that any

minute now she's gonna announce that she

wants to be a an a*s journal instead of

the ballerina or and then you're gonna

have to buy her a spaceship yeah well

you guys are not being fair to little

lamb chop but I no no you've got to

admit she has stuck to her ballet

lessons yeah and we're stuck until is

she asked me to dance one more time

Charlie you know she's gonna have to try

a lot of things in her life before she

ends up knowing what she wants to do for

a living who knows ballet just might end

up being her career hello there oh my

goodness hello there your your uh

majesty

yes thank you Oh lunch at that gown is

beautiful yes well I have decided to

become a princess when I grow up you say

I told you so I told you so no career

don't be a nerd charley horse

being a ballerina will still be my

career being a princess will be my hobby

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oh yeah is a leguminous this letters RQ

and this letter sent oh and oh is it Q

who's lost his tail I'm going to tell

you the story of Rip Van Winkle huh huh

I'm gonna tell the story of Rip Van

Winkle I can read your lips I don't know

who he is

oh do you know yes he's that guy

supposed to have slept for 20 years

lang when o Rip Van Winkle is supposed

to have lived a long long long long long

long long long time ago didn't Ellen

know he lived even before I was born

that long ago hmm aha

well I'm gonna tell the story to you and

you could tell it to them k*lled

oh isn't that nice of you to share me

now I'm not gonna say you no way Jose

you're my sherry oh but I'll share that

guy who's um torn and tinkled torn and

Gingka no no no wait a second ah he's

torn and sprinkled no he's he's ripped

and wrinkled Rip Van Winkle Twinkle

Twinkle Twinkle if you dirty guarded

slept for 20 years

hmm talk about sleep

Sterns about an unfortunate fella who

fell asleep what the years the stories

based upon the fears people used to have

way they heard thunder they'd listen

they'd wonder whether that Coulee

rumbling sound was bowling ba*ls rolling

on the ground feet CT those crashes must

be the bowling ball of smashes into the

nine pins knocking him down

in a mountain town Rip Van Winkle win

out to hunt City hunt for food to be

blonde he wasn't very lucky and it

wasn't very good well in the nearby

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Thunder up they climb to the mountaintop

the peals of thunder didn't stop they

brew louder closest Van Winkle

brightness no sir

sumit more these little men rolling

their bowling ba*ls again and again what

did they say the only sound was the ball

as it not behind pins down

I'll get to play no and since it was

late in the day very well the Sun was

bright when he woke up he slept at night

when he got up it was really weird the

funny little men had disappeared and in

his sleep he grown a long white beard

got to town people gathered from all

around in the village square to stand

and stare at his ragged clothes and his

long white hair I know everyone in town

he said to the crowd that gathered round

but I don't know you what do you know me

I rip van winkle said he where are my

neighbor's place my wife and the folks

I've known all of my life a man stepped

forward he said your wife your neighbors

all or did you've been gone for 20 years

the young man's eyes were filled with

tears I'm your son but now I'm grown-up

I'm awfully glad you've finally shown up

Rick could not believe his ears it slept

away 20 years and in that town to this

very day when Thunder sounds again

Thunder only rolling is mountains

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who's there Duane Duane who doing the

bathtub I'm drowning

this is the song that does it and yes it

goes on and on my friend some people

started singing it not knowing what it

was and they'll continue singing

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I can't

okay

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this is the song

Johnny stuff I want you to go away

doorway and don't slam the door

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