02x14 - The Wallet

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slamming sound and you're about to see

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yeah and especially you did you ever

wonder how those railroad cars link up

you know the tracks wind around this way

and that and there's a train on one

track and there's a train on the other

track and the trains get closer and

closer and closer and closer and then

they link haha

would you like to do that it's real easy

and it's fun you whine oh you start with

a piece of paper you know that's a

skinny strip you saw that and you whine

want to end around to the front little

pass the middle and you put a paper clip

on it then you wind the second end

around to the back and you put a paper

clip on it

those are the trains and then you pull

and you pull and you pull and you pull

and they link and now you know why

trains travel at such a fast clip that's

a nice picture you drew no oh that's

okay darling

it's a man yes I could tell but does he

look grumpy grumpy daddy

you did draw a man with a lean and

hungry look what should I do

should I draw a fatter man now let's

feed this one Hagen yeah what are you

gonna feed him cookies no oh oh you see

that pile of string over there I see it

and sherry Oh sherry you got my

undivided attention because I don't know

what you're gonna do with that pile of

string mm-hmm what I'm going to do is

take the scissor and cut off a piece of

string okay now we have a plate full of

spaghetti and oh oh I know what lab

chuckling I'd poke a hole in the mouth

of your picture mm-hmm okay thank you

darling okay I made a hole and now I'm

going to stick the string through the

hole in the mouth and there we have a

spaghetti man but what do a spaghetti

man do well what would a spaghetti man

do

he'd eat the spaghetti eat the spaghetti

spaghetti man

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where did the little drummer boy go when

he wanted his money to be safe you give

up yeah you know thank you very much

the little drummer boy went to the bank

to the bank to the bank bank bank

hey we're gonna do our rescue yay and

you can help with the rescue no no you

don't have to call 9-1-1 do you know

who's gonna be rescued it's not bunny

foo-foo it's a rabbit

you gotta route it let me see your

rabbit see my rabbit and this rabbit is

going to be rescued by a little let me

see you a little teenie Oh your little

man's even smaller than my man good this

little man is going to rescue the rabbit

from the hunter over there who's gonna

sh**t him and the rabbit is so

frightened the rabbit is calling help me

help me help me

just like that can you do that let's see

help me help me very good and so the

little man he says come little rabbit

come inside and I'll find you a place to

heart now the little man lives in a

cabin with a pointed roof you got a

cabin with a pointed roof let me see

good and that cabin is in the woods

there's the woods see there's the trunk

of the tree and there are the leaves of

the tree and there's big wind blowing

and maybe I'm it let's sing the song

together and I'll sing and you can do

the moves okay okay deal

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in the mutia tree the tree a little man

a man by the window stood and guess what

he saw he saw

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help help oh please help me

how do you like that a talking rabbit or

that hunted one will sh**t me dead bang

bang bang bang I come little rabbit

hurry hurry come inside

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now you know the song to sing the words

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right

come come inside

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oh yeah me too darling I just love all

that picnic food how about the ants I'll

never eat them but you wait and see

a great lunch when I'm in charge you get

everything you like peanut butter and

jelly sandwiches tater chips coleslaw

hot dogs on English muffin

we dill pickles and sour cream a stomach

ache what else

I was hoping for dessert you like

picnics Buster I love them sitting in

the parking lot basking in the Sun oh

don't you join in the other game oh no

I'm afraid of getting my windows broken

by a foul ball

oh you mean you go all the way to the

picnic grounds and you sit all by

yourself for hours and you don't even

get nothing to eat well well you guys

are eating peanut butter and jelly

sandwiches I'm treating myself to a

delicious tank of gas yeah hey wait a

second buster let me look in that basket

of food that I packed and see if I've

got anything good for you mm-hmm what's

your favorite part about the picnic

spots back Oh seeing your smiling happy

faces all excited all the day's outing

oh my oh my this is one face you won't

see smiling well why not

because I left a picnic basket in the

kitchen oh we got to go home turn around

and go home

okay yes so what kind of bean doesn't

grow in a garden

what kind of being a being always grows

in the garden

what kind of bean doesn't grow in the

garden a human being

I know another thing that doesn't grow

in a garden which one a jelly bean this

is a game where you pile lots of toys

stuffed or not stopped on the floor in

front of you you know you take

everything you've ever had things you

played with when you were a baby

and things you've got now that you like

and you put them on the floor in front

of you and you take off your shoes and

your socks want to show your bare feet

show them your bare feet there's a bare

foot and show them your foot how come

you don't have bare feet can they have

panty hose panty hose so she's going to

do it with her stocking feet you grab a

toy between your feet and you drop it

into a box slightly to one side this is

not really a competition but the fun of

the game is to see how many you can get

in 30 seconds so they're gonna tell me

when thirty seconds is up all right

Jared okay Laura okay okay

and this is a game you can play too okay

only you can't play it with us so you'll

have to play it with your own friends

someday maybe we can play it together

are you ready yeah are you ready yeah

ready gets it

start the clock oh I can't go ahead

well done Laura good job yes oh that

teddy bears going into the box I can

tell good come on Laura come on get

those little footsies around it yes

oh that one barely made it go on darling

get it in here's one over here that you

can reach 30 seconds I think you're both

big winners and this is a very amusing

way to play whoopsie

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I got ya tell us what oh oh lamb chop

helmet ouch how many times have I told

you not to disturb me when I am

armwrestling

I don't know 10 20 a hundred times I

lost count so why did you do it

we're rich what do you mean we I found

below it exactly that's why I'm making

you my partner what about me find your

own wallet I don't know charlie

I don't know you know sherry always says

if we find something that belongs to

somebody else we should return it to its

owner yeah that's a nice idea lamb chop

but this is real life you mean you mean

we should keep it oh why didn't I think

of that

I need like my skipping rope and then no

yo-yo

I'm hula hoop yeah and how about a

catcher's mitt a basketball a chocolate

covered steak bone hmm I never wanted

those things well if that's the way you

feel we'll take them I'm gonna get the

wallet back to the person who lost it

yeah but how are you gonna do that I

mean the chances of finding the guy who

owns this wallet are like a million to

one we will never find out who he is and

where he lives

oh yeah it is jolly halls Rasmus

Saunders won 6-2 Briar Hill Lane

telethon five thousand six oh eight nine

lamb chop I think oh you got his

business address from 1902 first Street

back number five five five to eight

seven five lamb chop nearest relative oh

this is good Edna buckle

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this is the letter F and this is a

letter E and E is it who has grown a

hood over the summer I don't know how on

earth you keep your balance that's right

mister I found your wallet and all the

money is in the wallet yeah because I'm

gonna give it back mm-hmm

I couldn't possibly keep something that

belonged to somebody else

yep that's what I'm gonna do now don't

think of it as stealing think of it as

borrowing forever Oh No sherry wouldn't

like that sure it's easy for her to say

ha ha ha

she has plenty of money I'm gonna give

it that spend it give it back spend it

if it backs and dad lamb chop is

everything all right yes I was just

having a conversation with myself and

what did your self say well that's your

wallet no no I mean I found it and it's

got $50 in it $50 yeah and myself wants

to keep it and spend it but I think I

should give it back don't you think so

Oh sweetheart you know you're going to

have to make the decision and I know

that whatever you decide is going to be

the right thing you trust me

absolutely good then would you drop me

at the mall I'm gonna shut till I drop

what

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and now for something unusual do you

know what this is Thursday Monday

Tuesday Wednesday Thursday

yes I did exactly what you told me to do

jolly Hollis mission accomplished

what did you do well I held the glass up

to my ear and I put the glass against

lambchops wall so I could hear what they

were saying and and I got an earful of

chocolate milk you're not supposed to

put a glass full of chocolate milk

against your ear y'all found that out

and then I got another glass and I put

it up to my other ear good good

oh yeah hmm you can hear a lot better

through grapefruit juice what did you

hear lamb chop it is going to keep the

money I knew it hiya boys lamb chop has

something to tell you that's going to

make you very happy

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and the money that was in it till its

rightful owner well you got a weird idea

what's gonna make me happy wait a second

finish oh that's great how much do we

get 10 20 25 25 big ones yeah all right

ha ha ok I'm gonna get a new football no

way

I'm keepin the whole quarter a quarter a

quarter you got a quarter yet 25 big

Andalus you gonna keep the quarter what

do we get

sherry says that you guys can share the

big thank you

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now in this song I sure hope you'll come

through

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exactly like I do when you clap like

this to me and I hope

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like flowers

let's take a rest while I

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if you like exercises where in disguises

if you like big surprises pop those

hands

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Cinderella

if you've ever used an umbrella though

time if you like

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if you've been and if you if you know

who Mickey Mouse is if you know where

your house is

laughing hand

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what do you think I have in this bag no

no I don't have that either although I

wish I did know what I have in this bag

is a puppet you want to see there it is

oh oh you can't see it yet all right

here's how you can make a puppet out of

this paper bag or any paper bag

that's little that you happen to have

you put your hand into it that's the

best way to make a puppet put your hand

into the paper bag but you put it in

sideways so that the bag is not like

this but like this

standing up on its end and then you

pokie pokie pokie pokie until you've

made a moving mouth okie dokie that's a

good way to pokey and then you take a

rubber band and you stretch the rubber

band right around your wrist okay and

you fluff up the tail because this is

going to be a fish puppet and you wanted

to have tail fins there we go now what

you want to do what you want to do is

put eyes on your puppet so I cut eyes

out of paper and I made them fringed

eyelashes and I curled them a little bit

and I made two of them with a glue stick

you put some glue on the back of your

eyes and you take the eyes and you stick

them on to the puppet takes a moment for

it it'll be okay and there you have your

fish puppet do you feel like a good fish

puppet oh good come on up here I want to

talk to you well I want to know whether

they like the fish puppet what are they

saying

well we're fishing for a compliment Oh

what I want them to say is holy mackerel

what a puppet

Jimmy crack corn in our don't care

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care Jimmy

crack corn and I don't care god Jimmy

don't care if I crack corn this is a

story about how when people are jealous

nobody wins now this story stars a

Siamese cat and a Persian cat once upon

a time there was a Siamese cat and there

was a Persian cat they were so hungry Oh

hungry but all they had between them to

eat was a little piece of cheese look

what a little piece of cheese that is

see and so they decided that they were

going to cut it in half and share it

each one would have had but then the

Siamese cat snarled oh it's no fair no

fair you outside of the cheese is bigger

than mine oh no that's not right there

even said the person no fair said the

Siamese so they called him their friend

the monkey I'll be the monkey they

called him their friend the monkey

because monkeys were supposed to be wise

in the way of the world and they told a

monkey their problem the monkey picked

up the cheese and looked at it from

every which way and finally said oh I

see it you see I see the problem okay

I'll fix it fix it don't worry about it

and the monkey took a bite out of the

other side and said what do you think is

it is it right is it even

are you satisfied I think both sides are

even and at that the Persian cat

proclaimed no now my side is smaller no

it's not it's just right don't worry

okay okay okay I'll fix it said the

monkey and took a bite out of the other

side

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okay okay no now I'm not satisfied

scolded the Siamese there's definitely

more on her side said the person and the

two of them started fighting and they

were fighting well at this point this is

fun at this point the monkey needs both

hands to separate the two fighting

feline friends and so he took the cheese

and he popped it into his mouth just

hold it there you nose so he'd have both

hands-free actually separated them by

accident he's followed the cheese and so

he said oh oh my friends I just wish

this cheese had brought as much

satisfaction to you as it's brought to

me and licking his lips he ran away

that's the story now if you do this

story what you should do is either do it

with two stuffed toys as cats or two

puppets as cats or get two friends to

pretend that they're cats but you get to

play the monkey cuz the monkey gets the

cheese the monkey gets the cheese

heigh-h* the derry-o the monkey gets the

cheese this is the song that does it

and yes it goes on and on my friend some

people started singing it and they'll

continue singing

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this is the song that charley horse no

no stop stop stop

Charlie stop I want you to go away go

away and don't let your

if you're into fun and you