03x07 - What a Mess

[bunniefuu]

friends ryan and if you're one of those

kids who lives by the world that's sad

is bad and happy is cool oh little buddy

you're about to see you're at the very

best place that you could be

hey

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come join the kids and play along we got

a lot

bounce of bottom in your chair bounce it

here bounce it there and with tender

loving care bounce it bounce it

everywhere bounce it fast bounce it slow

bounce it high bounce it low

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Magic Trick

you

do a magic trick and i'm using just an

ordinary piece of paper

and a nickel and this trick is worth a

great deal more than a nickel as you'll

see you take a piece of paper and you

put the nickel into the center of the

paper and then you fold see the nickel

in the center of the paper okay and then

you fold the bottom half up and the top

half down and you fold the top half down

and the bottom half up and everybody

blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow

blow blow okay and suddenly you will

find that the piece of paper

is completely

empty and the nickel has completely

disappeared

would you like to see where the nickel

went yeah yeah do you have any idea

where the nickel went in here no it

didn't go into my sleeve it went into my

lap

okay i'll show you can i have another

piece of paper

over there may i have another piece of

paper please thank you

okay thank you here's how you do that

you take a piece of paper and you put

the nickel into the center

then you put your hand underneath

and you bring the bottom half up

and the top half down

and you turn it around and the nickel is

going to fall

right down the chute into your hand

did you see that

now i fold down the top part and i fold

up the bottom part and nobody knows that

i've got the nickel in my hand nobody

knows that and so then i take the piece

of paper and i move it right to my

friends you're my friends and i said go

ahead blow blow blow and everybody was

watching the paper nobody was watching

this hand go into my lap right right and

so i said blow blow blow go ahead blow

everybody blow blow blow blow blow of

course you know that

the nickel was then in my lap and i tore

up the paper and

that's the end of the trick

and if you have enough friends with this

trick you can get very rich even if it's

just a nickel at a time

Black and White

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i got a joke oh i love jugs tell me

jolly hoes okay um what is black and

white and green and black and white

what is black and white and then green

and in black and white yeah what is it

uh

two zebras fighting over a pickle

how'd you know

it was the dumbest thing i could think

of

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time for buskers brain busters show them

sherry

oh those o's look happy what cereal is

this

you give up

cheerios

grover can you say hi

he did it i didn't do it i didn't do it

i swear i didn't do it

rover you're a pretty bird you are

without

it it's very shy

hi

Hooky Loud

oh can you say hi

they're gonna do something that's fun

so hi hello we're gonna do the hooky

loud the hukilau is the hula

so go get any grown-up that's at home i

know you've got a grown-up at home and

the reason i want you to get it grown up

is because this is a dance that in

hawaii

the men do it

the ladies do it the children do it

everybody does it and you can do it too

look one two three touch one two three

touch no big deal right it's very easy

and it's a story it's about a feast yum

yum and you're going to eat fish can you

make the fish

and you know when you get the fish you

pull them in you pull in the nets

and the nets are full of fish and i'm

pulling the nets the way i am

that's good now this feast is called a

hooky loud and that's the name of this

dance and you're going to go like this

and say i'm going there get up and do it

with me come on everybody you can do it

sure

Hawaiian Way Cookie

oh we're going

to a hooky loud

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oh

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that's the fish we'll get

they'll be jumping all around when we

pull in the net

they'll cook each fish in a leaf the old

hawaiian way

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cookie

hey tally come on

we're gonna do it together you do it too

oh we're going to

a hooky a hooky

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we'll throw our nets

into the sea

and all the our mama comes swimming to

me

oh we're going

to

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okay

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My Own Room

one more thing you will not be able to

find in this room what's that

me

i'm moving aisle what

i'm moving out of this room for good you

mean i'm going to be here

all by myself

that's right

yes

finally

my own room

my own stereo my own tape player my own

tv oh

yeah hmm i can see that you miss me

already oh yeah sure don't take it so

hard jolly horse it's mine it's mine

it's mine i tell you mine mine mine mine

mine

nobody in this room but my three best

friends

me myself and i yay

well i hope that the four of you will be

very happy

hey hush puppy hush puppy

i found the dresser

ilroy

any kid any kid any kid

when i was growing up everybody drew

kilroy

whether you could draw not you drew

kilroy the saying was kilroy was here

and i thought you might like to see

gilroy because kilroy is here you start

kilroy with a big u

big me

and you draw a line on each side

of the big

q

then you draw it upside down use one

upside down you two upside down use and

you draw some ovals for eyes kilroy come

on kilroy there we are now

on the side of the line you draw little

circles one two three and then you

continue the line the other side

one

two three

as you continue the line and then you

draw a big u

over the top oh i see his head you can

add some an ear yesterday another ear

some hair

and everybody used to say

kilroy was here oh yeah k*ll ry is here

and any kid can draw kids right and now

you can too

Sherry

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hush puppy

i'll share it crush pepe darling what

are you doing here

i live here

yes but why are you sleeping on the sofa

because i couldn't get my bed through

the living room dollar

aren't you sleeping in your room

sherry i am not going to be a tattletail

and tell you that charlie horse is

messing up the room so bad that i just

can't live there

so i won't say anything at all charlie

horse is still messing the room huh who

told your dad

a little birdie oh good as long as it

wasn't me

charlie horse is gonna be mad at me if

he knows that i told you oh well then i

i won't tell him that you told me no

it's our secret don't tell him that i

told you i won't even tell him that you

told me not to tell him no don't tell

him daddy

why that room must be

so messy

if you won't even live there

do you know sherry yesterday

it was so messy lamb chop came in to

play and we lost her in a pile of sweat

socks

ah i have told charlie horse a hundred

times to keep his side of the room tidy

oh he decided not so bad he keeps

throwing his junk over the mouth side of

the room

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jolly horse what are you doing i guess

you didn't hear i have my own room now

and so i'm giving a room warning party

oh who's coming to your party uh

including you sorry i'm busy nobody

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Room Warming Party

oh boy what a great room warming party

this is yes sir yes sir who needs people

people people

boy

i haven't had this much fun since we

played pin the tail on lamp chop

who am i kidding

i throw the best party of the year

and nobody comes boy some friends i have

leaving me all by myself

Granny Horse

hey

granny horse

yes what are you doing here i've come to

dust down your barn you miserable

hurried hate jumper hey don't pick on me

granny i just gave a party and nobody

came

why would anyone want to come here

i mean your room is a mess yeah

hush puppy's really falling down on the

job it's not his job you made the mess

you clean it but we had a deal you know

we had a good deal good for you bad for

hush puppy there's no way for you to

treat a friend like that so who cares

who cares i'll just go get a new friend

you treat all your friends the same

that's why no one came to your party who

cares i got my own room now big deal

look at this place i'd call it a pig

style but that would be an insult to

pigs your room is a wreck this is one

stinky stable if you don't clean it up

nobody will want to have anything to do

with you

you're gonna be lonely for the rest of

your miserable mangy mess making life

she

hey

wedge

where did she

hmm i wonder if that means i'm out of

the will

Good Horse Keeping

oh

oh i can't believe it look at this room

it is so clean in here

and so bright i need

sunglasses see

so do i get the good horse-keeping seal

of approval the good horse-keeping seal

of approval yes yes it is clean enough

for me in here charlie house

and you know my motto mm-hmm

cleanliness is next to dogliners

Dogliners

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there are times when girls and boys

wanna sing

but shouldn't make noise

don't sit and pout

if you feel glamour

that's the time that you should hum

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baby could be laughing

snuggled in his bed

if you started singing you'd wake up

that slippy head

brother's doing homework

mama wants to read

singing's the last thing they need

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so you see

if you hum along

you will make

a

quieter song

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any time

that girls and boys

wanna sing

but shouldn't make noise try to recall

this rule of thumb

you will feel better if

you

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Jungle Animals

a joke a joke a joke i need a joke who's

got a joke

oh good

which jungle animals are the least

trustworthy

uh

which jungle animals are the least

trustworthy i mean

some of the jungle animals are dishonest

yeah which one

cheetahs of course cheetahs

oh that's the cat's meow

good night lamb chop please i gotta go i

need a drink

you didn't finish the drink i gave you

before

that's why i need one all right drink it

thank you you're welcome again

now can i have a kiss

i gave you a kiss what

i gave you a kiss when did you give me a

kiss yesterday

i need one today

you're going out and you want to kiss

that's asking a lot be generous come on

go kiss go kiss

whoa i'm glad you were there you hadn't

been there i would have exploded

yeah that was a very good kiss yeah i'm

a born kisser oh no

what no no no no when you were a baby i

could hardly get you to understand the

whole idea of kissing

no yeah

oh

tell me tell me what was i like when i

was a baby tell me tell me tell me tell

me tell me

Pretty Baby

yo pretty baby i love my baby so much oh

come on give me a kiss huh

give me a kiss

yes

yeah

how cats

you don't know how to kiss no no her kid

all right i'll teach you how to kiss you

go like this

um

yeah come on

make your lips round push your lips

together

no no no no come on you really have to

squeeze your lips together

getting hurt

i'm sorry i'm really sorry all right you

show me how you would like to make your

mouth to kiss i go

what do you do

okay all right now give me a kiss

did they do it no baby didn't do it oh

why don't you give me a kiss shall we

let yeah of course shari's wet

maybe she'll get the idea of kissing if

i let her look in the mirror and see

what it looks like look darling look at

that thing got me yes and you need to

know that nate yes that's you

baby pretty baby yes now

make your mouth round

like that

all right all right and now come on kiss

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well i'm not getting too many kisses

but it's a start

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that was delightful the lovely delicious

the whole thing

this is the song that doesn't end yes it

goes on and on my friend

some people started singing it not

knowing what it was and they'll continue

singing it's forever just because this

is the song that doesn't end

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how do i turn you off

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okay

this is the last time right

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no no

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this is the song