02x22 - The Guys

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and some be specially you emergency

emergency

historical emergency President George

Washington is standing on his head oh my

goodness we have to help him okay

let's help him we'll fold the dollar

bill in half and then we'll fold it in

half again and then we'll snap the bill

a number of times which is probably

going to give him a migraine but then he

has a headache anyway from standing on

his head we opened the bill up and lo

and behold the president is right-side

up and he's no longer standing on his

head would you like to learn how to do

that trick I would like to show you how

to do that check first you take a dollar

bill and you turn it so that the

president is standing on his head now

he's upside down right so you fold it in

half just fold it over then you fold it

in half again but you bring the flap

back you fold it back then you snap it

which doesn't do anything at all

but when you open it up you open the

front flap not the back flap and then

you lift it up and the president is

right side up that's how you do the

trick and if you do it you'll feel like

such a good citizen because you'll be

where the buck stops

I got a riddle your back I got a riddle

yes that it is the little

and you solve the riddle we'll say when

is it time to go to the dentist I give

up

when is it time to go to the dentist -

30 - 30 yeah 30 here's one way to make a

kazoo and I don't want to say this is

the best way just happens to be the way

I know to make a kazoo you start with a

paper tube small paper tube unless

you've got a very big mouth you start

with a little piece of waxed paper from

the kitchen and piece of tissue paper

you know if tissue paper or some new

gift I really don't care now the first

thing you do is you take your tissue

paper and you lay it over the top of

your small tube you take a small rubber

band you put it around the small tube so

that it holds the tissue paper tight or

taut never understood why things that

were tighter called taut I don't know

what that paper has been taught but what

can you do that's the word on the other

side there's the other side I'm going to

put the piece of waxed paper in the same

difficult matter you press it down over

the mouth of the paper tube you put the

rubber band on so that the wax paper is

taut we don't know that wax paper is

smarter than tissue paper

there we go now let me get that so it's

really taught that means tight okay no

you have to cut a little hole right here

actually I already cut the little hole

see the little hole that I cut in then

see my lipstick obedia see the little

holes if I cut in the top of the waxed

paper side and the reason you blow into

the waxed paper side is that wax paper

is stiffer and so it won't break more I

hope I hope I hope the kids are outside

they've all dr. Seuss they are doing

wonderful stuff with their kazoos let me

see if I can show you you put your lower

lip this is my lower lip this is my

upper lip unless I'm standing on my head

in which case okay so I'm gonna put my

lower lip against this part of the waxed

paper

can you see sorry my lower lip is gonna

go there now I'm going to go a row put

my upper lip lightly just lightly

against the top here and I'm going to

sing a song you don't blow oh I almost

made a mistake you don't blow you sing

lightly into your kazoo mr. Sousa please

excuse me he wrote the song I'm gonna

sing

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hey listen I've done worse I'm gonna go

outside and see what the kids are doing

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cause it easy to do so clearly a mom

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don't be shy or afraid it's an

instrument that can be played by anyone

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maybe don't have time to spend practice

okay

if you dream of making music you'll be

wearing a smile in the short one because

the dream will come true when you play a

kazoo just wavin

I could do with the way anyone can play

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by yourself

where the crown

my favorite thing to do

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this is the letter M this is the letter

W that's the way it goes down the neck

yeah but I said it first

yeah that's only because you got it out

first you got a second no I'm the oldest

yeah there's no question about that

Thanks so you go first thank you Charlie

where's would you babysit lamb chop this

afternoon I can't why not

I got plans oh okay what's your favor

would you babysit lamb chop this

afternoon boy and my popular what plans

well come on tell me the fellas are

coming over the film's right Sally

the guys okay what guys the boy is my

friends well you got friends yes I've

got friends and I would like it if you

would please get lost this afternoon why

what are you gonna do with Charlie hunt

things oh you don't want me around

because you're gonna do things lamb chop

but I wouldn't want to get in the way of

things a lamb chop please please could

you find something to do it away from

the house this afternoon

I thought you could you could go to a

movie but I can't okay okay I'll pay for

your ticket Oh playing the wolf man who

ate the entire city of Pittsburgh it's

scary not until he gets to the suburb

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play in the game

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Ramon tell me a joke I like your joke

okay what happens when ghosts get hurt

oh this is a sad joke

what happens when ghosts get hurt I give

up they get boo boo they get spooky it's

so funny

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ah could I please have your autograph

you don't want my autograph I want your

autograph

why do you want my autograph because

you're on television and the guys are

coming over and they will be in threat

Charlie was please not come on sherry

sine and sine is sine X all right sign

right there

yeah a bit paper is folded so like you

don't need a whole sheet of paper just

to sign your name sign it sign it sign

it is there anything else on this paper

else right I am the voice of Minnie

Mouse she's a cartoon yes I know what

she is

yeah everybody knows that many a night

doesn't do around talking somebody talks

ha ha but that somebody isn't me sherry

you want me to lie what that's an

pretend you want me to pretend that I do

the voice of Minnie Mouse yes I won't do

that

please sherry come on I don't do the

voice of Minnie Mouse but you could add

that yeah but I don't care you know that

and I know that but the guys they don't

know that sure

it could be our little secret oh come on

Cheri I really need it I got to impress

the guys I need something that's

ridiculous no it isn't you know the guys

have never said they would come over

here before this is the first time so so

I promised them yeah yeah what else did

you promise them I said I had a dog a

dog a Flying Dog

a Flying Dog a Flying Dog some of the

circus a flying circus dog is that it

ARF oh and what did you tell the guys

that your circus dog could do little

flying Oh

we're really gonna have to convince the

guys that you come from the circus

family oh yeah I'm gonna tell them that

I come from a long line of flying dogs

thus orange noses oh no oh yeah and I've

been practicing charley horse

really oh yes you see stand back guys

stand and watch this what are you gonna

do hushpuppy what are you gonna

oh are you okay hush puppy mm-hmm yeah

that's time to get about this stuff

flying stuff in fact how do you like to

go to a moldy movie yeah yeah a little

lamb chop I'll pay for your ticket

yeah buddy dump I'm meeting you guys

that's all rights all rights all right

you'll do it some other time thank you

all right just enjoy the movie Charlie

h* you got a big heart my life is ruined

what ruined no voice of Minnie Mouse no

circus dog did it ever occur to you that

the guys might like you for yourself

would you

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there is a pet store in the mall and

there I heard a birdie called

chichi he cried and chip once more until

it echoed through the store cheep cheep

it cried which sounded nice until I

asked that birdies price I will not go

back to that mall that birdie was not

cheap at all excited going to the movies

the wolf man who ate Pittsburgh I wonder

if I don't know but I'm sure that

doesn't sound like charley horse he

doesn't not yet I see excuse me Cherie

if you need me I'll be in my room

charley horse over here is anything

wrong darling

now you look a little blue non just sick

and tired of being happy all the time

that's all I'll see you later charlie

would you care to talk

um can I get sure sure why not give it a

shot the guys are not coming over to do

things lucky yes why not

because they think it I'll have more fun

at Billy's place why because Billy's

father does the voice for Popeye the

voice for Popeye is that true no no

course not but when you refused to

pretend to do the voice for Minnie Mouse

she just stepped in well I'm sorry I'm

really sorry Charlie but you know real

friends don't need to be impressed by

you real friends just care for you yeah

and you know Sally horse

we are your real kids - no you're not

you're family hey family is friends

first foremost and forever would you

like to go to the movies with us today

not real of figure just join us thanks

but I already saw the wolf man who ate

Pittsburgh wanna see it again No

it gave me indigestion the first time

well is there anything that you'd like

to see well yeah I mean the sequel is in

town either Wolfgang comes back and this

time he eats the entire state of

Pennsylvania I'll go get my purse I'll

go

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appears abhi who has been doing push-ups

oh it's a game it's called Indian stones

but you don't have to play it with

stones you can play it with pips or

stones or shells

it's called Indian stones because this

is a game that has been played by our

Native American Indians for a very long

time sometimes they played it with

stones but I'm using pits the next time

your family has fruit that has big pits

inside like apricots or peaches take the

pits out and save them and then wash

them and dry them off and paint one side

white and the other side blocked one

side white on the other side black and

you need six pits to play Indian stones

I have six here one two three four five

six you put them into a shallow box that

means a box that's not very deep or a

bowl or a box lid that's good too

each player gets a turn to shake them up

and then you put it down and you see

whether you have all of your six stones

turned up the same color now I have

three black ones up and three white ones

up I would get no points because here's

how you rule if all are one color

doesn't matter if it's black or white

you get two points if five of the stones

five of the six are the same color you

get one point but anything less than

five you get no points and everybody

gets a chance to play and at the end of

ten chances the person who has the

highest score is the winner let's see

what I get this time all right

oh I got the same thing three and three

I lose fifteen sherry yes darling are

you tremendously interested in that book

nice oh but you want to talk with me

yeah well I would well no but I'm not

just distinguish you you wanna sing with

me I love that sit I'm not at all sure

that our voices will blend what what

what what um blend you know we don't

sound alike well you mean well

sweetheart you've got a southern accent

did you ever try speaking with this

dozen hacks and well I know you're tired

all right what should I say

I got another nightstand I got a

southern accent now you'll sound like

something it sound like you ain't dead

well I will think you don't well alright

and I'll start good and I leave a little

hold so you don't get scarred up when

you jump in okay you start

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