01x04 - The Wellsington Hotellsington/1500 Minutes of Fame

[bunniefuu]

Hazel moved to the city,

feeling all alone ♪

Till her whole life changed

with a pair quite strange ♪

'Cause in reality ♪

They're her new OddParents,

Fairly OddParents ♪

- Wands and wings ♪

- Floaty crowny things ♪

OddParents,

Fairly OddParents ♪

A new wish

for magic hijinks ♪

Fish guy, pizza fries ♪

Penny-farthing

dirt bike rides ♪

Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪

Baryonx, time loops ♪

Pretty great,

you've got it made ♪

With Fairly OddParents! ♪

Oh, watch out now.

It's the Hazel-saurus!

But she's no match

for the Ptera-Dad-tyl!

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

We'll need 242 copies

of my tell-all book,

"All's Well That Wells Tell,"

for the event this after--

oh, oh.

Hold on a second, Beatrish.

I need to roar

with my daughter.

Look out!

It's the Momma-saurus rex!

Aah! She's gonna eat us!

Cool!

An Obtuse Rubber Goose

from 2001 B.C.!

And

Rocks.

These aren't just any rocks,

HazelBasil.

They're fossilized gems

from the Cretaceous Period.

Some say they create

electricity when they smash

into other rocks made

of the same magma

The promo at my booth today

should read,

"I scream, you scream.

Wells Scream for Ice Cream."

And come into contact

with the same magma build!

Hold on a second, Beatrish.

My husband is megaphoning.

The top ten geological--

oh.

Oh, sorry.

Top ten geological what?

Oh, man!

Don't leave us hanging.

Oh, we're at the museum.

Yes, I know you love dinosaurs,

Beatrish,

but as my assistant,

I pay you to assist me

while I look at the dinosaurs.

Somebody say "dinosaurs"?

I'm giving dino-tours.

During the Mesozoic Era,

all sorts of terrible lizards

walked the Earth.

From herbivores

- Plant eaters!

That's right.

To carnivores--

Uh, the meat eaters!

C-correct.

Or flying pterosaurs

and aquatic reptiles,

which technically

aren't dinosaurs, but--

True! Ha ha!

Some paleontologists

even believe

some dinosaurs had feathers

like birds.

James is wrong.

Contrary to the popular

feather theory,

some scientists believe

dinosaurs wore top hats,

and they even had electricity.

- Wow.

- See, Hazel?

I heard that

on Whispers' podcast.

Ah, Whispers Fred,

my nemesis.

I was wondering

when you might show.

So if you say

some dinosaurs had feathers,

but Whispers Fred says

you're wrong,

which one of you is right?

Well, no one really knows.

No one's ever seen

a live dinosaur.

No one without fairies!

See ya in a bit, Hazelnut.

I'ma help your Mom

with the booth.

Now that my Mom and Dad

are off prepping

for whatever event my Mom

was talking about going to

this afternoon,

I wish to see a live dinosaur!

Yay!

Oh, yeah, now you can get

that delivered to your house.

Yeah.

With my promo code,

you can get 10% off.

You can understand

this dinosaur?

Not only can we understand

him, squirt, we know him.

This is Bary. He's a Baryonyx.

We met him

on our 10,000-year vacation

through time and space.

Space. Space. Space.

This is awesome!

But I need

to understand him too.

I wish Bary

could speak English.

Where am I?

What is this place?

Tiny mammals and metal

containers everywhere?

A dinosaur!

They're back!

I knew this day would come!

Waah!

Oh, right, dinosaurs

haven't walked the Earth

in 65 million years.

I wish people weren't afraid

of him!

Eh, never mind!

What were we yelling

about again?

Amnesia!

I knew this day would come!

I think?

Sorry for the fright, Bary.

Maybe I should send him back.

Oh, could you?

I want to go back

to this cool falling rock

I saw in the sky.

You mean the comet that

destroys all life on Earth?

- What was that?

- What Cosmo means to say is,

the comet that destroys

all dinosaur life on Earth!

What?

Uh, I can't send Bary back

now, or he'll be doomed!

Hmm, if I can't send him home,

I'll do the next best thing--

I'll get him a job!

- Aah! What kind of a job

could a big ol' scary

prehistoric lizard do?

No offense.

Here goes something.

I wish Bary got a job

in a dinosaur movie!

The only way to stop

the dinos is to vogue.

Oh, yeah.

Vogue.

Mm! Uh-huh.

Whoa!

Hello, everyone.

Happy to be here.

Roar.

Cut! You're k*lling me, Bare.

You're supposed

to be a scary dinosaur

that roars "roar,"

not just says "roar."

Don't you talk

to my client that way.

I'm Bary's agent.

I represent Zendaya.

Zendaya McGinty,

the bean-frying champion

of Fort Wayne, Indiana!

I don't care who you are.

Open the door,

get off my floor,

'cause I've just fired

this dinosaur.

Uh, what are we going

to do now?

Huh, since getting you a job

based on your dinosaur looks

didn't work,

maybe your dinosaur knowledge

will do us one better.

I wish you had a job

at the Dimmsonian Museum!

Vogue. Vogue. Vogueee.

Ooh, I cannot wait

to teach the world

about my old dinosaur friends!

Wait a minute.

This is all wrong.

And where for the love

of dinosaur Pete

are their top hats?

And there's no exhibit

for my hero, Thomas Rex-ison,

the inventor of dino-tricity.

Oh, yeah.

Bary knows all

about dino-tricity.

Remember that time

our car broke down

in the Jurassic period?

Bary gave us a jump

using only a pebble!

What's up

with everyone knowing

about dino electricity?

I knew it.

Nothing makes sense here.

Ugh!

This really isn't working.

What do you want

to do now, squirt?

Since dinosaurs

are big and strong,

I wish Bary had a job

working with his hands.

I love using my core strength.

Awesome, Bary.

We found your place

in the future.

High five!

Yay!

Oops!

Oh, no! With no power,

how will we ever have

our Electric Light Ice Cream

Float Parade today?

The what?

On the hottest day

of the year,

Dimmadelphia throws a parade

where ice cream trucks covered

in electric lights

pass out free ice cream!

How have I not heard

of this before?

Hazelnut, you made it!

Mom, dad,

what are you doing here?

Oh, working

the Be Wells booth

at the Electric Light Ice Cream

Float Parade, of course.

Or I was before this disaster.

Beatrish, I'm gonna need you

to eat 30 gallons of ice cream

before they melt.

Choose, Beatrish--

your cholesterol or your job.

That's what I thought.

Oh, my gosh!

If we don't have any power

and there's an ice cream parade

that depends on electricity

and it's the hottest day

of the year, then that means

Melted ice cream everywhere?

The parade is ruined!

Do you think anyone will notice

it was us?

Which one of you

is Hazel Wells?

Hazel Wells, you've been

getting this Baryonyx jobs

all over the city and causing

all sorts of pandemonium.

The Electric Light

Ice Cream Float Parade

hasn't been canceled

in over 115 years.

I didn't mean to ruin

the Eclectic Lime Boat--

all: The Electric Light

Ice Cream Float Parade!

Yes, that thing!

And I get that, Hazel.

I'm not mad.

I'm just disappointed.

'Tis I, the May-or!

Oof, the mayor's disappointed

in you, Hazel.

How are you holding up?

I'd be devastated, Hazel.

Miserable.

I just wanted

to help Bary make a new life

for himself in Dimmadelphia.

But instead, I ruined things

for him and the whole city.

Wait a second, Hazel.

I have another idea

how we can save the day.

According to the great

Thomas Rex-ison,

these gems make electricity.

Wow, you're really good

at that, Bary.

This may actually work!

The parade is back on.

And now, thanks to Hazel,

Bary, and some rocks,

Dimmadelphia now runs

on sustainable gem power.

Hazel and Bary, I present

to you the Key to the City.

Yay!

I'm sorry for pushing all

these jobs on you.

I just wanted

to make sure you were happy,

seeing as I brought you here

and all.

So after everything

you tried today,

is there something

that you want to do, Bary?

Aha! I want to be

an electrician.

Mm-hmm, I'll follow

in the footsteps of my hero,

Thomas Rex-ison!

Oh, that's so beautiful.

Electric Light Ice Cream

for everyone!

Aah, ha ha!