01x09 - Cookie's Court/Work Her Magic

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Who's that girl

walking into school ♪

With the fancy hair

that's super cool? ♪

It's Hazel ♪

Uh, uh ♪

It's Hazel ♪

Uh, uh ♪

Wow.

I've never seen a kid

this excited for school.

I have!

The school had wizards

and spells

And everybody talked like this

and flew around on brooms, mate.

Uh, Cosmo, sweetie,

that was a movie.

And this is no movie.

School Spirit Week.

Ooh.

Sounds spooky.

It's not.

Spirit Week is the one week

students get to unite

and celebrate

the power of our school pride.

There's a different theme

and prize every day.

And today, I'm gonna win

Most Spirited Hair.

You're a shoe-in, squirt.

You have great hair.

Thanks,

and with my mom creating

a super fantastic hairstyle

for me,

it'll be even better.

Are you ready to make

something special, baby girl?

Sure am.

Is Mom standing behind you or--

Oh, no, no.

She had a book emergency.

She had to head

to her conference early.

But don't worry,

I've been up for hours

studying different hairstyles.

Oh, I'm not worried.

I'm terrified.

Yes.

Yes.

No. No.

- Ugh.

- Ugh.

A Marcus masterpiece.

Ah!

- What do you think?

- It's good, for a normal day.

But for a special day

like today,

I need something

10 times bigger.

I can add another bow.

Just give me a couple of hours

to figure out the math on that.

That's OK, Dad.

I've got this.

I need something extravagant,

something to take my hair

to the next level.

It needs oomph.

It needs pizzazz.

I wish my hair had spirit.

- You got it.

- Spirited hair, coming up.

Uh, is something wrong

with your magic?

My hair looks the same.

Nothing wrong with my magic.

My magic is delicious.

Girl, you better stop.

That comb is way too small

for these delicate tresses.

Who said that?

It is I,

known all across the land

from earlobe to earlobe.

The one, the only,

Diana the Diva.

Please, please.

Hold your applause.

- Uh, why is my hair talking?

Hair isn't supposed to talk.

I can do way more than talk.

I can laugh.

I can cry.

And most importantly,

I can feel.

This is not what I meant when

I wished my hair had spirit.

Oh, I thought you wanted

your hair to have a spirit.

We really need to work on

your active listening skills.

- What?

- Hazel, darling.

You must be so honored

to finally meet me.

Let me get a good look at you.

You know, there's a perfectly

functional mirror

in the corner of the room.

I want to know everything

about you curl-friend.

What's your sign?

Let me guess.

Hairies?

- Oh. Ha.

I like her.

She's punny.

I want to try one.

Um, um-- pass.

OK, Diana.

If I'm gonna win

for Most Spirited Hair,

I need your help.

- Absolutely.

I'm hair for you.

I won't give you any stubble.

No, I don't like that.

Metals make me itch,

and a diva does not itch.

Nope.

Too tight.

I need to be able

to breathe so I can

Sing ♪

With perfect harmony.

Oh!

O-M-G. Flowers!

Go in the trash.

All these years

we've been together,

and you still

don't know I'm allergic?

Well, what do you like?

Finally.

I thought you'd never ask.

I love the feel

of taking center stage,

and all eyes are on me.

I love the sound

of the crowd chanting

my name, Diana, Diana.

And most of all,

I love to dance.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

That's right.

Shake that hair booty.

Party people, focus.

Who stopped the music?

I'm gonna be late for school

if I can't get this together.

I know the perfect thing.

It's classy.

It's timeless.

I look great in it.

I don't have a good feeling

about this.

What about

a big beautiful bow?

Did someone say bow?

Ah!

Give my fans what they want.

Please, just cut it out

and let me focus.

Cut?

Cut?

- Yeah. Just relax.

OK?

Relax?

Oh, girl. Uh-uh.

You got me twisted.

- What are you doing?

Talking about cutting

and relaxing.

You're trying to change me.

Ooh, low maintenance.

Trying to make me wear things

that I don't like.

I know

when I'm not appreciated.

Wait.

What's happening?

I'm shedding you, Hazel.

That's what's happening.

Where is she going?

Diana!

Diana the Diva!

Rip.

I don't see her anywhere.

I got to get to school,

but I need to find Diana

before the assembly.

We need to make her come to us.

Maybe she went

back to her roots.

Not funny.

Oh, yeah.

Maybe she-- she--

pass.

How can we help you?

We need to set a trap,

something so sneaky,

so clever, Diana can't help

but fall for it.

Coconut oil makes

my hair so soft and shiny.

There's no way

she can resist this.

Mm-mm.

Ooh.

Mmm.

Got her.

Where'd she go?

Nice try,

but I only like organic.

Silk scarf lasso, please.

I'm a horse.

Let's ride.

Yeehaw!

Was my hair always this heavy?

Huh?

Where do you keep coming from?

Ah, brush it off, Hazel.

Yeah!

You got to wake up

pretty curly

in the morning

to tangle with me.

Uh, Are we sure

this is a good idea?

Release the hair gel!

I guess, you'll be sticking

with me after all.

Give it up, Hazel.

Diana, please.

Let's talk about this.

We're curl-friends, remember?

Oh, no.

It's too late for that.

You don't appreciate me.

All you care about

is that competition.

I'm out of here,

and you're out of hair.

What are you gonna do now?

What time

is the assembly, squirt?

Right now.

I have an idea.

Wow, look at

all these great hairstyles.

They look so good,

and you look

ah-- ah-- pass.

Oh, what's wrong, sweetie?

Don't think you'll win?

Cosmo's right.

Everyone showed up

with such great hair,

and I'm stuck in this wig.

It makes me miss Diana.

Oh, she was amazing.

So full of spunk.

- And fun!

I really hurt her feelings.

I want to apologize,

but she's gone now.

Probably forever.

Hello, people of Spirit Week.

It is I, Diana the Diva,

here to claim my title

as Most Spirited Hair.

Is she in your class?

Whoa.

Cool costume.

Did your mom make it?

Only my hairdresser

knows for sure.

Diana, you're here.

Oh, Hazel.

Fancy meeting you-- hair?

It's my mom's wig.

How dare you.

If anybody is going to be

on Hazel's head,

it's going to be me.

Look at me

when I'm talking to you.

The shade.

I can't believe you, Hazel.

First, you toss me aside

like day old conditioner,

and then you replace me.

You're unbeweaveable!

Diana, I'm sorry I made you

feel like you weren't wanted.

You don't mean that.

You just don't want me

to win the contest.

Diana, Wait!

I don't care about that.

I like you

just the way you are.

Aw.

You really do care.

Can you ever forgive me?

Of course, I can.

You're my best friend.

I love being a part of you.

Through thick and thin.

Let's show 'em

how spirited we are.

Who's that girl

getting ready for bed? ♪

With the super cool friend

on top of her head? ♪

It's Hazel ♪

- And Diana ♪

Girl, you know you got

to protect that magic.

Aw, what a hairy-tale ending.

Cosmo, you finally did it.

Did what?