01x12 - Patty Possum's Party Playground/A Date to Remember

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Hazel moved to the city,

feeling all alone ♪

Till her whole life changed

with a pair quite strange ♪

'Cause in reality ♪

They're her new OddParents,

Fairly OddParents ♪

- Wands and wings ♪

- Floaty crowny things ♪

OddParents,

Fairly OddParents ♪

A new wish

for magic hijinks ♪

Fish guy, pizza fries ♪

Penny-farthing

dirt bike rides ♪

Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪

Baryonyx, time loops ♪

Pretty great,

you've got it made ♪

With Fairly OddParents! ♪

For book club this week,

I would like us

to read my favorite manga,

"Prime Meridian

Love Romance Cruise Ultra."

Awesome.

What's it about?

It's about

a swashbuckling adventure

about a half-boy half-fish.

Cool.

He sails across

the prime meridian of Earth

to fight his nemesis,

Duckworth,

find love,

and fulfill the prophecy.

Don't tell us

the whole story.

I want to be surprised

when we read it.

And he has to do it all

before the light

in his enchanted amulet

goes out and he returns

to his fish form.

- Spoilers!

- Hazel.

OK, OK.

Sorry.

So book club will officially

start at 6:00 p.m.

at my place tonight.

I can't wait!

Um, the club's tonight?

Is there any way

we can reschedule?

What? No.

We can't reschedule.

I already got us

book-themed snacks.

But Whispers Fred asked me

to Under the Sea Dance tonight.

Hi.

Um, I'm actually going

to the dance tonight too.

Bev asked me.

- Football!

Well, I wasn't asked.

Who am I supposed to go with?

Kev?

Well, you don't have to have

a date to go to the dance.

Yeah, we can

all hang out together,

and you can totally

dance near us.

Dance near you?

Whoa!

Uh-oh. Ooh!

Do you hear yourself?

Well, I can assure you

I won't be going to the dance

because I'll be too busy

having book club alone.

Kennueth would never abandon

his friends,

especially not

for some trivial dance.

Yeah, Kennueth

would never do that.

Wait, who's Kennueth?

The main character

in "Prime Meridian

Love Romance Cruise Ultra."

He's steadfast and true.

That's it.

I wish I could go

to the dance with Kennueth.

Coming right up.

Oops.

I wish Kennueth

could breathe air.

Stand back.

I won't fall

for your siren song,

as beautiful as you are.

- You think I'm beautiful?

Pray tell,

what island is this?

We're in the city

of Dimmadelphia,

and I'm not a siren.

I'm a human,

and my name is Hazel.

Well, then,

I'm very happy to meet you,

Hazel of Dimmadelphia.

My word.

Fairies.

- Why aren't you hiding?

He can't know about magic.

Actually, since he's

a fictional character

and not a real person,

the rule doesn't apply.

The last time I met a fairy

was when I was swallowed

by a whale.

Marvelous chap.

The fairy, not the whale.

Oh, yeah, you met

Brisbarnia the fairy

when you were in

the whale's belly in chapter 3.

You know of Brisbarnia?

My, this is a small world

but also a strange one.

Ask him to the dance.

I was wondering,

would you like to go

to the school dance with me?

It would be my honor

to escort you.

Stop it.

- Aw.

- Nice.

First, we need to get you

an outfit that will help you

blend in at the dance.

Something really cool.

This outfit

has great ventilation,

so I believe what I'm wearing

will be cool enough.

Cosmo, Wanda,

I wish Kennueth

had a cool outfit

for the dance.

Next, we've got

to work on dancing.

There's all kinds

of dance moves you can do,

like this.

Oof.

Ugh.

Sorry.

Not like that.

Um, maybe we'll just hang out

by the snack table

and leave the dancing

to everyone else.

Hazel.

Brisbarnia taught me this dance

inside a whale's stomach.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

And then you do

a few high knees

to make sure your feet

don't get burned

by the whale's stomach acid.

And then back to

one, two, three.

One, two, three.

You're dancing

too close to each other.

No snacks on the dance floor.

You call that dancing?

Just remember,

if anyone asks,

your name is Kenny Finn,

and you're a student

at Prime Meridian Elementary.

- Kenny?

At least it's not a name

as bad as Duckworth.

How did he get here?

Duckworth.

Wait, Duckworth?

As in your sworn enemy

from the Meridian, Duckworth?

Is there any other Duckworth?

The rogue won't escape me

this time.

Huh?

But that's just Dev.

Duckworth!

What business have you

at a school dance?

Exsqueeze me?

No, I shall not squeeze you,

but I shall end you!

- Hmm.

- Yike.

Kennueth, play it cool.

Krentz is gonna--

wait, Dev,

where'd you get that amulet?

Are you a secret

"Meridian" head?

Like I would

waste my time reading

some action-packed,

swashbuckling,

and heart-wrenching love story.

Get off my back about it,

hammer time.

Her name is Hazel.

To the cannons!

So anyway,

I says to the guy, I says--

- Hazel, you came.

- I did.

I'm here with a date,

but not to worry,

we won't be dancing

near you this evening.

Hazel, I didn't mean it

like that.

Hmm.

That's odd.

That student looks

just like the fish boy

in my favorite YA manga.

Sparkle all you want.

I'm on team Duckworth.

Krentz is watching.

Don't panic, Hazel.

All I have to do is

help Kennueth defeat his rival,

who also happens

to be my rival.

Oh, no, if his amulet

dims completely,

he'll transform

back into a fish.

Kennueth, just hold on.

- Hazel.

- Ouch.

There's too many of them.

I can't beat him

and his metallic birds.

Why do we have

to beat him at all?

Because that is our story.

Long ago, I made

these enchanted amulets

as a token of our friendship.

Wait, you used to be friends

with Duckworth?

Yes.

We guarded

the meridian together.

But when I was promoted

to Captain, he was so jealous,

and he stole a magical pearl

from the ancient sea temple.

He hoped it would give him

the power to overthrow me,

but all it did

was trigger the prophecy

and curse our amulets

and our friendship.

That wasn't in my book.

It's in the prequel,

"Prime Meridian Love:

Betrayal Kettle Nine."

It was only released overseas.

Can I borrow that

when you're finished?

Oh, I've seen

how you dog ear books.

I know what we need to do.

Grab some streamers

and follow my lead.

Catch!

Up.

Ha!

What are you doing?

Hey!

Get this thing off of me.

- That was brilliant.

What's next?

You don't need

to beat Duckworth.

You need to rewrite your story

and make things right with him.

I'm sorry.

I should have recognized

that you were hurting,

and I forgive you for all

that has passed between us.

Duckworth would have loved

to hear that.

Now there's something

I have to make right.

I'm so sorry I've been acting

like a bad friend.

I couldn't see past my jealousy

that you both were asked

to the dance and I wasn't.

We forgive you, Hazel.

We're sorry

we bailed on book club.

Our friendship is more

important than any book club.

Now let me introduce you

to my date.

- Oh, my God.

- He's so handsome.

Football.

Uh, just remembered my mom

is picking us up right now.

We gotta go.

OK, bye.

Hey, Kennueth,

where are you going?

Oh, OK.

Well, see you later.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

We need to send Kennueth

back into his book

before he fully transforms.

Please don't send me back.

Now that I've made amends

with Duckworth,

I'm ready for a new chapter.

Then let's find you

a new adventure.

Cosmo, Wanda,

I wish we were at the docks.

Anchors away.

We're running out

of time to fulfill

the last part of the prophecy

for you to find love.

But I already found love.

Hazel

Would you join me in the sea?

Kennueth,

you're a great person,

but I think we work best

as friends.

- Ooh, that's gotta hurt.

- He'll be OK.

There are plenty of fish

in the sea.

Besides, I'm only ten.

I'm not ready

to commit to being

a literary or literal fish.

Then friends we shall remain.

Thank you for everything,

Hazel of Dimmadelphia.

Thank you,

Kennueth of the meridian.

Would you do me a favor

and just give me a little push?

No!

Phew.

What a weird day.

It was one for the books.

I want to try one.

Um, uh-- pass.

Join us next time when

Duckworth finds true love.