03x07 - Episode 7

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THE TAILOR

Jesus' disciples asked him,

"Where do you want us
to prepare the meal?"

Jesus showed them the house
where they'd have their meal.

"Go into the city,
and to that man's house," he said.

"Tell him,

'Our teacher says

his time is nigh.'"

"I will celebrate the Passover
with my disciples, in your home."

They were eating together that evening.

During the dinner, Jesus said,

"I will tell you the truth."

One of you will betray me."

This made the disciples sad.

And one after another, they said to Jesus,

"You surely don't mean me!"

He answered, "It is one of you 12 men

who is eating from this dish with me."

"The Son of God will die,

as written in the Scriptures."

"But it is going to be terrible
for the one who betrays me."

"That man would be better off
if he had never been born."

Then Judas said,

"Surely you don't mean me?"

Jesus answered,

"You have said so."

Peyami. Brother.

Welcome.

What's all this, Dimitri?
Why did you ask me to come here?

I already told you. It's a celebration.

With the two people I love more
than anything else in the world.

Ahhh!

Here's the other one.

My dear wife.

Mmmm.

Welcome.

What's this, Dimitri?

A surprise!

A surprise, a surprise!

I'm just full of surprises, huh?

You know what they say:
A little surprise goes a really long way.

Now, who do you think said that, huh?

Whatever, f*ck it. It doesn't matter.

And? What do you think?

Why did you bring us here, Dimitri?

I said already. It's a surprise!

Man, look, don't spoil the surprise,
all right? Come on!

Come on.

Guys, right here.

Seriously, are you just gonna stand there?

Hey, what's your concern, huh?

That I am going
to blow you guys up?

Come on.

My dear wife.

Here you are.

Peyami, sir, don't just stand there.

If you would.

I sincerely hope you guys
thoroughly enjoy this meal.

Oh, I left the door open.

I'll close it
so we don't ruin the ambiance.

And we don't want
to be disturbed, am I right?

Peyami.

I don't understand, what's going on?

I've been working on this
place since this morning.

For all of us.

And I worked hard, man, real hard.

But it was worth it.

Right, guys? Huh?

It was worth it, right?

What do you think?

You can tell me.

What are these for, Dimitri?

They're, well, you know,
they're our audience.

Today's witnesses!

Witnesses?

That's right.

Ahhh.

They all see and hear all of it.

But they'll never speak about it.

Same goes for all of us.

- Dimitri...
- Are we hungry, huh?

I'll bring out the food.

No service staff today?

Nope.

I will be your

waiter today, guys.

- You are?
- Yes, m'lady.

Anything for you
and my best friend for life.

Wait till you see what I've got in store.

Ah, but it's absolutely nothing
compared to what you did to me, right?

That's right,
I personally made all of the food here.

And I cooked you both
your favorite dishes.

Ladies first, if that's all right?

Sultan's Delight.

And for Peyami's refined pallet here,

the Bosphorus's crown jewel, bluefish.

And for myself, I prepared something
that would satisfy my boorish taste.

Oh! For the drinks, we only have
one choice, I picked it myself.

Red wine.

Because, as you know,
Peyami, it's special for us.

You know what Jesus said,
at The Last Supper, Esvet, huh?

Do you recall?

He said, "This is my blood."

But he didn't drink it.

I think you're better at this.

You learned it at the orphanage, I'm sure.

What did Jesus say to his disciples?

Huh?

"From now on I will not..."

"I will not drink any wine
until I drink new wine

in the Kingdom of my Father."

"I will not drink."

Yes, nice, honey.

That was correct.

Go on then, start eating.

I want to see
if you like the secret recipes

I found and prepared just for you.

Here's to your health.

Why haven't you started?

Esvet?

Peyami?

Can we skip the pretense with the food,

and you can explain to us
what is it we're doing here

and why you cooked this meal for us?

You telling me
you want to skip the dinner?

I worked really, really hard on this, man,

I already told you,
I made it all by myself.

Eat the food.

If you would.

Wait a sec, you guys don't think...

I mean, you really don't think
I'd poison you, right? Huh?

Why? Huh?

What for?

Really, I don't get
how you think I'd want to hurt

the two people I love most?

Is there some reason?

I don't know.

Why don't you tell us?

Yes, what reason would there be?

Yeah, what reason?

Okay then.

So, guys... what do you think?

Dimitri, that's enough.

Spit it out.

Whatever you want to say. Go ahead.

How long have you been
f*cking my wife, Peyami? Hmm?

Ahhhhhh.

Got you guys there, right? Huh?

You've been going nuts for days, huh?

I'm sure you've been dying to know
if my father mentioned it.

Oh he did.

And he didn't just tell me either.

He had all kinds of videos of you guys
at the hotel and on the boat.

Although, we just couldn't agree
on this one thing.

Actually, we talked about it
at really great length.

Of course, by "great length," I do mean,

well, until I k*lled him.

Before my father walked in,

did you have sex, or did you not,

my dear wife?

Hmm?

The morning after the night
I f*cked you, did you f*ck Peyami too?

Dimitri, stop.

What? Are you embarrassed, dude?

We're smashing the same chick.

Why so bashful?

Huh?

Dear wife...

- Answer me!
- He didn't!

sh**t.

That's bad timing
on Dad's part, am I right?

All right, my silent witnesses.

You see that?
We've clarified yet another issue.

Esvet and Peyami did not
make love on that morning!

You hear me, Father? I told you so!

My blood brother
did not sleep with Esvet, my dear wife!

At least, he...

He didn't on that morning.

We should discuss this alone, Dimitri.

Let her go.

Why? She didn't finish eating yet.

Huh?

This is just between us, okay?

Just between us, huh?

'Cause, ya know, from where I stand,
it's a threesome, Peyami.

But, love of my life,

you made out the most advantageously.

Because you got to nail two dudes at once.

So tell me,

who's better... huh?

You really should answer me

when I ask you a question.

Now that you've f*cked the two of us,
who was better?

I said that's enough!

Whoa. Whoa, all right,
Peyami, mu. All right.

Man, Sweet Peyami
stands up for his lover.

Is this a great love or what?

Huh?

It's all right, man, it's all right,
you don't need to get mad.

All right. All right.

You need to leave, now.

No.

- I said get out of here, Esvet.
- Yeah, and I said no.

Awww. I hate being in the middle
of a lovers' spat.

Listen, that wasn't a request,
I'm telling you to get out.

- Nnn... No!
- Come on.

Please don't worry. I'll handle it.

This is between us.

You don't need to worry.

- Go on.
- No.

Please.

Go on.

He locked it, Peyami!

Smart move.

Open the door.

I said open the door.

And Jesus said,

"One of you 12 men

eating from this dish with me

will betray me," he said.

"The Son of God...

...will die as written in the Scriptures."

"But it is going to be terrible
for the betrayer."

It would've been better
if he was... never born."

No one's leaving.

Nobody, you hear me?

You're both staying right here, with me.

Ten minutes.

That's all we got!

Then we'll all get the f*ck outta here,
all right? But where?

To the depths of hell.

Forever.

Our last ten minutes on Earth.

And then... Boom!

Kaboom!

All right.

Ahhh.

The betrayal I've had to feel.

And both of you did this to me.

Me.

You. I'd've given my life for you, man.

If I had to die for one person,
not my mom, not my pop, not even her!

It's only you.

You!

And how do you repay it?

You smile right here...

Right to my face,
all the while f*cking my wife!

You know the price for that,
right, Peyami?

Lives.

Three lives, actually.

Yours, mine, and hers!

All of us die, Peyami!

All three of us will die!

You, me, and her!
All three of us will die!

All three of us will die!

Since you f*cked me over,
I'll f*ck you guys over!

You're gonna suffer for this betrayal,

while I suffer for trusting you both!

And now we all suffer the consequences!

All three of us are suffering
the consequences!

- Dimitri...
- He's bluffing, don't listen to him!

Ah, maybe she's right, huh?
Let's find out together!

Dimitri, enough of this, please.
Let's talk about it, all right?

We can do anything you want to, Peyami.

If you want, we can talk about it,
or keep on drinking,

or have a f*cking threesome, man!

Eight minutes left,
that's it before we all blow up!

Let's talk, let's drink,
let's do whatever you both want,

but I better not hear a thing
about your affair!

It's just too late now.

All right! Okay, you're right!
We shouldn't have kept this from you.

But we were gonna talk to you.

Oh, yeah? When was that, huh?
Exactly when?!

I called you several times
trying to meet up and talk!

Ah, but you didn't!

- I couldn't do it, damn it!
- Oh, you couldn't?

All right, I didn't do it, Dimitri, fine!

Ahhh.

I was going to... but then your father died.

Eat sh*t.

I've had enough already.

Seriously, what would you even say?
How were you gonna tell me that?

"Your wife is all mine now," was that it?

You can't do a damn thing!

'Cause you're nothing but a piece
of sh*t coward who can't do anything!

Even she's less of a coward!

Because she tried to k*ll me!

She looked into my eyes,
and told me she loved you!

She said it straight to my face!

And you did what, huh?

You went behind my back,

and f*cked my wife!

Right?

Yeah, witnesses.

That's what happened! Double betrayal,
and all by my blood brother!

I bet you're all saying,
"This is f*cked!" Right?

Yeah, that's how I feel!
It's f*cked, you guys!

f*ck you, you're both so f*cked up!

Shh. Look, you see her? Yeah, her.

Hey, what'd you do again?
Huh? What was it?

You slept with a coward!

You f*cked a worthless coward!

Look at me!
I'm not a coward like you and him.

I could k*ll you both now if I wanted to

Or just Peyami!

But no, I'm gonna sacrifice myself,
and you know why?

Because I am not
some cowardly p*ssy like him!

We will die!

All of us are gonna die, right here,

in this f*cking place, it's over and done.

And all this f*cking? No!

No one's gonna f*ck, ever again!

Dimitri Arslanoğlu is gonna
put a stop to all of this, now!

This is the end!

Dimitri, calm down.

I'm fine with us dying together.

But at least let her go, please.

Please.

f*ck you, as*h*le.

You're fine with us both dying?

No one's living through this, Peyami.

And that wh*re deserves to die the most.

Come on, I told you to let her go!

None of us are leaving this place, Peyami.

No one.

Ah, what the f*ck?!

Stop making all that noise, you f*ck!

Open it!

- Dimitri, just open it, please!
- Shhhh.

Give me the code!

Give me the code! I said I want the code!
You have to give it to me now!

Give me the g*dd*mn code!

Give it to me! Right now!

Say it!

Give me the code!

Get f*cked, you f*cking d*ck.

He's bluffing, I'm sure!

He isn't. He's not bluffing.

See? Right there.
You see that right there?

Yeah, he knows me better than you do.

And that's why I love this guy!

Where did you put it?
Damn it, where is it?!

You're running out of time.

Is it under the table?

Yeahhhh, that's it!

- Way to go, Peyami!
- Where is it?!

[Peyami panting]

Esvet! The mannequins!

Is this really how you want to spend
your last minutes on Earth, huh?

Don't bother, bro.

- You guys are gonna die!
- Where the hell is it? Huh?!

Tell us where!

Live in the now! You hear me?

Enjoy each second. And create memories.

Huh? Peyami, hey, you're a Muslim right?

You better get over there and pray.

Repent, dude, or they'll stick it
up your a*s in the afterlife.

Where the hell is it?!
Where is it?!

Ohhhhhhh, come on! You're no fun at all.

You're just grasping at straws here.

You'll both face the wrath of Dimitri!

Hey, silent witnesses,
look right over here!

It's time to hear from the judge!

We had our trial commence, the hearing
proceeded, and we reached a verdict.

Both of these pathetic sinners
are to be sentenced to death!

Justice will be served
by Dimitri Arslanoğlu!

Where is it?! Where is it?
Tell me, damn it! Where is it?!

It's up my a*s.
Do you want to get it?

Let her leave, all right?

But there's no way out, Peyami.

So f*cking tell me then! Where is it?!

Where the hell is the f*cking b*mb?!

Where is it?!

Die, Peyami!

f*ck you!

Stop!

It's over, you hear?!

You're going to explode
into a thousand little pieces!

They'll have to scrape you off the ground!

Stop that!

That's it! Enough of this!

Look at me! Look here!

Look at me, Dimitri! Look at me!

Dimitri, tell me! Tell me
where did you put it, Dimitri, hey!

- Ahhh.
- Dimitri.

I'm begging.
If you really love us,

please don't do this.

Please, death is not the answer,
please don't.

I really do love you more than anyone.

Which is why I don't want us
to be separated.

I'd rather we all die here, together.

Ahhhhh.

You're really scared to die.

Well, you don't need to be.
'Cause everyone dies.

I'm just moving it along a little faster.

Shhhhh, it's okay.
Don't be scared. It won't hurt.

I swear to you. I swear it.

God damn you!

God damn you! God damn you!

God damn you!

Peyami, what the hell are you doing?

Stupid vice principal took my grandpa's
scissors, 'cause they're forbidden.

I begged, but he won't give them back.

What a d*ck! And he's got 'em in his car.

He's just gonna take 'em home.
And they're antiques, so he'll sell 'em.

He stole my watch, too.

They're my grandpa's, I have to get 'em.

- What are you doing?
- Don't you want to get 'em back?

Come on,
what are you waiting for? Take 'em.

I got you.

You okay?

- What the hell are you two doing?
- Run, Peyami! Just run, Peyami!

You didn't run that day.

Yeah, and I'm glad I didn't.

'Cause, ya know, if I had,

where they had put us,
you would have been scared to death.

I think I would have.

What a jerk! He reported us right away.
And my father's been expecting this.

You hear what he said,
that this would teach us a lesson?

Peyami, you good?

Peyami, dude, say something.

Dimitri, I...

I can't breathe. We'll die here.

- No, we won't. You hear me?
- Oh, yes we will.

- Hey, come on, man, deep breaths.
- We're locked in and there's no windows.

- No air! They locked us underground!
- Come on, breathe!

- Stop and breathe!
- We're gonna die, Dimitri.

We're gonna die! We're gonna die!

Hey, if we die, then we die.
Look, at least we're together.

Right, dude? Hold on to my hand.
I'm right over here.

Man, you think that death can hurt us
as long as we're together?

Huh? Can it?

It can't.

That's right.

What do you think...

- happens to us when we die?
- I'm not sure.

But whatever it is,
it really can't get worse than here.

Don't worry,
I am sure we're not dying here.

It'll just be tonight here, that's all.
Besides, this place is nice.

Those jerks from the dorm aren't here.
We can rest easier in here.

- What's going on?!
- It's all right, stay cool.

There's gotta be a generator,
it'll come on.

It won't turn on, It won't.

This place is like a cemetery!
They locked us up underground!

It's just the wiring.

I'm sure they'll fix it.

Look, dude, it's a police station.
Calm down.

Peyami, you hear me, bro?

Peyami, please, listen. We'll get out
of here, don't forget it. We will.

Now just close your eyes.

Just trust me and close your eyes.

Did you do it?

Okay, we're not in here.

It's just us, having fun.

At sea, on my father's yacht.
We're staring at the endless water.

And a song is playing. Your favorite song.

Go on, do it with me.
Don't you wanna come sailing with me?

Don't you worry.

Because wherever we're going,
it can't be worse than here.

There is no way.

Well, it better not be.

Ahhhh.

What are you two doing?
Are you guys crazy?!

You're right.

I messed up big time, brother.

It's not her fault though.

She resisted.

I was the one who couldn't help it.

You prick.

I love her very much.

You can't pick who you fall in love with.

I have no regrets.

I know you better
than you know yourself, Dimitri.

And you wouldn't have understood
if I had told you sooner.

You're right, I wouldn't have.

But I was still going to tell you.

Did you even love me at all?

c**t.

Are we...

Still blood brothers?
Until our last breathe.

Let's go.

Come on! Come on!

What are you waiting for?
You guys wanna die?!

It's zero three one eight.

The code is your birthdays. You idiots.

- Come on! Come on!
- Zero, three, 18.

Come on! Ah.

Peyami. Remember my face.

For the rest of your days.

And each time, think about what you did.

So that you never
again have peace of mind.

- Ya as*h*le!
- Dimitri!

Dimitri!

Dimitri, open the door! Dimitri!

Dimitri, don't do this!
Open the door right now!

Please open it! Dimitri!

Dimitri!

Dimitri!

Dimitri, open the door! Dimitri!

No!

Dimitri!

Dimitri, open this door!

Dimitri, open this door! Dimitri!

Dimitri, stop this!

Dimitriiii!

Open the door, now!

Dimitri! Dimitri!

Dimitri, open the door!

Dimitri! No!

Dimitri! Dimitri!

Dimitri, open this door!

Dimitri!

Dimitri, stop this!
Dimitri, open this door!

Open this door, now! Dimitri!