01x16 - Potazel Potahzel/The Haunting of Wells House

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hazel moved to the city,
feeling all alone ♪

♪ Till her whole life changed
with a pair quite strange ♪

♪ 'Cause in reality ♪

♪ They're her new OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪

- ♪ Wands and wings ♪
- ♪ Floaty crowny things ♪

♪ OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪

♪ A new wish
for magic hijinks ♪

♪ Fish guy, pizza fries ♪

♪ Penny-farthing
dirt bike rides ♪

♪ Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪

♪ Baryonyx, time loops ♪

♪ Pretty great,
you've got it made ♪

♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪

Here, Sparky, Sparky, Sparky.

Who's a hungry boy?

I am!

We get a dog?

It's not abnormal for a
child to have an imaginary pet

or a friend, hmm?

Play along.

Yes, Sparky, eat up!

Time to eat your food!

Look, Sparky,
it's your favorite--

roast carrots
and lumpy chicken.

Oh, yeah!
Give me that sauce.

Ooh!

Hazel Antoinette Wells!

All right.

You caught me.

It's just, I'm not very
hungry for this food.

Not hungry for grilled
asparagus, sautéed baby

carrots, juicy tomatoes,
and a seasoned-to-perfection

grilled chicken breast?

My compliments to the chef.

Oh, wait, that's me.

Ha-ha!

Now, who's ready for dessert?

Is there something
else you'd like to eat instead?

Oh, and don't say--

French fries?

You've asked for French
fries every night this week.

But French fries
are my favorite food

in the whole entire world!

I would eat them for every meal
for all eternity if I could.

Oh, baby, I love that you're
so passionate about fries,

but you cannot eat them
for every meal.

Mom's right, Hazy Bear.

It's important for kids like
you to have a balanced meal.

Bon appétit!

Really?

both: After your dinner.

Sparky,
you want some dessert?

Hey, Hazel.

How was dinner?

Our dinner was delightful!

Cosmo made Rain-Bow Tie Pasta.

That's nice.

Mom and Dad wouldn't let me
have French fries for dinner--

again.

Is it because you didn't
ask for them in French?

Puis-je avoir a me go....

No, it's because they want
me to eat a "balanced meal."

I don't understand
why I can't eat

French fries for every meal.

Ooh, I feel a
starchy wish coming on!

I wish I could have
unlimited French fries.

Order up.

Commande... Commaaaa...

Yeah, coming up!

Morning, sweetheart!

Your breakfast is ready.

Thanks, Mom and Dad.
Love you! Bye!

- Have a great day.
- I love you.

I had a bowl
of fries for breakfast,

and my parents didn't
even bat an eye.

That's fry-no-mite.

Or as the French would say...

C'est merveilleux.

I hate to break
it to you, Cosmo,

but every fry lover
knows that French fries

didn't originate in France.

Quoi?

They're actually
a Belgian dish.

Boy, you sure
know your fry facts.

And did you know "Frenching"
is a culinary term that

refers to the
process of cutting

food lengthwise into strips?

That's why they call
them French fries.

What's your favorite
type of fry, Squirt?

I'm glad you asked!

♪ I like 'em thin and crunchy
with a smattering of salt ♪

♪ I like 'em
wedged and chunky, ♪

♪ Dunked in any kind of sauce ♪

♪ I like 'em limp and noodly
and waffled like a scoop ♪

♪ Could be any fried potato,
tater tots, I like 'em, too ♪

♪ I got salt on my lips
and shiny fingertips ♪

♪ And I know why I love fries ♪

♪ What about hash browns? ♪

- ♪ I'll allow it ♪
- Yams? ♪

♪ If they're fried,
then yes ♪

- ♪ Potato scallops? ♪
- ♪ I'm gonna count it ♪

both: ♪ Scalloped potatoes? ♪

all: ♪ That's a baked
potato dish ♪

♪ But it's
similar in spirit ♪

♪ Baby, you're so much,
so much more than a side ♪

♪ Twenty-four
three-sixty-five ♪

♪ I love fries ♪

♪ I love fries ♪

That's funny.

I look like a potato.

I'm a potato!

Potato. Potato.[/i]

- A potato!
- Ahh, it's a potato!

Shh.
Guys, it's me, Hazel.

Ah,
po-tazel, po-tahzel.

We probably should have
mentioned the old saying

"you are what you eat"
is literally true

when it comes to eating large
quantities of magic food.

Sorry, Spud-- I mean, bud.

You ate so many potatoes,
you turned into one.

Seriously?

I can't be a potato.

Turn me back into a
human right this minute.

Uh-oh.

I had a feeling
that would happen.

Uh-oh?
Uh-oh?

What uh-oh?

Oh.

There's gotta be something in
here about accidentally turning

your godkid into a potato.

Oh, let's see.

Your kid's a portal
to another dimension.

Ugh.

Don't ask.

Oh, yes, here.

Looks like we're
gonna have to consult

Mother Nature on this one.

Mother Nature?

As in ruler of the
elements, giver of life,

goddess of all earthly
creation Mother Nature?

That's the one!

Oh, I can't meet Mother
Nature looking like a potato!

Hello, friends.

Welcome to
Mother Nature's garden.

Mother Nature, we're, uh--

Please, call me Mother.

Oh, Mother,
it's an emergency.

Do you have any more of those
delicious banana-cream muffins

you made the last
time we were here?

'Cause they were delicious.

Move aside.

That is one gorgeous potato.

Look at the potassium.

High levels of fiber.

Chlorogenic acid.

And the sugars, ah, so simple.

Did I make this?

Uh, sort of.

We kind of need
your help turning

our godkid back into a human.

Godkid?

This potato's a human?

Yep, she, uh, went a
little yam on the tater,

if you know what I mean.

Uh, no, I don't
know what you mean.

What's this?

Looks dangerous.

That's for
slicing vegetables.

And it's very dangerous.

So don't touch it.

Follow me.

Don't touch.

Hee-hee.

So what's going on?

I ate 436 pounds
of potatoes in two days.

Gah!

I just love them so much.

They make me feel
so warm and happy.

Oh, I'm glad
they make you feel good.

It's nice to love something
with all your heart.

But sometimes,
if you love it too much,

it can cause harm to the body.

Bodies are made
to love and give life.

So we have to treat them with
love and take care of them.

Moderation is the key.

Understand?

I understand.

I'm thrilled you're such
a big admirer of my art.

Out of all the
vegetables, potatoes

are my favorite to create.

In fact, would you like
to see the Mother Potato?

Hot potato!

Ain't she?

The mother fruits
and vegetables

bear the blueprint,
or DNA, for every fruit

and vegetable on Earth.

Now, that's what
I call a tater!

I've got a mother lentil,
mother squash, mother plum.

Everything comes
from the mother.

Everything.

Why, Hazel, if you'd
eaten the mother potato--

we'd have a big problem.

Oh, Hazel!

Rotten!

Ooh, Mother Nature
is not pleased.

Do you realize
what you've done?

You ate the Mother Potato!

But I-- I didn't know that--

Now, because of
your selfish ways,

no potatoes, magical or real,
can be created

from that Mother Potato.

Ever?

Um, oh, no!

We're sorry, Mother Nature.

Please don't cause any
natural disasters out

of anger, like hurricanes,
tropical storms, wildfires,

floods, earthquakes.

Cosmo,
you're giving her ideas.

The machine!

No, Hazel!

Hazel, what are you doing?

It's all my fault!

I let everybody down,
including Mother Nature.

I have to fix this so the
world can enjoy potatoes again!

Gah!

You're gonna get Frenched!

Wah!

Oh!

Whoa!

Oh!

Slice me like fries
and spread me across the globe!

Squirt!

I'll be the world's potato!

Get down from my
giant vegetable slicer!

I'm sorry to yell, but you
needn't be so dramatic, child.

I never said you had
to be the Mother Potato.

What I need is for you
to help me plant a new one.

Ohh!

I overthought
that one, didn't I?

I'm sorry I ate
your Mother Potato.

And we're sorry we didn't
warn you about the consequences

of magical overconsumption.

Thanks, Wanda.

To be honest,
I love being a potato,

but I want others to be
able to enjoy them, too.

How can I help?

Ah, let me show you.

Thank you, Mother Nature!

If you got any of those
delicious banana-cream

muffins on hand--

Bye!

Wow, you made all this
by yourself, Hazelnut?

You could
say I had a little help.

Well,
it looks delicious

and so fresh and healthy.

Expanding your palate to enjoy
more than just French fries

is a sign of growth.

Proud of you.

Well, you know what they say.

You are what you eat.

Bon appétit!

both: Bon appétit!

You want some, Sparky?

I sure do!

Hazel "Ghost Getter" Wells
here, with my partner,

Paranormal Pops.

I'm getting a major reading.

Hey, you be
careful, Hazelnut.

Time to investigate.

Y'all already
out here playing?

Not playing!

Ghost tracking.

Like "Ghost Trackers"?

Best show ever.
- Yeah!

And we weren't scared
if that's what you thought.

I haven't even finished
packing for my trip yet.

Got any plans when I'm
gone besides hunting

the apartment ghost?

Cosmo and Wanda
are lending us a scary movie.

I'm already making popcorn.

Oh, make sure your father
doesn't burn down the house.

I loved ghost tracking with
you earlier, Hazel Basil.

You know it's a
dream of mine to test

my paranormal gizmos
and thingamabobs

on a show like that.

Maybe one day you will.

Oh, someone's at the door.

Knock-knock, neighbors.

Here's that spooky movie
recommendation you asked for.

"Zombie Fairy
of Midnight Hill"

starring Pepperlyn
Monroosevelt

She only made one movie.

No one knows why.

Did you say zombie fairy?

You can play it
off as movie magic.

Anyway, we haven't
seen it either.

But you said you wanted
something new, so here you go.

Have fun.

both: Ooh, if you dare.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, me.

Oh, my.

I'm here to eat
your fairy brains!

How spicy.

Woof!

This actress is bad.

Yeah, and all
those fairy costumes?

They look so fake, right?

What was that?

Oh, it's the
apartment specter!

I'm finally gonna catch it.

Either our electric
grid is unstable,

or the apartment ghost is real!

Only one way to find out.

I wish we were on our own
paranormal investigation show.

Pretty sure there are other
ways to find out, but OK.

Here goes something.

I've been wanting to say that.

The Galax Institute,
unaccredited,

finally accepted my grant
proposal to fund a ghost show.

You know, it's funny.

Hazel and I were just
talking about it,

and then it
happened, like magic.

It's not, though.

So you carry the
EMF conductor while I

triangulate the entity.

How long does that take?

Uh, just a couple of minutes.

Oh!

I'm up!

Are we triangulating?

Ooh-hoo-hoo!

Can't. Daddy. Heavy.

G--g--g--ghost!

What do you want?

Pickled peppers.

Yeah, the ghost was doing
vocal warm-ups.

I know a tongue twister
when I hear one.

I did a little community
theater back in my day.

My local paper
called my performance

of Ebenezer Scrooge "not as
bad as it could have been."

We've tracked
the ghost to the bathroom.

You hear that?

Ghost mice.

It's my worst fear.

No, Dad, look.

Spicy.

Jeez.

This ghost is
obsessed with peppers.

Ghost, what is your name?

Spicy?
No autographs?

I think the spirit
of Pepperlyn Monroosevelt

from that movie Hazel
and I watched

is in the apartment.

We've got a haunted VHS
situation on our hands.

I can't wait to study this
ghost with my colleagues

at the Galax Institute.

What are we looking at here?

You heard my dad.

If he's right,
the ghost is a fairy.

And that means trouble for us.

I don't know.

It doesn't seem like
you got much action.

[door slamming[

Action?

That's my cue.

Ah, pardon me.

Apparition reflux.

Pepperlyn Monroosevelt?

Charmed, I'm sure.

Ugh!

What do you want,
Ms. Monroosevelt?

Dahling,
call me Ghost Pepper.

'Cause your name is
Pepper, and you're a ghost?

No, 'cause my name
is Pepper, and I'm spicy.

In fairy world,
you gotta have a gimmick.

Well, why
are you haunting us?

I'm not haunting;
I'm working.

Finally, after over 80 years of
being trapped inside that film.

You see,
"Zombie Fairy of Midnight Hill"

was my big break.

Congratulations.

But a tragic accident on set
resulted in my spirit getting

trapped inside the film.

That's terrible.

And worst of all,
nobody saw the movie.

I said, nobody saw the movie.

Oh, no!

But you and your dad
watching it freed me.

Now I can fulfill my life's
purpose...

to get famous.

And there's already
a camera crew here.

Why, I'll be the world's
first documented ghost.

How spicy.

Ghost Pepper is going
to prime time.

Thanks for the wish, girly.

Oh, no!

We gotta stop this
Pepper-geist before my dad

gets back with his
equipment and catches her.

Why?

She's just an innocent
little Fairywood starlet.

I thought you wanted
your dad to catch a ghost.

A human one.

But if he catches
Ghost Pepper,

they'll run tests and discover
she's a fairy,

which will reveal fairies
to the world.

And I'll lose you forever!

Oh, dear!

Oh, no!

She's in the living room!

I'm just a little old
ghost trapped in this here

plane of existence.

I hope nobody captures
me and displays my visage

on national television
for the purpose

of scientific knowledge.

Everything I do
is for the purpose

of scientific knowledge.

All right, Mr. Wells.

I'm ready for my close-up.

Hit it!

Oh, wait.

I've got to turn it on.

Here we go.

Yeah, baby!

Paranormal Pops
caught a real ghost.

Galax Institute, here I come!

Oh, no.

My dad captured
Ms. Monroosevelt.

OK, I think I know
the one thing we could

do to get us out of this.

Uh, change our names
and live off the grid?

What?

No!

We can stage an exorcism
so the ghost can "cross over."

But really,
we'll sneak Ghost Pepper back

to your house in Fairy World.

How are we going to convince
your dad to change his mind?

And we'll never get
Ghost Pepper to give

up the fame of getting caught.

Leave all that to me.

Hey, Dad, what if instead of
giving Pepperlyn to Galax,

we did an exorcism?

Her ghost deserves--

The chance to enter
the spirit realm.

Absolutely.

I've always wanted
to have an exorcism.

Besides, all of
these cameras capturing

a ghost exorcism, that
sounds like the television

event of a season.

Not to be all up
in your business,

but did you say the "television
event of the season"?

Performing a real
exorcism is probably

the role of a lifetime.

Or an afterlife time.

Let's help this
actress find her light.

I'll start setting up.

Jorgen!

Uh, I mean Father Jorgen?

Toughest father
in the universe.

I called him.

Who better to exorcise
the ghost than Jorgen?

[whispering[ Not that
kind of exercise, Cosmo.

Nice to meet you, uh,
Father Jorgen, was it?

Yes, uh, he's a friend
of Cosmo and Wanda's.

Yeah, if
by my friend, you mean

irritated person who is always
cleaning up their messes!

It is now time to
say the sacred words

and send this Ghost Fair--

Phantom back to
the great beyond.

Magic Joobles. Gobbledygoo.
Ghost Pepper, here lies you.

That's my cue.

Alas, no.

Do not send me to that
undiscovered country.

I have so much
unfinished business.

An actor always hits her mark.

Farewell.

It was an honor.

I'd love to reprise
my role someday.

Maybe go from guest star
to recurring.

Eh, I don't know
what that means.

Wow.

I wish there was no fairy
evidence on the video.

Orbs.

Oh, and static!

I'm sorry we didn't
get it all on film, Dad.

Are you kidding?

This is great!

Galax will flip
over these clips.

Well, I had such
a relaxing weekend.

Ha!

What did y'all do
while I was gone?

Same old, same old.

Yeah, you know,
helped a ghost cross over.

The yoozh.

Y'all play too much.

Silly. Come on.

Spicy.

♪ Billion ♪