01x17 - Best of Luck/Hazel Wells and the Multiverse of Jenkins

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hazel moved to the city,
feeling all alone ♪

♪ Till her whole life changed
with a pair quite strange ♪

♪ 'Cause in reality ♪

♪ They're her new OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪

- * Wands and wings ♪
- * Floaty crowny things ♪

♪ OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪

♪ A new wish
for magic hijinks ♪

♪ Fish guy, pizza fries ♪

♪ Penny-farthing
dirt bike rides ♪

♪ Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪

♪ Baryonyx, time loops ♪

♪ Pretty great,
you've got it made ♪

♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪

Paper!

Crouching tiger,
hidden scissors!

The children, Cosmo.

They're organizing.

It's a children's revolt.
I knew this day would come.

We're prepping for the Rock,
Paper, Scissors Tournament.

The winner will compete in
the school-wide tournament

tomorrow for a free T-shirt!

Get me that free T-shirt.

I wish for that free T-shirt.

I can get you a T-shirt,
but I can't get you that

T-shirt because it's a prize.

The rules state that--

Again with the rules?

What's the point of having an
all-powerful, magical being

who can barely do anything?

The rules are the
only thing separating us

from peace and total chaos!

Well, peace is boring
and lacking in swag.

Let's get ready
to rock, paper, scissors!

Congrats on the win, Hazel.

Pulling out paper, even
though you'd use it to defeat

your previous three opponents?

Inspired.

I guess I
just felt like, why bench

your star player, you know?

We're rooting for you
in the finals tomorrow.

Thanks, guys.

Of course Hazel won.

She probably wished for it.

Doubtful.

The rules state that--

Enough with the rules!

What happened to you taking
me from Dev to Dev-ine?

I don't feel very divine.

I feel like I just
lost a Rock, Paper,

Scissors Tournament
to someone who has

twice as many fairies as me.

Hazel having two
fairies has nothing

to do with the luck of--

Whatever!

I wish to be in tomorrow's
schoolwide tournament.

Dev, that's cheating.

I can't.

I wish for straight As.

The rules--

I wish for Hazel
to have all Fs.

I can't--

Do anything cool?

You know what, Dev?

I'm done.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I'm done-er!

I'm the done-est!

Stick a fork
in both of us, then!

- Fine!
- Good!

Great!

Hey, kid.

Huh?

I'm Foop.

Well, at least I was.

I changed my name to Irep,
as in the opposite of Peri.

Check the threads.

I'm your new
anti-fairy godparent,

and I'm gonna help you
break all the rules.

I can't wait.

I wish it was tomorrow.

Done!

I did finger
crunches all night to prep

for today's tournament.

I can't wait to reveal
some of my moves.

All right, Irep, I wish to be
back in the tournament today.

Done!

I can't believe how much
time I wasted with Peri.

You are so much better!

That's all I've
ever wanted to hear.

And I wish for Hazel Wells
to have bad luck.

What?

Ahh!

If 2/3 of a Santa Claus
visits the world's population

by a train going


and the only train in
Duluth is out of commission

because of an unfortunate fire,
approximately how many sticks

of butter do you need to use to
leave out a plate of cookies?

Hazel, where have you been?

Not now, Guz!

Did Hazel just give
me a really cool nickname?

Guz, Guz-Guz-Guz-Guz!

Something really
weird is going on.

There's bad luck
everywhere I go.

I can't have this affecting
me in the tournament,

so I wish to have good luck!

Something is preventing our
wands from granting your wish.

But what?

Hmm.

I don't think the wish
is considered cheating,

And I don't think it would
result in mind control,

forcing someone to fall in
love, or anybody croaking.

OK, OK, what to do?

I wish for as many
good luck charms as possible!

What?

Dev?

But he lost.

Let's get ready to rock,
paper, scissors!

Paper covers rock!

You're out!

Shredder obliterates paper.

You're out!

Dynamite blows up rock.

You're out!

Shark eats apple.

You're out!

Final match.

Dev Dimmadome
versus Hazel Wells.

The Big Bang
beats the planet Jupiter.

Hazel Wells, you are out!

Dev Dimmadome wins!

Whoo-hoo!

Wow.

This shirt feels like
it was made just for me.

Congratulations
on your win, Dev.

Really.

Hey!

You can't just be all
cool about losing.

You're-- you're supposed
to be miserable.

I-- what?

It was just a contest, Dev.

You won fair and square.

So I--
- Argh!

No, I didn't!

I cheated!

And you're supposed
to be sad now.

That's the whole point!

You did have something
to do with my bad luck!

Peri, how could you?

Wrong!

both: Foop!

It's Irep now, thanks to your
irritating son's name change.

And it's much less easy
to say, might I add.

Who the heck?

He's Peri's anti-fairy.

Anti-fairy?

That's right, little girl.

For every fairy,
there's an anti-fairy,

a ruler of bad luck and chaos.

I am Peri's opposite--
cunning, vindictive, handsome.

But here's the really fun part.

While we're not usually
allowed godkids,

Peri left me a nice,
juicy loophole by quitting.

Once a fairy quits, any magical
being can take their place.

Peri didn't quit.

He was waiting for you to call!

He thought you two
were on a break.

Who cares?

That loser can't create any
of the wishes I really want.

Irep can.

And I'm gonna unleash
a string of wishes

unlike this world
has ever seen.

Your wish is my
command, godkid.

I wish Bev loved me.

Done!

I wish for a bunch of money.

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

Done!

I wish to be king of America.

Done!

Are we rolling?

Tina Churner reporting
live on the scene

where the United States' first
monarch has just been crowned.

And inquiring minds need
to know, is he single?

Football!

Ahh!

I'll teach you
to steal my son's job!

You need to take
cover, Ms. Churner!

Also, big fan of your work.

These wings don't work.

These wings don't work!

I'm finally about to get
everything I ever wanted,

and you're ruining it!

Irep, I wish Cosmo
and Wanda were nothing!

Anti-fairy known as Irep,
you are hereby dismissed

as Dev's fairy godparent!

- What?
- You can't do that!

When I quit,

I never gave two weeks' notice!

So Dev is still my godkid.

There is no force
in the universe

more powerful than
Fairy World Human Resources.

All the wishes granted
by Irep are hereby reversed.

Speaking of which, back to
Anti-Fairy World for him.

Ahh!

And now back to
Fairy World for me.

That was a close one.

It's a good thing that I was
jealously spying on Dev--

I mean passing by.

I was very normally
and confidently passing by.

Listen, Dev, I don't
know what your real problem

is with me, but--

I don't need your caring
and understanding, Hinkle.

Fine.

Be like that.

You wanted to win so bad?

Take the dumb shirt.

I hope it was worth it.

O-Pairs!

Find me everything there is
to know about anti-fairies.

Class dismissed.

Oh, remember,
it's the end of Daylight

Saving Time this weekend.

Set your clocks back.

Hey, Hawking.

I heard Jenkins
has a crush on you.

What?
On me?

That's what I heard.

No one's ever said they
had a crush on me before.

That's no big deal, Hazel!

It's a huge deal, Wanda.

I don't like-like Jenkins,
and I don't

know how to tell him that.

I'm gonna see him
in the hallway right now!

Whoa!

It's Jenkins!

Oh, it'll be so awkward.

both: Hey, Hazel.

Bless you.

[whispering[ Caterpillars
molt before chrysalis,

a process repeated
over and over.

Playing violin
during a test, eh?

No skating in the hall, kids.

I'm running late,
though, so I can.

Home free.

Hazel's next class!

No sign of--

Benkins!

I mean Jenkins!

Ha-ha.

Oh, no, Benkins!

Why would I say Benkins?

That's not his name.

So embarrassing.

Cosmo, Wanda, fix it!

Which one's Benkins?

Is that the violin kid or the
one that whispers all the time?

Or Dev?

No, Jenkins is Jenkins,
and I called him Benkins.

My life is over!

Switching
a letter isn't a big deal.

Say it's not a big deal
again, Wanda.

Say it.

I wish I had a do-over!

If the wish involves time,
then we'll have to call--

Father Time!
Yeah, sure, sure, sure.

Just do it!

I am the master
of time and space.

Father Time,
I need a do-over.

Ah, wanna rewind
time, do you?

Then you're gonna need a box of
these sweet babies,

Time Loops cereal.

both: * Tickety tock,
tickety tock ♪

- Loopity ♪
- Scoopity ♪

- Doop ♪
- * Time Loops ♪

both: * What tastes sweet,
is made from wheat ♪

♪ And makes time immaterial? ♪

♪ Ding, that's right ♪

♪ It's Time Loops cereal ♪

♪ Great when you
make any mistake ♪

both: * One little bite
and it all gets erased ♪

♪ 10 out of 10
physicians recommend ♪

♪ Ding, that's right ♪

♪ It's Time Loops again ♪

all: * Time Loops ♪

Yay!

Part of a balanced timeline.

So eating this
cereal rewinds time?

The song wasn't really clear.

That's right.

Easy peasy.

Temporal rewinding.

Oh, shouldn't you
warn her about--

That's my time.

Gotta fly.

Welp, here goes something.

♪ Set your clocks back ♪

Wow, it worked.

Now I can start
this baby fresh.

Calm, cool, and collected.

both: Hey, Hazel.

Bless you.

Caterpillars molt

before chrysalis, a process
repeated over and over--

That's not the only
thing repeated around here.

Playing violin
during a test, eh?

Hoo-hoo, tough luck, Vi!

Hoo-hoo!

Almost got me that time,
Guzman, you silly goose.

Hey, Hazy Daze.

And a-three, two, one.

Hello, Jenkins, my good man.

Ha-ha!

Nailed it!

Uh, how are you, Hazel?

You, too.

Oh!

"You, too"?

That doesn't make any sense.

♪ Set your clocks back ♪

both: Hey, Hazel.

Bless you.

[whispering[ Caterpillars
molt before chrysalis.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
nature's a miracle.

Playing violin
during a test, eh?

Hi, Mom.

"Mom"?

What?

How embarrassing.

You can't prove I'm your mom!

Ah!

♪ Set your clocks back ♪

Ooh-whoa!

Whoa!

Gesundheit!

a process repeated--

Cater-whispers!

Caterpillar pal?

Yay!

Hey, Zenkins or whatever.

No matter what I do,
I keep getting embarrassed

in front of Jenkins.

Which one's Jenkins?

Is that the violin kid or the
one that whispers all the time?

Or Dev?

We already
did this, remember?

Hey,
is that Time Loops cereal?

Ooh, I love Time Loops.

You're affected
by the loops, too?

OK, I guess I'm on my own.

Maybe I just need to be
super confident with Jenkins.

Let nothing phase me.

♪ Set your clocks back ♪

Nothing says confidence like
platforms and a pair of shades.

That's deten--

Johann Sebastian got 'em!

Hello, Jenkins with J.
Boom.

Wow, Hazel.

You're so confident!

I think Whispers Fred
has a crush on you.

That is Jenkins.

Jenkins.

Ugh, this is terrible!

What did you expect,
being so fierce?

I thought being confident
would make it less awkward,

not make him fall
harder for me!

Ahh!

Is that Time Loops?

Oh, I love--

♪ Set your clocks back ♪

♪ Set your clocks back ♪

♪ Hazel ♪

- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Encore!

♪ Set your clocks back ♪

These are ceremonial
emus from my culture,

which I won't go into
right now.

Excuse me for a second.

What do I do?

About what?

Jenkins!

Which one is Jenkins again?

You could get a do-over
if you had Time Loops cereal.

I already have Time Loops.

This is exactly
what I was afraid of when

I found out he liked me.

I'm too self-conscious.

Now I can't remember
how to act normal.

Maybe you should
eat a second bowl.

A second bowl?
A second bowl?

I've had so many!

Ugh!

How can I let Jenkins know
I don't have a crush on him

without hurting his feelings?

I got it!

Sorry, Jenkins.

I can't go around with you.

I have a crush
on someone else--

uh, Trev.

Did I just hear you
have a crush on me, Hazel?

Is that Jenkins?

No!

I need more cereal!

♪ Set *--

♪ your clocks *--

Wah!

♪ back ♪

Thanks, Hazel.

You know, you can't spell
"amorous" without ASMR.

♪ Back ♪

Hubba, hubba.

- * Back ♪
- Football!

♪ Back ♪

I'm in love.

♪ Back ♪

OK, I've had it!

I don't care
who like-likes me.

I don't like-like
any of you back!

Wow.

I never noticed how
ruthless you are.

I love you,
Hazel Antoinette Wells!

No!

Aha!

I knew Jenkins was Dev.

He's not Dev.

Ooh, is that Time--

Don't say it, Wanda.

Do your job, cereal.

♪ Set your clocks back ♪

Well, well,
Hazel Wells, you've ruptured

the space-time continuum.

Um, why is Father Time here?

I didn't rupture anything!

You're the one who gave
me that defective cereal.

I'm eating the loops,
but I'm still saying oops!

Your jingle lies.

Oh, is the cereal defective,

or is it working
exactly as it should?

Oh, hey, Hazel.

Forget something?

If only.

Can I talk to you?

Well, I'm running
to a meeting,

but I can chat for a second.

Pudding?

I did something
embarrassing,

like status-crushing
embarrassing.

No coming back from it.

When I tried to undo it,
I only made it worse.

Hazel, take it from a guy
who gets embarrassed a lot.

It's only when you obsess over
it that the feeling lasts.

Try to get comfortable with
feeling uncomfortable

now and then.

So you're saying the
problem wasn't the cereal.

The problem was me
holding onto the cereal?

Eh, sure, heh.

Oops, out of time.

Gotta skate.

both: Hey, Hazel.

Best you.

Oops, ha.

I said "best."

Oh, well,
you win some, you lose some.

"Best"?

I didn't hear them
mess that up before.

A process
repeated over and over

and over and over again, but
must move on to the next stage

because that's
necessary for growth.

Hmm.

I never heard that part either.

Nuts!

Well, it's just a shirt.

Whoa, it's Jenkins!

Jenkins, hi.

I heard you liked me, but
I don't like you like that.

But I hope we
could stay friends.

Um, I don't have
a crush on you, Hazel.

Psych!

I made it up, HG Wells.

Dev Dimmadome!

♪ Billion ♪