01x18 - Growing Pains/Fairy for a Day

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hazel moved to the city,
feeling all alone ♪

♪ Till her whole life changed
with a pair quite strange ♪

♪ 'Cause in reality ♪

♪ They're her new OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪

- * Wands and wings ♪
- * Floaty crowny things ♪

♪ OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪

♪ A new wish
for magic hijinks ♪

♪ Fish guy, pizza fries ♪

♪ Penny-farthing
dirt bike rides ♪

♪ Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪

♪ Baryonyx, time loops ♪

♪ Pretty great,
you've got it made ♪

♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪

Mm.

Chocolate!

Come to mama.

Nom nom nom nom nom nom!

Would you like to indulge
in a sweet with us, Hazel?

No, thanks, Wanda.

I'm trying to listen
to my gut more.

And my gut says
to be healthier.

What's your gut
say about this?

You better eat
that French fry.

I can't believe our son's
a widdle fairy godparent.

We're so proud of you.

Mom!

Not in front of the godkids.

Whoa.

What is this place?

Oh, that's Fairy World,
a boundless land of magic.

Fairy World.

Uh, Dev, you got that
Dimmadome look in your eye.

Like when you don't
have something

and you're going to try
to get it at all costs.

I want to go to Fairy World!

At all costs!

Sorry, Dev, Fairy World is
reserved for special occasions,

like being tested by
Jorgen in the wish trials,

being tested by Jorgen
in a giant cage match,

or being tested by Jorgen in,
uh-- well, you get it.

Yep. Sorry, Dev-erino.

We can't let you go.

You're not his
fairy godparents.

I am.

I'll handle this.

Dev, Fairy World
is reserved for special

occasions, like being
tested by Jorgen.

And as your fairy godparent,
I cannot let you go.

Fine.

I wish to go to Fairy World
and not be tested by Jorgen.

You can't do that.

both: Aww!

Our son's first wish loophole.

My gut is telling
me I wish to go, too.

Isn't that right, gut?

Oh, yeah.

Welcome to Fairy World.

Is this Jorgen's office?

Yep.
Wonder where the big guy is.

Let's see here.

"Pump iron. Pump iron.

Test Peri and Dev."

I wish to go to Fairy World
and not be tested by Jorgen.

"Run meaningless errands"?

I mapped out
an extensive itinerary

just for the occasion.

But there's one
place you can't go.

The Hocus Poconos.

Ooh.

It's forbidden.

That's where I want to go,
the one place I can't.

The Hocus Pogo Stick
or whatever.

Dev, got that Dimmadome
gaze in your eye again.

Don't worry, Hazel.

It's off-lim--

It's off-limits to humans.

Yes, thanks, Dad.
And--

You need a magic wand
to travel Fairy World.

And only fairies have those.

Mom, I got this.

Well, I wish I had a wand.

Um, I can't do that.

Can I do that?
I'm not going to do that.

My gut and I think this
is getting out of hand.

You want to get a wand
and travel all

over Fairy World on your own?

Exactly.

What was that?

I couldn't get a word in.

I know what I'm doing.

Sorry, Per.

To us, you're always
going to be our baby boy.

Ugh.

This is my first godkid ever.

And I want to do things
my way, not your way.

You ready to take
Fairy World by storm?

But the itinerary.

It's your dream to
have every moment

of a relaxing
vacation planned.

Or a magic free-for-all
without

fairy godparental guidance.

Oh, boy.

Great points all around.

Well, here goes something.

To the Higgis Pigglestar
or whatever.

Just let me do my thing.

I have everything
under control.

Right, Dev?

Dev?

OK.

The children are missing.

Is this the Hocus Poconos?

Nope. "Star Dome."

So there's just
a bunch of stars here?

I think it's for the wands.

Whoo-hoo!

This area isn't forbidden,
but at least it's kind of fun.

OK, nobody panic.

We can figure this out.

Oh, it's not like our
wands are missing.

My wand is missing.

Don't worry.

We all have FindMyWand
on as a family,

so long as your location
tracker is turned on.

My location tracker's off.

Sorry.

Y'all are just so clingy.

Hurtful.

But we'll think of something.

We should be fine so
long as Jorgen doesn't

come back to his office.

It is I, Jorgen von Strangle.

I have come back to my office!

Whee!

I saw on my Ultimate
Fairy Tracking

Device that you three were
here and likely up to no good.

No good?

Why would you say that?
- Yeah.

All two wands and three
kids are accounted for.

There should be three
wands and two kids!

That's what he meant.

I am this close
to testing you!

But I have to drop off the mail
before the UP WISH closes.

Oh, this is it.

Hazel and Dev are
lost in Fairy World.

Peri's lost his wand.

And who will protect
us from Jorgen, Peri?

You? With what muscles?

With what muscles?

I bet Jorgen has another
fairy tracker in here.

If we find it, we can pinpoint
the location of my wand.

Steal from Jorgen?

Well, "commit a heist"
was on Wanda's itinerary.

I regret putting
that on here.

Today's been so fun,
Dev, but my gut

and I think it's time to
un-wish everything and go back.

Come on, Hazel.

We don't have to
un-wish everything.

It's the Hocus Poconos!

Peri, you're not
sneaking right.

Watch me, son.

Sigh.

We don't have to sneak.

We know he's gone.

The best way
to find the tracker

is to think like Jorgen,
really walk in his shoes.

Um, I think I found it.

Welcome to the Hocus Poconos,
where all un-wished things go.

I am the Un-Wish Dragon.

And, as my name suggests,
I eat un-wishes.

Yeah.

It doesn't really suggest that.

Really?

Well, I-- I thought
it was clear.

If I don't eat my un-wishes
in a timely fashion,

I have to answer to Jorgen.

Even dragons are
afraid of Jorgen?

You know how he gets.

I'm super backed up.

I have, like, a whole season's
worth of wishes to eat.

So I'm going to start with you!

Whoa.

Ah-ooh!

Oh.

Aha!

Oh, please.

No more!

This is too much
wish fulfillment.

For us godkids, you can never
get too much wish fulfillment.

Ow!

You're godkids?

Ooh, Jorgen would be so
mad if I ate a godkid.

Again.

What was that?

Ah!

Jorgen's back.

Where did he go?

Why do you cower
in my office?

all: Gah!

It's all our fault.

Peri had nothing to do with it.

Kids, you're alive!

I mean, of course you're alive.

Why wouldn't you be?

Alive.

Why is the
Un-Wish Dragon here?

Cosmo, Wanda, Peri-Weri,
what is going on here?

Nothing to see here.
Gotta go.

Bye!

Well, it is my cheat day.

This is all my fault.

I thought
I had it all together,

but I should have
listened to you.

No, son.

We meant what we said
to Jorgen.

This is all our fault.

Your father's right.

We were so busy
hovering over you,

we-- we didn't
look after the kids

we were supposed to be
literally hovering over.

No, it was my fault.

If I would have followed my gut
instincts, none of this

would have happened.

No, Hazel.

I should have spoken up more.

It's my job to keep
you out of trouble.

Huh, I'm glad you all
learned something.