01x08 - Jumping to Conclusions

[bunniefuu]

[mysterious theme music plays]

[horse whinnying]

We're going to get Pepper, Tornado,

the Diamond Saddle, all of it.

And win the championship?

We're gonna do it all!

Are you in?

[all] Yes!

I'm in. I love a good heist.

So, what's the plan?

So, you finished the plan?

Per your instructions.

Would you like--

[whinnying]

No, Pepper!

You need to wait!

This one and her walkies, huh?

My apologies, Dietrich. Proceed.

We're going to walk

right into Carson Estates

and walk out with Tornado.

I really like the sound of this plan.

[chortling wickedly]

[Brooklyn] This is a map

of the Carson Stables

and arena grounds.

Now, if Giovanni's being honest with us--

And there's no way

he's being honest with us.

Plan A is the most straightforward.

[announcer] Plan A.

[Brooklyn] We meet in the middle,

surrounded by fans, press, and witnesses.

We trade the Diamond Saddle for Pepper,

police close in, and Giovanni

and Dietrich are off to jail.

That almost sounds too easy.

[Dietrich] Now, the Barbies

are most likely expecting us

to merely exchange

the Diamond Saddle for Pepper.

They're so gullible. [chuckling]

They probably expect the police

to be on their side,

but that's where they're wrong.

Because we're going to bribe them.

Hardly. We're going

to make the police believe

that Lady Carson and the Barbies

are the one and only masterminds

behind everything.

Aw, poor Lady Carson.

She looks so sad.

Aw. Don't cry, Lady Carson!

Ah, boo-hoo!

Ah, wah, wah!

[evil cackling]

But it almost seems too easy, eh?

What if they double-cross us?

- Great question, Marcus.

- [all clapping politely]

If Giovanni double-crosses us,

then we move into Plan B.

[announcer] Plan B! Hit it!

[Brooklyn] Like with Plan A,

we meet in the middle,

surrounded by fans, press, and witnesses.

[Malibu] But in this scenario,

Giovanni tries to change the deal.

[Brooklyn] That's when

we trigger Distraction Mode.

[announcer] Distraction Mode!

[Brooklyn] In Distraction Mode,

each of you

has a role in taking down Giovanni.

- [yelping]

- Hey!

Shh

- [wincing]

- [growling]

[Malibu] We play a little

"who's got the horses,"

and boom, we've got the Diamond Saddle,

and Pepper, and Tornado back.

Brooklyn is very thorough.

Well done, Barbies.

I cannot believe this horrible

chapter is almost over.

We keep the diamonds

and rescue the horses.

If we execute everything

according to plan,

it just might work.

But what if the Barbies expect a

come si dice

double-cross?

They have proven to be more formidable

than I would have expected

from mere teenagers.

Especially American teenagers.

If Plan A doesn't work,

then we move to Plan D.

You leap immediately to D?

What happened to Plan B or Plan C?

"D" is for "Dietrich."

[laughing giddily]

"D is for "Dietrich."

[laughing]

This is a good one, Dietrich.

You are very funny

when you want to be. [giggling]

[snoring]

So, what if Giovanni

doesn't only double-cross us,

but triple-crosses us?

I guess we'll have to improvise.

Improvise?

Barbie "Brooklyn" Roberts.

You go, girl.

Typically, I'm not one for improvisation,

but I'm beginning to like it.

I'm impressed.

You ready to try standup?

Baby steps.

[yawning]

Good night, Barbie.

[groaning nervously]

Cassidy, don't worry.

You've got this.

I really want to win this for Lady Carson,

but it's not the competition.

I'm worried about losing Pepper forever.

I couldn't live with that.

Hey, that's not gonna happen.

[whinnying]

See?

Tornado's not gonna let it happen either.

But if it makes you feel any better,

- I'm nervous too.

- Same.

You want to take one more practice run?

Yes. Let's go, Tornado.

Cassidy looks to be in fine form.

It pains me to admit it,

but she might just be

a better rider than me.

Don't you dare tell her I said that.

Violet?

If we don't win today,

I don't know what we'll do.

What if we lose our business,

or our home?

Whatever happens, we'll do it together.

Thanks again for the comms, Renee.

Being the summer intern

at an international police

organization has its privileges.

[munching]

[gasping] Flame!

That was my apple!

- [nickering]

- Ew [chuckling]

Nah, you keep it.

[chuckling]

I think you made a friend.

- [laughing] Right?

- Can everybody hear us?

- Yup.

- Can everyone hear me?

- I'm on.

- Yes.

Cassidy, you might want to bring it in.

Giovanni will be here in 30 minutes.

On my way.

- Let's go, girl.

- [whinnying]

Here you are. Thank you.

Enjoy the competition.

Everyone, Giovanni is crashing the party,

- ahead of schedule!

- [all] What?

I'm on it.

Good morning, gentlemen.

Welcome to the British

Jumping Championships!

I'm Marcus, and I'll be taking

your tickets today.

Buongiorno!

We don't care who you are.

You'll notice we're using

a thicker paper stock this year.

Can we, um, how you say

move it along?

We are VIPs.

VIPs?

That's good, that's good!

What does that stand for again?

It stands for

"Very Irritated Persons."

Enjoy the competition!

Gentlemen, don't forget

your complimentary gift bags.

- We don't want any--

- Ooh! [chortling]

Come to Papa!

Well, what do we got here?

Let's see

The MePhone 17?

Junk.

A Carviet gold watch?

Junk.

A massage for two?

Dietrich, you like the massage?

No, I do not.

Junk!

Hmm, chocolate-covered,

truffle-covered chocolate truffles?

Eh, maybe just one.

È delizioso.

Eh, overall,

I give the gift bags a "C."

We should get going, Giovanni.

How about a photo for Jumping Monthly?

A photo? Of course.

Jumping Monthly?

I've never heard of you.

Oh, we're popular on all the socials,

with thousands of the most, uh

sophisticated subscribers.

[camera snapping]

Ah! [groaning]

- Oh! Ah!

- I cannot see!

[camera snapping]

Ah! My eyes!

[Giovanni] Is that Tornado?

Aah! Oh

Thank you, Cassidy.

[blowing]

She's just as extraordinary as her sister.

Eh, I'll take your word for it.

They all look the same to me.

Excuse me!

Mr. Bluttbergman. Mr. Binatchi.

Ah, Lady Carson.

Please, it's Giovanni.

We're all friends here.

We most certainly are not.

Shall we get down to business?

I think this is what you came here for.

Ohh come to Papa.

- [chortling]

- [zipping up]

First, where's Pepper?

[whistling]

[whinnying]

[together] Pepper!

[horses whinnying]

[neighing and nickering]

Pepper

[whinnying]

Whoa, girl.

[both whinnying]

Now, about our arrangement.

I have a slight adjustment to the terms.

- [together] What?

- I've always dreamt

of having a prized royal Friesian,

you know, ever since I knew they existed,

which was, um uh

- Two days ago.

- Sì. Two days ago.

Thank you, Dietrich, but just

like the chocolate-covered

truffle-covered chocolate truffles

I've discovered, uh

you can't just have one.

What are you saying, Giovanni?

I am saying this.

You hand over Tornado,

and we call it even.

- Even?

- Why would we do that?

This is absurd!

I am very aware that you, Lady Carson,

are on the hook

for those missing jewels, eh?

With a single call,

the police will be informed

that you not only possess

the Diamond Saddle,

but falsely reported the thefts

of two separate horses

tsk a-tsk

and you'll be arrested just like that.

Like the snap of the finger, like that!

Oh, think of what that might

do to your reputation.

- You you wouldn't!

- He would.

Nobody will believe you.

They will. I failed to mention

that Dietrich has compiled

so much evidence,

emails, photos, et cetera, et cetera,

to help prove it.

Apparently, he is really good

at photo manipulation.

He's ready to send it to the police

in a moment's notice,

but don't worry.

That's only gonna happen

if you don't agree to the new terms.

What terms?

We will keep Pepper,

and you will hand over Tornado.

It is with great reluctance--

No deal!

- What? -No deal?

I want the saddle too.

Giovanni, we agreed that--

I want the saddle!

All right, everybody!

You know what to do.

[everyone] Distraction mode?

[Malibu] Distraction mode.

Tea, sir?

Uh, do you perhaps have a cappuccino?

- No, sir.

- Ugh, then no, grazie.

[Marcus]

Excuse me, Mr. Binatchi?

It seems there's an issue

with your tickets.

May I please see them?

[groaning]

Aren't we beyond

ticket issues at this point?

Now, what seems to be the problem?

Oh, the horses!

What will I do without

both Tornado and Pepper?

Oh!

My dear Lady Carson!

- What happened?

- She seems to have fainted.

Fainted?

Oh, no!

[groaning] Oh

[grunting]

Help! Okay

[grunting and crunching]

Dietrich? Um, a little help?

Can I get a picture of the four of you?

Ah, I love it, I love it!

Ugh! Hey!

[whinnying]

[whinnying]

[coughing and spluttering]

- [camera snapping]

- Huh?

[Renee] Let's see the proud horse owner!

Give me that regal look.

- [coughing]

- Oh, yeah, I'm loving it!

[coughing and spluttering]

[Giovanni groaning] Hey! Ah!

Oh!

Enough with the photos!

Enough!

Hey!

Where are my Friesians?

They're right in front of you, sir.

Do you not see them?

[Giovanni] I see two horses,

but these are not my horses.

Well, whose horses are they?

I don't know, and I don't care!

All I want is my horses!

Tea, sir?

I don't want any tea!

It's okay, girls.

I think we lost them.

- [gasping]

- [horses neighing]

[Cassidy] Oh

[exhaling] It's you.

I've got them, lassie.

You go on back and help the others.

Thank you, Denholm.

[sighing] Mm

[munching]

Ah, nuh-uh.

One for you, one for me.

[crunching]

Them's the rules.

If you're going to remove

these horses from the grounds,

you'll need to sign

these horse-removal forms.

In triplicate.

But these are not my horses!

I'm not going to sign for them!

This is ridiculous! Aah!

Dreadfully sorry, sir.

Clumsy me.

- Now!

- [screaming]

No! Please, let her go.

Nothing is as important to me as she is.

Will someone bring me my horses?

Both of them!

[police officer] Your horses?

A likely story.

Good, good.

You may arrest Lady Carson,

and all of these teenagers.

They have the uh

the, uh

Diamond uh Saddle.

You mean this?

Uh what?

I don't know what that is.

I have never seen it before!

Congratulations, officer.

You did your job.

It was nothing, ma'am.

Literally nothing.

The Barbies and their friends

did all the work.

[handcuffs clicking]

Say "cheese."

What is the meaning of this?

You have no proof.

Everything is, um, how you say, uh

circumstantial?

Oh, we have plenty of proof.

That's what took us so long to get here.

Someone anonymously sent us

a ton of paperwork, emails,

and photos to our offices

But but but

proving that you, Giovanni,

were the one and only mastermind

behind the theft of Pepper

- and the Diamond Saddle.

- [Giovanni] Nonsense!

Dietrich, show these nincompoops

the actual evidence.

Dietrich?

- Where's Dietrich?

- Or the Barbies?

[panting]

You sure he went down here?

[panting] We've got him!

Denholm! Are you okay?

Don't worry about me.

You've got to catch him

before it's too late.

- You sure you're all right?

- Go!

We'll make sure someone comes

to take care of you!

[horses neighing]

[horses whinnying]

[tires squealing]

Whoa!

[announcer]

Final call for Venice.

Final call.

[sighing]

[Brooklyn]

Can I take your order, sir?

No. Please go away.

[Malibu] Oh, I think

you're the one who's going away.

[Brooklyn]

For 15 to 20 years, at least.

You found me.

Goody for you.

A little too late,

as we're already on our way to Venice.

You threw Giovanni under the bus.

Nonsense. Giovanni threw himself

under the bus.

He was an idiot, and never appreciated

how valuable the horses truly were.

'You used Giovanni.

He had no clue about

the lineage of either horse.

[Malibu] So you told him

about the Diamond Saddle,

a one-of-a-kind priceless item

he couldn't resist.

[Brooklyn]

You never expected him

to auction off Pepper,

so you had to reveal her true value,

but then he actually wanted Pepper.

[Malibu]

So you needed to find a way

to get the horses for yourself

and blame Giovanni.

But something still doesn't make sense.

Why didn't you steal Tornado

at the same time you stole Pepper?

I admit, with all

the information at my disposal,

I wasn't aware that Pepper had a sister

until you two foolishly told me.

Thank you for that, by the way.

You're welcome.

Imagine, the two final descendants

in the Royal Friesian line.

They will be pampered!

I'd show you the designs for the stables,

but the contractor's working

on the blueprints and color swatches.

I'm surprised you're being so forthcoming.

What is the harm in being honest

with you both at this point?

Is that so?

We're on our way. Look!

There's nothing you can do to stop me

from taking the horses into the Alps

once we arrive in Zurich.

It's almost comical.

[announcement] Ladies and gentlemen,

we apologize for the momentary delay.

- Service will resume shortly.

- What?

How can this be?

[Dietrich] Giovanni threw

himself under the bus.

He was an idiot,

and never appreciated how

valuable the horses truly were.

A confession's a nice touch

for the final episode.

Totally.

Get all that, Detective?

- Got it.

- Ah!

Looks like you've thrown

yourself under the bus.

[announcer] One final contestant

in our demonstration event.

It's Renee Chao riding Flame!

[Renee] Whoo-hoo!

Come on, girl.

[Lady Puddington] Go on, Flame!

You can do it, my precious!

[Renee] You got this.

[crowd applauding]

- Yay! Way to go!

- Whoo-hoo!

[announcer] Our final entry

is a newcomer this year

Cassidy Birdwhistle riding Tornado.

[cheering]

[breathing deeply]

Okay, girl, this is it.

Giddyup, giddyup

Foot on the pedal ♪

I keep turning up the heat

So get on my level now ♪

And you know

I'm not slowin' down, no ♪

I'm burnin' up, burnin' up

Temperature rising ♪

Louder than a thunderclap

and quicker than lightning ♪

How ♪

Are you keeping up

With me now ♪

You know I'm gonna have

no option till the end ♪

'Cause I came to win ♪

And nothing's

Gonna stop me now ♪

[cheering]

Yes! You nailed it!

Whoo-hoo! Way to go, Cassidy!

- Whoo-hoo!

- I came to win! ♪

[crowd cheering]

- [whinnying]

- I came to win! ♪

[announcer] And this year's

solo jumping champion

is Cassidy Birdwhistle riding Tornado!

[crowd cheering]

[chuckling] We did it, girl!

[announcer] A collaboration

between Carson and Birdwhistle stables,

Cassidy and Tornado shall now be presented

with the Diamond Saddle.

A collab?

When did this happen?

You two are not the only ones

with surprises.

Cassidy and I realized

that both our stables

would be stronger together,

ensuring a profitable venture

for years to come.

I know that we've asked

a lot of you this whole trip,

but can we ask one more favor?

Another favor?

Last one, we promise.

[hoofbeats pounding]

[whinnying]

You said it, Pepper.

I guess I am a horse girl

at heart, after all.

You just keep surprising me.

Hey, you wanna race?

You wanna race me?

Yeah! [chuckling]

Ready, set, go!

Hey! [laughing] That's cheating!

I'm improvising!

[laughing] H'yah!

[Lady Carson] Oh! [chuckling]

What happened to Renee?

She had to get back to Interpol.

She's getting extra credit

for helping bring in

an international jewel thief

and a horse thief.

How many interns can say that?

So, where are you off to now?

I think we have a bit

of a vacation to make up for.

We're all horsed up,

as far as I'm concerned.

I vote for the Fish and Chips Museum!

I hear the Mind the Gap

Immersive Experience is amazing.

It's like being on a real train!

Think we're good with trains, too.

[all laughing]

Thanks again

for letting us borrow your car!

Of course!

Oh! Goodbye!

[horn beeping]

[Brooklyn] Right side.

[Malibu] I am on the right side.

Oops. Right!

Uh, I mean, correct!

What are we listening to, Brooklyn?

I heard there's a new podcast

that's becoming really popular.

Something about horses?

Why don't we record a new one instead?

[all] Yeah!

Live from the British countryside,

welcome to the first episode

of Passport to Adventure.

I'm your co-host, Barbie

And I'm your other co-host, Barbie.

And I'm just Ken!

Ooh, can I be Marcus?

- [horses whinnying]

- Hey, check it out.

[Marcus] Adiós, horse-migos.

- [whinnying]

- [Ken] Bye, horsies!

Bye!

- [Ken] I'll miss you!

- [Marcus] Bye, Tornado!

Bye, Pepper!

[novelty horn beeping "Rule, Britannia"]

[mysterious theme music plays]