01x01 - Episode 1

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And welcome, folks, to NightTalk,

with me, Lawrence Brightway.

'The late night radio show

'for those of you who live in

the twilight hours.

'In the Hinterland, when the rest

of our beautiful city sleeps.

'So, if you've just clocked off,

you can't sleep,

'I don't know, you just wanna

get something off your chest,

'this, my friends,

is your safe space.'

Get involved, get dialling

on NightTalk.

'They're coming out on the streets,

vomiting, pissing, fighting.

'Young people, Lawrence,

they're out of control, wild.'

'And town of a weekend

is like Sodom and Gomorrah.

'Ask me, Lawrence, we're all

going to hell in a handcart.'

'They're all sex mad out there,

like what you'd see in a porno!'

All right, mate, steady on,

let's not get carried away, yeah?

'So half of them are off

their head on cocaine, Lawrence.

'They don't even try

and hide it anymore.

'They're just selling it

in our faces.'

'I wouldn't dream of going

near town anymore, Lawrence.

'I'd be scared

I wouldn't come home.'

'Sometimes, there's as many

as 20 of them.

'Swearing, drinking,

'urinating right outside

the front door.

'It goes on until all hours.'

'Doreen, it sounds like

you're a prisoner in your own home.'

'I tried calling the police,

the council,

'the housing association.

'They just fob me off.'

'It's a dereliction of duty.'

'Our city's ruined.

Nobody seems to give a sh*t anymore.

'I tell you now, I feel powerless

to do anything about it.

'I feel helpless, Lawrence.'

'Lawrence, you're the only person

'who seems to listen to people

like us.'

Well, you know me, Doreen.

I turn no-one away.

I always find the time

to help people that need it most.

'Thank you so much for your call,

my love.

'And you look after yourself, OK?

'Right, folks,

keep those calls coming in.'

Crosby, please, mate.

OK.

Jesus, mate.

The sights you see.

PASSENGER CHUCKLES

Dunno if they're in their dresses

tryna get out,

or out their dresses tryna get in.

So, busy night?

So-so.

sh*t.

Tony Conroy?

CHUCKLES

So this is what you're doing now -

driving a cab?

Yeah.

It wasn't right, you know?

The way they treated you.

The way they just bombed you out.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't blame you.

Wouldn't wanna talk about it either.

CHILDREN PLAYING

SOMBRE MUSIC

LAWRENCE: 'Sometimes, it can feel

'like we're just going through

the motions, right?

'Eat. Sleep. Work. Repeat.

'A constant grind,

like we're merely existing,

'rather than living.

'And that's for those of us

lucky enough to have jobs.

'Now, I know how many of you

are struggling

'with one thing or another

out there.

'Money. Mental health.

Relationships.

'I know how hard it can be to cope.

'How hard it can be

just to keep on going.'

It kind of intrigued me, you know.

Got me thinking

how, in this day and age,

someone can lose their job

because their face doesn't fit.

KICKS VENDING MACHINE

CHILDREN PLAYING

OUTSIDE

'But it makes you think, though,

doesn't it, folks?'

It makes you think, you don't know

what you've got until it's gone.

You dirty b*stard.

Are you looking at my t*ts?

SHOUTING AND BANGING

IN BACK OF TAXI

No, I'm not.

'I mean, you can find yourself

on the edge.

'You can find yourself

on the margins.

'All alone.

'But I am here for you.

'I understand. I get it,

because you know what,

'I have been there.

'Now your instinct may be

to tune out,

'close the curtains, hide away.

'But that just makes things worse.

'That's why, my friends,

we all need to stick together.'

SHOUTING AND BANGING

IN BACK OF TAXI

We need to listen to each other

..and protect the vulnerable.

'And those who have no-one

to look out for them.

'I've been in this business

quite some time,

'so I've been called many things

over the years.'

A sad sack.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Come on. Come on. Come on!

A boring tosser.

A complete waste of space.

It just makes your blood boil.

sh*t!

Good night, mate, and good riddance!

WOMEN TALKING ANGRILY

OUTSIDE

'It's what we used to refer to

as a stiff upper lip,

'being stoic, you know, soldier on.

'Whatever you do, for Christ sake

don't show any emotion.

'See, that's the problem, isn't it?

'You know, we've all been told

to bottle it up.

'To put a brave face on it.

To keep calm and carry on.

'But sometimes,

you just have to express yourself.

'You have to let it out.

'Because you know what happens

when we keep it all in?

'Festering and bubbling away.

'There comes a point

where it will all just explode!'

SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC

'Take a deep breath, dial back,

and let's talk about it.

'If you're out there, call me,

you know.

'I'm always here for you,

and I'm always ready to listen.'

BREATHES HEAVILY

'Get through,

there's some kind of bloody robot

'at the other end of the line,

am I right?

'Because essentially,

they are not interested in us'

DIAL TONE

'..the little people.

'They don't wanna engage,

or they don't wanna hear our woes.

'They just do not want to know.'

LADY ON PHONE: 'Hi. Who's calling,

and where you calling from?'

I'm Tony, er, a cab driver,

and I'm in Bootle.

'OK. Right,

we're putting you through now.

'Make sure your radio's turned down,

please.'

Yeah, OK.

LAWRENCE: 'Hello, and welcome back.

'And, er, tonight,

we've got a first-time caller.

'We have Tony.

And he's calling in from Bootle.'

You're live on air, Tony.

Welcome to the show.

BREATHING HEAVILY

'It's OK, Tony,

you're amongst friends.'

I, erm

I was, erm

It's OK, mate, you're doing well.

You're doing fine.

'Take your time.'

I was a teacher.

'OK, because, er,

some of the callers

'that have been calling earlier on

have been saying that teachers

'are actually part of the problem.'

Yeah, I was.

You know,

we were all paralysed with fear.

'Sorry?'

Being told how to teach,

and what to teach.

'Right, so what you're saying is,

it's the system at fault?'

Yeah.

'And when you say that

you were paralysed with fear, Tony.

'Fear of what?'

Ooh, you you know,

saying the wrong thing.

Being off message.

'Wow. That can't be healthy

for the teachers. Or the kids.'

Well, when you're not sure

of yourself, your standards drop,

and, erm, you know,

you let yourself down,

you let

you let other people down.

The kids, you know, the kids,

they pick up on that.

'What, and they start taking the,

like, the you know what?

'You know, because I remember

when I was at school,

'if you messed around, you were out

on your ear, mate. Quite literally.'

Yeah, but I was the one

who was out on his ear.

27 years loyal service,

so they could just throw me on

the scrapheap. So they

'OK, mate, just take a minute.'

It's obviously been

a very difficult time for you, mate.

And I'm guessing

it's still quite raw? Yeah.

'Probably hasn't been easy

to talk about.'

You know what, Tony,

I'm gonna call it in.

I think maybe we should

just leave it there.

'But that You know, that was

that was the thing.'

'The fact That'

That's what frustrated me most.

The fact that

that you couldn't talk to them.

'Them?'

Yeah, the leadership team.

Talk about a misnomer. Huh!

They were so up themselves,

they couldn't be bothered to listen.

'Well, that must've been tough,

Tony.'

A teacher for 27 years, I mean,

the one thing you're used to

and the one thing, presumably,

you'd expect is that

people would listen.

Yeah, well, you'd think so,

wouldn't you?

But when your face doesn't fit.

You lost your job

because your face didn't fit?

I think there must've been something

more to it than that, Tony?

'Uh, I'm really sorry, mate.

'We're gonna have to leave it there

and go straight to the news.

'But I really hope

you call in again.'

And listen, you rest assured,

I hear you. I really do, mate.

'It's been really nice talking

to you, my friend.'

Yeah. Yeah, and and you, mate.

Yeah.

'Take care, Tony. I appreciate you.'

And you know where we are.

Yeah.

Usual?

Er, yeah, please.

Slow night?

Homework.

I'm doing a foundation course.

I'm a bit of a science nerd.

Though I'm not sure

I'll ever get my head round

"the Properties of Matter".

Er, cup of tea

when you're ready, please, love.

Yeah.

Thanks.

How's it going?

It's OK.

Yeah?

You know, I've, er,

I've seen you round and about.

How long have you been in the job?

Oh, a few months.

Five years for me.

It feels like 20 years, though.

I I used to think

that Helmand was a shitshow.

Yeah.

Two tours of Afghanistan, so

ROB WHISTLES

What about you?

I was a teacher.

So, we've both been on

the front line, kinda thing.

Two teas.

Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.

Hey, d'you know,

her face lightens up

every time you walk in this place.

Yeah.

I'll get the teas.

£2.80, please.

Thanks.

You know it's funny, but, er,

you know night workers,

they remind me of the, er,

the fellas in the army.

There are those who have troubles,

and then there are those

who are trouble.

Which are you?

Oh, yeah.

MAN ON RADIO:

'My knowledge is my education.

'So what I think he meant was that

teachers aren't imaginative enough

'in the way they teach kids.

'You understand what I'm saying,

yeah?'

LAWRENCE: 'Or maybe, you know,

'they're not allowed

to be imaginative?

'It's all this negativity,

and it's easy to forget the impact

'that a great teacher

can actually have.'

'Yeah, I hear

what you're saying, Lawrence.'

'You know,

we had a new caller just last night.

'Tony.

He was a teacher for 27 years,

'and he was telling us how teachers

'are being told exactly how

and what to teach.

'So, you know, I

'maybe it's the system

that's at fault, not the teachers?'

There you go.

CARD MACHINE BEEPS

OK. That's it. Yeah. Great.

Look, erm

a good way

to start thinking about matter

is to think of all the different

materials and substances

that it can be made into.

LAUGHING: What?

I taught science.

You never said.

SHE CHUCKLES

OK, so

how about I pick your brains

sometime over a coffee?

Or a beer, maybe?

I'm buying.

OK.

Great.

You got your mobile?

I'll give you my number.

Thank you.

That's it.

Thanks.

Thank you.

Aye.

LAWRENCE: 'And, Roger,

let's not forget one thing that, er,

'is also a Christmas day staple.'

ROGER AND LAWRENCE: 'True Grit!'

'That's absolutely right, my friend!

'You know, honestly,

I can't tell you,

'the amount of times I've sat fatly

on my couch

'with a cheeky little something

in my hand, mate, honestly.'

ROGER: 'Been there, Lawrence.'

See, with cowboy films and why they

were so popular back in the day,

you knew who the good guys were

and who the bad guys were.

'You knew who to pull for.'

'Yeah. When did life become

so complicated, my friend?'

'Don't get me started

or we're gonna be here all night.

'So, to wrap things up,

here's a thought, folks.

'Maybe we should all believe in

ourselves a little more.

'Be a bit more John Wayne,

'a bit more Clint Eastwood,

'and maybe, just maybe life would be

a little less complicated.'

Westerns.

Hi, Rosa. It's Tony.

Just ringing about the coffee.

OK. OK, OK, OK.

DIAL TONE

'Hi, you've reached Rosa's phone.

'Please leave a message

after the beep.'

Hello, it's, erm

It's It's Tony from the cafe.

I'm just ringing about that, erm,

that coffee.

So, erm

If, er, if you pick this up,

then, er

Yeah. OK. Bye. Bye. Bye.

PHONE VIBRATES

Hello?

'I'm calling because

you've been randomly selected

'to take part in our'

Take my name off your list!

And don't f

And don't call back!

CHUCKLES

SIGHS

LAWRENCE: 'And, er,

we have a new caller.

'We've got Tony.

He's in Liverpool City Centre.

'So what's on your mind, Tony?'

Erm

We, er, we spoke last night.

'Yes! Of course we did, Tony.'

You're the teacher of 27 years,

am I right?

Hey, you remember!

'Yeah, of course, I remember. Yeah.

'Because, you know,

you said something, Tony,

'that's really stuck with me.'

It was you saying that, uh,

that your face didn't fit.

'It kind of intrigued me,

you know, got me thinking.'

Er, well, you know, I'm touching 56,

top of the pay scale.

OK?

Not quite sure I follow, mate.

Well, erm, they can get some kid

straight out

of teacher training college,

pay them half the money.

'So, it's about the money?'

Well, money's just a stick

they beat you with.

But they keep beating you,

and they keep beating you.

Until you don't know

who you are anymore.

You know, you

you lose your self-respect

..your self-worth.

And everything that goes

And everything that goes with it,

you know?

'I'm very sorry to hear that, Tony.'

So this wasn't really about money.

It was about your age, right?

'Yeah, well, that's part of it.'

Nowadays, you know,

you have to be, erm

'You've got to be a what?'

Well, you have to be

a certain type of person.

And what type of person is that?

'Erm'

Well, how about someone

who's the complete opposite of me?

'OK, fine, sure.'

REVELLERS CLAMOURING

No!

Lawrence, mate, I'll have to go.

Er, I got a fare.

LAWRENCE LAUGHS

'Folks, that's what

I absolutely love about this show.

'It's completely bonkers.'

You know, you never know

what's coming next.

What about Ravi? Where's Ravi?

Rav? Rav?

CLAMOURING

Hello, Ravi.

'I really don't wanna know

what's going on

'in the back of the taxi, Tony.

'Tony, Tony, listen, mate,

you have a good one.'

Yeah.

'Been lovely talking to you.'

Yeah, all right, mate, and you.

'What's the old saying, Lawrence?'

'Erm, lucky at cards,

unlucky in love?'

Right, well, that sums me up.

'Oh, mate, it sounds like you've had

a right old time of it.'

'Yeah. She even took the cat.'

'Oh, bloody hell.

'You know what,

hang in there, big fella.

'Plenty more fish in the sea.

'The right one will come along soon,

I guarantee you.'

'Thanks, mate. I hope so.'

'Oh, you know, by the way, Jack,

do you play a lot of cards, mate?'

'Not really, no.'

OMINOUS MUSIC

Ow!

SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC

LAWRENCE IN TONY'S HEAD:

'Because you know what happens

'when you keep it all in.

'There comes a point

when you just explode!'

There you go.

OK?

Piece of sh*t.

Who is he?

Ste. My ex.

Oh, right.

I know.

I'm sorry I didn't call you.

Oh, no, that's OK.

I had to turn my phone off

cos he was being a dickhead.

Where'd you meet him?

When I first came to Liverpool,

I was working behind a bar.

I had no friends. I was lonely.

He was nice to me to begin with,

and then he became this f*cking

I told him it was over,

but he won't leave me alone.

Have you called the police?

SCOFFS

There was a fight outside here

the other night.

A fella had a knife.

I called the police -

it took them over an hour to come.

Why would they be interested in me?

The police can't help.

It'd be different

if I was back home in Wales.

What, cos of the local police?

Why would I go to the police

when I've got two brothers

to protect me?

DOOR OPENS

Thanks.

'They're painting frigging rainbows

on panda cars

'instead of taking criminals

off the street.'

LAWRENCE: 'So rainbows don't appeal

to your sense of aesthetic then,

'Ian, I take it?'

'Only if there's a pot of gold

at the end of them, Lawrence.'

LAUGHS

Thanks, mate. Er, now listen, folks,

you know,

keep those calls coming in.

Oh, and welcome back, Tony.

Lawrence, we all know

there are good guys and bad guys.

Yeah, but it's not as simple

as that anymore, is it, Tony?

'That's my point. It should be.'

I bet the average bobby on the beat,

right,

just wants to get on with his job

and lock up the bad guys?

Well, that's my point exactly, mate.

There are no bobbies on the beat.

Yeah, that's because

the people who make the rules

and all the other stuff

they ram down our throats,

they've forgotten that the police

aren't there to serve them,

they're here to serve us.

'The taxpayers.'

Exactly.

Did you know who I worked for

when I was teaching? The kids.

If they thought I was doing

a good job,

that was good enough for me.

And, by the way,

I was doing a bloody good job.

Listen, my friend. Listen, Tony,

I don't doubt it, at all.

You know what?

You've absolutely nailed it

yet again.

'Because from the moment I started

this job, my job,

'I've been saying

exactly the same thing.'

It's you lot out there

that I work for - the listeners.

Not the station. Not the controller

or some accountant somewhere

that might be paying my cheques

every month,

but it's you lot who pay my wages.

Yeah. And we'll be the ones

who'll judge

if you're doing a good job.

And that's exactly how it should be,

mate.

And we'll let you know

when it's time for you to go

by switching off the radio.

CHUCKLES

Steady on, Tony.

'Listen,

let's not get carried away here.

'Speaking of jobs, Tony, I mean,

you've gotta have some stories.

'So go on. Go on, don't be shy,

give us your best one.'

God, mate, I Pfft. I don't know.

Mate, teaching in

a Liverpool secondary school,

it must have been a riot.

I mean that quite literally.

'Erm'

Well, I was I suppose

there was a time that the, er,

the Year 11s locked me in

a store cupboard

for an hour-and-a-half.

There we go!

Cheeky little scallywags.

It was their leaving do

present to me

before they went off

and did their GCSEs.

How many years ago was this?

It was about, er,

I don't know, about three years?

So that would make them

about, what, 19, 20 now?

So, come on, Tone, give us the name.

'Who was the ringleader?

Just in case they're listening.'

'Gotta hear their side of the story.

'Give them the right to reply.

'Tony?

'Tony?

'Ah, I think we lost him, folks.

'Interesting chat, though, Tony.'

'If you get a chance, mate,

call me back,

'you know where we are.

'Honestly, guys, you simply must

must, must tune in tomorrow night.

'Now, folks, I'm going to play you

a special tribute.'

SNIFFLES

PANTING

SOMBRE MUSIC

BLEEPS

TAPS CARD

For f*ck sake!

And welcome back.

We're still with World w*r II vet,

Albert Collins.

So tell me, you must have lost

so many friends, Albert?

Young men gave their lives.

'The way I saw it, Lawrence,

'I was doing my duty.

'Not just for my country,

'but also for my pals

who I was fighting alongside.'

'When you look back, mate

'..how does it make you feel?'

'Proud to have known them.

'And proud to have called them

my friends.'

KNOCK ON WINDOW,

DOOR OPENS

Sorry, give us a sec.

CLEARS THROA

MAN: Just jumped in a cab.

OK, mate, where?

West Derby Road.

I'm just talking to the cabbie.

Yeah, mate,

I'm heading up her direction now.

Nah. She has.

She has proper done me in.

f*cking talking back to me

like she's someone.

With a shitty little cafe job.

Nah, she's gonna pay, mate.

And I am gonna enjoy

every little f*cking minute.

Anyway, no-one's gonna miss her,

are they?

No-one who cares.

CHUCKLES

Yeah.

See you later.

Stop here.

STE LAUGHS MENACINGLY

Shithouse.

SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC

LAWRENCE IN TONY'S HEAD: 'We all

need to stick together on this

'and protect the vulnerable.'

DIAL TONE

'Hi, you've reached Rosa's phone.

'Please leave a message

after the beep.'

Hi, Rosa, it's me.

Look, I-I-I just let Ste in

the back of the cab.

I don't know if he was on something,

but, erm,

just stay clear, OK?

DIAL TONE

sh*t!

'Hi, you've reached Rosa's phone.

'Please leave a message

after the beep.'

Hi, it's me again.

Look, I'm just heading over

to the cafe,

so just sit tight, yeah?

Oh, and, erm, best not go outside.

I'll be there in ten.

THUD

THUMPING

f*ck!

f*ck!

f*ck 'em!

Oh, sh*t.

GRUNTS

Oh, no, no.

DIAL TONE

'Hi, you've reached Rosa's phone.

'Please leave a message

after the beep.'

Ro Rosa. Yeah, it's me, erm

Er, look, give me a call

when you get this message, OK?

'Well, Lawrence,

if we didn't stand up for each other

'on the b*ttlefield, people died.

'Our friends died.

'My friends died.'

LAWRENCE: 'I mean, you often

hear people talk about, er,

'matter of life and death,

'but this truly was a case

of exactly that.

'You either do something,

or someone really will die.'

Hey. Why's the cafe closed?

I don't know, er

One of the lads said Rosa

didn't turn up for work, so

Oh, sh*t.

Er, she might be in trouble.

What sort of trouble?

Her ex. This fella called Ste.

He's bad news, mate.

Do you know where she lives?

I'm I'm not sure.

Somewhere up past erm, erm,

Hope Street.

What about the bloke who owns

the place? Will he know?

I don't know. It's, er,

it's the middle of the night,

and I'm f*cking shattered, OK?

So, good luck.

Is that it? You were in the forces!

And?

I thought that

Whoa, whoa, hang on.

You thought what?

That That you'd know how to deal

with someone like this

this Ste fella.

I don't I I barely know you.

Please, mate.

Just tell me what to do, 'ey?

Hey, listen.

You know when I close my eyes

in the dark

..I see things

that I don't wanna see, right?

And I don't wanna ever see them

ever again.

That's why I work nights.

But you know those two types

of people

that I told you about

the other night?

This other fella. He's trouble.

And I-I-I don't know

Whatever trouble you've got,

I have no idea, but

..do you really want to add to them?

Do you?

You need to turn around,

get in that cab, sit in the rank,

and keep your head down.

Do you hear me?

Do you hear me?

Hm?

LAWRENCE: 'We're still being

absolutely swamped

'with texts about the incredible

World w*r II vet,

'the indomitable Mr Albert Collins.

'Great interview, and the work

Albert still does for charity

'and his local community is amazing.

'We've got one here, it is, er

It says, er, Moira from Crosby,

' "Albert! What a man!

' "An inspiration and proud to be

able to call him one of our own."

'Hear, hear, Moira. Nice one.

'Er, Tommy from Kirkby,

' "If there were more fellas

like Albert,

' "the world wouldn't be in

the mess it is in today."

'I second that, mate,

I second that.'

Now this one, this one,

really, er, this one struck a chord.

And a lot of you are saying

exactly the same thing.

"If a man in his 90s can still help

those in need, then maybe,

"just maybe a few more of us

should get off our big fat backsides

"and follow by his example."

'And that's the crux of it,

isn't it?

'What we desperately need

is more people like Albert.

'More people to stand up

for those in need.

'People willing to fight

for what is right.

'If you see someone struggling,

reach out.

'If you see someone in danger,

don't stand idly by, do something.'

'So what gives him the right

'to tell people

how to live their lives?'

Oh, here we go.

I don't think he was telling anyone

actually how to live

their lives, mate, you know?

'It's not what

it sounded like to me.'

'There is such a thing

as giving people

'the benefit of your experience,

if you know what I mean?'

'What, cos he fought in

some poxy w*r years ago?'

'What do you mean some poxy w*r,

mate?'

'Shut up, lad.

Have you heard yourself?'

He fought against Hitler

and n*zi Germany for Christ's sake!

He fought for your freedom, son!

'He fought for your freedom,

my freedom, all of our freedoms!

'So jumped-up little twerps like you

could go on radio shows

'and speak their mind without fear

of persecution or prosecution.'

'Oh, why don't you piss off?

Seriously, piss off!'

'Anyway, what is it exactly you do,

you non-entity,

'apart from sitting around

on your fat arse all day

'doing absolutely nothing?

'And you've got the bloody cheek

to go ahead and judge people.

'You've got no respect for anybody

or anything,

'and I for one am sick'

'You're pressin' my buttons.'

LAWRENCE IN TONY'S HEAD:

'Don't stand idly by, do something.

'Do something! Do something!'

PANICKED BREATHING

GURGLES

PANICKED BREATHING

No, no.

Oh, please, God, no.

PANICKED BREATHING

Tony Conroy? I'm DS Marshall.

Can we come in?

I warned you, didn't I,

to stay out of it?

I know what sort of man he is,

but he doesn't deserve this.

Do you know the victim?

Only what I've heard.

'The only way to deal with rats

is to exterminate them!'

And you're saying

that makes him fair game?

'Too bloody right it does, yeah!'

Needs some body work done.

Yeah, it was a dog.

Must have been a big dog.

So what's gonna happen now?

What do you care?

There is a genuine bond

between me and my audience.

That I could be that person

they could talk to

that would listen.

I could be that friend in need.

I was just thinking about

the person who did this to him.

What do you mean?

Well, they need to be found

before they do the same thing

to someone else.