01x03 - The Art of Advertising

[bunniefuu]

The case that I'm presenting today

is that of a young man,

30 years old,

and he was recently diagnosed

A RARE MALIGNANT HEART TUMOR

CARDIAC ANGIOSARCOMA

with angiosarcoma of the heart.

If you get anxious or anything,

go ahead and push that button, okay?

Got it.

[doctor] We completed the diagnosis

using an EKG, a CAT scan, an MRI,

cardiac catheterization and a biopsy.

- [MRI beeps]

- You all right in there?

I'm fine. I just I wanna make sure

that that it's working right.

Yes, it works. You just relax.

Okay. I'm sorry, okay?

- All good.

- All right.

After informing the patient,

it was then proposed

that he should have open-heart surgery

as it would be the best method

of removing the tumor,

based on its characteristics.

And after that, we began pre-op testing.

[MRI beeps]

- Yes? What is it?

- Question. This is safe, right?

- Yes, it is, completely.

- A hundred percent?

Yes, it's all good.

And you're behind

all that bulletproof glass?

As you can see,

this procedure is quite aggressive.

- [MRI beeps]

- Now what's the problem?

I'm a little anxious.

And I wasn't earlier. It's just I am now.

In other words,

there's an extreme risk that it fails

And the patient doesn't survive it.

Extreme risk you wouldn't survive it?

You didn't tell me that. Hey.

I mean, 60% maybe.

The nurse told me that it was like 70%.

[Edu] Dude, I had it in my head as 60.

I guess because 60 is more or less 50.

And, sh*t, dude,

50 is really not that bad.

- Fifty's glass half full, essentially.

- But you said 70% was good.

On what f*cking planet is 70 good, Raúl?

Seriously?

Don't yell. This is embarrassing enough.

I didn't say anything in percentages.

I'm not a fan of talking in those terms.

So, then, is it better?

No, no, no, no. I wouldn't say that.

There's a probable margin.

Man, this guy's frigid.

Do you see how cold he is?

Look, I understand your frustration,

but try to get my position.

I deliver awful news every single day.

I get you, man. I'm sure it's not easy

for you to do all day, every day.

Telling all your patients

"cancer this," "cancer that," whatever.

Which is why you had to build up

this icy exterior.

I mean, a robot

has more emotional intelligence.

I bet when you get home from work at night

and throw down all your things,

- you're all, "Honey, it's me!"

- Actually, I'm divorced.

And suddenly everything

you dealt with all day hits you.

Yelling and tears.

"I should've cut there and not here!"

- "Why couldn't I have saved that kid?"

- I don't work with children.

Honestly, your job must really suck.

- Are you finished? Hmm?

- Yeah.

We'll be operating within a week

at the latest, Raúl, all right?

- Within a week?

- Well, hey, a week is plenty of time.

There's a whole bunch of stuff, Raúl,

that we we can do.

Isn't that right, doctor?

And we can just list it all down.

- Yes. Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We'll just totally pack your schedule

so there's no time

to think about, you know,

much at all, right?

You obviously haven't read any

of the psychological support brochures,

so I'll give you some more, okay?

Sure, great, more brochures.

You're clearly not paying to get those.

Just try to stay calm.

The lists are a good idea.

But I'd advise you spend time

with your loved ones.

It's important psychologically.

I imagine you told everyone close to you?

- Your parents, your siblings and all?

- Hmm, I'm an only child.

And my mother I was trying

to find the right time to tell her.

- Well, that's all your choice.

- [Raúl] Yeah. Yeah, I know.

- You have one week.

- [Edu] It's all good.

Your friends are the family you choose,

and you're more than set with me, dude.

And we'll stay positive, you know?

We can beat this thing.

- Thanks a lot, doc. Huh?

- That's it?

Let's go. Yeah.

Grab those brochures. Let's bounce.

- Man alive.

- Thank you.

["TIK TAK",

David Menéndez López]

LOVE YOU TO DEATH

[Ana] I'll see you next week, then, okay?

You really don't need

to come in every week.

Yep, got it, but I'll see you next week.

Marta?

Hey! [chuckles] Hey, sis. How's it goin'?

Why are you here?

I, uh I got a, you know, an STD.

I mean, I've got, um, uh, warts

on my, uh, well, all over, you know.

I mean, it's like I'm having a party

in in my underwear.

It's spicy. Like it's Taco Tuesday.

Someone poured two liters of Tabasco

in this vag*na.

- You know? It's

- Marta Martínez?

Yes, yeah.

Why don't we go see

how your little chickpea's doing.

Eee! [chuckles]

"Chickpea!" Did you hear that?

She's got a nickname for my warts.

Seriously, "Little chickpeas." It's

Like I was making curry.

Just one second. Ana? Ana! Ana!

You wanna stop making me

chase you in the streets?

I'm only going slow

to let you win, you know.

Are you pregnant?

You were gonna abort it

and not tell me at all?

No. I wasn't gonna abort it.

- For now, okay?

- Well, why not tell me anything?

'Cause I didn't wanna talk about it,

or need to think about it,

discuss it even.

What's to discuss if you know

you don't want a kid, though?

- Or you want a kid?

- I don't know yet, Ana.

I'm not sure, you know?

But it could very well

be my last chance to be a mother.

Marta, you can't have a kid

because you feel like time is running out.

- That's not the deal.

- Oh, no? Really?

- No, it really isn't.

- What is the deal, then?

Tell me what it is.

Because my entire life you've been saying

to grow up and be serious.

Now I might do this,

but that's not it either?

Marta, you either want it or you don't.

Like I know what I want, Ana!

What are you saying?

I don't even know what underwear to put on

every morning or what I'm gonna eat!

PRO-LIFE NATIONAL MARCH

- I don't have to know it all.

- Just relax, okay?

I was just saying that if you decided

not to, that I'd support you. That was it.

No, no, I don't want your support.

Well, I really don't care if you do

or not. I'm supporting you either way.

Of course, all of us are here to help you.

It's not your only option.

No, it's not your only option,

but it's the best one.

You know what, Ana? I don't think you're

"supporting." You wanna argue with me.

But you came here to abort it.

What are you saying?

I'm here to get some information.

I came to inform myself.

And here's all the information you need

about life and and how to defend it.

Right. The information that I need.

The information I need.

"We pray for the end"

Wait. What the f*ck is this sh*t?

It's no simple thing

to discard a human life.

I get it. No matter how tiny it is, right?

Uh, all right. [chuckles]

Why don't we just stop right here?

I'm giving you three seconds

to leave my sister alone. Do you hear me?

Because, as you can see, I'm pregnant.

[chuckles]

And I can assure you,

you don't wanna make me angry.

Because I'm like a f*cking time b*mb

waiting to go off. Got it?

It's been three months

since I've seen my own two feet, okay?

I'm in pain taking a sh*t,

or sitting or standing.

I have stretch marks, cellulite.

My a*s is enormous.

My t*ts are also enormous.

And my very soul aches.

And I swear on my baby's life,

the one that's in here right now,

that won't even let me breathe,

that all of this rage that I got,

I'm gonna take it and give you

the Hadouken of your lives.

I swear I'll birth this f*cking baby

that's sucking my life out of me

in in the middle of the prison yard!

Are we clear about that?

- Forgive me.

- And f*ck off, m*therf*cker!

- [sighs] Please, can we speak calmly?

- Well, I gotta go to work.

- You're going to work now?

- Yes, I work all day, every day.

- Marta. Marta.

- You know that.

- No, you need to go home and think.

- I'll think at work.

[sighs]

What part of "f*ck off"

wasn't clear to you?

- Yes, ma'am. We're going, we're going.

- [line ringing]

"CANCER IS NO

A SOLITARY JOURNEY"

WE HEAR YOU

CALL US WHENEVER YOU NEED

[line ringing, clicks]

- [clerk] Hello, good morning.

- Hi.

Can I come in to get support this week?

- We don't have anything until next month.

- Wait. When?

No, no, I need to come in this week.

I'm positive, yeah.

Are you serious?

No, no, I can't wait that long.

I'm so sorry.

No, no, listen, I get it.

I do. I understand.

But wait a minute.

I'm not I mean, you're

Would you mind calling back next month?

Uh

All right. Yeah. Sorry.

- I'll call back another time, then.

- Thank you so much.

Or not.

[sighs]

I'm Raúl from the funeral home.

Wanna hang out today?

"Wanna hang out tomorrow?

Might be my last night on Earth."

"Wanna hang out tomorrow?"

[electronic music playing

through headphones]

[gasps] Christ! You scared the sh*t

out of me, Iveth. What are you doing?

Teaching myself.

Nobody else teaches me anything.

I need to finish this thing

in peace, okay? Okay?

That That means don't stare.

Goodbye, my dears. Ta-ta for now.

Have a wonderful weekend.

- Tons of fun. All that jazz.

- Hey, Nicolas Cage, where are you off to?

- Uh, going away for the weekend.

- The weekend? Tomorrow's Wednesday.

Well, I'm renting a boat and taking my

family to the French Riviera to sail it.

Hmm. The French Riviera. Cool.

Some friends of mine

were actually drowned.

Holy sh*t. That's disturbing.

Anyway, the boat's nearly 20 feet long,

with a humongous mast,

and I have no f*cking idea

how to sail the thing, but, uh, it

You wanna take a little walk, kiddo?

Up, up, up.

Huh? It's 12:30. You have to head down

to that Rius Laboratories spot right now.

Those people are idiots, and you're

really the only person they'll deal with.

- What spot?

- Uh, the Ventoflat ad.

- The "not all gases are noble" spot.

- Holy sh*t. f*ck, yes.

They're having a horrible sh**t today.

I got, like, 200 messages.

I'm gonna need someone to visit the set

and get everyone to calm down.

- No. No, no, no, no.

- Yes. You're the best here.

I need to finish this presentation

for the thing tomorrow,

then do the one for Thursday, okay?

- I need to reflect on a few things

- Look, Marta,

do you wanna get

the Creative Director promotion or not?

- Yes.

- You also want time for your reflecting.

You can't have everything.

And you're gonna pass up

the opportunity of a lifetime

if you don't go visit them on set.

Wonderful. Perfect, Nano.

Sweetheart, I have a family.

I have a wife and a son.

I have to take them on excursions.

Do you really think that's how

I wanna spend the weekend? No way.

I'd rather stay out and go partying

with you, but I have responsibilities.

You know, you're free. Enjoy your life.

Go out, party, all night if you want,

but, first, go visit the set

and stop being a pain in the a*s.

Okay, you guys!

Let's all get back to work shitbirds.

Hey, hey, hey. Look,

the "shitbird" thing was a joke, okay?

Don't go trying to sue me later on.

- And I'm talking to you, Lucas.

- That's Mario.

- Mario.

- And, by the way, how old are you, kid?

- Fifteen.

- Nearly 16.

- He's a minor.

- Well, we'll fire him when he's 18.

Goodbye, my dears.

Be well, boys and girls.

I don't know.

I can't think of anything, really.

I don't believe

there's nothing you'd like to do.

- No idea.

- Check it out.

If it was me who was asked the question,

a thing I would like to do that

I've never done would be a glory hole.

- What are your thoughts?

- What is that?

You go and stick it in a random hole,

and you don't know who's receiving,

and your imagination goes nuts.

- It's hilarious, dude.

- I don't wanna stick my d*ck anywhere.

Dude, how are you this boring?

Fine, then we'll do it like everyone else

and bust a Google search.

All right, come on. Let's see. Here we go.

How about this one?

"Fifty things to do before you die."

And you're not dying, but, you know,

there are things you should do

because they're rad, and, you know

- Just in case.

- Just in case.

"Get your hair colored

or shave it all off."

That I did that one for you already.

One down.

- [laughs]

- Okay, look.

"Start a project from scrat"

Probably not that one.

- Oh, hey.

- What?

How about if we go buck wild

at a swingers' club, dude?

- Hell, no.

- No, we don't have to do stuff together.

You go over there, I'm over here,

then we meet in the common area

- and parlay for analysis.

- No.

Okay, okay.

"Live in another country for a year."

- It's a bit late to move now, right?

- [groans]

Uh Hey. You ever tried poppers?

Again with the drugs.

I don't want any more drugs.

Don't judge, dude.

You're always judging with the drugs.

Relax. It's no big deal.

Oh, wait. Here, look.

"Act in a show as an extra."

- An extra?

- Yeah.

- Why?

- To experience show business a little.

Damn, the red carpet,

chillin' with celebs.

It's totally bitchin'.

And plus, the cinema lives on.

[groans]

Well, all right, then. We've got it.

Get up. We've got work to do.

So, then, like where are we going?

It's f*cking Barcelona. They're

all filming all over the city, dude.

Remember that chick, Fabi?

- She worked online bingo when I did.

- No.

Well, her sister has this agency

that does extra casting.

I'll get her on the phone right now

and I'm producing already.

This is it, kid. This is showbiz.

Fabi.

[technician] Coming through.

[director] Sorry, but this is what

we approved for the storyboard.

[client] There wasn't anything said

about sh**ting during the day,

and, honestly, who takes pills like that

to help flatulence in the daytime?

I take 'em in the morning,

and it's really fantastic.

- Would you like to see our study?

- No, no, you're the expert, sir.

Hello, guys. How's everyone doing?

What's the problem here?

Look, I really don't care how you do it,

but I want the spot

to look like it's nighttime.

- We got that?

- [Marta] Make it look like nighttime.

Great. Well, the witching hour

is nearly here, so you need to start.

No, Marta. It's really not that close yet.

That's good, Spielberg. No problem, okay?

Listen, uh, if you guys want,

we'll call off the sh**t for today,

we'll send everyone home

and come back tomorrow.

Perfect. Sure.

But bear in mind that someone is gonna

have to pay for the sh**t tomorrow.

And in this case,

that someone is you, the client,

because you agreed to the contract

and you accepted the plans to sh**t.

Your call, guys.

We don't wanna pay more.

Of course you don't wanna pay more.

It's not necessary, right?

- Come on, fellas. Let's get back to it.

- Yeah, perfect.

- Let's get in position and get started.

- Let's sh**t this.

- [assistant] Hi there. Here you go.

- [Raúl] Hello.

- [Edu] Ah, thank you.

- That's the script.

Hang on. It's a commercial, Edu.

"Ventoflat"?

Oh, sh*t. It's a fart commercial.

[exhales] Seriously?

It's a fart commercial?

Hey, just be glad

Fabi's sister got us on set, okay?

I don't think the writer of that list

meant extra work like this.

What did you think?

Your first day's on Game of Thrones?

It's showbiz.

It's a marathon, not a sprint.

You have to work your way up slowly.

You have to hone your skills

and create a name.

I don't want everyone to remember me

as the gassy guy.

No way. You're not the guy who has gas.

You're just in the background

doing the things they say to do.

[crew muttering]

- It's Marta.

- Listen, I'm gonna go speak to them.

- No way! This is incredible.

- Yeah, it's her.

Showbiz and romance?

Two birds in one stone.

All right, listen to me. First go

over there, right, and run your lines.

Tell her that you're an actor.

Obviously, man, these actors are flirting

and getting laid and all that, dude.

- And she

- Edu. Relax, okay?

Last time I took your advice,

I ended up on drugs and in the hospital.

- Give it a rest.

- Fine, fine, dude. Just chill.

- I'll go, all right? Chill.

- Go where?

To steal a sandwich and go home.

A f*cking fart commercial, dude.

The catering is a joke here, good buddy.

"Oh, you wanted a chicken veggie

bocadillo?" No, none left.

It's better in prison, isn't it?

This is really bad. Ugh.

- You went to prison?

- A few times, yeah.

- No way!

- Sure. But it was as an extra.

- Ah.

- So, that show, Cell 211?

- You seen it?

- Yeah.

Well, when everything starts to pop off,

the guy that's sitting behind the guy

behind Tosar, yours truly.

- Hot dang!

- Yeah, and I had to shave my head.

I think that's why

you don't really recognize, you know

Oh.

Well, Bernat Rubira, actor.

- Nice!

- Yeah, supporting actor and all that.

- So cool.

- Yeah.

But you need to relax a little bit, okay?

I mean, look at these guys.

- You can't lose your cool right now. I

- Marta!

- Hey!

- What's up?

What are you doing here?

So, now you're an extra?

Well, yeah. I mean, it's not It's a

part of the whole trying new things stuff.

Right. You're still trying

to be another guy?

No, I guess I was curious and

I prefer movies, if I'm being honest.

I try not to do

too many of these commercials

'cause it's it's really exhausting.

Is this your very first time sh**ting?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, I can tell.

- You want a little advice?

- Sure, yeah.

Try not to get noticed very much.

And then tomorrow,

they'll definitely call you back.

Right. All right.

There are little tricks

you pick up along the way.

Anything you need from me,

just ask, buddy.

Right on.

- Hey, just one more thing.

- Sure.

Would you mind grabbing me

a Coca-Cola there?

I already had two,

and it's just don't want these guys

to think that I'm, you know

Look, I'll grab you a sandwich

and a Coke. How does that sound? Okay?

- Make it a Zero.

- Yeah, of course, right. A Zero.

- Right on.

- [Marta] So how's the new experience?

- Well, so far, it's, um, pretty shitty.

- [chuckles]

Yeah, it gets overly romanticized.

It's probably on one of those

bullshit lists, you know,

that's got, like, 50 things to do

before you die, right?

You'd, like, have to be

like a complete a*s-head

if you wanted to do this before you died.

[laughs] Yeah, yeah.

Completely right. a*s-head.

[assistant director] Okay, people.

Background, we need you over here.

Oh, they need you over there.

You have to go with them to set.

Over here, please, all right?

You too. Let's go, buzzkill, with us.

- The buzzkill? Is that, uh, me?

- Yeah, probably the look you're making.

- Yeah?

- I don't know. [chuckles]

Okay, okay, okay.

Uh, well, I'll see you in a little while.

See you later.

[assistant director] All right, people,

are we clear on everything?

We're having fun, okay?

Everyone know what they have to do?

I wanna see energy here, and movement.

You're animated, you're fun, all of that.

You guys'll cross over here, and you

guys'll cross this way on "action," okay?

Same thing on this side, but you're

not crossing, just flowing, all right?

And let's see you What was your name

again? Whatever, I don't care.

Okay, you'll stand right here,

and on "action,"

you walk over here and wait for her, okay?

You got all that, buddy?

- Yes. Uh-huh.

- Perfect, okay.

I really don't like repeating things.

All right, everyone?

Okay, guys, stay focused. I wanna

get this in one take, all right? Camera!

And three, two, one. And action.

[phone rings]

- Wait. What's he doing? Come on.

- Really sorry. Sorry. I screwed up.

- Cut it! Cut it!

- What did I say about your cell phones?

- All phones off. Please, guys.

- Yes? Yes?

Raúl, I'm calling

just because I wanted to say,

well, I kind of felt bad

about how we left things.

Yeah, and maybe

I was a little unfair to you,

but I also have to think about myself

and my own mental health.

- Right?

- No, it's all good.

It's totally fine. Gina, it's all right.

And even though it's painful,

sometimes it's the brave thing to do

when you know it's time to be done.

Yeah. And you need to be done now, right?

- Why are you whispering?

- Oh, no, I I wasn't. I No.

Well, even though we're no longer

walking the same path together,

I, uh, I need to make a quick stop at

your house because I forgot the air fryer.

Uh, all right.

I I'm not there right now,

but Edu Edu's there.

Yeah, go ahead and take

whatever you want, okay?

[assistant director]

Everybody back to one! Let's go!

"Everybody back to one"?

Look, we can't change the actor now.

Think about it.

- We've been here all f*cking day.

- [Marta] Okay, guys.

- I'm going back to the office.

- What? No, no, you can't leave now.

- Wait. Because the actor isn't working.

- How do you mean?

The whole thing is, the guy needs

to look sad, and this guy does not.

But you guys had approved

all the actors that we chose, yeah?

Yeah, it's one thing to see him

on a screen test.

It's totally different in person.

Sorry, I just overheard you accidentally,

and, well, if a sad face

is what you need, then

- Sorry, who are you exactly?

- Bernat Rubira.

- Extra and supporting actor.

- [Marta] Yeah.

- I was in Cell 211.

- Uh-huh.

- [Marta] Yeah.

- When everything gets really bad,

the guy that's behind the guy

that's behind Tosar, I did that.

Uh, great. How about this guy?

Hang on a minute.

This guy's even better. This guy.

The phone guy? Come on.

This guy was just an extra.

- I want an actor, understand? An actor.

- Okay, fine? Carlos, just relax, okay?

- Please, just Uh

- Bernat.

Bernat. Yeah, thanks.

Okay, we'll give you a call. Yes, yes.

All right, we're here

to create solutions, okay?

We're here to make sure our clients

are fully and completely satisfied

with how we sell their anti-flatulence

pills or what have you.

Well, yeah, that's what we want.

- There's no need for condescension.

- Condescension? All right.

- I'm gonna find you that guy, all right?

- [Carlos] Yeah. Good, great.

[Marta] Let's see where he's at.

- Where are you, R

- Here.

- No, the other guy.

- Ah.

Someone else, okay? Yes, uh

Raúl.

- Hey.

- How's it going, Buzzkill? Hi.

- Fine.

- Yeah?

I'm sorry about earlier,

that whole thing with the

No, no. I thought it was hilarious.

- Right.

- How How's it going? You having fun?

- Mmm.

- Yeah?

It's quite an experience. Yeah, it's cool.

Hey, well, great, that's awesome to hear,

because your experience is about to go

from cool to premium.

- Premium?

- Yes.

The client is in love with you.

I'm mean, he's truly mesmerized,

and he wants you to play the lead

instead of the real actor.

Wait. I'd I'd play the lead?

Yes! Yeah. Just like Joseba,

the windshield guy.

And you know the bald guy

who does the Christmas lottery?

- We'll, you're gonna be Raúl

- f*cking no way.

- the guy who takes Ventoflat.

- No. No f*cking way.

No, I'm not acting as the dude who farts.

You're not gonna All right.

These guys aren't gonna leave

until you do this commercial.

They're gonna keep us here

the entire night if you don't do this ad.

You'll make more money today than

the whole month of your normal job.

Not to mention, I'm just having

the absolute worst day ever.

Please. Please, I'm begging you.

Even if it's only for me.

For all of us. So we can go home.

Hmm? Raúl, please, for us.

Please.

Fine, I will, as long as you cut that out.

God, thanks.

[sighs] Okay, what's the deal?

[makeup artist] Under the eyes.

- What the hell? Not even an actor.

- A little more.

Nepotism is f*cked, you know?

And I think we're good. How's that?

Mmm, you don't think

you overdid him a little?

- Yeah?

- He looks like he's about to die.

They told me to make it look like he's

emaciated, more or less, I mean, so

Yeah, emaciated is one thing.

Bordering on terminally ill is, well

- I'll bring it down.

- Great, but on set, all right?

We need to start filming. Let's go.

Leave your phone here

so it doesn't ring again.

Let's do this.

[line ringing]

[Edu] I was just with him.

He's on set filming as an extra.

He's not gonna answer.

Raúl, who's scared

to take money out of an ATM

because there's a camera

recording it, sure.

Well, because it's a thing you have to do

once in your life at least.

Bungee jumping or a glory hole.

- A what?

- Nothing.

I just don't get it. Raúl wasn't an extra

when he was with me, Edu.

Well, folks change, right, Georgina?

[scoffs] Sure. Fine, well

I'm going, then, because this right here

is completely pointless.

[grunts]

Hey, what's this?

Those are just some test results of mine

that I left out accidentally.

[scoffs]

- These are yours?

- Yeah.

Okay, for what?

- My red blood cells.

- Your red blood cells?

- Mm-hmm.

- What's wrong with your blood cells?

- Well, they they're red.

- Yeah, normally they're red or white.

- What I mean is, what's the issue?

- Well, it's, uh, prostate.

- Your prostate? Are you worried about it?

- A little.

- Did you have it checked?

- You have yours checked?

- I have no prostate.

- Oh, right.

Please give me the report.

It says, "Raúl." I read it.

- It's mine.

- Give me that report.

- Uh, no.

- I wanna read what that report says!

- Hey, stop! You can't have it! No!

- You f*cking give it here.

Holy hell! You're f*cking strong, girl!

Oh, no! No, no, no, no!

Please don't! No, no. Ew. Stop it!

That's gross. Ew. Here. sh*t!

I know at the very least his cholesterol

was up. His diet's awful.

[Edu] Damn.

Edu, what's going on?

- Edu.

- [sighs]

What's wrong with Raúl, Edu?

Well, that.

[breathes heavily]

Hmm.

[chuckles]

Sorry, guys, I can't. I don't know.

Can we cut? What the f*ck? It's bullshit.

Sorry. I can't work with this guy.

Cut, please. Can we cut there?

Who is this guy? Who hired him?

Guys, sorry, it's a fart commercial.

I giggled. I'm so sorry.

You think it's funny?

He thinks the product is a joke.

- I'll go handle it. Don't worry.

- Your friend thinks the

No, no. I'm going. I know him.

We're gonna pause for a moment.

Everyone go back to one, please.

This is gonna be hella expensive,

that's all I'm saying.

"Buy cheap, buy twice," you know?

- Come here. Come with me.

- I told you, it's awful, isn't it?

Well, you you really are,

but it's okay. To me, this is hysterical.

- Okay, listen.

- Uh-huh?

It's really easy.

- Uh-huh?

- Just don't laugh, and that's it.

- Well, I was trying not to.

- You gotta stay serious.

- I know that, and I'm trying. It's just

- What?

I keep on imagining that I'm pretending

to have gas, and the laughing slips out.

- It's sort of ridiculous.

- Yes, yes, it is. I know it is.

- But try to think of something sad.

- Marta, I don't know how to act at all.

Well, everyone has problems, you know?

You've got problems, surely.

There has to be something

that's eating you up inside, right?

Focus on that problem, okay?

Just that problem, yeah?

That That thing that when you think

about it, it totally crushes you.

[doctor] As you can see,

this procedure is quite aggressive.

[Marta] You know? When

When you get to that point in your life

where you end up thinking,

"I'm so sick of pretending I'm fine

and that everything is totally fine

and it's all gonna be okay."

in which the rate of the patient

survival can fluctuate between

Because it's not gonna be fine.

There's no way it's gonna be fine.

a 30 or 40% chance.

Reality is brutal.

And no one prepares you for it, either.

In other words,

there's an extreme risk that it fails

and the patient doesn't survive it.

[doctor's voice echoes]

Right, that's great.

You got it. That's perfect.

All right, now we're gonna roll,

all right? Let's go.

- Roll it. Roll.

- We need to sh**t this now, okay?

- Right, can we go?

- [Marta] Shut up, shut up.

- He's got it. He's got it.

- Perfect.

He's gonna do great.

Watch. Watch. He's got it.

- You sure we got it?

- Yes. When you're ready. Go ahead.

- [assistant director] Camera!

- Watch.

Action!

[inhales sharply] Yeah.

Bravo!

- We got it. Print it. That's done.

- Woo-hoo!

- Yeah, we got it. Incredible.

- And action on the tarp.

[narrator] Ventoflat.

Because not all gases are noble.

Okay, guys, let's cut. And that's

gonna be a wrap, boys and girls.

Everyone go home. Let's pack it up.

And that's how you earn your paycheck.

Wonderful! You rock! Bravo!

[assistant director]

Just blew me away. Fantastic.

[Carlos] Incredible.

- You were right.

- [client] Bravo!

[Marta] Raúl.

- Hey. Hey, that was amazing.

- Huh? Yeah?

Yeah. You did great. Congrats.

- This is the client.

- Thanks, dude. Seriously, man, thanks.

- Can I give you a hug? Dude.

- Sure, of course.

Oh, thanks, dude. You saved the ad.

- Really, thanks. Hope to see more of you.

- [Marta] See you later.

Well, well, well, well, my guy. Nobody

thought you were gonna get it done.

Hey, that was f*cking k*ller, though.

Damn good acting, man.

And, look, I'm sorry I was so full-on,

but you know how it gets on set.

Anyway, get out of that outfit.

I'll see you later, dude.

- All right.

- [Marta] Okay. See you, Ernesto.

Well, I knew you could do it.

So, listen, I really gotta

get outta here, all right?

- But, man, I can't thank you enough.

- Thanks. Oh, no, it was nothing.

Honestly, you were just incredible.

- [chuckles] Thank you.

- Well, see ya.

- You have a good one.

- Uh, what's up? Are you all right?

- Yeah, yeah, it's cool. I'm fine.

- Are you sure?

Yeah, go ahead. No worries, yeah.

Well, if you wanted, uh,

I'm not sure where you live,

but if you wanted,

I can walk some of the way with you.

Uh, all right.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, great.

All right. [clicks tongue]

- You're gonna wanna change.

- Oh, yeah, right.

- I look like a baloney at a luau.

- Yeah, sure.

[Marta] You really blew their minds,

you know?

[Raúl] I guess your speech really, uh

really helped.

Yeah, I'm pretty good

with little speeches.

- Hmm.

- And how's work going?

You're a You're an insurance broker

or a mechanic or

Human Resources.

- Oh, yeah.

- At a car dealership.

Well, see? It involves cars.

- Yeah, there are definitely cars.

- [chuckles]

[Marta] But I'm not at all like

my parents, you know? Or my sister.

- [Raúl] Ah.

- I kind of think I was adopted.

- Adopted?

- Yeah.

- And I'm really Peruvian.

- Why?

Well, because when I'm walking

down the street and I see those Peruvians

who have those instruments

with the little tubes, you know?

- Uh-huh.

- And you know they do that song

- [vocalizes]

- [Raúl vocalizes]

- Right?

- Yeah.

Well, I hear it and it makes me emotional,

like I fully start to cry.

Right, but that doesn't mean

you're adopted. I mean, I love that song.

No, no, no, no.

I'm like transported just hearing it.

I mean, I'm I'm taken

straight to the Andes. You feel me?

I'm riding a llama, traversing the Andes.

Wait, what are

That song isn't Peruvian, though.

- I feel like it's Argentinian.

- It's not?

Well, I guess I'm Argentinian.

Maybe so.

- You have a roommate?

- Yeah.

I was gonna move in with my girlfriend,

but we broke up.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.

So, she ended it, then?

No, well, it was honestly

a mutual decision for us.

- Be real. She ended it.

- Yeah, yeah, she dumped me.

[both chuckle]

How long were you with her?

Four years.

Four years? Jesus! That's nuts!

No, that's not that long, is it?

Well, but you're still pretty young,

aren't you?

Yeah. Well, my grandparents

were married for 52 years.

Yeah, but, dude,

that was another time period.

- It was normal.

- Hmm.

Like, what do you think the longest

marriage ever was in all history?

Hmm. No idea. Sixty years?

No, no. More. I think because everyone

was crazier back then.

Your grandparents had You said what?

- Uh, 53.

- 53.

- But you'd get married at 20

- Well, I mean

plus 60, and life expectancy

was like 80 years.

- I think it's more than that.

- More?

Sure. You're saying it's 60, yeah?

- Let's find out.

- Mm-hmm.

Well, I think it's, uh 75 years.

- I'll look it up.

- Okay.

Whoever's the closest gets the win.

- Okay. And gets?

- Yeah.

- A trip to the Maldives, I guess.

- [chuckles]

No, sh*t, well, they get

to give the other person a dare.

- A dare, huh? Fine. What type of dare?

- Yes.

Well, what about, you know, walk out

there and dance where those people are.

Or prance around in only your underwear

and catwalk.

- Or you could dive in, doing a cartwheel.

- No, no.

- I'm not going in the water, all right?

- Fine, Raúl.

No water dares, all right?

- But I'm looking.

- Fine.

Okay?

[Marta imitates suspenseful music]

- [laughs]

- What?

- I won, huh? I got it?

- All right!

- No, no, I got it. I did. I got it, yeah.

- Oh, sh*t.

Look, here. It's 81 years and 57 days,

in Rhode Island.

Married in the '40s.

It says here. That's nuts.

So, I'm the winner! Take that! Come on.

- Fine.

- Uh [chuckles]

- Yeah?

- Uh, okay, look.

You gotta scare the next person

that passes by, all right?

- Okay, this guy. This one who's coming.

- That guy there?

Yes. But you gotta, like, scare him,

like, seriously.

- Okay, I'm going.

- Go over. Come on. Boo!

- [shrieks]

- What the f*ck, as*h*le?

- The f*ck you doing? You dickhead!

- [Marta] Hey! Hey, what are you doing?

Any clue how much

that son of a b*tch scared me?

- No, get outta here.

- I'll remember you, as*h*le.

Thank you. It's just a game.

- Oh, a game?

- We're playing a game.

- Get out of here, man.

- I'm sorry.

Tourists go home. f*ck off.

You're a couple of assholes.

What tourists? Bro, I'm speaking

your language, you f*cking moron.

- Are you all right?

- [groaning] f*ck, it hurts.

What an as*h*le, seriously.

Hey, lis No, don't lean forward.

- Let's see. Come here.

- I don't know. How is it?

Yeah, you're bleeding. Hang on.

You're bleeding, yeah.

- Oh, dang. f*ck, man.

- Oh, f*ck.

- Oh. f*ck.

- Take this. Here. No, no.

Okay, look.

Hey, tilt your head back, okay?

Great. And now your arm.

Look. Lift it like this.

Okay, the other one, though.

- To stop the blood flow.

- [groans]

Now lift up, your one leg.

Like that. And now say

- [vocalizes, laughs]

- Oh, you're laughing at me? Oh, sh*t.

- Sorry.

- So mean. Jeez.

Hey, sorry. It's just

[laughs] I just really

- I couldn't help myself, I swear.

- Yeah, but it really hurts.

No, no, no. Not like that. No, don't lean.

Don't lean.

I think you're bleeding less now.

- Yeah?

- Shall we? Come on, up on your feet.

- Oh, my God.

- Let's go.

- Oh, damn, that guy was so mad.

- I swear I never saw that coming, dude.

- Seriously, that hasn't [laughs]

- [groans]

That's never happened with this game.

Where'd you learn this?

- [laughs]

- Seriously?

And that reaction was like immediate.

I mean

- Basically professional.

- I'm actually that way.

Ah. Oh, I'm down here.

Great. Well, do you wanna try to hang out

next week? I mean, I can give you a call.

- Sure. Next week, all right, yeah.

- Great. Yeah.

- Well

- Take care.

[Marta] Mmm.

See ya.

Hey!

- Now I get to play my turn. Uh

- Oh, yeah?

Yeah. A man just punched my face.

I think that's fair, isn't it?

- [laughs]

- Uh

Uh, all right, fine.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, I deserve it.

- No, no, you're right. Go on.

- Okay. And?

- All right.

Uh, well, you see those guys?

- Yeah. Those guys?

- Yeah. Walk over and go steal their beer.

Done so. Mm-hmm.

[pedestrian] He played.

He played bad, dude.

- What? Hey! Hey!

- Hey! What the?

- What are you doing?

- Messed up, dude!

- See ya!

- It had a little surprise in it, dude.

- [Marta] Suckers!

- Hold on.

- [door opens, closes]

- [Raúl whistling]

Edu!

You're never gonna guess

who I left the sh**t with.

- [Gina] Raúl

- What's uh

- Sorry. I didn't know.

- Uh

I had no idea that

I didn't know any of this, I swear.

I'm not a monster, and I never

would have done anything I did

if if I'd known that you

I'm sorry.

- [sobs]

- [Raúl] No

[Gina] I love you.

[kisses]

[sniffles]