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01x12 - Reddo doragon 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Delicious in Dungeon". Aired: January 4, 2024.*
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Can sisters be reincarnated from dragon poop? Laios and his friends Marcille and Chilchuck delve into an endless dungeon in search of his fallen sister, fighting monsters, starvation, and corruption.

01x12 - Reddo doragon 2

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[theme music playing]

DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON

[Marcille] No.

-[gasps]

-Falin

Can she even be revived after all that?

I've heard

that it's been done before, but

-[grunts]

-Hey, Laios. What are you

[Laios] The resurrection office.

They'll know what to do.

Are you planning to take everything?

But aren't Warg bones mixed in there too?

[Laios] It's hard to tell them apart.

-Mm.

-[Senshi sighs]

[Chilchuck] Let me help.

[whimpers, gasps]

-Please wait!

-[both gasp]

The link between the soul and body

is fragile now.

You shouldn't move her.

[Marcille] The more damaged the body is,

the weaker the soul's bond.

When a resurrection fails,

it's usually

because the soul separated too far,

or because the body wasn't fully restored.

[Laios] Then, what should we do?

We go get a revival specialist

and revive her here.

[Marcille] But the restoration requires

more than twice the amount of calories

for the damaged parts.

So, we'd also need to bring

a lot of fresh meat for it to work.

It would rot on the way down, wouldn't it?

-Hang on.

-Huh?

[Marcille] Yes.

We have a large amount of fresh meat

right here in front of us.

Hey. Now hold on a sec.

You're gonna resurrect her

with dragon meat?

Reviving isn't even your specialty.

I didn't want to scare anyone

so I never mentioned it.

What I specialize in

is actually ancient magic,

which is highly forbidden.

Its use is frowned upon,

but using it to revive Falin

is our best option.

-Marcille!

-Black magic?

That stuff is evil!

-Magic doesn't have morality.

-[Chilchuck gasps]

Well, Laios? It's your choice.

Please do it, Marcille.

Bring my sister back from the dead.

All right, then.

I'll try.

[Chilchuck] Are you guys insane?

Using dragon meat of all things!

Goat and pig are what people

would normally use for this.

But we don't have that right now.

[Laios] All right, let's start.

Mm.

[Marcille inhales deeply]

-[blood squelches]

-[both groan]

First things first,

I would like to put the body

back in its original shape,

so I'll start assembling her skeleton.

That makes sense.

I'm familiar with canine skeletons.

[Laios] So I'll work

on putting the Wargs together.

[both] Mm.

That's kinda unnecessary, isn't it?

Not if it helps us avoid mixing something

and making dumb mistakes!

-Mm.

-Mm.

[Marcille] Humans have around 200 bones.

[Laios] Then we're looking

at about 840 bones total.

[Chilchuck] Huh? How do you know that?

[Laios] Dogs have around 320 bones,

and there are two skulls here,

so it's easy math.

Let's start

with the most recognizable ones.

[Marcille]

The rounder set is a human's rib cage.

And the spine

is directly connected to the ribs.

Their curves don't look the same,

so they're easy to tell apart.

[Marcille] The toughest ones

are the smaller bones

from the hands and feet.

[Laios] Yeah, it's a lot harder

to tell the difference.

Let's start with the bigger pieces

and work down.

This piece that I'm holding

is the ankle bone.

Find the next biggest one,

then connect the two sides that line up,

and the instep is complete.

And then,

we have the bones from the hands.

Let's arrange them

starting with the fingers.

I got it! Ha!

[Laios] Like this, right?

-So close.

-[Laios] Aw.

Actually, the longest metacarpal,

despite what you might think,

goes on the pointer finger.

That just leaves us with the ones

that connect the fingers to the wrist.

[Laios] Hmm.

Hmm

-Hint, please!

-This isn't a game, Laios!

[sighs] There.

[Marcille] It's ready!

THE BONE STRUCTURES

OF FALIN AND WARGS

How do I put this?

What a beautiful skeleton.

[Chilchuck] Not bad for some bones.

[Senshi] Seems she had

a good calcium intake.

[Chilchuck] This isn't gonna revive

the Wargs too, is it?

Only human souls get bound to the dungeon.

Because otherwise, this place would burst

from all the monsters' souls.

[foreboding music playing]

All right, here we go.

[grunts]

[Marcille] O Pilitsham.

O Esdoms. O Villaru.

Casuszameo Rotokt Artumcuks.

-O Kunquikeo. Eoktum Kome.

-[gasps]

[Marcille] Tumao Elm Finktow Kemesfo.

Aoewauk Aentujon.

Tumao Elm Finktow Kemesfo.

Aoewauk Aentujon.

Tumao Elm Finktow Kemesfo.

Aoewauk Aentujon

[Laios] Marcille!

[gasps]

She just fainted.

[Chilchuck] So, what happened?

Did it actually work?

Huh?

[whimpers softly]

[gasps]

[coughs]

Falin!

Her airway's full of blood!

[Laios] All right, just cough it out.

[Falin coughs, retches]

[Laios] There. All good.

[Falin coughs, retches]

[Falin coughing]

Falin.

[pants]

[Falin faintly] Brother

[in normal voice] I'm glad you're safe.

-You're cold.

-[gasps]

[Laios] Right, my armor! Sorry!

Let me go get you some clothes.

Huh?

[Laios] Falin, what's the matter?

You're feeling okay, right?

[Falin] Uh-huh.

Good. I'm glad to hear it.

-[Laios] Marcille.

-[groans]

[Laios] Marcille!

[gasps] How's Falin?

Alive and well.

-But she's still a bit disoriented.

-Huh?

[Marcille whimpering]

[Marcille] Falin!

[sobs]

[Marcille] I'm so glad!

Thank goodness!

-[sobs]

-[Falin] Marcille

Hm.

-[Marcille sobbing]

-[approaching footsteps]

[Falin] Chilchuck.

[Chilchuck] How are you feeling?

She's still kinda confused about this.

Oh, right. This guy here?

His name is Senshi.

He's been a big help during our journey.

Good to meet you, Falin.

I've heard a lot about you.

Senshi.

-[stomach grumbles]

-[all] Hmm?

[all chuckle]

[Laios] Hm.

Seems like a good time

to start prepping a meal.

[water trickling]

Thank goodness!

I was so worried, Falin!

I'm so happy

that everything worked out in the end!

-Uh, Marcille?

-Hm?

I can wash myself, you know.

Yeah, but I wanted to make sure

your skin was properly restored.

[Falin] That tickles!

[Marcille] Yes. Good.

[gasps] Why is there a bruise here?

That's a mark I got from tripping

and hitting the edge of the stairs

when I was a little kid.

Oh, that's all?

[Falin] Marcille,

you look even paler than I do.

That's because I don't have any mana.

If I eat something and get rest,

I should be fine

Huh?

[yelps] What are you

Sorry if I scared you, I was trying

to give you some of my mana.

You don't have to do that.

I don't even think you have enough

to share with me right now, do you?

[Falin] I actually feel good.

Like there's power

welling deep inside of me.

Falin, you're still on the mend,

so please don't use magic

until you're used to your body again.

[Falin] I died, didn't I?

I don't really remember much about it.

What happened exactly?

You were all covered in wounds, and

for the Red Dragon to appear here

Wait! Are Shuro and Namari okay?

I would feel just awful

if anyone risked their lives

and got hurt because of me.

No, they're all fine.

-[Falin] Also

-Uh?

that magic circle I saw

there was something

that just didn't feel right about it.

I'm so sorry.

It's all my fault

you had to use something like that.

Stop worrying!

Uh

Sure, we ran into some hardships,

things got pretty rough.

But it's easy to look back

and laugh at all that now,

'cause everything

turned out well in the end!

Falin, there's no need for you

to blame yourself.

[Marcille] No one regrets

anything that we've been through.

Hm.

[Marcille] As for that magic circle,

things will be fine if we erase it.

[groans]

-[Marcille] For the moment

-Huh?

our biggest concern

is how to safely get back home.

Oh! I still have to wash all my clothes.

And we still have to find you

a new outfit.

Ah, if it weren't for those stupid frogs.

There were frogs?

[Chilchuck] What do we do now?

Return to the surface.

[Laios] We can't use return magic

or the Orcs' tunnels,

so we'll have to get to the castle

from the main road.

[Chilchuck] Not what I meant.

You may have rescued your sister,

but the fact remains

that we're still broke.

I do have some savings

in the bank, you know.

But no promissory note.

And it'll take a month to reproduce it.

[Laios] Yeah, you're right.

So about that Marcille,

the black magic she used,

did you already know she had that ability?

I never asked her about the details,

but she had mentioned

wanting to go into a dungeon to study it.

[Chilchuck] It always seemed weird to me.

An elf who looked like

she was living pretty comfy

wanting to go into a dungeon?

You don't suppose she's one

of those dark elves, do you?

-[Laios] Oh?

-I don't want her causing

any problems for us

-[Chilchuck gasps]

-Who are you calling a dark elf?

[screams]

If dark magic was harmless,

it wouldn't be forbidden!

Oh, yeah?

So you consider healing magic harmless?

'Cause even that can be used for t*rture.

I'm researching ways that forbidden magic

can be useful to people.

And honestly, I'm not ashamed of it.

[both] Uh

Although I think it's for the best

if we forget about

the method of resurrection

this time around, if that's okay?

Didn't you just say that

you weren't ashamed of it?

[sighs] It's fine.

It's all over anyway.

Hm? I just realized

-[Senshi humming]

-Huh?

[continues humming]

[Laios] Where did Senshi go?

Maybe dealing with the dragon meat?

Oh, I just passed Mr. Senshi.

He was carrying a giant pan

along with firewood.

Like I said.

He's prepping food.

-[Laios] Hmm.

-Hm?

Near the dragon?

[both whimper]

[all] We got to stop him!

[Falin] What's happening?

When I cut open the dragon,

I cut the fuel organ.

[Laios] So lighting a fire

close to it is gonna

[gasps]

Senshi!

Please!

-[Laios] Stop!

-[loud expl*si*n]

-[loud rumble]

-[all groan]

[groans]

-[coughs]

-He

He's alive.

Is this defensive magic?

[gasps softly]

Falin, did you cast that?

I think so.

How'd you do it so fast

and without chanting?

I don't know.

[Falin] I thought about needing

to protect everyone, and then

Hmm.

-[Chilchuck] That's amazing.

-Hm?

Is it that sudden heroic strength thing?

Sure had been real helpful to have

when we were fighting the Red Dragon.

-Hm.

-[chuckles]

[Marcille] Anyway,

you were revived not that long ago,

so please,

refrain from using any more magic.

That startled me.

Didn't I say that dragons breathe fire

from fuel they produce?

[Laios] You ignited that fuel.

[Senshi] It's not going out, huh?

[Laios] The fat inside

the body is burning.

It'll die down eventually.

If that's the case,

then I can't take the meat from in there.

Hmm. Not good.

[flame crackles]

Guess I'll use that fire to cook.

[Senshi] Mix flour, yeast, salt,

and water in a bowl, and knead well.

Let it rest for a bit

Go take a bath while it rests.

[Senshi] Shape it to your liking

as you stretch it out,

and add your choice of toppings.

Lightly sprinkle flour

onto a piece of dragon hide,

then place it inside the dragon.

Cut off the tip of the dragon's tail.

No, that's so wasteful!

Now, skin it and place it in a soup.

Cut the meat into a block shape,

place it on a heated scale,

and after both sides are seared,

dip it into some seasoning.

[both gulp]

[Senshi] It's ready!

DRAGON TAIL SOUP

ONION PIZZA, ROAST RED DRAGON

Oh, man.

Looks delicious!

Uh?

Is this okay to eat?

-Of course, it isn't!

-Of course, it isn't!

[both gasp]

Uh

Tasty!

It feels like the first good meal

I've eaten in a while.

Good, good!

Take your revenge on that dragon.

-[Marcille groans]

-I guess it's fine.

I'm just glad that she's feeling better.

[light music playing]

Ah [grunts]

It's pretty tough,

but the flavor seems kind of familiar.

Yeah, I can't really place it.

I don't think it's cow or pig though.

If anything, it kinda tastes like

It's a bit like Living Armor, isn't it?

Ah, you think so?

I don't taste

the same rusty tinge the armor had.

[Chilchuck]

The Kelpie and frog were pretty soft.

So maybe it's more like the Basilisk?

[Marcille] What do you think, Laios?

What are you all even talking about?

[Laios] This color!

This firm texture!

The rich flavor!

Each of these things

are distinctly unique!

So, why do you keep comparing

the taste of this to anything else?

Because this is the flavor of a dragon!

Uh

[Marcille] Oh, uh, Falin?

You may have realized by now, but

We haven't had the resources to buy food,

so we've been eating monsters.

Ah!

So cool.

That is so cool!

[Falin] What kind of monsters did you eat?

And how did you eat them? Tell me!

Worried for nothing.

This is the worst possible outcome!

-We ate a Scorpion and a Slime.

-[Falin gasps]

Even a Walking Mushroom.

-[Falin] No way! You did?

-[Laios snaps fingers]

We harvested vegetables

from some Golems too.

[Falin] Wow.

You ate a Fish-man?

That wasn't an option.

We did eat some Living Armor though.

[Falin] Huh? How'd you do that?

Let's see.

The armor is basically the outer shell,

and then,

inside is a mollusk colony, which

Wouldn't it be a lot faster

to show her the real thing?

Uh

Huh?

-What's this about?

-Shh!

-Huh?

-Huh?

[whimpers]

Laios! Why'd you keep this from us?

-I'm so sorry.

-Oh.

Adorable. Can I touch?

-[chitters]

-[Falin] Huh?

It went back in.

Huh?

[Chilchuck] It moves around on its own.

[Marcille] Seriously?

[Laios] Sorry.

It was only supposed to tide me over

until I found another weapon.

But it reacts to other monsters,

which is convenient.

You were oddly perceptive at times.

[Chilchuck] We should've had Namari

appraise it for us.

In that situation,

I probably would have also thought

to hold on to it.

But tell everyone next time.

[Chilchuck] If you lose the trust

of those around you,

you lose everything.

I won't do it again.

You have my word.

[Chilchuck]

All right. So, what's your plan now?

I'd like to keep it

until I get another weapon.

[Laios] I can k*ll it

if I submerge it in water.

But I'd have to break the sword

to get it out

or it would just rot in there.

[Marcille] That's not good.

[Chilchuck] Guess we'll keep an eye on it.

Aren't you the one who said

monsters are dangerous creatures?

And trust me,

I haven't forgotten about that.

I figured after I had made it harmless,

I could just go on and use it

however I felt like.

But I guess I was wrong.

It's too difficult to use monsters

while they're still alive.

What does it taste like, brother?

Do you want to eat it?

Yes, please! I'd love that!

[Marcille groans]

[Senshi] There's doors

all over this place,

but seems like

only two of them lead outside, huh?

[Laios] No getting ambushed at least.

[Marcille] Hm.

[chuckles]

This house seems like

it will be comfortable to live in.

[Chilchuck]

Why do they have seven bathrooms, though?

[Laios] All right. Let's sleep here then.

[Marcille] Yay! It's been ages

since I slept on a real bed!

[Chilchuck] We still got to use

-our sleeping bags, you know.

-Huh?

I'm sorry to be intruding like this.

Once we get enough rest,

then we'll be on our way.

Hey, what's up?

[Falin] A resident.

She's letting us stay.

Is that so?

[Laios] That's great.

There are only four of 'em,

so we'll have to share a sleeping bag.

We haven't really slept in the same bed

since our school days, have we?

I wonder if we'll both fit.

I feel like I've probably gotten

a lot taller since then, huh?

[Marcille] Oh, don't be so ridiculous!

-[giggles]

-[Falin gasps]

I don't care if you've grown.

You're still a runt in my eyes.

[Marcille giggles]

Huh.

I'm glad that you're with us again.

Yeah. Me, too.

I'm gonna go say goodnight to my brother.

[Laios groaning]

-[Falin] Brother?

-[Laios] Hmm?

What is it?

[grunts softly]

This injury here

You were being reckless.

Why would you do

Ah! [groans]

Maybe if a certain sister of mine

hadn't been reckless first,

I wouldn't have even had that injury.

Huh?

So don't ever do anything like that again!

I honestly can't say

I even recall what I

[soft string music plays]

[Falin] I won't do it again.

Goodnight, big brother.

You too. Sleep tight.

Huh?

[footsteps approaching]

[foreboding music playing]

[closing theme music playing]