[SOBBING]
I've tried and I've tried but I just simply can't seem to catch that old rabbit.
[THUNDER CRASHING]
GOD:
If at first you don't succeed, Elmer, try, try again.
Try, try again?
Yeah, but how long will it take?
Come, Elmer, let us look far into the future.
Will I eventually catch the rabbit?
Come, Elmer.
[THUNDER CRASHING]
Come past the years 1950, 1960, past 1970, '80, '90.
When you hear the sound of the gong it will be exactly 2000 A.D.
Hey, where am I? What happened?
I'm all wrinkled.
Hey, what year is this?
2000 A.D.? Gracious. What's this?
"Bing Crosby's horse hasn't come in yet"?
Hey. "Smellevision replaces television"?
Holy mackerel.
Where's my r*fle? Oh, here it is. What?
"A Buck Rogers Lightning-Quick Rabbit k*ller."
Oh, boy.
Now let me at that little old rabbit.
Let me at him.
I'll liquidate him. I'll ruin him.
Where's that rabbit? Where's that rabbit?
Eh... What's up, prune face?
-Shh. I'm looking for a little gray rabbit.
-Eh...
Tell me, droopy, what's he look like?
He looks...
...just like you.
Not so fast there, grandpa.
Aah!
[CHUCKLES]
You ain't got me yet, by gum.
[CHUCKLES]
Aah! Darn this lumbago.
Stop or I'll sh**t.
Stop or I'll sh**t.
Darn the torpedoes. Full speed ahead.
[COUGHING]
[WEAKLY]
I guess you got me, doc.
[COUGHING]
I can't believe it.
[GASPING THEN COUGHING]
Who turned off the lights?
Why is everything so dark?
Here's a little something I want you to keep for me, doc.
What's this?
Hey. This is a picture of me when I was a little baby.
Yeah, doc.
[COUGHING]
Remember the first time we ever met?
I can just see it all now.
[BUGS BUNNY COUGHING]
BUGS BUNNY: You came crawling along with your little popgun, and I...
[BABBLING]
[GIGGLES]
Da-da.
Mama.
Oh, goo-goo.
Da-da. Ha-ha-ha.
Ooh.
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
I'm looking for a little baby bunny.
I'm gonna sh**t him dead. Bang, bang.
-Like that.
-What does he look like, doc?
He looks...
...just like you.
Do tell, do tell.
Uh-oh. Time for little babies to have afternoon nap.
All right.
[BOTH SNORING]
Okay, nap over.
I'll get that little old rabbit.
[SIREN WAILING]
Hey, pull over to the curb.
Oh, a pleasure driver, huh?
Where do you think you're going, to a fire?
Well, I--
Oh, resisting an officer, huh?
-And don't let it happen again.
-Aah!
Hey. That was the rabbit.
You ain't just whistling "Dixie."
[WAILING]
Yep, those were the good old days, doc.
[COUGHS]
[SINGING]
Memories
Memories
[HUMMING]
Oh, what have I done to you, old friend?
Don't worry. We all gotta go sometime.
This looks like the end.
The grave.
It won't be long now.
No tears, now. Smile, smile.
[COUGHS]
[BOTH SOBBING]
This is it.
Farewell, my old friend.
So long.
Don't forget to write, now.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
Goodbye, my friend. So long, pal. Bye.
-So long, old friend.
-Bye-bye.
-Bye.
-Goodbye, old buddy.
So long, Methuselah.
[LAUGHING]
Well, anyway, that pesky rabbit is out of my life forever and ever.
Well, now, I wouldn't say that.
[expl*si*n]
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Old Grey Hare, The (1944)
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