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01x10 - Christian Brothers Brandy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Liquor Stories". Aired: December 8, 2014.*
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Sunnyvale Trailer Park supervisor, Jim Lahey, is no stranger to liquor, or drinking himself to edge of the sh*t abyss.

01x10 - Christian Brothers Brandy

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to billion people across the world consume

liquor a small percentage

of those fall into that category of

excess but

whether you drink a little or you drink

a lot every drop

of liquor tells a different story

Rollin

McDermott

good afternoon ladies

am I didn't notice that I'm sporting

my new Donald Trump look

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today we have a very exciting

story with Jim Lee and

liquor stories we're

going to be talking about the Christian

Brothers from the San Joaquin Valley in

California way

back in 1882

they blend it all these wonderful

things this I think I forgot

what it was but they made this incredible

drink ladies and gentlemen

this is Brandi and

this wonderful Christian

Brothers Brandy can be

snifter

drunk on the rocks

you can have a highball

or you can be Blended

what are fruit juices and coffee

or

I want to just

enjoy just like animals

this is a story

about the resiliency of mankind

this is the story of Jim

Lahey and his most creative

moment we're

back 1 Barb

when Bob was in the religion she

should go to church all the times you used to make me

go to church on time and

maybe twice a week sometimes I used

to get pretty bored and I was searching

around like I said try to do crossword

puzzles but I wasn't that good

I just covers

a yard sale the most wonderful

thing and guess where was it

was the Christian Brothers

Brandy book and

it had little bottles of Randy

here's

one of the original ones I'll tell you more about that

later I

took this to church with me during

church and nobody is looking to go

to the bar and I have a little drinky-poo

and it made the whole thing

very very wonderful

on Christmas Eve we were there

and the service was way longer

than usual I usually drink three

or four just sipping away like

nothing to 5:30. Spiritus on

stuff like that but then we got

the singing These Christmas him that's

just one part

made me blush me made me want for

communion sooner I was going up

to the communion I was a little bit

tipsy Topsy and I tripped

over there around 7

empty bottles with booking

down North Green Street Orono

Maine what

materials got knocked over in the

whole congregation it was screaming

from the church and guess what

I am saying this little bottle

as a commemoration this is

a magic bottle and send it

what is not the

one who's so f*cked

up my bottle where's my bottle

this is ridiculous

for f*ck sakes what

the hell is going on here give

me my god damn phone didn't

take my phone server for

f*ck f*cking

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