01x03 - Altima

[bunniefuu]

Now we all know

that dog is man's best friend.

And this right here?

My best friend Reutus.

I love Reutus,

but what if I have five Reutuses?

That's like having five teenagers

who can't talk but can everywhere.

Little bit excessive.

But that's exactly why

I chose this next girl.

She got five damn dogs,

and excessive makes good TV.

Ain't that right, Reutus?

Well, sleeping on the job.

Meet Jess

a 32-year-old pet sitter

with a crippling addiction.

Give you kisses! Mmm!

She's a dogaholic.

This is Pearl, Francis, Evelyn. Hi.

And then Han Solo and Larry David.

Jess is a wonderful dog mom.

They're kind of her children.

She puts her heart into it.

Once I pass the threshold of three dogs,

you go from being, like, cool dog girl

to, like, a little unhinged.

Get it!

Jess invests a lot of her money

into taking care of dogs.

Oh my God, this is so cute. Help!

And she does tend to neglect

some of the other realities.

Her car is really a mess.

She's growling!

Because she doesn't wanna be in this ride!

Which is why her mom

and her friend Kasia

submitted her for the show.

What would you be doing if I wasn't here

holding on to these children?

Um, having a panic attack

this whole drive.

I believe it.

It's hard putting them in the car,

getting them places.

Oh my God, don't.

Why are you so rude right now?

It would just mean the world

to have a ride

where I can keep them distracted

and cozy while I'm driving.

We had to pick Jess and her pack.

I mean, who could say no

to that wittle face?

So we're gonna help her out.

But first, we gotta prank her.

Right now, Jess and her friend Kasia

are down the hill at the dog park.

They think they're sh**ting some B-roll

for the submission video,

but they've already been chosen.

So that means the camera crew

is in on the gag, and, as for me,

I'm gonna walk

over there as my alter ego,

Jasper.

All right now!

Jasper looks like a cross

between an old-school B-boy

and a Black Amish man because, uh,

our disguise budget's pretty thin.

Yeah!

You know I gotta make it awkward.

So Jasper's bringing his dog too.

Only his dog died two years ago.

Extra creepy.

- Yeah, okay.

- Good girl. Yes

It's time to

Yes, I love you, little mister.

Excuse me. Are these all your dogs?

Hey, you're okay.

These are all my dogs.

Oh my God!

All in the same damn house?

- Uh-huh.

- You say what, now?

Would you step out for a sec?

Oh, I didn't realize this was like

This is a public space, is it not?

- It is, but

- Yeah.

Okay. Then I'm gonna

publicly be right here.

- Okay.

- Uh, okay. All right.

-I like to bring my dogs here too.

-Yeah?

- I have two.

- Okay.

Yeah, here.

Actually, this is my first dog.

I wanted to come spread his ashes,

you know what I mean?

Um

Okay, for Otis.

-Oh, that wind is going that way.

-Ooh. Hi, Otis!

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry about that.

Would y'all help me spread his ashes?

I mean, one day you're gonna

have to do this for your dogs.

Sir, is it okay if we just, like,

continue this shot, just, you know

I'm gonna be over here with my other dog,

and y'all can keep filming your show.

Okay.

This's my other dog

I was telling her about.

I feel like people always get so weird

when they see you're, like, filming stuff.

This dog is Luna, right here.

Luna! Luna!

No.

Fetch!

Luna! Fetch!

-Is that a taxidermied dog?

-Yes.

Luna, you got the people right here.

Luna, fetch! Don't smell my butt!

Luna! Goddammit. Stay away from my dog.

I need to tell y'all something.

I'm Chris Redd,

and you getting your ride resurrected.

- What?

- We already chose you, lady!

I knew it was weird.

Come on. Let's go see

this piece of car, y'all.

All right. Wow, did you steal this door

from a worse car?

- Don't tell anyone.

- How do you get in here?

You don't.

That's, like, the serial k*ller door.

Uh!

The front is missing a tooth for sure.

Did you try painting

and then just gave up?

- Is that what happened?

- Yeah.

You can't even tell it's a Nissan no more.

It got so embarrassed

that the label fell off.

That's crazy. Oh sh

Somebody keyed your car?

Yeah.

There's some freaking psychos out there.

- I don't think you deserved that.

- Thank you.

So you have to date people

who love dogs, right?

Yeah, and it's been really hard

because I feel like you get dog-baited.

Because they'll be like,

"Oh, yeah, I love dogs."

- Yeah.

- Then they get there.

And then they're like, "Ew."

Because there's dog hair, there's slobber.

But also, have you ever

thought about this part?

They don't have no idea you got five.

- Oh sh

- Ooh!

He threw up! He threw up!

Oh!

He's gonna throw up again.

Are you okay? Are you carsick?

I am so sorry.

- We were having such a good time.

- We were.

Know what? We're gonna help you out.

We'll get this car looking dope,

and we're gonna get

a dry cleaning bill for your a*s

for this throw-up on my pants!

Bro. All right.

Ooh.

Got me.

I'mma go resurrect this thing

with my dream team.

-We got an Uber for you.

-Thank you.

Don't tell 'em

how many dogs you got till you get in.

Now, uh, hopefully this comes out good.

Who knows?

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!

That's for all the dogs and .

- Oh!

- Damn!

Well, I got something for y'all.

Aw, jeez.

This is what I call the Puke Mobile.

Oh, I can smell it from here.

This dog puked on your boy.

Oh!

It was disgusting.

Did you at least hold its hair back?

This is the car of a woman with five dogs.

Dude. Look at the hair everywhere.

- Wait, Oscar can't see throw-up.

- Hey, it's chunky.

This door doesn't even open.

How does she get her dogs in?

She doesn't. This is what we call

the kidnap contraption.

Once you're in,

you can't get the hell out. You know?

What's You see the key mark on this side?

Yeah. The guy started "B-I-T,"

and I guess you can guess where it goes.

- Bitcoin?

- Yeah.

All right, y'all.

We gotta give her something

that's gonna make her cooler

because she wants to date.

And dating with five dogs

has to be difficult.

Don, you a single man.

Would that be a red flag to you?

-Five?

-The man laughed in falsetto.

-You don't get a better answer than that.

-Ooh, baby!

So what can we do, man?

What y'all thinking?

Uh, I mean, we could make this thing

look completely different.

Maybe some type of body kit

with, like, a custom bumper?

-Every car always looks good lowered.

-Yeah.

That interior has to go,

especially with little dogs,

so we're gonna do

some nice vinyl interior.

She can wipe it down,

and there's no evidence of dog hair.

That is what this woman needs.

A way to hide evidence.

-Hide the evidence! There you go! See?

-Yeah.

I mean, Shayna can definitely do

a sick paint job on this thing.

Yeah. It's not speaking to me yet.

But once we clean out all the dog hair

and throw-up, it might.

Yeah.

I got an idea. Some motorized way

to give out little treats.

You know.

Help the dogs that get all frazzled.

They sh**t out.

All right.

Dream team, I think we got a good plan.

I told her we'd have it back

in a week and a half

because she can't use rideshare

with five dogs.

And her friends aren't that nice.

All right, y'all. I'll see y'all soon now.

Come on, come on.

Help me with the throw-up.

I gotta help me

with the throw-up, son!

Fire in the hole!

Oh my God.

It really does smell in there.

Look how much hair this thing has.

Don's allergic to the whole car.

Let's build in a vacuum

that comes through here.

Vacuum this stuff any time she wants

with a push of a button.

That'd be nice

because there's a lot of hair in here.

Oh!

Man. This thing needs

more work than I thought.

More bodywork.

Where are we gonna hide

a dog-treat dispenser?

So this Jess girl has about five dogs.

-No.

-I'd say that's four too many.

Getting them all in at once

can be a bit of a challenge.

Okay, big guys in the back. Um

- Okay.

- Come here, children.

But we're here to make her life

a little easier.

All right, Saul, what's your big idea?

How about we put

some suicide doors on this car?

Traditional car doors are hinged

at the front end,

but some early carmakers turned to

horse-drawn carriages for inspiration

hinging their doors at the rear.

Enter the suicide door,

designed to make entry

and exit much easier.

So much so that

before the invention of seat belts,

operating the door while in motion

ran the added risk of passengers.

Hence, the morbid name.

Thankfully, we have safety standards now,

but you can still find suicide doors

in the wild today,

such as the FJ Cruiser, BMW i3,

and the Rolls-Royce Phantom.

But with an Altima,

suicide doors might be a first.

So I think it would make it easier giving

those small dogs a lower point of entry.

They can jump in,

get back there where they need to

So what Saul is saying is that

we're making her life a lot easier

by making our lives a whole lot harder.

Right off the bat, we'll need to

cut this quarter panel to mount the hinge.

Well, guess what is in this area?

The gas tank!

And since we're gonna have to be welding

-That doesn't sound safe.

-No.

We're gonna have to drop the gas tank

so we don't get any fumes while welding.

Cut this open, and we'll be able

to see the inner structure

before we start to fit our hinge.

Look at all my ice

And my diamonds, yeah ♪

Whoa. That hinge won't fit in there.

We're gonna have a lot

of inner structures to go through.

Back to the drawing board.

I'm trying to figure out

what I'll do

to make this dispenser, uh, dispense.

Somebody's already basically figured out

a treat dispenser system for a dog.

Here it is in many, many pieces.

I'm basically gonna take the guts of this,

retrofit it into

the center console for the Altima here.

I don't know how it'll work yet,

but I've taken this apart.

Little motor here that's

rubber band-driven by this little gear,

and you'll have a wireless button

to activate the motor.

And the last main component

is the rotating drum,

which stores all the treats.

With each spin,

treats will drop from the opening.

The idea's to have all this squeezed

inside the center console bin

so that when the treats are dispensed,

they're funneled through the bottom,

popping out of a tray in the rear cabin.

But now, putting it in here

and making it work and look good is key.

This is just a test to determine

if the dispenser will fit in the console.

Based off the eyeball test,

it's gonna be close.

Unfortunately, it's so tight

we're probably gonna have to punch a hole

so this will go in that hole,

so it rotates smoothly,

and obviously, you don't wanna have

a bunch of hanging loose wires

when you do anything.

To cap off the day,

I'm designing a custom frame

for mounting the drum

and encasing the motor.

I'll let it 3D print overnight,

and it'll be ready to install by morning.

Looks like you guys

are almost done.

Oh yeah. Almost.

You think you'll still have time

to do the custom bumper you want to do?

Probably not?

I think we should just

order a kit from eBay

because it's guaranteed to fit,

not like your doors.

These are not my doors.

I'm pretty sure this was your idea.

Your suggestion.

Right?

- You guys wanna get in on this?

- Yeah.

Let's look for some body kits.

Oh, this one right here. GT-R style.

I think that's gonna look pretty sick.

And while we're at it,

let's get taillights, some LEDs

- Coilover shocks

- They have it all.

Add to cart. Add to cart.

I'm gonna hit Buy It Now.

We're putting all this

on Chris's credit card, right?

- Now we can get back onto Saul's door.

- No, your door.

So this is a girl's car, right?

Me and Shayna are gonna put

some girly little touches on Jess's car.

And one of those is

she's gonna have purple wheels,

and I'm gonna be powder coating them.

But that's just the way of the game ♪

So I'm actually gonna be doing

a two-tone powder coat

starting with a silver base coat

to help the purple pop.

When you're doing a two-tone powder coat,

it's easier to spray the color you want

as the accent color first

and then do a partial cure in the oven.

That's actually what makes it

more of like a liquid paint.

Tell me your fears

And I'll show you mine ♪

Like a frozen pizza, our base coat

will bake for 15 minutes at 400 degrees.

Then it will be cooled off

and ready for our topcoat.

Here comes your nightmare

Your time is up ♪

Santa came early!

-Oh!

-Oh!

Got all your guys' stuff right here.

All right, we got the taillights.

Dang

I got your coilovers right here.

Oh, those are super nice.

Now to the body kit.

Side skirts.

- Let's see this back bumper.

- Lightweight.

Look at that GT-R front end.

Ooh!

I'm not usually

a big fan of Altimas.

They're very boring and plastic-looking.

- Look.

- The body kits make a huge difference.

-Oh yeah.

-Makes it a whole different car.

- But with these side skirts

- Ooh!

these taillights

- Look at those.

- Dang!

and that front bumper?

Let's put it on.

There we are.

Jess's Altima's

looking pretty clean.

It may not be totally custom

the way I was thinking.

Oh, there you go! Wow!

- But, hey

- Fits great.

this process was way faster.

And now it's done.

I'm gonna build

some sort of a retractable device

that when the puppies wanna get in

and they can't,

they'll have a stool

that pops out, drops down,

and they can walk up it.

- That'd be cool. A step.

- I got all the room underneath.

Engineering-wise, it's gonna be a pain,

but I'm gonna start designing it.

-You ready?

-Oh my God. Yeah.

God.

You gotta help me. You're heavy.

- Pull.

- No.

To kick this off,

I'm building a track system

to serve as the frame of the step.

These pins are gonna be locked

into the slot.

This rides through this,

and at the very bottom, it's gonna

articulate at a 45-degree slope down.

So as this thing drives out,

it's actually gonna drop down.

For movement, I'm keeping things simple

and using a gas strut

to drive the extension of the step.

Might need to stabilize that one.

The step will be released

by a remote-controlled latch

using a smartphone app.

Last but not least,

I'm TIG welding on the step platform.

As soon as the Altima

is free to be lifted,

I can weld this thing at the bottom,

and she'll be good to rock and roll.

We cut into the quarter panel

only to find that

the inner structure completely blocks

where we need to put this hinge.

So now we're getting

into something tricky.

This is cutting into the actual

inner structure of the quarter panel.

This Altima has a unibody design,

meaning that this part

of the quarter panel

is made out of

a structurally integral steel.

It's kind of like

a load-bearing wall in your house.

So it's very crucial that

we actually keep

some type of a structure in there

to support the weight of the door.

So would you say, Oscar,

everything hinges on this?

Saul, I can just always count on you

for the cringe, so yes.

The trick is to remove as little

of the load-bearing steel as possible.

There's the space we need.

With the quarter panel

hollowed out,

we've got a snug place

for the suicide door hinge to call home,

not to mention

a safety standard violation.

Welding a plate-steel scaffolding

into the Altima

allows the quarter panel

to hold the weight

of both door and everything

from the C-pillar and up,

just like it did

before we started cutting.

How's this going?

We're taking a page off your guys' book,

you and Don's book,

and, uh, we're gonna put

a linear actuator in there.

This has to get into paint.

I think you have a day. Maybe two days.

It looks bad right now.

Just had to check

because I was feeling under the g*n,

but, honestly, I don't feel so bad anymore

after seeing where you guys are at.

The dog step I'm making

felt a little incomplete.

So I wanna add a special touch to the step

from the bottom of my heart.

I'm gonna put a pug on it,

or some sort of a pug body.

Uh, does she have a pug?

No.

So here's the design, okay?

I'm sticking with it.

But who is gonna have

the coolest dog accessory?

Me. There's no argument here. I win.

Gentlemen's bet.

She says she likes mine, I win.

-Gentlemen's bet.

-Fine.

So I'm gonna go make

my dog feeder even nicer now.

You're going down, Nelly boy.

After TIG welding the pug

to the step,

all that's left is mounting it

under the car.

Actually, I like it right here.

Oh God, it's tight.

You know, I got a problem.

After getting new coilovers,

the Altima is sitting lower a few inches.

I think with how low this car is,

I'm gonna have to take

some of the floor out.

- Saul?

- Yes, sir?

You gonna get this thing

installed or what?

Yeah. Look what I ran into, though.

Look at the floor.

It's still too thick

with how low the car is.

Yep.

So are you guys, like, gonna be done

what you're doing by tomorrow

that I could paint this?

- Hell no!

- You can help us. Do some cutting.

I mean, I'm not gonna help you.

I'm saying I need to do that tomorrow.

Pretty fun cutting it.

I'm gonna get an angle.

Wanna hop on and give me some cuts?

Yeah.

To make room for the step,

we're cutting a section of the frame out,

which I'll plan to reinforce

when I weld in the step.

All right. Moment of truth.

Moment of truth.

Well, the step has clearance now,

but the side skirt's still blocking it

from deploying out.

So we're cutting an opening

in the side skirt

and saving the cut-out for

the step to hide it when it's retracted.

My man!

Let's get this bad boy in,

and I can weld it.

-That was awesome.

-Right.

I don't wanna take Nelson's spot, though.

He's still working on

the dog treat things, though.

All right, we're doing a mock fit test.

Hand it over.

- There you go.

- All right.

- It looks all the way in.

- Let's see if it works.

Is that supposed to click like that?

- It's not sounding promising.

- Shut up. Hold on.

Why is it ticking so much?

Because this thing

is powered by a rubber band.

It's not spinning because

when the center console is installed,

it's squeezing the drum too hard.

Oh, Nelson.

I don't wanna overstep my boundaries,

but maybe I can

You can leave anytime.

It It worked over there.

It working out here is not happening.

Let's take it out. Let's take it back

to the drawing board and see

It doesn't need to go back

to the drawing board.

I just need to fix the one problem.

I got the two fricking SOS brothers

giving me ,

and I got the Travelocity gnome

over there giving me a hard time.

But I will say this, Donnie.

I love your steps.

You know what's cool about them too?

They They work.

So the problem is, when this is mounted

into the base of the interior,

this actually flexes.

It bows out,

which then pinches the top a little bit.

It makes the whole access of this

kind of seize up.

So the solution for it is

I'm gonna use one of Donnie's bearings

to give it a bit more of a sliding surface

and more of a rotational consistency.

What I'm saying is

I'm designing and printing a bracket

to incorporate the bearing.

Hurry up, printer.

Bearings are perfect

for dealing with friction,

but also axial load.

Which is the same force that's squeezing

the drum and keeping it from spinning.

The reveal is fast approaching,

and we haven't even addressed

the Altima's worst feature, the interior.

- You can shut that. Thank you.

- I'm already itchy.

Never fear. I'm here to prove

that driving with a bunch of dogs

doesn't have to suck.

We'll leave that to my idea.

So what I got here is the vacuum system

that we're going to put

in the back of Jess's Nissan Altima.

Since vacuums aren't exactly quiet,

I wanna keep this thing

tucked away in the trunk.

But that begs the question,

how will it reach

to the rest of the cabin?

So what I'm gonna probably have to do

is cut a hole.

This would mount flush back here,

and at a flip of a button

we got our vacuum with enough power

to suck the dots off a dalmatian.

The hard part of this

is figuring out where to run the hose.

If I don't line it up perfectly

with the cup holders in the armrest,

it won't close,

leaving the vacuum exposed.

I'm cleaner than

Anybody you've seen before ♪

Yeah, yeah ♪

I'm cleaner than

Anybody you've seen before ♪

Yeah ♪

Now that the vacuum has a home

Saul and I can get started

on the complete interior makeover,

which usually takes about a week,

but conveniently, we have two days.

Finishing up the last stitchwork

on the seat covers here.

Running out of time.

You don't have to get puked on

to realize that Jess's dogs

did a number on her cabin.

- Ugh!

- That's gross. That's gross.

The only thing

that dark cloth interior attracted

is dog hair.

Now that we have the marine vinyl

on this thing, it's gonna be protected,

so it's gonna keep those dogs in check.

Hello.

- Did you do it?

- Round 2?

Did you do it?

Uh, version 48.

Funny 'cause he was saying

this was his opus.

- I did not say that.

- Oh my.

Okay. I'm actually nervous now,

which is really frustrating.

'Cause if this doesn't work again

Hit the button already.

Okay, okay.

The anticipation's k*lling me.

Okay, okay, okay. Shut up.

Now you're making me nervous.

Oh, the button's off.

I turned the button off.

Sorry.

All right, okay

Five, four, three, two, one

Dog treats!

- Do it again. Let's see

- Let's see if it's got any left.

It worked!

Whoo! Okay, okay, okay, it's done.

Let's just get this ready for Shayna.

Jess and her puppy posse

are coming tomorrow to pick up the Altima.

Today is gonna be an extremely long day,

but we're here for it.

Let's go ♪

Lacey's finishing off the wheels

with a purple powder coat

that really pops

while Don fills in

the missing door handle

with sheet metal and body filler.

Because now it's automatic.

Oh, what?

Shayna is making

paw-print stencils

and prepping a litter of paint colors

They said she was girly,

so we're gonna make it girly.

while Oscar and Saul install

a silky new Alcantara headliner,

tan carpets, door panels redone

in marine-grade vinyl,

and finally, the vacuum hose

in the rear seat.

Now that's doggone crafty.

Shayna steps in to lay down

some playful pinks and purples,

so these pooches will sit pretty.

Using a tablecloth as a stencil,

the roof gets a taste of lace.

-Oh, that's sick.

-Hell yeah.

Sick Sick. Sick Sick Sick.

As if that wasn't enough, Shayna

can't help but add one final surprise.

Sick Sick. Sick Sick Sick.

My little personal touch for her.

Oh my gosh. That's so cute.

- Hell yeah.

- Let's go ♪

Jess, what's going on?

Hi.

Hey, poochie. Now, how is she doing?

She got spayed.

And you look high as hell.

Oh yeah.

I wish I was this chill right now.

And that's the puke machine.

What's up, Mama?

-It's his love language. Yes.

-Bodily fluid is his love language?

Now I know you remember your car

because you had to drive around in it.

But it was trash. It was keyed up.

It almost spelled "b*tch."

- Almost.

- But

You know, we took all that off

and made it super dope.

Thanks to my dream team

garage team over there.

Uh, you ready to see this thing?

Yes.

All right. Hit it!

Aw!

Yeah, this is doggy style for real.

Before it got nasty.

This is so cool!

Close your eyes.

The suspense is k*lling me.

Open your eyes. Here's your car, baby!

I can't believe this is the same car.

I know. You will be riding clean now.

You match my car!

I match your car, girl.

I'm in shock. Can I go see it?

- You wanna see it closer? Not yet.

- Yes!

I want my team to tell you

exactly what they did

to make it look so cool.

My girl Shayna with that color.

Based off your submission video

and what your friend said about you,

you have a super bright

and fun personality.

So we wanted to represent that

with a paint job.

I am so happy that

you didn't leave any words

on the side of my car.

- It's such a relief.

- Yeah.

And literally, to top it all off,

we gave you a custom roof

with lace, silver leaf,

and some stenciled-in paw prints

because we know you love dogs too.

I love that!

Oscar, talk to us.

So as you can see, we went ahead

and upgraded the whole body

with a GT-R style body kit,

as well as LED headlights and taillights.

And those wheels, my girl Lacey?

-I did the wheels. What's up, Jess?

-Hey!

So I actually got to do

a two-tone powder coat on these,

and I went with purple and silver

to match Shayna's beautiful paint job.

- Those are really cool.

- Yo, Donnie.

So I made you something really special.

It's very unique,

but I'm gonna need the boys for this one

because we'll showcase the whole side.

All right.

So, you don't have any door handle

on the rear door.

Let's kind of set this thing up.

I know you have five dogs,

walking with dogs and groceries,

and "Ah, how do I get in?" Right?

It'll be an app on your phone.

You're gonna go ahead and open it up.

Are you ready for this?

I think so.

Five, four

-That's crazy!

-Wanna see something crazier than that?

- Whoa!

- Oh!

Now your dogs can climb in in style,

and I put a pug as the bezel on top of it.

Oh, cute!

-You wanna see closer, don't you?

-Yes!

Not yet.

Just kidding. Come on.

Come on.

Feast your eyes on your new interior.

Oh my God!

We'll start with the dash

because it was crackling.

The hair would stick to it.

We went ahead and put a Coverlay.

This protects the dash

when the dog is maybe scratching it.

We went ahead and did

an all new entertainment system.

Painted it to match the seats as well.

We went ahead

and did all marine-grade vinyl,

so it'll be easier to clean.

You don't have to worry about

any stains that you have in the car.

While we're on the subject

of making a mess back here.

So if you fold down

your arm rests in the back seat,

well, you just pull this thing right out

- What? That's amazing!

- There's a vacuum in your car!

Looks like we missed a couple of spots

before we turned it in,

so I'm gonna use that real quick.

What other weird surprises we got?

- There's more?

- Yeah.

So, let's say you're sitting

in the driver's seat,

and you're driving down the street,

and your dogs are being really rowdy.

In the center console,

there's a contraption,

and there's a button,

and you push the button.

You look in the back?

It's a treat dispenser.

I love that!

- You love it?

- Yes!

Wait, come here.

- He's gonna use it?

- Come on!

- Whoo!

- Yeah!

So would you say that

your car has been, uh, resurrected?

- Yeah.

- Hell yeah! We did it again, y'all!

I don't know what I did

to deserve any of this.

Like, I can't believe that that's my car.

The garage team, Chris,

I feel like they really put

a lot of thought into it.

It's practical. It's cool.

It's weird like me.

So me and Nelly had a little bit of a bet.

Which one's better,

the step or the food dispenser?

Ooh.

I gotta go with the step.

I am insanely grateful.

I've got a destination ♪

And I'm on my way ♪

This is eight trillion times

less embarrassing for me to be in.

You know I'm leaving today ♪

And the most important thing for me

was my dogs' comfort and safety,

especially, you know, with rescue dogs.

You wanna give them

everything they didn't have

before they found you.

This just gives them

the opportunity to live their best life.

So I'm really grateful.

And I know where ♪

Oh.

I love my car so much,

I I tattooed it on my leg.

I'm thinking we go classy,

like tuxedo style.

- Make it carbon fiber.

- We'll k*ll it with this interior.

I'm having a panic attack.

If the iPad hits here or here,

I'll have to redesign it.

I know you guys are gonna figure it out.

Oh my God.

Yeah!

Ha-ha ♪

Yeah, yeah ♪

Looking good ♪

Good looking ♪

Looking good ♪

Good looking ♪

Ouch! ♪

Oh, I like that ♪

That's it, that's it ♪

Hey! ♪