01x01 - Episode 1

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HOW TO BE HAPPY

HOW TO BE SEXUALLY HAPPY

THE KEY TO BUILDING A SATISFYING SEX LIFE

STOP FAKING IT! DEAR, HERE ARE

9 SECRETS FOR SEXUAL HAPPINESS

MS. AI TEACHES YOU

THE SECRETS FOR A BETTER SEX LIFE!

Welcome to Let's Talk About Sex.

I'm Ms. Ai.

Did you know

that over 70% of Taiwanese people

aren't sexually satisfied?

Among them, over 40%

have no intention

of improving their sex life

Unbelievably 30% of them,

don't even have a sex life.

How is it feeling down there?

Do you like Henry or Bobby?

Say it.

Bobby.

Louder.

Louder!

- Bobby!

- Bobby can't take it anymore!

Honey.

We haven't done it for a long time.

I haven't finished reading

my student's thesis.

Bluetooth connected.

My goodness!

Chu Cheng-nan!

Talking about sex without discussing love

is the motto of this channel.

Ms. Ai will lead everyone

to break free from the misconception

that sex and love are one and the same.

To teach you how to find

your own sexual happiness

so you don't have to fake orgasms anymore.

Should we set some rules?

What rules?

Friends with benefits rules.

Isn't it just no kissing?

There are many other things, okay?

Don't you find it weird

to have sex without kissing?

No. Why would it be weird?

Okay.

Rule number two.

Isn't it too late now?

We've done it several times.

Ten times.

Have you been counting?

Rule number two.

No cuddling after sex.

Are you that scared of falling for me?

I'm scared of trouble.

Not as scared as I am.

Rule number three.

Be honest about your relationship status.

Agreed.

f*ck! That hurts.

Rule number four.

No sleepovers?

No sleepovers ever.

Did you have fun?

Was that too direct?

I'm sorry, ma'am.

Don't call me that. Just call me Doris.

I'm Ai-ai.

So you're Ai-ai.

Ping-ke's college friend?

Yes.

Weren't you flying to Singapore?

Something came up with your dad's work,

so it's canceled.

I'm not surprised.

You should be happy.

We can celebrate Lunar New Year together.

Let me do that.

It's okay. I'll put it in the washer.

I haven't emptied the washer yet.

I'll do yours later too.

Did we wake your mom up?

Maybe.

No way. Are your walls that thin?

It doesn't matter.

She has heard it before.

Get on.

Didn't you say this bike

only carries girlfriends?

Did I?

I said only girlfriends can ride it.

Really?

I really want to ride it.

Three words.

"No damn way."

Cheapskate.

Hurry up. A-hsien is waiting for me

to hop online for a game.

By the way, I have one more rule to add.

What is it?

Rule number ten.

No matter what happens,

our friendship always comes first.

Of course. I was wondering what it was.

How is the search

for a storefront for the clinic?

I've just browsed online.

I'm not actively looking.

You're not giving up, are you?

Of course not.

It would be a waste of my expertise.

A few days ago,

I saw a lot of shops for rent.

Would you like to take a look?

Forget it.

The cost in Taipei is too high.

I would need

at least another five million dollars.

I can't even afford a space in Taichung.

Pass it to me.

Hello?

Yes, I'm in Taipei.

How is that possible?

No, it's not.

How could I possibly miss

an occasion with fresh meat?

Yes, I'm just this superficial. So what?

Okay, I'm just kidding.

Okay, bye.

sh*t.

I forgot it's Simon's birthday today.

Are you going back to Taichung today?

Yes, I have to be there

for his birthday.

What time will you be back tomorrow?

I forgot to tell you.

I'm returning to Changhua

for Lunar New Year's Eve dinner.

So will you come back up after dinner?

I might not.

Didn't we agree to go

Baby, let's not talk about this.

Okay?

Hi.

- Are you leaving?

- Yes.

Something came up at home.

- Happy Lunar New Year.

- Happy Lunar New Year.

Don't go anywhere.

Bye.

Have you not eaten yet?

Do you want to order Uber Eats?

I'm going out after a snack.

Where are you going?

To work?

What is it?

Can you lend me some red envelope money?

Not much. Just 12,000 dollars.

How is that not much?

Do you think I'm an ATM?

Come on.

Please.

CHU AI

f*ck.

Boss, he's here.

Who is he?

The 200K guy from last time.

Would have never guessed it.

Yes, can't tell, right?

Banana.

- Pick out the meat later.

- Okay.

Blanch it.

Then feed it to Uchi.

Okay.

Mango.

Come with me.

That will do.

Happy Lunar New Year.

Darn it.

Check or raise?

It's 16,000.

I heard you're really good.

I want to see

just how good you are.

Young man,

leave some money for your mom.

Raise 32,000 dollars.

Raise 32,000 dollars.

Good job.

Yes.

The dinner is canceled.

I'm dead to your dad.

After all that I've done for him.

I know.

But I don't think Dad meant it that way.

Then what did he mean?

- It was the eve of our anniversary.

- Excuse me, 12th floor. Thank you.

What does that mean?

Maybe he had needs at that moment.

Is that any excuse to do that?

Mom, it's normal for guys to jerk off.

What's normal?

Why doesn't he go f*ck off?

All right, Mom. Don't be angry.

But I haven't had your cooking

for a long time.

Good morning.

All right. Think about it.

I have to get ready for work.

I'll call you later.

All right.

Okay, bye.

THIS IS BAD.

MOM ISN'T COOKING

NEW YEAR'S EVE DINNER.

WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

MOM CAUGHT DAD JERKING OFF

IN HIS ROOM.

WHAT?

SO WE DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME?

QUIT JOKING AND HELP FIND A SOLUTION!

SHRUGS

But aren't we celebrating

their 33rd anniversary?

You actually know which year it is.

Should we order some food

and send them over?

It's such a rare occasion.

It's okay.

My mom will definitely cook.

There are fewer customers today.

Minty said we could go home early.

That's great.

You look grumpy.

Did you not get enough sleep?

My mom called me and talked all morning.

And I thought

Chou Ping-ke kept you up all night

for you to be so tired.

By the way, I met his mom yesterday.

Do you mean Doris, the Ageless Witch?

Yes.

Isn't she hot?

Yes.

No wonder he has mommy issues.

HAO CHI-PAI SENT YOU A MESSAGE

WANT TO BE MY SECRET LOVER?

What the hell?

What is it? Let me see.

It's a dream job!

Ask for five million.

We can split it in half. Yes!

I'm priceless, okay?

What are you doing?

I'll be damned

if I don't put you on blast.

- What do you want?

- Just let it go.

Making this public does you no good.

Give it back.

I'm serious.

It's for your own good. You're silly.

Give it back.

You don't have to destroy their family.

This guy is doing it all on his own, okay?

If he were single, it's fine.

- But he has a family.

- Okay, I know.

But you saw it just now.

How old is his kid?

Is it any better to show him

what a scumbag his dad is?

Fine, give me back my phone.

You have to hold it in.

Okay.

Don't be impulsive.

I know.

I'll think about it.

Chu Ai!

For a second, Chiang Yu-chien froze.

She still removed

the last layer covering her

even though she knows

she is no longer attractive to this man.

Is that so?

She is no longer

No longer

No longer tempting.

No longer charming.

No longer

Intriguing.

Compelling.

Sexually appealing.

NO LONGER ATTRACTIVE

SILVER LINING

SILVER LINING

I'm coming.

Give me a kiss.

Am I good at it or what?

LIN SHIH-CHIEH

LIN SHIH-CHIEH

LIN SHIH-CHIEH

What's wrong?

Do you have a sore throat?

Professor Lin.

Do you remember

when I graduated?

That time in the stairwell.

All right, I'm busy.

Do you want

to relive it?

You have to consider where we are.

There's no one in school today.

No, but

Enough. I have a student coming soon.

Did you forget?

I was your student too,

Professor Lin.

Hey.

I'm sorry.

Should I come back later?

It's okay.

You guys talk.

- Okay.

- See you later.

Don't you have a husband?

Then I'll f*ck your husband.

Is it normal for girls to masturbate?

Of course.

We don't have

to be ashamed of our sexuality.

Masturbating can also help us

understand our bodies better

and what we like and don't like.

It helps us find a comfortable rhythm.

HAO CHI-PAI SENT YOU A MESSAGE

DON'T IGNORE MY MESSAGES

HOW ABOUT 25,000 DOLLARS PER MONTH?

I'M VERY SINCERE.

EXCLUSIVE LOVE,

LOOKING FOR A LONG-TERM PARTNER

LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP

DEDICATED,

LOOKING FOR A STABLE RELATIONSHIP

RELAXING MEET UP, MORE THAN

JUST FRIENDS, BUT NOT QUITE LOVERS

MATCHED

You're awake.

My young master,

stop sleeping in.

I just watched Ai-ai's channel.

It's great.

It's nice to be born in your generation.

You two seem to mesh well.

What are you talking about?

You're a pervert.

What do you mean pervert?

What are you thinking?

I'm saying

that you have similar beliefs and ideals.

You two are a good match.

All right, get up.

I'll take you shopping.

The department store closes at 5 p.m.

I haven't even worn

the clothes we bought last time.

Those were all casual clothes.

We're having dinner with Dad.

Those aren't suitable.

I also need to fill in your eyebrow

or Dad will say you're d*sfigured.

I have plans tonight.

Plans again? What is it?

Just something.

Our family hardly gets together

for Lunar New Year's Eve dinner.

Family?

Do you have to do this?

It's not cute at all.

Here, ma'am. Happy Lunar New Year.

- You didn't have to.

- Please accept it.

You're working even during Lunar New Year.

Father.

Father.

Look.

Shih-chieh bought so much stuff.

Look, there are peanuts.

And

There are so many packages.

What's this?

Mullet roe.

Father, it's your favorite.

He hasn't been doing well lately.

- There are oranges in the green bag.

- Okay.

Dad.

Let's eat an orange, okay?

A MARRIED MAN WANTS A SUGAR BABY

I'LL GET YOU CANCELED

Wax for one.

Okay.

Excuse me. What would you

It's nice here.

What are you doing?

What?

I thought you prefer shaving.

You have too much money to spend?

I'm here to see how you're doing.

Come on.

You're just here for your own amusement.

I've had a long day.

After leaving yesterday,

I edited videos until 5 a.m.

I didn't get much sleep.

Then my mom called in the morning

and said she's boycotting

New Year's Eve dinner.

She's not cooking

for Lunar New Year's Eve?

Are you not going home?

Of course I'm going home.

I'm not going home.

Aren't you going home to your mom?

She doesn't need me today.

Do you want to eat at my place?

If you come today,

maybe my mom won't be so mad.

Bullshit.

It's true.

Today is their wedding anniversary.

If things don't go well,

I'll have a hard time this year.

Would I make a difference?

If she agrees, you'll come with me.

Do you dare to make a bet?

- Do you dare?

- I'm not scared.

Okay.

MOM, CAN I BRING MY BOYFRIEND TONIGHT?

BOYFRIEND? OF COURSE YOU CAN!

Look.

Instant reply?

When did I become your boyfriend?

Just think of it as cosplay.

Twenty thousand.

I don't believe it.

Call.

This is the last hand.

All in.

Wait.

I'll raise you 20,000.

I'm sorry. We only accept bets

that are on the table.

How about this?

It was already on the table.

I'll bet everything you have.

Let's make it exciting.

Do you dare?

It's Lunar New Year. This is more fun.

Please reveal your cards.

Happy Lunar New Year!

Three aces.

Straight flush.

Congratulations.

f*ck you, son of a b*tch.

f*ck.

Hello, Mom.

I'm still at work.

I'll be back around six or seven.

It's the holiday rush.

I'll be back when I'm done.

Okay, see you later. Bye.

That's right.

You come here every day.

You are pretty much working here.

Are you really not a professional player?

Where did you play before?

I used to play online.

Online?

That's boring.

Come on.

I know a lot of high rollers.

Cash games.

Let me know

if you want to play with the big dogs.

Hurry up.

Come on.

It's a good deal.

You got lucky.

Even if you find these places,

you might not be able to get in.

That's me.

YUEH

I'm taking off.

f*ck.

f*ck, c**t.

f*ck.

Chang, Happy Lunar New Year.

I'm sorry to make you wait.

Do you know what time it is?

Don't I have to celebrate too?

f*ck.

f*ck.

CHANG'S MOTORCYCLE SHOP

Bring the bike in.

f*ck, c**t.

f*ck.

Damn, that guy is so hostile.

It's Tourette Syndrome.

So? Isn't it a beauty?

It's sold out all over Taiwan.

I had people send them from Japan.

Okay. You can admire it when you get home.

Move aside.

How else am I supposed to work?

f*ck.

Go keep your girlfriend company.

She's not my girlfriend.

You.

You're so lame.

Don't be like me.

f*ck.

A sad, lonely man.

f*ck.

f*ck, c**t. f*ck.

MAY FORTUNE COME TO THIS DOOR

Father.

Do you still have work to do?

Yes.

Are you free right now?

What's the matter? Tell me.

I don't want the sound

to come out of the speaker.

Can you do something about it?

Okay, I'll try.

You're getting more gray hair than me.

I've been working harder lately.

Is your dad doing better?

He's about the same.

We men need to bear our own pressures.

Don't make our family worry, okay?

Okay.

All right.

Stay strong. Understand?

Okay.

Have you met Hsiao-ai's boyfriend?

Does Hsiao-ai have a boyfriend?

She said she was bringing him to dinner.

How is that possible?

Why would I lie to you?

How's your father-in-law? Is he better?

He's the same.

He doesn't recognize anyone.

It's a good thing his wife is gone.

It would have been hard

to take care of him.

Even if she was around,

he would still go to the nursing home.

You think too much.

My father-in-law

doesn't like to trouble others.

Please.

They're family. Not others.

When did you buy this new watch?

Have you been saving up?

You don't earn a lot.

It's not that expensive.

It's expensive to raise a child.

If you don't save up,

you'll have a hard time in the future.

Mom, can you stop pressuring me?

How am I pressuring you?

I didn't say anything.

Why are you so sensitive?

The Lunar New Year is almost here.

Besides celebrating the new year,

Master Meng, the fortune-teller,

also reminds the public

to avoid intercourse on the third day

of the Lunar New Year

to avoid a year of bad luck.

To welcome the new year

I'm home.

Hsiao-ai, welcome home.

This is my boyfriend, Chou Ping-ke.

Happy Lunar New Year.

Happy Lunar New Year.

Have some tea.

It's okay. Not now.

Thank you, sir.

All right,

I'll take Ping-ke to greet Mom first.

Okay.

Well, that was awkward.

My mom is the main point anyway. Let's go.

Mom.

I'm coming.

Hello, ma'am. Happy Lunar New Year.

Happy Lunar New Year.

This is Ping-ke.

Hello.

Not bad.

You're handsome.

Very stylish.

Thank you.

I'm so happy today.

This is the first time

Hsiao-ai brought a boyfriend home.

- Mom, you're being weird.

- Come on.

We're family. It's not weird.

What took you so long?

- Wei-wei.

- Traffic jam?

No, I was on an errand with him.

This is my sister, Chu Wei.

Hello, Chu Wei.

I'm sorry to impose. Happy Lunar New Year.

Just call me Wei-wei.

Let's talk later.

I have a lot to do in the kitchen.

Isn't everyone in our family pretty?

I'll go and cook first.

All right.

- He's so handsome.

- All right.

I'm coming.

So you were once a cute little girl.

Do you think I was born wise?

AI, CHI

Look.

- Do I look cool?

- Don't touch that.

I didn't know you watch baseball.

There's a lot you don't know.

So am I really the first guy

you've brought home?

I lost my virginity on this bed

during my first summer of high school.

Could he be

Ms. Ai's legendary one and only boyfriend?

b*ner?

"Bonner."

It's Bonner.

How many times have I said it?

Are you dumb?

Was it really him?

It's none of your business.

As your current boyfriend, I get to ask.

Yes.

You popped your cherry in high school

and brought him home.

You're Chu Ai indeed.

Same goes to you.

Want to have a quickie?

Are you stupid?

What?

MAY BLOOMING FLOWERS

BRING PROSPERITY

Chu Ai, bring Ping-ke down to dinner.

We're coming.

Shih-chieh, come and eat.

Okay.

Wei-wei, sit with Shih-chieh.

Father, let's eat.

Come on, let's eat.

You sit there with Ping-ke.

Ping-ke, come.

Here.

What? This is for Yu-sen.

You sit there.

Father, you can sit here.

Sit.

Did Yu-sen reply?

He said he was on his way.

Let's eat first.

Let's eat first.

Is he still seeing that friend of his?

Are you talking about Henry?

Yes.

Drink that bowl first.

Drink it on an empty stomach.

Hurry up.

Ping-ke, here.

Try it.

See if you like it.

It's delicious.

No wonder

Ai-ai looks forward to dinner at home.

I'm relieved.

I was afraid you wouldn't like it.

- Here, Dad.

- Get a napkin.

These are my mom's signature dishes.

I'm glad I came.

Eat up. There's a lot of food.

Okay.

Ping-ke.

What do you do?

Me?

I'm

I'm

- I'm

- Ping-ke is a music teacher.

A music teacher?

Hsiao-ai's brother

is also in the orchestra.

He plays the trumpet.

He's really good at blowing.

Ping-ke, where are you from?

I was actually born in San Francisco,

but I came to Taipei when I was five.

Don't you have dinner

with your family today?

Where is our son?

There's so much food.

Is it just the two of us?

He said he was helping his friend move.

Who moves on Lunar New Year's Eve?

Don't you think young people are weird?

All right, it's ready.

Let's eat.

Come.

Why isn't the doorbell working?

Sometimes it's fine.

Sometimes it goes on the fritz.

Couldn't you just call?

My phone ran out of battery.

Business must be good lately.

It's always out of battery.

It's doing okay.

Do you know each other?

Yes.

- He always comes to our

- Yu-sen.

You must be tired from working late.

Look, Mom made

your favorite pork knuckles.

Here's your beer.

Thank you.

Put the cake in the fridge.

Get your brother a bowl of rice.

Go on.

- Shih-chieh, Wei-wei.

- Hi.

Are you hungry? Here, eat up.

Have some fish first for some protein.

- Here.

- Okay, thank you.

Eat up.

I told you to drink that.

What are you doing?

Hurry up and drink it.

I just did.

It's too bitter.

Good medicine is bitter.

Hurry up.

Drink up.

I heard that herbal medicine is effective.

Hurry up.

Mom.

Don't spoil her.

Don't force her to drink it.

She'll get too old to have a baby.

Aren't you in a hurry?

Hurry up.

Okay.

Here.

Wei-wei and I don't plan to have a baby.

Let's eat.

My brother-in-law is so manly.

Wei-wei,

don't drink if you don't want to.

Having kids isn't that important.

Don't stress out.

Don't drink it.

It's okay.

Don't stress out.

What do you know?

Of course men don't feel pressured.

Shih-chieh already said it.

They don't plan to have children.

Don't force them.

Shih-chieh is an honest man.

Unlike you.

What's wrong with me?

You know what it is.

What's wrong with me?

Don't you know? Should I say it right now?

- I don't know what I've done.

- Don't you?

You were playing with yourself in the room

and you don't know?

Mom,

Happy Lunar New Year.

Dad,

Happy Lunar New Year.

Happy Lunar New Year, Mom.

Happy Lunar New Year, Father.

Mom, this is mine.

- Happy Lunar New Year.

- Happy Lunar New Year.

Happy Lunar New Year, Dad.

Who gave so much?

Why did you give so much?

If he were in Indonesia,

this would be even bigger.

Mom, the soup is so good.

Yes, the soup looks delicious.

- Have some more.

- Okay.

Did you eat the chicken ba*ls?

Chicken ba*ls?

Chicken testicles.

There are two for everyone. Here.

Dad, are you okay?

I think he's choking.

- Dad.

- What's wrong?

- Father, cough it out.

- Dad, what's wrong?

- What's going on?

- Dad.

- Father, cough it out.

- Dad!

Call an ambulance! Hurry!

- Father!

- Here, I'll do it.

Dad!

Sorry. I totally didn't expect that.

My parents are ridiculous.

Why are you apologizing?

I like your family, it's nice.

Really?

This is definitely my most unforgettable

Lunar New Year's Eve dinner.

What the hell?

I'm serious.

Can you teach me

how to ride your bike one day?

You already know the answer.

Just checking

if you're still in character.

It's finally over!

Thank you so much for today.

Honey.

Thank you.

You should thank Yu-sen.

I mean, for stopping her

from making me drink the soup.

That was nothing.

We can't keep giving her false hope.

So I used the Heimlich maneuver

that you taught me

to save my dad's life.

I never thought it would come in handy.

ANNIE: THANK YOU FOR YOUR FEEDBACK.

I WILL REVISE IT OVER THE NEW YEAR.

(HEART)

HENRY: I TOLD MY MOM

I WOULD GO ON A BLIND DATE

Hello?

Your family?

What about my family?

Listen, don't be rash.

My family can never know about this.

Is it normal for girls to masturbate?

Of course.

We don't have

to be ashamed of our sexuality.

Masturbating can also help us

understand our bodies better

and what we like and don't like.

It helps us find a comfortable rhythm.

It helps us understand our desires better.

It helps us to no longer

suppress our sexual responses.

Most men think

that it's sexy when a woman masturbates.

Because women who admit

that they masturbate

are usually very confident.

Many women in relationships

are unhappy with their sex life.

Rather than forcing their partners,

they take matters into their own hands.

In fact, a lot of gynecologists

use products like vibrators

to treat women who have a low libido.

But if you use it every day

and get addicted to it,

your body will gradually become numb.

Eventually, you'll need more stimulation

to achieve the same feeling.

For example, you started with this,

gradually moved on to this,

and eventually needed this!

I'm Ms. Ai.

Only Sex, No Love.

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don't hesitate

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See you next time. Bye.