01x07 - Episode 7

[bunniefuu]

Sir.

Play with me.

Are you an idiot? Don't do that.

How else should I do it?

Like this

Of course.

COMING SOON:

LATE NIGHT WITH KELLY RECORDING!

MACHI MACHI MOTORCYCLE SHOP

WORKING ON BIG THINGS!

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What are you doing?

The shop was fine.

I don't recognize it anymore.

Will we really get

more customers this way?

f*ck you!

I'll get some car enthusiast friends

to check in here tomorrow.

Let the b*ll*ts fly for a while.

That's enough.

Have some tofu pudding.

- All right.

- Eat tofu pudding.

Sorry. I have to take this.

Hello?

Hey, Chou Ping-ke. What are you doing?

I'm working.

Weren't you fired?

Why are you working?

- Damn.

- Shut up.

You two have such big mouths.

Do you want to go to the set with me?

Fatty is busy today. He can't drive me.

What set?

Haven't you seen Ai-ai's post?

She'll be on Late Night with Kelly today.

I told you I'm working.

If that's all, I'm going back to work.

Bye.

HSIU-MIN

Hsiu-min.

Mei-chih,

how did it go with Old Chu's factory?

Has it been resolved?

Yes.

That's good.

He's in Indonesia right now.

I'm glad.

Otherwise, Old Pin would feel really bad.

As you know,

ten million dollars is a lot of money.

It's difficult to just lend it to him.

Right.

Thank you.

I'm busy now.

Let's go swimming another day.

Okay. Bye.

MEMORIAL FOR LI FANG-HSIN

Hsiau Tung-kua.

Boss.

The joss paper house you asked me

to order has arrived.

It's in front. You can take a look later.

About the music you mentioned last time,

I think we can just use

what Grandma liked.

It doesn't have to be so formal.

That's right.

Apple,

how many times have I told you?

Put condolence gifts on the right.

Okay.

Mango!

Mathafaka, are you still smoking?

- Hurry up.

- Okay.

MOM

Fang-hsin's grandson

hasn't been back for a long time, right?

He has a big business.

Loan sharks, bouncers, and gambling.

He does everything.

My grandson calls him

a slashy.

Lower your voice.

What if the people inside hear you?

Why are you so scared?

He seems like a good boy.

That's because he was close

to his grandma.

Don't tell me you haven't heard

about him and his dad.

No, I haven't.

Mom, what's wrong?

Indonesia?

Why?

No.

Wait for me. I'll be right there.

What's wrong with Mom?

I'll explain later.

- I have to go see her now.

- Okay.

I'm visiting my dad after school.

- Contact me later.

- But the car

It's okay. You should go.

Thank you.

Hello.

I want to confirm tonight's schedule.

Yes.

GUEST, MS. AI

Yes.

Okay.

Hello, Kelly.

Hi, thank you for coming.

It's nothing.

- Here.

- Thank you.

This isn't oat milk.

How did this happen?

I'm sorry.

I'll get you a new one right now.

Wait, come back.

I have something to tell you.

Do you know that cows have

to keep getting pregnant to produce milk?

They are artificially inseminated

two to three months after giving birth.

That means humans

are constantly raping the cows.

That's how we get milk.

Do you think we should drink it?

Think about it.

I'm sorry. I'll handle it right now.

No need. You already bought it. Leave it.

Kelly, don't be mad.

I'm not mad. It's just

It's just a chance to educate her.

STOP

I'm sorry. We're filming up ahead.

Please wait.

Just five minutes. Please.

Okay.

I can't reach the factory.

What do we do?

I don't care. Just take me to the airport.

Why don't you call Yu-sen?

I already did. He's not picking up.

It's faster for me to just fly there.

Let's first figure out

what is going on, okay?

How can we figure it out

when no one is picking up?

What are we waiting for?

Mom, what are you doing?

- Do you own this street? So?

- Hello. We're filming.

- I'm sorry.

- So what if you're filming?

- I'm sorry.

- We don't have time!

That's enough.

That's enough!

Dad is in Taiwan!

Can you calm down now?

CHU WEI

Take this.

I'm sorry.

Who are you?

I'm Yueh's

Whose motorbike is this?

Hsiao-yueh.

I know.

You took care of Grandma at the end.

She was right to dote on you.

Where should I put this?

Over there.

Is that your friend?

Did your grandma meet him?

Yes.

Why?

Nothing.

Your grandma would be so happy

to see you like this.

Before I left Taiwan, she was worried

that you wouldn't come out of it.

What are you trying to say?

What are you looking at?

It's okay. Nothing to look at here.

Go back to your work.

f*ck you!

Why are you still here?

Get lost!

Get lost!

Mango, where did she put her stuff?

- Over there.

- Go get it!

Dad.

What are you doing?

I'm waiting for Hsiu-hsiu to get off work.

We're going to Yangmingshan

to see the night view.

Is that so?

Can I

Can I tell you a secret?

Sure, tell me.

I'm going to propose to Hsiu-hsiu.

Do you have a ring?

No, she

She

She said she doesn't need one.

Then what does she need?

She needs me.

She just needs me to be with her.

That's all she needs.

Okay then

Let me know when the time is set.

I'll give you a big red envelope.

Thank you.

So you're saying

you can separate them completely.

It's physical. No love.

How can you separate them so cleanly?

We both get what we want.

I can't do it.

I can't either.

If you don't like someone,

how can there be sexual desire?

There should be some interest.

That's right.

Yes, there has to be some interest,

but it could be something superficial.

For example, appearance,

talent, or taste.

But let's say

you meet a really hot guy today,

and you like him,

so you go on a date with him.

Then you feel like you want more.

Isn't that a form of liking and yearning?

Do you mean lovesickness?

Yes.

I won't let myself go that far.

What do you mean?

I'll set some rules first.

Rules? Like what?

For example, a time limit for dates

or no chatting after sex?

Is it because you don't want

to fall in love?

Yes, it's also to prevent

unnecessary expectation.

But I'm curious.

When you have so many rules for sex,

don't you feel empty after doing it?

No. Sex itself isn't meaningless.

It does fulfill our needs at the moment.

It's kind of like exercise.

It's a way of releasing dopamine.

We have rules

for basketball too, don't we?

We won't feel empty after we play.

In that case,

we won't need sex

if we all play basketball.

It'll be satisfying enough.

Actually, you often talk about this

on your channel.

It has become a bit

like preaching, hasn't it?

GUEST, MS. AI

I think

if we can treat sex and love

as two separate entities,

that's better for humans.

If we insist on linking them together,

it will only create

more unrealistic expectations.

Could it be that

your separation of sex and love

is just because you are afraid

of having expectations?

Let's say you're in a relationship.

Then your partner goes out

for a booty call.

Would you be okay with that?

I think if both parties

are on the same page, why not?

Yes. Why not?

It's an open relationship.

It's a way of dating and loving.

Do you have any past experiences

that you can share with us?

- Me?

- Yes, I'm talking to you.

No.

So when you speak

of separating sex and love,

is it only one sided

or is it only possible when you're single?

Or is it because

you are afraid of loneliness,

but you don't dare to commit?

It's not that I don't dare to commit.

I just choose not to.

Could this be the rumored

"Love Impotent"?

Yes, that's what I thought too.

All right. Hold on.

Hold on. Don't label it yet.

Everyone's situation is different.

Of course, people are complex,

not one-dimensional.

But sometimes people's defense mechanisms

are very cunning.

YOUR FIRST CAR IN LIFE

IS YOUR DAD'S SHOULDER

Dad!

YOUR FIRST CAR IN LIFE

IS YOUR DAD'S SHOULDER

ROYAL BIRD'S NES

Whose kid is that?

Who knows?

- Kid, what's wrong?

- Where are you going?

Hey, kid. Where are you going?

Walk slowly. Don't fall.

- Mr. Chou, stand still.

- I'm not drunk.

Handsome, you can't do this.

Ai-ai.

Don't you have

anything you want to say to me?

So are you living here with that woman?

It's not what you think.

I saw it with my own eyes.

It's not like that.

She's just a friend.

If she's just a friend,

why didn't you let me in?

Can you stop asking?

Okay.

I won't ask.

Can you come home with me now?

Can you?

I'll go home on my own when I'm ready.

Do you know

that when I was on the show today,

I was told that I don't understand love

and that I'm "Love Impotent"?

At that moment,

other than saying that I don't need love,

I couldn't find anything to say.

When I left, I kept thinking.

I wondered why I became like this.

What's wrong with me?

What am I afraid of?

But now I know.

It's because of you.

You made me afraid of being abandoned.

Just like now.

Hsiao-ai.

DIVORCE AGREEMEN

LI MANOR, MEMORIAL FOR LI FANG-HSIN

LI MANOR, MEMORIAL FOR LI FANG-HSIN

LI MANOR, MEMORIAL FOR LI FANG-HSIN

Do you want to eat something?

I don't know what happened

between you and your family.

But I think I need to remind you.

Do you remember

what Grandma told you at the hospital?

What did she say?

Grandma is worried about your temper.

Are you done?

I just don't want you

to be impulsive and regret it.

Don't you want Grandma to rest in peace?

I'm warning you. Stop it.

This isn't you. Why do you do this?

What are you doing?

You're finally back.

Why are you here?

Why did you keep your phone off all day?

It ran out of battery.

Did you go see Dad or not?

I'm going to pee first.

Mom already knows that Dad is in Taiwan.

- Did you tell her?

- What else?

She was going to the airport today.

So you asked him to come back.

But he wouldn't.

What about the ten million?

What ten million?

Mom said Dad asked to borrow ten million

from Hsiu-min's husband a while ago.

He must have used it

to buy that woman a house.

That's impossible.

How is it impossible?

He left his five-year-old kid in the car

to go to a hostess club.

Now he's borrowing money

to support his mistress.

It fits his character.

Do you think

he has a sense of responsibility?

Mom.

As long as he's okay.

Smoke less.

When did she come in?

When you said he's borrowing money

to support his mistress.

Mom.

No matter what happens,

we'll always be here for you.

Hsiao-ai.

You can't hate your dad, okay?

Why are you still defending him?

About the hostess club incident,

he came to talk to me about it.

I could tell

he felt really guilty about it.

He wanted to apologize to you.

I told him

you were too young to understand.

I told him not to bring it up again.

That's how men do business.

He can't even hold his liquor.

He's always forced to drink

until he throws up.

It's really hard for him, you know?

Are you okay with him being like this?

It's just role playing.

How else could we

have raised the three of you?

What about this time?

Is it still business?

Is it still just role playing?

Hsiao-ai.

Listen to me.

No matter how your dad and I end up,

you guys don't have to worry.

I will be fine.

But you can't look down on him.

He'll always be your dad.

You have to remember.

Your dad sacrificed a lot

for this family.

Do you understand?

Do you love Dad?

I don't know if I do.

But we'll always be a family.

What's wrong?

How could he do this to you?

I'm all right.

It's okay.

All right.

Come.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Take it.

You lost. Don't be a sore loser.

Stop throwing a tantrum.

How about I let you punch me once?

f*ck. You really hit me.

Hey, I only said

I would let you punch me once.

This restaurant is quite interesting.

I used to come here often.

My dad forbade me from coming here,

so I came here even more often.

It's on the house.

We have two here.

You only gave us one.

You're so annoying.

You haven't been here for so long.

You're still so mean.

That's Mr. Shu.

He was in the same unit as my dad.

My dad called him g*y Shu.

He said he was weird

and told me not to go near him.

He didn't want him to infect me.

My first racy magazine was stolen

from the bathroom here.

How old were you?

The summer of my second year

of middle school.

You remember it so clearly.

That night,

that aunt of mine found out about it.

When I got home,

my drunkard dad hung me up and beat me.

Do you know how badly he beat me up?

He beat me up so badly

that my grandma cried

and begged him to stop.

In the end, he even

pushed my grandma to the ground.

Then I lost it.

I fought with him.

And then?

That's it.

He hit his head.

He was in the hospital

for three days and died.

Eat up. The noodles are getting soggy.

That's enough.

Do you know what time it is?

Stop practicing.

Your phone keeps ringing.

Aren't you going to answer it?

It's fine.

I'm sure it's not important.

Whatever.

The key is on the table.

Remember to lock the door when you leave.

Okay.

Lock the door!

f*ck.

If there's a break-in, it's on you.

- I know. Don't worry.

- I'll get going.

Bye, Chang.

DAD IS BACK IN TAIWAN THIS WEEK.

WHEN ARE YOU FREE FOR DINNER?

WHY AREN'T YOU PICKING UP?

CALL ME WHEN YOU SEE THIS

It stinks.

What do g*y men do

if their sexual preferences clash?

Either don't be a top or bottom

and choose to do 69,

jerk each other off

or take turns pleasuring each other.

If you're both bottoms,

you can buy a double-headed dildo

and lube up to spice things up.

Many people would change their preferences

to be with someone they like.

Now that's truly tragic.

Don't force yourself

in a sexual relationship.

If you really aren't compatible,

it's better to break up.

They're in love!

Sexual desire is natural.

You can't suppress

or force yourself for long.

No matter how much you love each other,

if the sex isn't fulfilling,

it's only a matter of time

before you cheat.

I've heard of people

who tried switching roles

and were surprised to find fulfillment.

Isn't it more satisfying to be a bottom?

Bottoms can indeed

achieve a prostate orgasm.

Aside from the p*nis,

a men's erogenous zone

is the prostate near his large intestine.

I'm Ms. Ai.

Only Sex, No Love.

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See you next time. Bye.