Sir, I'm simply
asking what we did wrong.
Please step out of the vehicle.
Keep your hands in plain sight,
and don't make me repeat myself.
What did he do?
You mind putting that thing away?
No, I'm actually recording it
for my own protection.
Would you mind letting us
know why you stopped us?
You better put
that thing away.
Put the phone away,
or you're gonna be joining
your little buddy here.
Under what charges?
All right, two of you
get outta the vehicle now.
Don't.
Mia, this is not a game.
Just a simple question.
It's a simple question
that they're asking.
Why did you stop us, Mr. Officer guy?
I'm sorry. Was I talking to you?
You just sit back there and shut up.
You're gonna be joining your
-Oh, my gosh.
-friends up here.
Are you guys seeing this?
This guy just pulled us over
in the middle of the street
for absolutely no reason at all.
He's clearly abusing
his power as an officer.
So I'm live streaming
right now to make sure
that nothing
happens to Joss or I
so everyone can see.
Put the phone down now.
No.
I'm not feeling safe right now.
I'm fully within my right
to do what I need to do.
Sir, she's just asking,
what did we do wrong?
This is the last time
I'm gonna tell you.
Get out.
Don't.
Just so you know, you're
on a livestream right now
with over 8,000 viewers.
And trust me when I say,
it's only gonna keep growing.
Really?
Well
Wow.
I'll tell you something.
I know what you're
all doing out here,
and I don't like it one bit.
This is my town,
and I'm not gonna put up with
a bunch of bullshit YouTubers.
All right?
I get one complaint about
this group, one complaint,
and I'll promise you that you're
all going into a jail cell
and you're gonna stay there
until you become normal people.
-Get it?
-Got it.
-Got it, sir.
-Thanks, Officer.
-We really appreciate it.
-Yes.
-Thank you very much.
-Have a great day.
See you.
Thank you, sir.
-What a f*cking d*ck.
-Crazy!
-Mia, are you crazy?
-What?
He was reaching for his g*n.
Yeah, that's why I started live-streaming.
Just so everyone can see us,
just in case anything
crazy happened.
Yeah, she did
the right thing, Joss.
You don't need to be
a d*ck about this.
Oh, I'm being a d*ck here?
You didn't just see
him almost arrest me?
No!
At least then you would
become a real actor,
a real Hollywood star.
Like every Hollywood actor,
like everyone
have been arrested
at least once in their lives.
Tell me one that didn't.
Tom Hanks.
Okay. That's the only one.
He's the only.
What's the name of that
guy who played "Iron Man"?
-Oh, Robert Downey Jr.
-Robert Downey Jr.
-Robert what?
-Love him.
Robert Downey Jr.
-Robert?
-Robert Downey Jr!
-I'm so sorry.
-Okay. All right.
-So him, okay?
-Yeah.
He was arrested more times
than Fernandinho Beira-Mar,
which is a big
Brazilian drug dealer,
bigger than Pablo
Escobar, by the way.
-Really?
-What's your point?
My point is, for you to
become a real Hollywood star,
you need to get your a*s in jail
at least once in your life.
That's all I'm saying.
Come on, Joss.
Laugh a little bit.
He's just trying
to mess with us.
And when has Pedro
not messed with us?
All right, guys.
Sorry about the way I had
to start today's stream off,
but as you could see, we
were dealing with a bit
-of a tense situation.
-So beautiful.
Oh my God. Look at this.
-So amazing.
-Wow.
I feel like a free
squirrel in the night.
A free
squirrel in night?
Oh my goodness.
Oh, golly gee.
This is so beautiful.
Anyway, so we're on the
last leg of our trip,
and we're going to a
really beautiful cabin
that's right next to
the National Park.
And as you could
see, the cops wanted
to bring us here with
a party or something.
-I don't know.
-Such a lovely reception.
Beautiful welcome.
Hey, babe?
Are you gonna keep
streaming the whole time?
Yeah. I mean, kind of
already started the stream.
I can't really leave you
guys hanging now, can I?
It'll only be for like
an hour more, I promise.
No, it's, that's fine.
You're good.
All right, and now
let's get the party started.
So we have the famous comedian,
Pedro Carvalho, in the back seat.
Say something to
the beautiful fans.
Okay, I don't know what the
heck that was, but I agree.
And you're amazing.
And then over here we
have the lovely Thomas
who's taking over TikTok.
Say something.
What's up, guys? I'm
grateful to be here.
Thanks for having me.
Sorry, I'm joining late.
The only reason is because
Pedro invited me late.
-I didn't know you'd wanna come, man.
-Of course.
It's a f*cking
publicity campaign.
Of course, I want to
come. It's free sh*t, dude.
Okay, and then we have
the stunningly beautifully
talented artist, Cindy Hope.
Cindy Hope.
Shake her up.
Cindy?
-Oh.
-Say hey to everybody, Cindy.
Hi, person.
-Oh my gosh.
-Give them some energy.
They're so excited to see
you. People are commenting.
Oh, leave her alone.
You know, she's a
precious little bubble.
You know how these artists are.
I know.
Okay, anyway.
Okay, guys, so you know
what to do. Go to her page.
Leave her some love,
leave her some comments.
Give her a follow, do
whatever you guys gotta do.
Mia, this is bullying.
Not correctly.
This is cyberbullying.
Oh my God.
If Mia giving Cindy an extra
100K followers is bullying,
then Mia, please cancel me.
Destroy me.
-Oh my God.
-Me, me, me,
-me too!
-Ew, Thomas.
-What is wrong with you?
-Oh come on.
You're the only comedian here.
I've been posting on
YouTube for nine years.
Oh my God!
I can't. Okay.
-We know.
-When I started posting,
the internet was like the
new world and I was Columbus.
-I pioneered that sh*t.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Okay, we get it.
-And still, nobody knew
you had a channel until
like five months ago
when you started TikTok.
You know what? It takes 10 years
to become an overnight success.
TikTok Anybody can be successful
-on TikTok.
-Literally.
Then why aren't you
famous on TikTok?
-I'm kind of.
-Might have like six viral videos.
-Okay, you are.
-Yeah, yeah.
-Okay. Yes.
-Yes.
-All right.
-Oh, how my How is it going?
Oh, let's see.
Holy sh*t.
-What?
-Oh my gosh. A 100K viewers.
What the? Hey!
Tag me. Tag me.
-Don't forget to tag me.
-Hi!
Let me see this.
Lemme see this first.
How did you get a 100K already?
Oh my gosh.
I am feeling something. I
am feeling something coming.
We are going to have a
million viewers tonight.
-Yes!
-And Mia's gonna have to shave her head.
-No!
-You forgot!
I didn't forget.
I didn't forget.
-Wait. Wait.
-No!
-What are you talking about?
-Oh my God.
If I get this correct, in
your girlfriend's exact words,
"Guys, once I get
a million viewers,
-I will shave my head just for you."
-Shut up.
-I didn't say it like that.
-That was exactly the same voice.
-No!
-Wait, you're actually
gonna shave your head?
Babe, are you still
gonna love me if I do it?
Yeah.
She's gonna look like Gollum.
She's gonna be like, "Hello
my precious followers.
Don't forget to
like and subscribe.
Gollum, Gollum, Gollum."
-Okay.
-That's good.
Should we call
"Lord of the Rings"?
Babe, are you sad?
I'm just focusing on driving.
Are you,
like, mad at me?
I didn't even shave it yet.
-Well, we're
-Yet.
Yet.
We're here.
-Hey.
-Hey.
Hey. Whoa,
is that the cabin?
Oh my God.
This is the best publicity
I've ever done. 1000%.
If you stay
here, if they, like,
I would post a fake
picture on my Instagram,
whether they wanna
do one my liver,
I put it on eBay and do an auction.
I don't care.
Oh my God. I need
to get out right now.
-Let's go, guys. This is it.
-Wow!
Look at this place.
It's so gorgeous.
Oh my gosh.
And you guys can stay in
a place exactly like this
or this spot exactly
if you go on my page
and follow the travel
agency I've been tagging
in all of my recent posts.
Wow.
My God, this
place is so beautiful.
Oh man. Is there
a jacuzzi here, Mia?
I don't
know, but we can ask.
-Yeah.
-Just don't jerk off
in the jacuzzi, man.
-Don't jerk off.
-Are you talking to yourself?
Yeah. I kind of need to
talk much of myself
to keep me from doing sh*t
and appearing in gossip
papers and in pages.
-Yeah.
-Oh my God.
Wow. Seriously, guys,
this is so sick.
And I want you guys
commenting all weekend.
Tell me what you
think of the place.
I just need to see what
you guys have to think.
Are those the
agency owners, I guess?
Oh, let's see. Yeah.
-Let's not keep them waiting, right?
-Oh, hey!
-Hello there.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-Oh my gosh.
Guys, okay, so tell
me what you think,
what you guys want
us to do most.
So, I don't know.
I was thinking maybe we could
have like a little barbecue,
maybe do some s'mores.
I don't know. I wanna see like a raccoon
do something funny. What do you think?
-Mia?
-Yeah?
Do you mind if we only
post what's necessary?
I just wanna spend
some time with you
and have some alone
time together.
Oh, well, I mean, it's
kind of like part of my job
to be able to do this.
Like, I was hired to come here.
No, I know, just post
whatever you gotta do.
Just don't post everything. That's all.
Everything?
Okay. I mean, maybe I
do post kind of a lot.
I don't know.
Okay, guys, well,
I'm really sorry,
but I think I have to end
this stream early tonight.
No, no, no. Keep,
keep, keep, keep streaming.
You're good. Just if we
can have some us time.
How the Do I talk to them?
-Do I talk to them?
-Yeah, yeah.
Just say hi. Okay, guys.
You know him. Obviously,
we're together all the time.
-Cool.
-Okay. I love you so much. Thank you.
-Thank you.
-Okay, guys.
So, this is the beautiful cabin.
And let's see.
Let's go upstairs.
Let's meet everyone. Okay?
Coming up. Hi.
Well, hi, Mia.
-Oh my gosh.
-Come up here.
You must be Lindsey.
-Hi. You sure are Mia.
-Hi.
-Welcome.
-Thank you.
They were just telling us
they got a waterfall somewhere
here on the property.
-Did you know that?
-Oh my gosh. No.
-Can we go?
-Yes, you can. You must.
Listen, girl, if that
waterfall doesn't bring
at least half of your followers
here, I dunno what will.
Listen, man.
Is it a waterfall
or Niagara Falls?
'Cause like for you to fit
6 million people in here,
it needs to be pretty big.
It's not gonna be all
at once, you animal.
Oh, talking about animals.
Do you guys have a pigsty
around here for the gentleman?
Oh! Just joke, just kidding.
Just kidding.
Okay!
I hope that kid's okay.
Excuse me? Where
can we park the car?
Oh, we can take
care of that later.
Let me just show you a room.
Should I Do you need help?
-Yeah, that would be great.
-Let me help you.
-You guys got that?
-I'm so excited.
Yeah!
The porch looks beautiful.
-Look at the lights.
-Amazing.
Oh my gosh.
Look at these trees.
Oh, used to me.
-Whoa, look at these hardwood floors.
-Mia?
Hi.
This is my daughter, Liza.
She's your biggest fan.
-Mom.
-Hi, Liza.
Well, am I lying?
How are you?
It's so nice to meet you.
Hi.
Hi.
She has a big poster
of you in her room.
Mom.
Oh my gosh. It's so fine.
Don't be shy at all.
Literally, when I was your age,
I was Taylor Swift's biggest fan,
and I had her poster
all over my walls.
And then when I met her, I
literally couldn't even breathe.
And I kept stuttering,
and it was just like the
most awkward situation
but now were besties, so.
I know. I know.
I was really nervous for you.
I watched it on your stories.
Oh, cute.
Well, I'm so sorry
to cut this short,
but I really need to
use your bathroom.
Oh yeah. It's to the left.
Okay. Thank you.
I'll see you guys
in a bit. Okay?
-All right.
-Yay. Okay, cool.
-Bye.
-Thank you so much.
Okay.
Honestly, I really should have
gone to the bathroom earlier.
I should have gone right
after we left the beach.
But I didn't really wanna
go on the side of the road
because you guys know me.
I can't go in dirty places, so
Holy crap.
This place is freaking
gorgeous. Look at this light.
Oh my gosh. Wow.
They really outdid
their selves this time.
What? Oh my gosh.
Do I move in? Do I put a
down payment on this place?
What?
I am so excited
to be here. Okay.
But actually, I gotta
go to the bathroom.
I'm like peeing my pants.
Thing is here,
I have 250 of you guys
in the chat right now,
and there's no way that I'm
gonna leave you hanging.
So what I'm gonna do is
point the camera elsewhere
and maybe mute the
mic for a second.
So don't hate me, I'll be
back in five seconds, okay?
Okay.
All right.
Okay. So one second.
I'll be right back. Okay?
God bless whoever invented the
21st-century toilet, right?
f*ck! Oh my God. What
the f*ck was that?
Oh my God.
What was that noise?
Mia? You already
breaking sh*t for real?
No, it
wasn't me, I swear.
Are you okay?
-No. That was f*cking crazy.
-Okay, okay, guys, just calm down.
-What's going on, bro?
-I have no idea.
Are you okay?
-Yeah. That was just f*cking crazy.
-f*ck!
-Holy moly!
-Someone threw something
through the f*cking window.
Are you kidding me?
Okay, guys, I, you can
just, like, stay inside
and I'll take care of this.
I'm coming with you.
-Come back.
-Be right back. Yeah. I will.
Holy sh*t.
Are you kids okay?
Yeah. Yeah, we're okay.
It's just the sound of
the window and everything.
It really freaked me out.
It's okay. Just take
some deep breaths.
-We're gonna--
-Look at the size of this.
Who threw this rock?
-Oh my God. That could've k*lled me.
-Jesus.
Look at this.
-It's my fault.
-Honey.
No, he probably saw
me on the livestream.
He's just trying to scare me.
Who's trying to scare you?
A boy from school.
You know how mean kids can be,
especially if you're
a little different.
He lives a few
miles down the hill,
but he always comes up
here to cause trouble
whenever she's here.
I'm so sorry.
No, no. Don't worry.
It's not your fault.
Hey, hey, hey, listen.
He's just a hater.
He's only doing this
because he knows
you're better than him.
I have thousands of them.
Don't let him get you.
How the f*ck
got out of here.
It was David again.
-I know.
-Yeah.
Why don't you
just call the cops?
Because his dad
is the sheriff.
Oh my God.
There's seriously
something so wrong
with the law enforcement
of this town.
That's for sure.
You said he is trying to do
this because of the stream?
-Probably.
-All right, I've got an idea.
-Hey there, you little f*ck!
-Thomas, stop.
Listen up. I know
you're watching this.
-Thomas, stop!
-So why don't you go
into your father's bedroom,
grab the handcuffs,
-get used to them, because that's gonna
-Thomas, stop!
be your life from here on out if
you keep sh*t up like this.
Here's a little piece of advice.
-Thomas.
-Don't drop the bar
-of soap in the shower.
-Thomas, shut up.
No, he needs to
hear this. All right?
-Thomas, stop!
-He's the little kid,
little punk trying break
property and sh*t like that.
-Thomas, that's enough.
-I'm telling you, kid,
your life is gonna get real--
-I said enough! Stop.
-Mia!
When I say no, I mean no.
Hi, guys. Sorry about that.
-Don't apologize for me.
-Thomas can sometimes be--
I meant what I said.
-Honey, I need to talk to you.
-Sorry.
-Please know that that wasn't actually me.
-Hey, guys, guys,
I'm really sorry you
have to go through this
unfortunate event,
but I'll be outside.
I'll be taking care of this,
and if you need anything,
please, just let me know.
-Thanks a lot, Mr. Chapman.
-Thank you.
Just, just call me Anthony.
And by the way, guys, thank
you very much for being here.
Your work is really
important for my company.
It's really helping my business.
So, especially you, Mia.
-Oh.
-My little girl,
she's a huge fan, so thank you.
Oh my God,
she's adorable.
Well, she's my little angel.
Have fun, guys.
-Thanks so much, sir.
-All right, guys.
So I'm a little out of breath.
This has been just crazy.
-So I just think that--
-Mia?
Can't say sh*t
like that in front of
-They're doing it again.
-Just like that,
the kid threw a rock through
the window and almost
-hit your girlfriend.
-Well, you have
to act a little more
professional, dude.
-Don't f*cking tell me,
-No, Mia has
-worked so hard.
-Guys? Guys.
To get us this place.
You understand? Her
name is on the line.
All of our names are
on the f*cking line.
Including mine.
I just don't want
us to be depicted
as some f*cking spoiled influencers trying
to get followers.
No, it's because you
don't want to be depicted
as a f*cking influencer
because you want
-to be a big-shot Hollywood actor.
-Thomas,
-we're still streaming
-He needs to hear this.
Good, they love
drama, don't they?
Let me teach you
something, kids.
All right?
You can't just go around
pretending like nothing
is wrong in your life.
All right? I say what I mean
to say because it's real.
Anything that comes out of my
brain is what I'm thinking.
I don't care if I'm in
front of a movie star,
in front of a billionaire,
in front of my friends,
because that's real.
You're not always
gonna have a PR team
telling you what to do.
And one day, you're gonna
f*ck everything up royally
and it's probably gonna
end your relationship.
-Ouch.
-Thomas, that's enough.
-Guys, I'm sorry.
-You know what?
-He's f*cking out of his mind.
-What?
You got something to say?
sh**t your shot, bro.
Look, they're all watching.
Are you just gonna
keep streaming?
f*ck you.
You're just gonna
film this content?
Can you just stop the stream
for one second? That's it.
Pedro? Hi.
Would you mind taking
over the stream
for a little while
while I go talk to Joss?
Yeah.
-Sure, let's do this.
-Yeah, take it, thanks. Bye.
-Hello, guys.
-Will you just turn off that stream?
It stays on.
Sorry, man, I'm kind of
Okay, everyone,
let's just talk about
something else right now. Okay?
Joss, I have almost over
400,000 people watching
this stream right now.
It's more than I've ever
had in my entire career.
Are they only here for
this chaotic bullshit?
Yes, of course. Because
that is what sells online.
And you know that.
Is he an as*h*le?
Yes, of course.
But they're my followers
and they want to see me in
this chaotic bullshit.
So the stream, it's
gonna stay on. Okay?
Okay?
Fine. Okay.
-Pedro?
-Yeah?
Hi.
Would you mind maybe
going for a little stroll in the forest?
Going to find a little
bear or an acorn?
-Yeah, sure. Let's do it.
-Cute.
-Go have a cute time.
-Pedro is taking over
the livestream, everyone.
Let's do this.
Just don't hurt anyone
or lose anybody, please.
Lose anybody?
I'm gonna get you to 20 million
followers tonight, baby.
-Let's do this.
-Okay, let's make it happen.
Thomas? Thomas?
Thomas, come on.
-I'll watch him.
-Yeah, please.
Come on, baby. Come on.
Come on.
I'm not a dog, all right?
Let's go. Let's change
the vibe a little bit.
Okay? Shall we?
Because I feel that
there's a really bad vibe,
a really tense vibe.
And Pedro does not like a
tense vibe in his streams.
So let's start with
changing the energy
and making this night so huge
that we're never gonna forget.
It's gonna be a
night to remember.
It's gonna be a night
Come on, to remember
Come on now
I don't remember the rest of the lyrics.
So let's just keep moving.
Let's start with a
few rules, shall we?
Because I see what you
guys are coming from.
You think I do not read
the comments? I do.
So f*ck you to whoever
called Joss a "B" word
and love you to whoever said
that I should be the one
carrying with the livestream
for the rest of the night.
Cindy Hope is here, everyone.
Say hello to her.
You wanna start an argument
and see if we can reach a
million watchers? Is that it?
No, I'm not thinking about--
I mean, I can always kick
your a*s if you want me to.
She could, bro. She's an Aries.
I have no doubt about that.
I'm just thinking about maybe
just do a like, I don't know,
a cute argument or just,
I don't know, no violence.
Just to boost up the stream,
you know, entertainment.
-Entertainment.
-Right, 'cause you didn't wanna end up
on those Brazilian gossip
pages again, right?
You are right. I
should not be doing this.
I'm so, okay. Pedro's
not here, anymore.
I'm done. Bye-bye.
This is over. It's done.
No, don't worry, guys.
He just likes to act tough
in front of the camera,
but really, he's
dead scared of me.
Oh my God, bro. Look who's
asking to enter the stream.
Oh my God.
I'm like gonna let him in.
-No.
-I'm gonna let him in.
-I'm gonna let him in.
-That's a bad idea.
It's gonna be fun, man.
Wait, wait, who are
you talking about?
It's this Brazilian dude
that Pedro f*cking hates.
I don't hate him. He hates me.
And after tonight, he's
gonna hate me even more.
Let's do this. Let's so do this.
-It's gonna be fun.
-Your funeral.
What are you guys saying?
What are you saying? None
of this Portuguese sh*t.
Not saying anything. He's
not sounding correctly.
What are you saying, bro?
What I'm saying that
I'm jealous of the singer.
Pedro's mine. Only mine.
Okay. This was
not a good idea.
I'm so sorry, guys. I'm
gonna have to cut him short.
Bye-bye.
Hell yeah. I am.
-f*ck you.
-You know I love you.
And I f*cking hate you.
It was not a good idea.
Guys, look at the trees.
It feels like we're in twilight.
No, no, no.
Don't try and change the
subject. We all heard that.
It's on the internet, brother.
The truth is out there.
What truth?
There is no truth to be told.
-Thomas is always drunk.
-Who are you talking about?
He's always joking. You
can't believe Thomas.
You know that.
So let's just, I'm gonna
show you guys the forest.
It's so beautiful out here,
that Mia told me to do this,
and this is what I'm gonna do.
And since when have
you listened to Mia?
Since she made me the host
of the biggest livestream
I've ever been a part of.
That's good. Well, use your five
seconds of fame,
because here the queen comes,
and King as*h*le's
probably not far behind.
Oh, Mia!
Mia's back, guys. So I'm
gonna have to cut this.
Thank you so much
for the attention.
Thank you so much for the love.
I see you guys soon.
This was so amazing for me.
And keep on with your queen, Mia.
Mia, take over the livestream
because they miss you.
They miss you so much.
I only tripped a few.
Hey. Where's Captain
Shitty f*cking Attitude?
I don't know. I think he went to go
look at the waterfall or something.
Needed air.
It's the middle of the night.
So since my spotlight
moment was already stolen,
let's go light up
that fireplace.
And burn some marshmallows
like typical Americans do.
-All right.
-All right, all right.
Sounds good, but you're not
gonna be the one doing the fire
'cause you're gonna set
this whole place ablaze.
-Oh, don't do that.
-How dare you?
Maybe let's not set
the whole place on fire.
So like half,
quarter, eighth, 32nd?
-I can keep going.
-No. How about no?
We need to be a little specific
'cause I'm about to start.
-Whoa
-Dude, back.
Pedro, not funny.
No, it's closed.
I'm not crazy.
-Dude.
-No, you are crazy.
I just didn't know if
you were that crazy.
Oh, I have an idea.
-Come here, come now. Come there.
-Okay, yeah, yeah.
Grab it. Okay, so I'm gonna
be holding this,
and the fire's gonna be, there's
gonna be huge fire right here.
-Oh yeah.
-And then,
I'm going to be burning off
the fireplace in the back
with the moon right there,
-shining up like f*cking crazy.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the title of
the video's gonna be,
"We burned the client's cabin down."
-That's a hard no.
-That's gonna be clickbait right there.
It's not clickbait.
It's only clickbait if it's fake.
Yeah, yeah. You're right.
Okay, okay. Okay.
But what about this?
If you burn the
cabin down for real,
I will delete my TikTok.
No!
-No, are you serious?
-Yeah.
I think I agree with you.
Okay, so that might,
might be worth it for me to pay
for the damages of the cabin
just to see you lose your
precious TikTok account.
-Millions.
-Oh, I dunno.
Do you make that much off
of standup comedy yet?
I don't know.
-Excuse me?
-Not that much. Not yet.
We're leaving now.
Oh, okay. Coming over.
I'm coming. I'm
coming, I'm coming.
Hi.
Oh my gosh, I'm so
sorry for everything
if we caused you guys
any stress at all.
Oh, no, you're fine.
You guys are great.
I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
Actually, I wanted
to ask you something.
Yeah, sure.
Would it be okay
if Liza hung out
with you guys for a little bit?
My husband will come
pick her up later.
Yeah, of course.
Ma'am?
I actually have to
tell you one thing.
It might be the worst thing
you do in your entire life.
Because one night,
simply one night,
with influencers is
like a werewolf bite.
It turns you into a monster!
No, it doesn't.
I promise you that.
Don't worry.
I guess I have
to take that risk.
Well, that's on you.
Everything okay?
All right. You kids have fun.
Oh, thanks so
much. See you later.
-Bye.
-Have a good night.
-Bye.
-Bye.
Hi. Wanna sit ?
So I hear
you're my biggest fan.
Yeah.
I watch all your videos.
Oh, and what do you do
when I don't post anything?
I watch theirs.
See, guys? She is a
one true Mia addict.
You guys have to
follow her steps.
You know what to tell
them to do. Don't you?
Subscribe?
Yeah, sure. You don't
have to be so shy, though.
I don't think
they're gonna like me.
What? No, of course,
they're gonna like you.
Right, you guys?
Why wouldn't they?
Most people think
I'm kind of weird.
Oh, well, what's the fun
of being ordinary?
I don't know.
Okay. Name me one influencer
that became famous by being ordinary.
Exactly. See?
You're one of us.
We're weird underdogs
from the real world
that made our own
in our own way.
Are there still assholes
out there that piss us off?
Yes. 1000%.
Honestly, that's why I can't
even read the comments anymore.
Please don't get
mad at me, guys.
I know, I'm sorry.
It's just, every
time I read something
about how fake my boobs are
or something regarding my body,
I just get so much anxiety.
But there is such a
bright side to everything.
I get to hang out
with people like you
who connect to my work and
feel like we're real friends
in the real world.
You're my friend?
Yeah, of course.
You're f*cking
awesome. Right, guys?
-You think so?
-Yeah. 1000%.
I knew you would
understand me.
Yes! Of course, I do.
I'm not like those
bullies at your school.
We're the same.
Thank you.
For what?
For being my friend.
Oh, of course. You don't
ever have to thank me for that.
I've got your back
and you've got mine.
All right.
All right!
So what do we tell
the people to do?
Subscribe!
Yes. That's my girl.
Oh my gosh.
You're gonna be--
Mia, Mia, Mia. Sorry, kid.
Come here, Mia.
Look at this.
It's a cup
He's doing some, he's
summoning the fire god.
Pedro, what the f*ck
are you doing? Stop.
This is so offensive.
I'm streaming.
What? Trying to
make the fire go up.
So small.
What? You wanna set
the whole forest on fire?
No. Okay, guys, I'm
really sorry about that.
Pedro can sometimes be
culturally insensitive.
-What?
-Yeah.
Mia, can you just gimme a
hand with these animals, please?
-Animals?
-Why?
Who are you calling an animal?
It was your boyfriend trying
to summon the cap, what?
Captueta, the Capria?
What's his name?
Boyfriend?
-Oh.
-Yes.
Let's just sit
down and, you know,
just enjoy the fire and
burn some marshmallows.
Play some dumb songs. You know?
Pedro Carvalho?
Are you embarrassed that
I used the term boyfriend?
Look at his face.
-Oh
-Oh my gosh.
We're seeing a red face
firsthand embarrassment.
He likes Cindy.
It's confirmed.
Pedro and Cindy sitting in a tree
You're so f*cking funny, dude.
You should be a comedian.
Should create a TikTok
account. You know that?
I get it. I get it.
Funny.
Oh, Cindy, why don't
you play a song for us?
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
-Me?
-No, me.
Who else is a professional
musician around here?
I mean, I don't know.
I really don't wanna mess
up your stream or anything.
-Oh my God.
-Mess up?
Mess up the stream?
We're going viral, right?
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Then a private concert
from Cindy Hope is probably
gonna push us over a million.
Is that right? Are
you gonna view it?
Yes. Guys, leave a comment
below. Let us know what you think.
Play for us!
Play for us!
Play for us!
Play for us!
Come on. Play for us.
Okay.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Oh, go get her guitar, man.
All right.
-I'll get your guitar.
-Oh, be careful
-with him, please.
-Yeah. Thomas, don't drop it.
Oh, okay.
Anyway.
Oh my gosh. You guys
are in for such a treat.
You're gonna get an
exclusive concert
from one of the most talented
musicians in the world today,
my best friend, the one
and only Cindy Hope!
Okay. What's your TikTok?
I'm just gonna write it in there.
I don't have one.
What?
She doesn't need one.
Okay, then how about,
go to her Instagram,
YouTube, and Twitter then?
No Twitter either.
No way!
No, I mean, it's just,
there's just so much
hate out there, you know?
So I thought deleting it all
and just clearing my head
would be the best for me.
-Makes sense, right?
-I agree with her.
-Make a lot of sense. I hate Twitter.
-Yeah.
Okay. Yeah.
Well, Pedro, I think you'd
agree with anything she'd say.
But anyway, all my Mia
addicts, you know what to do.
Go to her social media
pages she does have
and send her all the
most amount of love
that you possibly can.
And I know you guys will do it.
Also, let us know what
song you wanna hear.
Oh.
Oh my gosh.
Careful with him. Don't drop it.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find
out what it means to me.
Okay.
My lady.
Adam, you survived Thomas.
Adam?
Levine?
Yeah. He's a
pop star, famous musician.
Literally like the
hottest human on this planet.
-I love him.
-It's just tattoos.
-They go crazy for tattoos.
-I know.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my God. Everyone's asking
if they can borrow him tonight.
Sorry, Adam's all mine.
-Talking about the guitar or the pop star?
-I don't know him.
Maybe both.
Maybe Adam Levine's
in this chat right now.
Help her
out, man. Help her out.
Oh, you need help?
Yeah, Thomas, I think
you broke the case.
-I didn't break sh*t.
-Thomas?
-You're always breaking things.
-Oh my God, Thomas.
-You did it?
-What'd you do?
Hot glue it shut?
Oh, you're
catching onto my pranks now.
Oh, it's stuck here. Oh,
got it, got it, got it.
-Okay.
-You see, Thomas?
I'm always fixing your messes.
You should thank me.
I think you guys
make a really good team.
So does everyone
else on this chat too.
You know what? You know
what you should play?
What's that?
A Brazilian gospel song.
Oh, do you go to church?
No, no. It's
just, it's a meme.
-Yeah. Okay.
-Yeah.
All right, well
guys, let her sing. Okay?
-Okay.
-Okay.
Let's put it on here today.
Okay, here goes.
Sometimes I like to
Reminisce on the past
If I didn't take pictures
I don't know if it'd last
But you like to interrupt
My dreams from time to time
I wonder what my life would be
If I didn't call you mine
Maybe I'd be a movie star
You always liked to think
I'd go that far
Maybe I still would be a mess
Empty-hearted, always stressed
But I'd still like to
Thank you for the best
Oh my God, right?
Oh my gosh.
My best friend is the most
talented human on planet Earth.
Amazing!
God damn.
Pedro, compliment her.
Say something.
The song was beautiful.
-For real.
-Thank you.
I'm just glad that we got
to witness the most romantic
compliment from Pedro.
f*ck you, sir.
Is that how you're gonna
speak in front of the ladies?
-Oh yeah.
-You see, this is why they think
that all Brazilians are rude.
Whoa! No, no, no.
-We don't. We don't, at all.
-You did not!
-That's not accurate.
-You did not.
Oh no.
-Dude, you know.
-I'm kidding.
-I'm kidding.
-You know better.
-I know, I know, I know.
-You know you never,
ever talk about Brazilian.
No, Thomas. He's right.
It's rule number
one on the internet.
Never say anything
bad about Brazilians.
-He's so done.
-I'm sorry. Don't cancel me.
If he's something nice, then I agree.
If he's saying something wrong, then
Okay, I don't know
what they're saying.
But don't do it, guys.
I'm so sorry.
You know how Thomas can be.
He says the weirdest
stuff sometimes,
whatever comes to his head.
And it's usually not
the smartest thing.
But I just want you all to know,
we love you. So does Thomas.
Don't cancel him.
He didn't mean it.
He was just making fun of Pedro.
They have a really--
Thomas?
You okay, man?
What happened?
-Thomas?
-Oh my God.
You okay, man? You hurt?
Oh my God, my hand.
Oh f*ck!
-Oh my God.
-Oh my God.
Tom, you okay?
I don't know. I
was just walking.
-And I tripped.
-Holy sh*t.
Don't just stand
there. Do something.
Through your whole hand?
Take it out. Take it out!
-Don't touch it.
-I'm not gonna touch it.
I'm not f*cking I'm crazy.
Wait, someone
go get some alcohol.
We need to sterilize it.
-Go, go, go!
-Oh my God.
Go! Oh my God!
Holy sh*t. It's
through his whole hand.
-Oh my God.
-My f*cking hand.
Can you move your hand?
Yes!
-Look at me.
-Holy sh*t.
Oh my God. I'm gonna throw up.
Oh my God, I can't with blood.
It's not gonna
be f*cking okay.
-We're gonna call
-Pedro!
You need to take
me to the hospital.
Yes, take me to the
hospital right now.
Pedro, hurry up!
-Keep breathing.
-Oh my God. Hurry up, Pedro!
-What the f*ck?
-Here, here, here.
Pedro, what
the hell is this?
It's alcohol.
-Oh my God.
-No, no, no, no.
Cindy, hold this for a second.
Oh my God, okay.
Listen, I know
this is gonna hurt.
No, it's a bad
No, it's not. Okay.
Listen, I'm gonna
count to three. Okay?
-Hold on, hold on.
-Okay.
Good idea.
Okay, you ready?
I know. One.
-I'm gonna hold it here. Is that okay?
-Yeah.
-One, two, three.
-Okay.
What the f*ck?
Thomas!
You
son
of
a b*tch.
-Look at your face.
-You're so annoying!
Seriously?
Oh my God. I can't believe
you guys fell for that.
You're so stupid.
A piece of metal
in the middle of the woods?
-What are you smoking?
-What the hell is wrong
-with you?
-Oh my God.
Thomas, you're such an as*h*le!
-Be careful. That's real metal.
-Oh, I'm sorry.
Maybe then we'll have a real
reason to worry about you.
-Right? Is that it?
-What is wrong with you guys?
-Why are you so
-So low, man.
You're so annoying.
You want me to call
the wam-bulance?
You need a little bit of
cheese with your wine?
Oh shut up.
-All right.
-Here, Mia, take this.
-I got it.
-It was a joke.
-You know that I had to do it.
-That wasn't even funny, guys.
I am never,
ever believing you again.
-Oh, you love me.
-In my life.
You love me.
-That's why you wanted to take care of me.
-I hate you.
-You love me.
-Oh, you want me
-to take care of you?
-Yes.
You think we'd
bring you soup in bed?
All right, that's
good with me.
Guys, I probably just got
us over a million views,
so you're welcome.
Okay?
But that being said,
that did knock some
sh*t loose in me.
So I'm gonna go drop the
kids off at the pool.
You're disgusting.
Have some
fun with your sh*t.
Oh, I will. I'm gonna
write you a love poem.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Pedro Carvalho, my
sh*t is for you.
-You're actually foul.
-f*ck you.
Let's move on.
-Oh my God.
-Okay, well just like be careful
with the glass on
the floor in there.
Didn't Anthony
clean that up already?
I don't know.
All right. Well,
if he didn't, I will.
Because I'm a
responsible human being
and because my girlfriend
has domesticated me.
I don't think
that's accurate information.
You guys fell for it.
Okay. Good night.
Okay, so anyway, let's
read some comments.
My God, there's so many
coming in right now.
I can't even read them all.
How many
people are watching?
450,000.
-Oh my God.
-We could keep going.
-I love you guys so much.
-Hey!
Turn the camera on me.
Turn the camera.
Hey, guys. Pedro Carvalho here.
So if you guys wanna see
some really cool content,
some funny sh*t, go on my
Instagram and follow me
'cause I'm pretty cool.
I promise you.
He actually is pretty funny.
Okay, let's see.
Okay, we have Mr. Goosebumps,
and he's asking us,
who's the most annoying
out of the bunch?
Thomas.
Oh, oh.
Seriously?
-Sorry.
-For real?
I'm gonna have to agree
with her, Pedro, 100%.
-Okay. Okay. It might, just might,
-Might?
-Maybe be true.
-Maybe.
Okay. Anyway.
Anyway, let's see.
Oh.
Cindy Hope Forever is saying, oh.
When are you two
gonna get together?
-I think that's my cue to leave.
-What?
-Mia?
-Yeah, I'm gonna go
-back to the cabin for a second.
-Mia, seriously.
All right, guys.
I'll see you in a bit.
-No, no, no.
-Love you.
-Come back here. Mia?
-Bye-bye now.
-No, no, Mia, please. Please, seriously.
-XO, XO.
Bye!
Guys, check this out.
A little secret section,
so we can watch
what's happening.
Okay.
So?
So?
Nice song.
Thanks.
I can't wait to
hear when it's done.
I mean, when it's fully done.
I mean, not that it's
not good right now.
It's f*cking amazing.
Your voice is beautiful.
Just that, I'm
gonna stop talking.
No, I got it.
Did you?
Yes, I did. Even though
you're not exactly saying
the right words.
I understand what you're
trying to tell me.
My f*cking accent.
No, no, no. It's
not the accent.
I promise you.
Oh my God
Do you think it's weird
that people online keep saying that
we supposed to be together?
Well, no. I don't
think it's weird at all.
Why?
Oh, you'd thought I'd
be shy about that?
You think I'm some
virgin, funny guy?
No. No, it's
just, it's not that
So what the f*ck are you
waiting for to kiss me then?
Oh my gosh. I can't
sit there any longer.
I'm gonna like pee my pants.
Seriously, that was
the cutest thing ever.
Call me f*cking Cupid,
because I literally just orchestrated
that entire situation.
I just like, whoa. Sorry. Okay.
This hill is really steep
near our cabin. I'm good.
Thanks, guys. Okay, so I just need
you all to know also,
Cindy Hope isn't
a real commenter.
I set that whole thing up.
So I just felt like
it was the right time,
because Pedro is a
f*cking comedian,
and Cindy sells out concerts,
and I just don't understand
how they can both be so like,
oh, weird about the situation.
You both like each other.
You're both freaking hot.
Just tell each other you like
each other and wanna kiss.
I don't know.
But I don't know.
People need some
confidence in other areas.
You know, but comment.
Let me know what you guys
think, how far they might go.
Okay.
Thomas, are you still in there?
Oh my gosh, he's so annoying.
Thomas, I'm gonna come in.
Okay?
He's so annoying.
Okay, I'm gonna come in.
Don't get mad when I show
your d*ck to the whole world.
f*ck, Thomas.
Are you serious?
You're seriously so
f*cking annoying.
Thomas, stop with the
f*cking pranks already.
Okay, Thomas, you won.
Oh my God!
Help!
-Oh my God.
-What the f*ck?
Oh my God.
What the hell?
-Thomas?
-Thomas.
What are you doing?
Dude.
Dude, stop with that sh*t, man.
This is not funny at all, man.
This is got, this is over.
It's over. Prank's over, man.
Please.
Thomas?
You're freaking me out, bro.
You're f*cking freaking me out.
Oh my God.
-Oh my God.
-Oh f*ck.
Oh f*ck.
Oh f*ck.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Get out of here.
-Get out of here.
-Mia?
-What happened?
-Get out of here.
-Okay, okay, okay.
-Did you see what happened?
Can, can, can
Pedro!
-Pedro?
-Okay, okay.
-Get outta here.
-Talk to me.
Hey, you need to talk to me.
Pedro?
Pedro, I need you
to call the cops.
Pedro, call the cops!
Now. Go!
Okay. Okay.
Oh f*ck.
Oh f*ck.
-f*ck. Okay.
-Mia?
Okay, okay.
Oh my God.
Hello?
-Hello. Hi.
-Mia, you need to say something.
I'm at a cabin, Bear
Lake, Big Bear Lake.
My friend is,
no, my friend.
My friend is hurt.
Just send some help, please.
Oh, the
Mia, the address?
-Mia?
-Mia?
-Oh f*ck. Hold on a second.
-Mia?
Hold on.
Just hold on. Yeah.
-Mia.
-Okay, found it. Got it.
-750 Pine Lane.
-Talk to me, please.
Okay, just please
hurry. Please hurry.
-Mia.
-Okay.
-Okay.
-Mia, give me your hand.
Gimme your hand, please.
-Started.
-Mia.
I can't.
-I know you can't but I need
-Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh God. Oh my God, oh my God.
Pedro, Pedro, what'd they say?
20, 30 minutes.
That's way too long.
That's what they said.
Are you kidding me?
Then we need to get
outta here right now.
Pedro, Pedro, we don't know,
we don't know who
did this to Thomas.
We need to get out of here.
My phone.
-What?
-What?
My phone.
-Oh my God.
-Oh sh*t.
Oh my God. Is it
still, is it going?
I'm gonna turn that sh*t off.
No, no, no.
If it's on, they can
be our witnesses.
We can't let
anything happen to us
and have no one know.
We're in the middle of nowhere.
-You're right, you're right.
-Leave it on. Leave it on.
Oh my God.
-Pedro, go outside.
-Oh my God.
Go outside. Pedro! Go.
Mia?
Hey, I want you to hold my hand.
Hold my hand. Okay, come on.
Come on. It's okay.
Come on, stand up. Stand up.
Mia, stand up. Stand up.
-I can't. I can't.
-Stand up. Mia, stand up.
Come on.
Stand up.
Alright.
No, don't. No, no, no, no.
It's okay. It's okay.
Don't, don't look.
Okay. Here. Mia
I need you to stay
calm right now.
Just not too fast. Okay.
Everything's gonna be fine.
Okay, I need you to
sit down. Sit down.
You sit right here.
And whatever you do,
do not end the stream.
Yeah.
Everything's gonna be fine.
f*ck.
I'm back.
What happened?
What's going on?
Joss, can you come here?
Don't go near the bathroom.
Don't, don't go near the bath?
What are you talking about?
Did anyone come here?
-Did anyone come to the cabin
-What?
while we were in the back?
I don't know.
I've been walking around
the woods for a bit.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
I've been trying to go check out
that waterfall they told us about.
And it was super far.
And so I just came back.
-And--
-What?
What?
What's up with your hand?
This? This? It's nothing.
Some f*cking jackass
broke a beer bottle
-by the edge of the lake.
-A beer bottle?
Yeah?
What's up?
Just
So you left right after you
had a fight with Thomas,
and you come back with
a cut in your hand
-Pedro. Pedro.
-from broken glass?
Calm down.
Are you high or something?
What's going on?
-Look at his hand.
-I know.
Just, just look at his hand.
I know. I know, I saw.
I know what it looks like.
He said he cut it
with broken glass.
-I know.
-Just please,
tell me you didn't k*ll Thomas.
You are high as f*ck.
What are you talking about?
-I k*lled Thomas?
-You need to stop it.
-Stop.
-He knows
Just don't go near him. Okay?
Don't, can't.
Dude, you are freaking
me out right now.
This is a prank, right?
No prank.
No prank. Okay?
I need to talk to him.
-I need to--
-No, no, no.
Don't go near him.
This is not a prank. Okay?
I just need you to
You left,
disappeared.
And you got a cut in your
hand from broken glass
at the exact moment Thomas
was k*lled in the bathroom
-with broken glass.
-Oh, oh, wait, wait
What the f*ck are
you talking about?
Thomas was k*lled in the bathroom?
We found him there.
Holy sh*t. What the f*ck?
Holy sh*t. What
the f*ck happened?
What the f*ck happened?
What is that? What is that?
You tell me.
You think I did that?
-Oh my God.
-Who else could it be?
I don't know. Call the police.
I did that.
They're on their way.
Okay. Okay.
Okay?
Yeah, okay.
You're not afraid?
What should I be afraid of?
Guys, we need to get
the hell out of here
-right now.
-Yeah.
Not until he tells
me he didn't do this.
You think I m*rder*d Thomas?
Just please tell me
you didn't k*ll him.
Are you f*cking
Go f*ck yourself, Pedro.
Go f*ck myself?
Go f*ck myself?
Go f*ck my You are the
one who f*cking left
and came back with
a cut in your hand.
So you better tell me
that cut in your hand came
from the mysterious bottle
from the mysterious
f*cking water hole.
Yes, it came from
the mysterious bottle
from the mysterious
f*cking water hole.
-Is that what you want to hear?
-Exactly what I wanna f*cking hear!
Guys, we don't
have time to do this.
We need to get outta
here right now!
-Trust me.
-Seriously.
You are hiding something.
Why the f*ck do
you think that?
Because you're the only one
here who was never my friend!
Guys!
Stop!
f*ck!
Mia, do you hear what the--
Shut the f*ck up, Joss!
-This is a prank, right?
-I said, shut the f*ck up.
Where were you?
Oh, come on. You too?
What? I said
Answer the f*cking question.
I was I was in the woods
just getting some blood
for the next "Blair Witch Project"
or some sh*t.
-And your f*cking hand?
-But his hand.
Yes, I know.
-A f*cking movie role.
-Stop laughing!
This isn't a f*cking joke.
Oh, this isn't a f*cking joke.
You know what is a joke?
You're accusing me
of f*cking m*rder,
and you're still
f*cking streaming
and you're accusing
me of m*rder!
Did you know that?
And you're gonna
f*ck up my career.
-You're gonna f*ck up my life.
-Oh!
That's what
this is all f*cking about. Isn't it?
Your precious, g*dd*mn
f*cking acting career.
You know what?
That's all you f*cking
care about is marching down
Hollywood f*cking Boulevard
on a red g*dd*mn carpet.
But you're a bigger
fraud than all of us.
You hide behind this
f*cking artist persona.
Oh, I'm the biggest
f*cking fraud?
Who the f*ck do
you think you are?
You stupid f*cking b*tch.
Oh, I'm a f*cking
Look, everyone, Joss Myers
is finally showing us
who he really f*cking is.
An as*h*le!
You know what, Joss?
I'm finally f*cking done
defending this bullshit.
That's good.
That's, that's really good.
I'm the actor here, right?
Oh, okay. You guys
are, you know?
Who the f*ck do
you think you are?
You f*cking put on this
stupid f*cking perfect persona
with some stupid as*h*le minions
who think you have
an actual life.
-You're a f*cking actor!
-Go f*ck yourself!
-You f*cking
-The f*cking content you need? You got it,
-you f*cking piece of sh*t.
-Pedro!
-f*ck you!
-Go back home!
Listen to me.
Since you've been f*cking
talking about yourselves
this whole f*cking time!
None of you are f*cking
artists. Not even remotely.
Oh, you heard me, right?
Oh, you're a little
f*cking angry.
You think you're so important
because these stupid
f*cking followers
think you're f*cking important!
But in reality,
you're nothing but a
f*cking influencer.
That's it. Nothing else.
f*ck you! Shut the f*ck up!
What?
-Oh, Liza!
-Oh my God.
Oh, thank God it's you.
-I was taking a shower.
-Oh my gosh, are you okay?
What's going on?
I'm so sorry I forgot about you.
Okay.
Mia
Get the
f*ck away from me.
Just think straight
for just one second.
-Just, please.
-Stop!
What the f*ck?
-Come on!
-Mia!
-Go, Cindy. Go, go!
-Mia, what are you doing?
-Run!
-What?
Follow me.
Follow me, Liza.
Don't stop f*cking
running. Just keep running.
Don't look back.
Just keep going.
It's gonna be okay.
Hold my hand.
Don't let go,
okay? I've got you.
-Okay.
-I won't let you go.
It's okay. I know it's steep.
Stay low to the
ground. Stay low.
Okay, we're gonna go this
way. We're gonna go this way.
I've got us. I'm going to
-Mia!
-Keep going, this way.
-Don't stop.
-I can't, I'm sorry.
Liza, we
have to keep going.
Can you do that for me?
It's very important. Okay?
-I can't. I can't.
-Come on!
We have to.
Mia?
sh*t.
-In there, in the woods.
-Mia?
Go, go, go.
Get down, down.
Get low.
Mia, come on.
Stop this bullshit. Come on.
Mia? This is so stupid.
Mia?
Let's just talk. Okay?
Oh God! Just
Are you f*cking
kidding me? Come on.
Mia?
Stop kidding ourselves. Okay?
Liza, you
stay behind me.
Are you serious?
The cops
are on their way.
Good!
What? Are they gonna arrest me?
They've seen everything.
What are they gonna see?
What evidence do you have?
I have all the evidence.
I haven't stopped
this stream once,
and everybody knows it
could have only been you.
What? Because I cut my hand?
Just use your head for a second.
Maybe somebody walked into
the house while I was gone.
Did you think about that?
Probably not, because you're
so busy with your stupid stream.
Thomas is dead.
Yeah, and you're
still streaming.
For our safety.
That is bullshit.
What, are you, are you at
your million views already?
Is that what you f*cking
say? That's so f*cked up.
Somebody is dead.
Thomas is dead.
You don't give a sh*t?
f*ck you.
Oh, that's
Okay, okay.
Let's say that again.
Get our head straight.
Okay? Let's get
our heads straight.
Okay? You're terrified.
I am so f*cking scared.
-There's a dead body
-Stay behind me.
right over there.
And just think, okay?
Why would I
m*rder somebody?
You know me, right? You know me.
I thought I did.
Mia?
-Gimme that.
-Get away!
-No, give it back!
-Give me the phone.
-Give me the phone.
-No, no.
Oh my God.
Mom?
Honey!
Are you okay?
-Are you all right?
-Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think I'm okay.
Are you hurt?
Anthony has a first aid kit in the car.
How did you know we were here?
It was David.
He came to the house.
He told us everything
about Mia's livestream.
Oh my God. I need
to find Pedro and Cindy.
No, wait, wait,
wait. Stay with us.
I can't. I have
to make sure they're okay.
No, but my parents,
they can help us.
Let's just, just stay with me.
We can find them afterward.
Sorry, Liza. I need
to make sure they're okay.
I can't leave them alone.
No, wait. Why?
Because they're my friends.
I can't leave them behind.
But what about me?
Am I not your friend?
Well, of course,
you're my friend,
-but I have to find them.
-But you said,
you said, I got your back
and you got mine, right?
Yes. I
have got your back.
But I've gotta go now. Okay?
No, no, no.
No, wait. You, you
Honey, honey.
Let her find her friends.
No, but they left her.
They left her and ran away.
I was here the whole time.
I'm the one who's your friend.
Sorry, Liza, but
I really gotta go now.
No!
You're not going.
What?
You know.
You know they're not
really your friends.
They don't know you like I do.
They don't love you like I do.
You have to know that.
I know you know that.
Come on. You have
to stay with me.
Honey, what are you saying?
They're trying to
They're trying to
come and take her.
They're trying to
take her away from me.
But I won't let them
take her away from me.
Liza, if I gave you the
wrong impression, I'm sorry.
But they're my friends.
They're like my family.
And there's no way in hell that
I'm leaving them alone here
because of a fan.
That all I am to you?
I'm just a fan?
No.
But you told me.
You said, you said that
you were my friend.
You said you were my friend.
You're not their friend.
You're my friend.
Honey, stop.
No.
No, they're trying, they're
trying to steal her away.
They're trying to
steal her away,
and it's just like Thomas
trying to steal you away.
Liza.
You're not going.
You can't.
You can't go.
Liza, just put
the knife down. Okay?
Put it down.
I don't have to
do what you say.
Liza?
We talked about this.
No.
No, you brought her to me,
and you promised me
that she would like me.
You promised me that
she would be my friend.
But I am
your friend. I am.
Then why are you leaving me?
Because of
Pedro and Cindy.
But, but what about me?
You have your
mom and your dad.
No, no. They
don't understand me.
They don't understand
me like you do.
Honey, put it down.
Shut up!
Liza.
You have my back,
and I have yours.
Okay. Okay.
You're right.
You're exactly right.
I have your back. You have mine.
Okay?
I'm not gonna
leave you, okay?
I'm gonna stay here with you,
and nobody's gonna
take me away, okay?
-You promise?
-It's just
Oh, I promise,
yeah, we're gonna
It's just you and me,
like best friends, right?
-Like sisters.
-Yeah.
-Besties. Okay?
-Okay.
Yeah. I understand you.
-And you understand me.
-Yes.
So what do best friends do?
We trust each
other, right? Right?
Okay, so
if you trust me, just, just
let's put the knife down. Okay?
I'll help you.
We'll do it together. Okay?
I'm gonna hug you. Okay?
It's okay.
Just put it down together.
-Okay.
-We're together.
-Okay.
-We're together.
It's gonna be okay, all right?
Everything's gonna be okay.
No.
No, no, no!
f*ck.
You know.
Mia, no, no.
No, no, no. I didn't.
I didn't. I'm sorry.
Mia.
No. No, no, no, no.
-No.
-Liza?
Liza?
Oh my God. Oh my God.
I didn't, I didn't mean to.
I'm sorry.
-Liza?
-What?
Listen to me. We have to go.
No, I can't leave her.
-Liza?
-What?
-We have to go now.
-No, I'm not gonna leave her.
Liza, listen to
me. Listen to me.
We cannot stay here.
We have to go now.
Come here. Come here.
We have to find your father.
Come on. Come on.
Listen to me. Honey,
please, please.
Come on. Come on, come on.
I know, I know. I know, honey.
I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know.
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be. Look at me.
No, no, no.
I know, I know, I know.
Mia?
Mia?
Oh my God!
We have to get the
f*ck outta here.
Where's the f*cking police?
They should be here already.
No. No.
No, we
No, no, Cindy, stay here.
No, I need to see Mia.
Mia? Mia!
Look at me, look at me.
Look at me, okay?
Look at me.
Cindy, please, look at me.
And don't look at her.
Look in my eyes.
Look in my eyes.
Everything's gonna be all right.
Don't look at her.
Everything's gonna be okay.
Okay?
Who would do that?
I have no idea. I have no idea.
The camera.
Mia, Mia's phone.
See if it's still on.
-Still streaming.
-It's on?
-It's still streaming.
-Oh my God.
If you're near Big Bear
Lake or any town nearby,
please help us.
Hey, Nina?
Nina Bloom.
Yeah, she's trying to
Answer the call.
-Is it?
-Nina?
Hey, you guys.
What the f*ck are you up to?
All everyone's talking about
on Twitter is this f*cking stream.
You gotta help.
You gotta help.
Sure.
Anything to be part of the
biggest prank of the year.
This isn't a prank.
Whatever you say, Cindy.
Nina, Nina, we're
in Big Bear Lake.
Send somebody here, please.
I'm gonna send you the address.
Pedro, stop.
Cindy.
You're scaring me.
Hey, Cindy? Cindy, calm down.
Let me talk to Mia.
Where is she?
Cindy, where's Mia?
Where is Mia?
Where the f*ck is--
Pedro?
Pedro, we need to do something.
f*ck. f*ck.
-Joss?
-What?
-Joss? Joss!
-Joss! Joss!
-Is he alive?
-Joss?
Oh, thank God.
Joss!
You okay, man?
Oh my God.
You okay?
Oh, why did you do that?
What?
Why did you hit me in
the back of the head?
That wasn't him.
Who was it?
Gimme your hand.
Gimme your hand.
I'll help you up. Come here.
Come on. Easy.
Come on, come on.
Easy, man. Easy, bro.
-Mia
-What?
No, no, no, Joss.
Joss, look at me.
Look at me. Stop, Joss.
-No, stop. No, no.
-Joss! No!
-f*ck!
-Mia!
What happened?
What happened?
I don't know.
Who did this?
Who the f*ck did this?
Oh my God.
Where
Where's Liza?
The girl, the girl.
Where's the girl?
You think something
happened to her?
We need to go find her.
No, no.
We have to get
the f*ck outta here.
-We can't just leave her here!
-No, no, no.
We don't know if she's still alive.
She's just a kid.
She knows this place.
She lives around here.
She's probably back
at her parents.
We don't know that.
-f*ck.
-Pedro, we need to find her.
I need to get my key.
What?
We need to get my key.
You don't have them on you?
It's in my bedroom.
So
we go
back to the cabin?
Yes.
If the girl is still alive,
she's probably
gonna be back there.
Along with everyone,
anyone who's trying
to do this to us.
Oh my God.
Pedro?
I'm gonna need you and
Cindy to go to my car.
It's unlocked. Okay?
And just stay there
and wait for me.
-I'm gonna get my key. Okay?
-Okay.
No, I can't.
-I'll go with you.
-No, just, please,
please, please, please.
Just wait in the car.
We can't leave Mia here!
Joss?
I'm gonna go get the key.
Joss, Joss, Joss!
Joss.
You take this.
Keep it on so we know
where you are, okay?
-Okay.
-Okay.
You sick f*ck.
You sadistic f*ck,
just watching each
one of us f*cking die
and watching Mia just get
You f*cking sick b*stards.
How dare you f*cking
watch us get k*lled?
There's f*cking millions of
you sick f*cking b*stards.
What the f*ck?
sh*t.
sh*t.
sh*t.
We have got to call the police.
And say what?
That our daughter is a k*ller?
They're gonna be here
any second anyway.
And then what?
What are you gonna
tell them?
You're not gonna
tell them anything.
Right, but honey,
listen to me.
It happened in our house. Okay?
It is all on camera. All recorded.
No, no, no.
It was live-streamed.
g*dd*mn it!
Okay.
What if we leave?
And go where?
Moscow? We're gonna get
the first flight there?
And that's for asylum.
Listen, you wanna get
outta this with me?
You better get your
head straight. Okay?
She's our daughter.
Honey, you think
I don't know that?
Listen, I love our little
baby more than anything
in this world, but this?
This has gone way too far.
God!
We knew it.
We knew it.
We knew there was something
wrong with our little baby.
We knew. We just knew.
The teachers, the doctors,
the psychiatrists, everybody,
the whole g*dd*mn
world told us.
But we, we chose
not to believe them.
That little shed up there?
That's on us.
-There, it's on us.
-No, no.
Yes, it is.
f*ck. Think.
Think, think, think.
Honey? Honey, hey.
Do you wanna save our daughter?
-Well, of course.
-Okay. Okay.
So we've gotta call the police
and tell them everything.
-But you don't understand.
-No, no, hey.
Listen to me.
That's our only shot to give
her some actual help. Okay?
Either that or we
should just start
k*lling every f*cking
person on our way,
because I'm g*dd*mn sure
there's no other way.
Dad?
Sweetie.
Do you hate me?
No. No.
I'm sorry.
Dad, I'm sorry.
But it wasn't my fault.
He was trying to steal her.
Can't you see? He did this.
Thomas, he did this.
I couldn't lose her.
Oh my God.
Nobody understands me.
Nobody understands.
But she did.
And now she's
because I
It's okay, baby. It's okay.
We're gonna fix this. It's okay.
Stop!
Oh my God.
No. No.
Stop it!
Oh my God.
Anthony?
No, stop.
Stop!
Oh my God.
-Stop!
-Stop!
No!
Oh my God.
Come on.
Come on.
Where are the f*cking keys?
Yes! Yes.
f*ck.
f*ck!
Stay down, kid.
f*ck.
Come on.
Come on.
Drop it, Lindsey.
-Mike!
-Drop it.
You gotta help us!
Get on the f*cking
floor right now.
Officer?
Stay down.
I told you, if your pranks
are gonna cause problems,
I'd throw your a*s in jail.
Well, here we are.
Stay the f*ck down and put
your hands above your head.
Mike?
You gotta listen to me.
These kids, they attacked us.
They attacked us. Please.
Where is he?
Upstairs.
This is Officer Hayes requesting backup
at the Chapman Cabin.
If one of these damn kids calls
talking sh*t about a m*rder,
I want their full
name written down
and call their parents.
Over.
-She's lying.
-Shut up.
No, I have
everything recorded.
Put the phone down.
Everything is recorded. I'm not lying.
The little girl is
a f*cking psycho.
All right, what
did she do this time?
Who are you gonna believe?
Shut the f*ck up for
two seconds, Lindsey.
Just shut up.
Talk.
What happened? What did she do?
She k*lled Mia and Thomas,
-and she k*lled both of them.
-No.
She k*lling pets again? Is that it?
-Oh, no.
-No, I didn't.
No, just go to
the f*cking bathroom.
I didn't.
I don't have time for
this bullshit, man.
We've already spent over
a half hour at the station
taking endless prank calls
because of you assholes.
Now if this is part of your
game, I ain't having it.
It's not a game!
Okay? It's not a f*cking game.
Go check the f*cking bathroom!
Please.
Go check the bathroom.
Just calm down.
I didn't
Just, three of you stay put.
Don't move.
Hey, my baby.
Jesus.
We have a possible
homicide at Chapman Cabin--
Come on, we're getting the
f*ck outta here right now. Come on.
No sh*t, man.
It was about time.
Come on.
Oh f*ck!
Grab the wheel.
Okay.
You're not
going anywhere, buddy.
g*dd*mn it.
Get to the car.
No!
Honey?
You want to sh**t?
sh**t me, you f*cking
b*tch. Come on!
That's it.
Honey? Put the g*n down.
You sh**t him,
you k*ll me?
Pedro?
Okay. All right.
Look, everybody, let's just
stop with this nonsense. Okay?
Let's just think straight
for a second here.
That's your wife with the g*n.
It's not me.
Joss? Joss?
Pedro.
Lindsey? Honey, listen to me.
Please. Just put
the g*n down, please.
My little girl.
Sweet little girl.
There's no other way.
You said it yourself.
Honey, listen.
No!
Go.
g*dd*mn it!
Oh, God!
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