Revenge of the Boogeyman (2025)

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[Glass shattering]

[Eerie music]

[Music continues]

What,

the hell?

[Music continues]

[Growling]

[Whimpering]

[Roaring]

[Roaring]

Hey, Jamie, can we dial it

down a bit in there?

Jamie are you listening

to, mommy?

Hey, you all packed

up, then?

Uh, yeah.

Is there coffee?

Uh, no.

Do you need me to make some?

No, that's all right.

I'll get something on the road.

Boy you, uh, sure headed

out early.

Yeah. Well, you know, Conroy

likes to get there early.

f*cking boy scout.

Yeah, it's probably

for the best.

It's just, uh.

I feel like I don't

see you anymore.

This is your third

conference this month.

Well, you know, I actually

really wanted to surprise you.

I'm getting a promotion.

He promised me that if I just

jump through all the hoops this

month, you know, get there

early, schmooze a little bit.

He told me it was a done deal

and then get a little pay bump.

You know, take the kids to Cabo.

Kids love the beach, right?

So, you know, it'll be great.

It's great.

All right, well, I

got to get going.

Okay. Hey, before you go,

can you reach up here for me?

There's just a tray in the back

that I need for the

bake sale later.

Ooh. Uh, I really do

have to get going.

Jamie, say goodbye to dad.

He's leaving for work.

All right, buddy,

I'm taking off.

Be a good little fart

machine for your mom there.

Okay, dad.

All right.

Love you.

Love you too.

Oh, Dad, Dad!

Oh. What's this?

It's your trip.

Wait. Who is this?

The boogeyman.

The boogeyman.

Who told you about

garbage like that?

You did?

Oh, yeah.

Boogeyman builds character.

That's right.

[Tense music]

[Music continues]

[Music continues]

Well, this isn't exactly

a DoubleTree by Hilton.

Is it?

No, no.

But, um.

I don't see too many

double trees

out in the middle of

f*cking nowhere.

Where we can keep Calvin away

from any potential drug dealers

he may know, or bars

or liquor stores.

This isn't even a Ramada.

You know what?

Let's just try and

enjoy it. Right?

You know, I actually

strategically got us here a

little bit early, if

you know what I mean.

Well, I do have a

little present for you.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

You make yourself comfortable

on the couch, and the doctor

will be right with you, sir.

Oh.

The f*ck?

[Tense music]

The doctor will see you.

Tell me, Mr. Stevenson,

where does it hurt?

Oh, everywhere.

It hurts everywhere.

Perfect.

Oh, doctor, I'm a mess.

Save me!

[Moaning]

[Moaning]

God, this place is

so creepy at night.

You ever wonder about what kind

of secrets an old house like

this would hold?

You know,

I don't think I need to go

looking for more secrets.

You know, I've been having

these crazy dreams recently.

I think I saw this

house in one of them.

I remember that weird pillar.

It's just a dream.

Don't get distracted.

Do you want a beer?

Mm.

I think I need something a

little stronger than that.

You know, I think.

I might actually have something

that would work for that.

Oh, you certainly came prepared.

I did indeed.

What a gentleman.

I'm gonna go downstairs.

Do you want anything?

Uh, no, I think I'm good.

All right.

[Sniffing]

[Tense music]

sh*t.

[Tense music]

Eric?

Eric?

Hello?

[Tense music]

[Knocking on door]

Eric, I think your

friends are here.

Hello?

Naomi. My d*ck is

getting sleepy.

[Growling]

Naomi, what are you doing?

This is it?

This is my f*cking

prison for the next week.

Out of the f*cking frying pan

and into the fire man.

Hardly a prison.

You should appreciate the

freedom while you still have it.

Fresh air, fishing and

a whole lot of grilling.

We're gonna be eating

like kings and

queens, of course.

Thank you.

I'm not really excited

about the f*cking food.

Oh, don't worry, buddy, I

got plenty of fun activities

planned to keep you busy in

this fresh air will perk you

right up.

I'm sure of it.

Awesome.

Oh, and, uh, Eric

actually came through on

finding us a nice, secluded

spot for once, buddy, away from

our usual distractions

and temptations.

Yeah, I'm surprised that your

car actually made it all the

way up here.

Piece of sh*t.

Not like my old car.

My old car.

That's a f*cking car.

You don't have a car?

Not since I got my

license suspended, no.

ut when I did.

It was a car.

Did you puke in that one, too?

I know this car is gonna

make it 300,000 miles.

You can bet your

bottom dollar it will.

Um. Where's Eric?

I thought when I saw his car,

he'd have the common courtesy

of helping us unload.

Chugga chugga chugga chugga

chugga chugga chugga chugga

choo choo.

Hello, nature.

Oh, there's two doors.

Nice. This place is rad.

- Race you upstairs.

- Okay.

Eric.

Come on.

[Soft music]

[Screaming]

What?

Are you guys okay?

Oh, Jesus.

- Look at him.

- No.

- Eric!

- Oh, f*ck, f*ck!

Oh, what up b*tches?

Dude, you f*cking serious?

It's a half full beer.

I was gonna finish that.

We can't all be getting

f*cked up all weekend.

Well, Calvin's

just sitting there.

I mean, think about what a

nightmare that would be for him.

Well, dude, you know, not

everyone in the world is going

to be bending over backwards

to help Calvin get sober.

Oh, my God, not everyone, Eric.

Just his best friends.

Yeah, he has a real problem.

We need to make this transition

in his life as smooth

as possible.

Well, you know what dude?

Maybe I have some problems

in my life, you know?

You ever think about that?

Oh my, wholly narcissistic,

Eric.

Jesus f*cking Christ.

Well, maybe we ask

Calvin what he thinks.

You ever think about that?

Well, I don't give a sh*t.

I don't care what he says.

He's a drug addict.

I was a drug addict.

I went to rehab, alright?

I'm fine.

I hate to be the bearer of bad

news, buddy, but you are too.

What?

No, I love drugs, but I'm

not addicted to drugs.

Can't you hear yourself?

There is a big difference, Tim.

Calvin knows exactly

what I'm talking about.

You know?

You know what I think?

I think you guys should stop

talking about me like I'm not

even here.

Yeah.

Yeah, Tim, you're always

condescending to this guy.

Don't f*cking start.

Look, I agreed to

come up here, okay?

Would you please just let me

have a say in what happens?

You know what? I think Tim's

the bad friend here.

He's not even listening

to you, really.

- Stop.

- Can we all just stop?

I'm not a f*cking dum dum, okay?

I can make my own decisions.

I'm clean.

All right, this doesn't need to

be a whole big f*cking thing.

Yeah, Tim, Kevin's not

your little baby boy.

You don't have to condescend

to him all the time.

Jax was right.

You're a f*cking nightmare.

Oh, yeah, f*cking

Yoko Ono over here

trying to break up the band.

Get f*cked Eric.

Speak of the devil.

Calvin. You're right.

It should be up to you.

What do you really want

out of this weekend?

Yeah, can you handle this?

Would you just shut

the f*ck up?

Do yourself a favor and shut

the f*ck up for two seconds.

You know what?

Fine.

You know, this was fun and

all, but I'm gonna head out.

Eric, Eric, come on.

This is some bullshit.

Eric, don't be a little p*ssy.

Don't leave me here by myself.

You know, maybe

that's for the best.

Bye bye, Jax.

You're so f*cking dramatic.

Drive safe, buddy.

Drive safe.

Don't worry buddy.

We won't let that old sourpuss

ruin our special weekend.

You coming?

No, no I'm not.

Oh, no.

[Indistinct]

What am I gonna do.

What do we got it here?

Lots of stuff.

Keystone.

Said something about

a full can.

Oh.

Someone said something about

a full can of beer.

[Indistinct]

[Mumbling]

Oh. No way.

Yeah. Come on, come on.

[Indistinct mumbling]

Slow, slow, slow, slow.

Yeah, come on.

Let's go.

Come on.

Take it off.

[Tense music]

[Sticks breaking]

Oh!

- Hey.

[Shouting]

What are you doing?

Nothing. Taking care of the

raccoon problem that we got

underneath the

window over there.

But I got it.

Oh. Thanks, bud.

Come on inside and

enjoy the activities.

We got it all set up for you.

Come on.

Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga,

chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga.

Choo choo!

Come on, bud!

Yeah!

f*ck I forgot, I absolutely

suck at poker.

Yeah, I hate poker.

- Boring.

- You love poker?

Mhm.

Not after getting sober.

Playing poker without a drink?

No. Unless you guys want to

make it interesting and play

strip poker.

Ew.

You're just saying that

because you're losing.

- Hey.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

Peek at my cards,

you little cheater.

All right, I'm gonna

go to the bathroom.

Ooh, I got a good hand, babe.

You do have a good hand.

But my hand is better.

That's right.

All right.

Oh, I know you got

some smokes in here.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Ah! Damn it!

All right.

What's this b*tch got?

What you got there?

You got some smokes?

All right.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Jackpot.

Hey, yo Calvin.

You okay up there?

Uh.

Yeah. I'm fine.

I'm coming down.

Huh? Where have you been, bud?

Did you fall in or something?

No, I had to, uh.

I had to poop.

Oh, my God. Gross.

Right, yeah. I mean, I didn't I

didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I

didn't.

What?

I felt like I had to poop.

I.

Have you heard the

story about these woods?

Yeah.

Lots of people have gone

missing in these woods.

Dozens? No, hundreds of people

have gone missing

in these woods.

It's like the Bermuda Triangle.

But woods.

And it's some sort of,

Bigfoot or,

boogeyman out there

jumping around.

Yeah.

Yeah. Really?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Where'd you hear that one?

I don't know.

Internet or something.

You heard that from me?

I told you that.

I heard it from my uncle.

Oh, my God, you stole his story.

Oh, I didn't steal his story.

Why would you

undercut me like that?

You kind of did, but it's okay

bud, dont worry about it.

Um, back to, um, the woods.

What happened to those people?

Well, why don't you tell us

the story, Mr. Charles Dickens?

I don't even want to

think about it, but maybe,

just maybe,

the Ridgefield boogeyman

got him!

[Shouting]

Ew. Gonna get

you back for that.

Oh, you better.

The Ridgefield boogeyman.

That's right.

The Ridgefield boogeyman?

Oh, it's an urban legend

about these hills.

They say there's no escape

if it comes for you.

And it roams the

forest watching.

Yeah.

He's always watching.

He knows when you're sleeping.

He knows when you're awake.

He's like Santa Claus,

but big and mean.

That's creepy.

Yeah. Very creepy.

No, no, no.

Hey, babe.

Don't, don't be scared.

You got me here.

Can I make it better

with an Eskimo kiss?

Just a little one.

- Okay.

- A little one.

- Oh, I love you so much.

- I love you.

[Kissing]

Okay, I feel better now.

Me too.

I feel better now.

- Yeah.

- Okay.

Hey, you guys want to, uh.

You guys want to

do something else?

[Moaning]

Are you being a bad

little girl?

So f*cking naughty.

Yeah.

[Moaning]

Oh yes!

Pull my beard!

Pull my f*cking beard!

[Shouting and moaning]

- Oh!

- Oh, God.

I love you so much, babe.

[Moaning]

Yea yea yea yea yea

yea yea yea yea.

Yeah boy!

f*ck.

f*cking aspirin.

[Moaning]

[Indistinct]

What the?

[Shouting and moaning]

Oh. Huh?

Yeah.

Bingo.

[Heavy breathing]

Non-toxic.

God damn it!

f*ck!

[Shouting and moaning]

[Running water]

Oh.

Ten.

[Indistinct]

25mg.

[Moaning continues]

You're feeling great.

[Tense music]

[Indistinct]

[Shouting]

God damn it!

f*cking thing sucks!

sh*t!

You're so f*cking naughty.

I've been so naughty.

I got to drop some

coal down your chimney.

[Moaning]

Oh.

f*ck.

I mean.

Who's gonna know?

I guess I'll know.

But,

what do they say in rehab?

There's no mistake that

you can make within reason,

that's going to affect you

for the rest of your life.

You fall off the wagon,

you just get right back on.

People are allowed

to make mistakes.

And, I mean, this

isn't even a drug.

I can get this sh*t

over the counter.

If I was brushing my teeth and

I drank some of this mouthwash,

what if suddenly I got

to start back at day one?

That's bullshit.

Then again,

that's why I keep finding

myself in this situation.

And Tim is in there

f*cking Jax.

Tim is in there f*cking Jax.

I mean, what the f*ck?

You know what? f*ck it.

Let's see if the Ridgefield

boogeyman wants to

come out and play.

Oh no.

Come on. f*ck! Damn it!

- Eric.

I need your help.

Help me!

Come over here.

Eric help.

Are you there?

[Shouting and moaning]

Yeah.

Hell, yeah.

Come down my chimney.

Oh!

[Moaning]

Oh my God!

Yeah!

Oh, yes! Harder Santa Claus!

Okay.

- Yes!

- Don't be a naughty girl.

You're about to get pulled

down that chimney girl.

[Gagging]

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, babe.

Yeah, babe.

[Burping and gagging]

Are you there?

Eric. Come here.

Hello?

Eric help.

Help me!

[Tense music]

[Growling and shouting]

[Whimpering]

[Shouting]

f*ck.

[Shouting and struggling]

Eric.

Oh.

Oh, f*ck.

[Vomiting]

Oh!

Oh Tim.

Santa Claus.

Give me that a*s!

- Yes!

- Yeah!

Yeah boy! Yeah! Hell yeah!

[Moaning]

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

[Knocking on door]

What the f*ck?

- Tim.

- No.

Oh my God, what the f*ck?

- What?

- Don't you stop!

Don't you f*cking stop!

[Knocking on door]

What do you want?

I can't hear you.

God damn it!

Okay, get the f*ck.

Just get the f*cking door.

Just get the f*cking door.

[Burping]

What?

I've thrown up.

Oh my God.

Jax. I'll be right back.

- Oh.

- f*cking child.

[Grunting]

Here bud.

Thanks.

Yeah.

Jesus, you look

like a sack of sh*t.

Are you feeling any better?

No.

Well, I don't think

that's gonna help.

Yeah, well,

thanks for the light anyway.

Oh, yeah.

Of course.

I mean, you know what my

therapist always said?

One thing at a time.

You've still got a few

years to kick that one.

Yeah. What?

Uh, quit by 35 and stay

alive or whatever the f*ck.

Bingo.

My God, we're getting

so f*cking old.

Hey, I'm 35 years young.

Thank you.

f*ck. Dude, look at me.

Chilling in this

dope f*cking cabin.

And I'm not here

to get f*cked up.

I'm here because I am a f*ck up.

I'm a f*cking f*ck up.

Yeah.

Hey, did Eric seem all

right to you when he left?

What do you mean?

I don't know.

I don't think he

likes me anymore.

I think he still likes you.

I guess that's part

of the problem, huh?

You remember that time when

we were supposed to go to the

Screaming Mimi's concert

and he was gonna drive?

Yeah, he was supposed

to be the DD.

Yeah. He told us that we

could pregame for once.

Yeah. I told my parents again

and again that I wouldn't do

anything stupid

just so I could go.

Yeah, dude, he was

totally shitfaced.

He was like, just get in.

He didn't even apologize.

No, but he did crash his car

into a tree right outside the

library and just

f*cking left it there.

Oh, yeah.

[Groaning]

f*ck him.

I mean.

You know, I guess I have, like,

f*cked up and f*cked over a lot

of people in my

lifetime, so, uh.

I am sorry.

Sorry?

Yeah.

You know, you're a really good

friend, and you're always doing

sh*t for people, and I'm

just a f*cking moron.

I'm just a total f*ck up.

Yeah.

Hey.

A little f*cking sympathy.

I'm going through a hard time.

We too old for that

bullshit now, buddy.

I know you too well

to sugarcoat it.

Oh, yeah?

You don't want to sugarcoat it.

Okay. You don't want

to sugarcoat it.

All right.

Well if I wasn't getting sober,

if I was still rizz king.

If I was still banging it up,

P.O.P, holding it down,

I'd be in

there and I'd be f*cking,

f*cking some b*tch.

And I wouldn't be out here with

my stupid a*s friend, dude.

Oh.

Calvin,

what I have takes work, but all

I want is the chance to help

you do the work.

Bro, stop talking about work.

I know work.

I've worked to this day.

I know, I know, I know, I know.

So you, uh, you love Jax?

You really love Jax?

Yeah. A lot.

Are you gonna marry her?

Well. Of course.

What the hell else would I do?

She's perfect.

That's dope.

I'm happy for you.

Happy for both of you.

Stay on the sobriety train.

Yeah. You'll get there.

I think the streets

will wait for me.

The streets? You're done

with the streets.

Hey, I'm still gonna

be in the streets.

You dig?

Well, I'm still gonna

be in the sheets.

I'll see you later.

You ready for some d*ck?

[Eerie music]

[Growling]

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, sh*t.

What the f*ck?

What happened to my mouthwash.

What are you talking about, hon?

I was at the bottom

of the trash, empty.

What?

Did he?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Did you do something

to my mouthwash?

Did I do something

in your mouthwash?

Calvin.

Calvin. You didn't drink

the mouthwash, did you?

What? No.

Whoa! Hey.

What? No.

Okay, look, just because I have

a little bit of a drug problem,

and I was recently in rehab,

and I have sort of a history of

drinking stuff like that,

doesn't mean that I'm

gonna drink your

girlfriend's mouthwash.

That's. That's insane.

Is this why he.

Hey. No, that's that's,

you know, that's offensive.

That's frankly that's offensive.

Okay, look, I, I

have a disease, okay?

I have a sickness that causes

me to go through withdrawals.

That's why I went to

rehab to get help for it.

And I lay here, and I'm

sick most of the nights.

Okay? And when you add stress

onto me, it makes

me feel sicker.

Okay. So we really need to stop

this conversation right now.

And I'm gonna end it by saying,

no, I did not drink

your mouthwash.

Okay, well, I bought it

practically brand new, and now

it's empty.

Are you sure that that's yours?

Are you sure that that's the

one you brought from home?

I know it's mine.

It's mine. It was full.

Hey. Hold, hold, hold, on.

What kind of a coincidence?

Let's not jump to

any conclusions here.

That's right.

Yeah. We shouldn't.

We shouldn't jump to

conclusions, guys.

All right, we got to

stay level headed.

This is how friends fight.

Okay, look, that mouthwash

could have been somebody else,

and somebody else

could have drank it.

I'm just saying that you don't

even, you know,

it's it's perfect.

It's reasonable that you

forgot it at home, is it not?

I'm just gonna ask

you one time, man.

- Calvin.

- Yeah.

No judgment here.

Did you drink the mouthwash?

No, no.

f*ck no, guys.

Are you serious?

Over mouthwash?

Seriously? This is the kind

of stuff that makes me want to

drink and and do sh*t like that.

Dude, I might as well I might.

I'm just gonna do the stuff

- under the sink then.

- Here we go.

You know why I go to therapy?

Because I get so frustrated

with people always accusing me

of stuff that then I

want to drink.

So I'm gonna go, no,

I'm gonna go for a walk.

So I don't drink the mouthwash

when you inevitably find it.

So I don't get this

f*cking drug train rolling.

Woo woo!

Yeah. No, I said I'd

only ask one more time.

One too many.

Think about what you did.

Think about it.

Oh come back.

Just. Just let him go.

That was his sobriety train.

f*ck!

He'll f*cking choo choo

back later.

Jax. Maybe he didn't.

Or maybe he did.

Or maybe he didn't,

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

I feel like a jerk.

f*ck.

[Indistinct mumbling]

I don't give a sh*t anyway.

The only reason I'm here is

because you guys are

my f*cking friends.

I don't give a sh*t!

[Tense music]

[Sticks breaking]

Whoa, whoa! Hey, man.

Oh, hey man.

Hey.

Who the f*ck are you guys and

what are you doing out here?

Oh, we're just, like, melding

our pleasure chakras

to the universe.

Exploring the great Mother.

Come again?

Camping, bro.

This is John.

Yeah, and this is Chynna.

Welcome.

And who's that guy?

Who?

Oh! That's Josh.

sh*t.

Yeah. He's tripping.

Yeah, he ate like a

sh*t ton of mushrooms.

Yeah, we harvested

them ourselves.

You know, when you're out

in the woods and you gather

mushrooms with your own two

hands, it's like Mother Nature

is letting you

suckle on her titty.

Yeah, mother nature

provides, man.

We're just her humble servants.

When's the last

time you tripped?

It's been too long.

Yeah, it seems like

it's been too long.

Yeah, I know, that's

what I just said.

You've been staring into

the eyes of hell, man.

Uncovering secrets you

never wanted to discover.

Staring into the pits of hell.

What? What the f*ck

are you talking about?

Withdrawal nightmares.

Right, dude?

Yeah.

How'd you know?

You just kind of look like sh*t.

Oh, word.

I look like a big pile of sh*t.

You guys are living

in the f*cking woods.

Hey, come to think of it.

Have you guys heard all

that weird sh*t

that's been going on out here?

It's like screaming or,

I don't know,

people being m*rder*d.

No, man, these

woods are magical.

We've been dreaming

about them for weeks.

Oh, yeah?

We heard the coyotes

howling out last night.

Yeah, and that was magical.

Yeah. Um.

- Haunting.

- Haunting.

Yeah. He tried to do it for him.

Yeah. Yeah.

It was, like.

[Screaming]

Help! Please!

[Screaming]

Yeah.

Babe, you're so talented.

That that's what you guys

have been hearing every night.

That doesn't sound like coyotes.

That sounds like

women being m*rder*d.

No, that is what

coyotes sound like.

I know, I know what

coyotes sound like.

Yeah. You're good.

We know coyotes, bro.

We raised a litter of

foster coyotes last winter.

Yeah.

If you say so.

Are you sure you're okay, dude?

I mean, you look.

You look like you could

use a little pick me up.

Yeah man. You want something

to relax your nerves?

Mhm.

Yeah. Don't mind if I do.

Mhm. Ooh, ooh.

What is that?

That's not weed.

That's good sh*t, man.

That's what the f*ck that is.

[Soft music]

Oh. No way.

Ooh, no way no way.

Yeah.

Oh, f*ck.

Uh.

f*ck!

Come on.

Hey, buddy.

[Screams]

What you been doing?

You've been gone a while.

Uh. Um.

Uh, yeah.

No, I don't know.

Um. The woods.

You can't just go out

into the woods like that.

I was looking all over for you.

Um, well, you're always telling

me to go off and get some fresh

air and enjoy the

rejuvenating nature of nature.

So that's what I'm doing.

Well, that's,

that's great.

I'm glad you're enjoying

the fresh air, bud.

Let's keep this fresh

sobriety train rolling.

Chugga chugga chugga chugga

chugga chugga. Choo choo!

Jax! Watch out! We're busting

out the activities!

There we go.

We're set.

Uh, you're up first, bud.

I believe in you.

Cool.

I lost.

Whoops. Don't worry

about it, bud.

You can go another time.

Come on, Calvin,

I've seen you play.

You should be good at this game.

Oh, yeah?

- Yeah. You think so, huh?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right.

Yeah, boy, that's what

I'm talking about.

- Yeah.

- That's it.

Okay, okay.

He did get a little close,

babe, but I think if you twist

it and go right between those

two, I think you'll get it.

I f*cking love you.

- I believe in you.

- I love you.

- Okay.

- Okay.

Oh, that's so close, babe.

So close.

It was really good.

It was really good.

- Yes. It's good, it's good.

- But, but, but.

He got a little

bit further.

But, hey, hey, it's not you.

He's just had a lot more

practice than in us.

Oh, I'll go, I'll

try, but.

No you're gonna do so good.

- Really?

- Yes, yes.

- Thank you. I love you.

- I love you.

Okay. Ready for it?

Okay. You're blowing

it for good luck.

Okay.

- Oh.

- Okay.

We have to do that later.

Yeah, we have to do that later.

Okay.

One. Two. Three.

- Yes! Yes!

- Oh my God!

I f*cking.

[Shouting and cheering]

This is bullshit.

That's my winner.

That's my winner.

Hey! Bum bum bum bum bum.

Hey! Bum bum bum bum bum. Hey!

Hey baby.

[Indistinct]

Let's eat.

[Eerie music]

Oh.

[Music continues]

Hey, you want some?

Don't be such a p*ssy.

Oh, f*ck.

Oh.

I don't have a

problem with drugs.

I just love drugs.

Who could have a

problem with drugs?

Calvin,

what are you doing?

You shouldn't be doing this.

Don't listen to Eric.

How could I love a

f*ck up like you?

What are you even

doing with your life?

This is strong.

What is this?

It's a mushroom joint, honey.

Grew them ourselves.

Whoa! What?

Um. I'm smoking mushrooms.

Blast off, baby.

Calvin, what the

f*ck are you doing?

We're trying to help you.

[Screaming]

[Screaming continues]

[Screaming continues]

f*ck! Oh, f*ck!

Oh, f*ck!

Oh, f*ck!

Ridgefield boogeyman got him!

[Indistinct echoing voices]

Stop doing that, guys!

What do you keep doing that?

Eyes open.

He wants you to see.

[Shouting]

Wait! Help! Wait!

Holy sh*t!

[Moaning]

- Oh, my f*cking God! Yeah!

[Moaning]

Oh, you gotta be

f*cking kidding me.

Jesus Christ, you guys.

Come on.

Oh, my God, I've never needed

a drink so f*cking bad.

Just finish already.

Oh, f*ck.

f*ck!

Oh, yeah.

Ooh, yeah.

All right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now I got my juice.

Behind door number one.

Huh? Skull!

f*ck.

Ah!

[Gagging]

f*ck!

Oh!

Death. Death.

[Coughing]

[Gagging]

Oh, yeah. Yeah!

Wake, wake my brain up.

[Gagging]

[Grunting]

[Shouting]

[Dark music]

[Dark music continues]

[Indistinct grunting]

[Mumbling]

Hey, grandma!

It's me.

Guess where I am right now.

I don't even f*cking know.

I just wanted to say that

whatever happens tonight is

partially your

f*cking fault, too.

For giving up on me and

sending me to rehab?

Didn't I f*cking tell you that

I would k*ll myself if you sent

me to rehab?

Well, now I'm probably

gonna f*cking die.

So you and Mom and Katie, you

can just all be

happier without me

once I'm dead.

All right.

Just tell everyone

to hold it down.

I love you, grandma.

Hey, Cassie.

I know it's been a long time,

and I know you probably don't

want to hear from me, but I

just wanted to call and say

that I took for granted all

those years that

you were with me.

And I just really want

you to call me back.

You know, I would have

changed myself if I could.

And if I could just have the

opportunity to talk to you

again, just to tell

you that I'm sorry.

I know you've heard me say I'm

sorry a lot, and I really did

mean it all those times.

And I have a really

bad way of showing it.

And it doesn't really

come out the right way.

So I just really want

you to call me back

just to talk to

me one more time.

But I know you won't.

You stupid little c**t!

You better hope I never

see you again, because

hey, hey, you know I'm still

in the streets, you dig?

Come on.

Pick up Eric.

Come on.

Hey, Boy.

What's up?

Where are you at?

You gotta come get me, bro.

You can't leave me here with

dopey, the d*ck and

his f*cking girlfriend.

Come on, let's go get an eight

ball and hit the titty bar.

I'm done being sober, bro.

You want to know what I did?

I drank some stuff

underneath the sink.

I'm f*cking tripping

ba*ls, dude, you'd love it.

Where are you, dude?

Why didn't you come back?

Hey, dude, you

still at the cabin?

I think I see your car.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. That is your car, baby.

That's Eric's car.

Eric loves to party.

Woo! Eric! Eric!

Let's go, baby!

Eric?

Oh.

Oh, f*ck!

Eric!

Eric!

The f*ck you go?

Hey!

Hey!

Where you, uh?

Where you gone?

Huh?

Eric! Yo!

Hey big dawg!

[Sticks breaking]

Eric!

Don't f*ck with me.

Hey!

Hey!

What are you?

What the f*ck?

What the f*ck?

[Growling]

Oh, Eric.

Oh! Oh, f*ck!

Oh, f*ck!

[Shouting]

f*ck! Oh!

Oh! Oh, f*ck!

[Shouting]

- Tim!

- [Screaming]

- Tim.

- Calvin. What?

- Tim, Tim, we have a problem.

- Jesus Christ!

- What the f*ck?

- Calvin!

Shh. Shh.

We have a problem.

- What?

- What?

[Hushing]

It's okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. All right.

We have a problem.

I think there's someone

living in the woods.

Calvin, what the f*ck are

you talking about?

God, Jesus, you look like.

I know I don't look good.

I don't look good.

Okay, we gotta go.

We gotta get out of here.

What?

I found someone living

in the woods.

I found Eric.

What?

- Calvin.

- I found him.

Calvin, listen to me.

I think the Ridgefield

Boogeyman.

- Uh huh. Mhm.

- What?

- What?

- Boogeyman.

- Shh!

- Calvin, listen to me.

You are fine.

Calvin.

Can you tell me how

much you took?

What did you take, buddy?

No. No.

Can you get him a glass

of water.

- Why?

- How much did you take?

What did you take?

Has nothing to do with that.

It has nothing to do with that.

Eric is dead.

- What?

- What?

Yeah, mhm. I think he's dead.

I didn't want to scare anybody.

I know, I know, I

know, I'm scaring you.

I didn't want to scare anybody.

Cause I did. I took something

under the sink.

It's the stuff.

Tim. Tim.

I know he's there.

Calvin I found him.

Listen to me.

We're gonna go outside together.

No.

And we're gonna give it a look.

- No.

- We're gonna figure it out.

We gotta go. We gotta go.

Get your stuff.

Oh my God.

Get your stuff.

- Tim.

- Get all of your stuff.

What are you?

Don't humor him, Tim.

Jesus.

Calvin, this is insane.

I'm so sorry.

What are you.

- So sorry

- What is happening?

You're fine.

Calvin. You're fine.

Calvin.

- Tim.

- You're fine.

It's all right.

I trust you.

Wait, wait. Slow, slow.

Be slow, be slow.

It's right over

here, I think I think.

Oh.

Oh, am I lying now? Huh?

Am I lying now?

It's your jacket.

I know, I was out here.

Oh, wait.

Uh, let's get out of here.

Oh, man.

Let's get out of here.

This is spooky, man.

Oh, wait.

See? See?

- See?

- What?

There's nothing over there.

Right there, right

there, right there,

Right there.

- See?

- There's nothing, dude.

[Growling]

[Indistinct voices]

Oh, stop making noise.

You hear that?

- Help.

- Yeah. What is that?

- All right, let's go.

Let's go.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

What? Whoa!

Wait! Wait!

No! Okay.

Let's go. Come on.

- Hey.

- Tim.

It'll be all right.

- No.

- I'll be right back.

No you won't. Don't say that.

Tim. Tim.

Tim! That's not Eric!

Tim.

Oh! Oh, f*ck!

Tim.

f*ck! Oh, f*ck!

Oh!

I'm gonna leave you, dude!

I'm gonna.

f*ck! f*ck!

Tim! Tim!

Oh, f*ck!

Oh, Jesus Christ!

Oh, f*ck!

God damn it, Tim!

[Shouting]

Hey! Hey!

Stay! Sit!

Sit! Stay away from

the windows!

Calvin, what are you doing?

Where's Tim?

I heard him screaming.

Shh don't talk.

He's not gonna

get in my brain now.

What? Calvin, talk to me.

Okay, look.

Didn't I tell him?

I told him not to go outside,

and I told you

not to go outside.

Didn't I tell him?

What? What happened?

I told him you're

gonna need this.

Okay, listen, listen.

Tim is gone, okay?

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

He's gone.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Calvin, you're scaring me.

You have to listen to me.

There's a clear and present

pattern to everything that's

going on around here.

And I think you are next.

So we gotta get out of here.

Oh, God.

[Dark music]

[Screaming]

[Indistinct shouting]

What the f*ck was that?

Why the f*ck do I

have a frying pan?

It's for protection, okay.

Put it on your head so it

can't read your thoughts, okay?

No, listen, you have

to watch out for him.

Where is Tim?

Tim is gone.

Tim is dead.

Okay. It's it, it's it.

The boogeyman.

Listen to me. Listen to me.

In 19.

[Hushing]

In 1992.

Okay. The government

started a program.

Project Bahama, okay, a.k.a.

Project Boogeyman.

It was disguised as a rehab

clinic to gather expatriates

and turn them into

super soldiers.

Okay. And you don't think that

it's a coincidence, do you?

That we came to Richfield

Hills where the boogeyman is.

The rehab clinic knows that.

I know something that I don't

think I know, but

they know, I know.

Okay, so you have to

shut up and listen to me.

Yo, Jax.

That was Tim.

That's not Tim.

That's Tim.

- That's not Tim.

- I hear Tim.

Please! Keep it over

your brain!

- No!

- Keep it over your brain!

He can't hear you.

[Indistinct shouting]

Jax.

I love you.

I've always loved you.

Calvin, you f*cking troglodyte!

I am going to my boyfriend

and I'm gonna go get Tim.

Take this sh*t.

I'm coming.

Jax.

That's not Tim.

That's not Tim.

All right, all right.

You want to play?

Yeah. You want to

play something?

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh! Oh yeah!

[Sniffing]

[Shouting]

Oh yeah.

You want to know?

You want to know why

they sent me to rehab?

Because when I get high,

I get violent!

I get violent!

Don't worry, Jax, I'm

coming, I'm coming.

- Calvin I need your help.

No, no, that's not Jax.

That's not Jax.

Stay out of my brain.

- Calvin, be careful.

- All my clothes.

All right, I'm coming.

- Help me, help me, help me.

- Help me, help me.

[Grunting]

[Shouting]

[Tense music]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh God.

Oh f*ck.

[Shouting and crying]

[Crying]

Help please.

Oh, God.

Oh, God, please.

Please, please help me.

All this time, you

still can't see it.

What are you talking about?

To see so much, to see

them all die,

and still not see the truth.

You monster. You k*lled her.

We k*lled her, Calvin.

No.

No you're you trying to make

me think that I'm crazy?

I'm not crazy.

I'm not crazy.

I know who I am.

Crazy. No.

Not crazy.

You're a monster.

You're a k*ller.

Yes we are.

Stop saying that!

I didn't k*ll those people.

I didn't k*ll Jax

and Tim and Eric.

I know who I am.

All slain by you, Calvin.

By us.

We really do make a great team.

It was easy.

No, that's not true.

That's impossible.

Take a good look in

the mirror, Calvin.

You can see yourself however

you want, but your true

reflection always

looks back at you.

No, I know who I am.

Yeah, I know who I am.

I know who I am.

I know who I am.

I know who I am.

Yeah, I know who I am.

Oh, f*ck.

I know who I am.

[Eerie music]

[Grunts]

The Ridgefield

Boogeyman, huh?

[Laughter]

Uh, boogeyman.

Richfield Hills.

[Laughter]

[Laughter continues]

Tim!

[Laughter]

[Birds chirping]

Well it isn't the Ritz Carlton?

No, but, you know, I got it

super cheap, and

it's got the fire

pit out back and stuff.

Plus, it's gonna have tons of

activities for

our Friendsgiving.

Yep.

Uh. All right, Spencer, I'm

gonna go pick out my bedroom.

Go for it.

Gotta put away the

groceries anyway.

All right.

Tell you what.

Best Friendsgiving we're gonna

have in a long time, Kat.

You find that room yet?

I think they got a lake

around here someplace.

I'm fitting to

get a little wet.

Woo hoo!

[Tense music]

Kat?

Spence?

[Tense music continues]

[Rock music]