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01x02 - Episode 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "One of the Boys". Aired: 2023*
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The socially awkward Lau goes on the traditional Man Camp with the provincial town boys to prove that he's a "real man".

01x02 - Episode 2

Post by bunniefuu »

Find a room and unpack, boys!

- Who's your roommate?
- I'm alone in my room.

How long am I supposed to do this?

That's good.

Do I just push it?

- What about the apple?
- That's to keep my ear in place.

Just push it through.

Come on, Lau. Just do it.

f*ck.

- Are you sure it doesn't hurt?
- Yeah.

That's how
I had the other one done, too.

Maybe we should make one for you, too?

Nah.
That's a bit too much.

What do you mean?

It would be cool.

- I think the next challenge is starting.
- Yeah.

It's so stupid.

Yeah. I'll go change.

ONE OF THE BOYS

The next challenge
will test your cooperation skills.

A real man supports his buddy
and gets to the finish line with him.

I'm going to draw
a random name from the bucket -

- and this person chooses his teammate.

Emil!

I choose Theis.

Jonas.

I choose Phillip.

Lau.

Lau, you gotta choose a teammate.

I choose William.

Seriously?

Go!

Let's go, boys!

It's a snap hook, you idiot!

The first team to fill the tub wins!

Come on, Lau!

You're spilling the water!

It's your turn. f*cking now! Run!

Come on! Get going, Lau.

Faster!
Get a f*cking move on, Lau!

No! What are you doing?

Get up.
We gotta fill it again.

Your turn.

Hurry!

Last bucket. That's it!

It's way too heavy!

I'll fill it with less water.
But you gotta f*cking run!

Get up, dammit!
Get a move on!

We have a winner!
We have a winner over here!

f*ck!

sh*t!

Sorry.

William, I'm sorry.

That's it, boys!

Can I come in?

So... That wasn't so good, huh?

If the competition means nothing to you,
then why the f*ck did you pick me?

Obviously,
you don't give a sh*t about winning.

- Listen, William. I really try my best.
- No, you don't! You don't even try!

You just complain all the time.

I don't wanna hear you whining about
how hard it is and all that sissy sh*t.

Some of us want to win, you know.

So don't f*ck it up for me.

Get outta here, okay? Don't stare me
down while I change my boxers.

What are you doing?

Why did you pick William before?

I don't know.

Wanna do something?

- I do have an idea, actually.
- Okay? What is it?

- Are you coming?
- Where are we going?

Aksel, wait up.

- Okay... now we just...
- This is f*cking gross, Aksel.

Yes.

It's pretty gross.

Maybe we should just forget it.

Don't fall in and turn into a monster.

- Ew, dammit.
- A monster?

- A gross monster from the lake?
- Do you wanna go in or what?

Going in, Lau?

Lau! Goddammit!

Stop it. Stop it!

- You're gonna behave!
- Okay, sorry.

I said sorry!

Look.

Crazy, right?

Isn't it beautiful?

- It's a bit chilly.
- Yeah.

Cheers, dammit!

- Hey, who's got the vodka?
- I've got it. You want some?

- Aren't we all supposed to be back?
- I guess they're doing a night hike.

Let's steal some beers
and go sit somewhere else.

But I don't really drink.

- Is it cool if I just go back?
- Of course.

Whoops. Wrong direction.

Can you throw the ball back?
Thanks.

Aren't you gonna apologize?

- What for?
- You hit him in his head.

- It wasn't like it was on purpose.
- So?

So what?

Do you think
you're one of the grown-ups?

- It doesn't matter.
- Yes, it does.

You gotta behave better.
And apologize.

- He got hurt.
- It doesn't matter.

Or else what?

f*cking crybabies.

I'm going back.

Yeah, get outta here.

A real man has endurance when it hurts.
When it gets difficult.

- A real man has stamina.
- That's right, Michael.

Oh, Jonas is down.

Only three left!

f*ck!

Come on, dude! You're so close.
Hang on!

- Well, well.
- One hour, boys. Well done, dammit.

You're so cool.
Come on, William. You can do it!

No! William is down!

- Holy sh*t.
- Two left!

The finals! Come on!

Come on, boys!

Come on now, boys!
Come on now, boys!

- Cheer your buddies on!
- Keep going!

Only two left!

Come on, dammit!

We're cheering for the last two!
Come on, boys!

Boys, cheer them on!

Come on now, boys!
Come on now, boys!

Yes! Lau is the winner! Lau!

sh*t! I knew you had it in you!
Great, dude!

It's f*cking unfair! Of course
that bony dude will last in a tree.

Stop it, William.
Congratulations, Lau! Yes!

Hit the shower before dinner.

Congrats.

Thanks for your help.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh f*ck.

Exactly.
That was f*cking funny.

Do you mind finishing f*cking
after we're done showering?

Damn.

What's up, Lau?

Are you peeing or what?

Do you have a hard-on?

- Got a b*ner in the boys' shower?
- William, stop it.

- He can't help it.
- Seriously?

You've seriously got a hard-on?

You were really f*cking
when we got here?

Leave him alone!
Dammit, he doesn't think it's funny.

- Relax.
- Just shut up.

What the f*ck is your problem?

Just piss off!

- Relax.
- We're just joking around.

But it's not funny.

What's his problem?
Can't even take a joke.

Don't let them bother you.
You know that, right?

- Won't you please leave?
- They're idiots.

I should have said something sooner.

- I should have said something...
- Leave.

Piss off, Aksel!
You're just making it worse!

Can't come up to the surface.

No light at the bottom.

And there is nothing left.

Can't come up to the surface.

Looking up at the surface.