01x03 - Episode 3

[bunniefuu]

So this is where
the winner is hiding out.

You should be
celebrating with the others.

You beat William.

You know what? I think you could
beat them all and win the competition.

- Yeah right.
- I think so.

When your dad and I were
on this trip together -

- he was really sad one of the days.

It's true. But...

He didn't tell anyone.

I think it was because he thought
of himself as somewhat of a wimp.

Instead he told himself that a bad day
shouldn't ruin the trip of a lifetime.

And then he totally crushed
the rest of us in the last challenges.

And you know what?
You can do the same.

That's right.

Hell yeah.

It's time for some grub.

ONE OF THE BOYS

Hi.

I thought about going down to the raft.

When we're done.

If you wanna come.

Maybe.

Are you mad at me? Or something?

I didn't want to make it worse.

You didn't make it better either, Aksel.

- It's a C5.
- No, it's a 308.

Have you seen a blue soccer ball?

No.

Okay. sh*t.

- Hey, William.
- What?

What's it like to be a loser?

What the hell are you talking about?

Nothing. I just meant the challenge.

When I beat you.

I mean, it wasn't a big win...

You probably should've won.
Because, you know.

You're stronger.
And bigger and all.

Okay. Well, congratulations.

- Hey.
- What?

- Are you guys playing soccer later?
- Yes.

Can I come?

- You don't know how to play.
- Of course I do.

I don't think there's room
for another player.

- I'll be goalie.
- It's past bedtime.

- I'll stay awake.
- Cool.

We'll leave when the adults
have done their rounds.

- Take the backdoor. They won't notice.
- Deal.

Cool.

Are you struggling with pulling
the right moves on the soccer field?

Then this is the video for you.
First, you've got to look the part -

- if you want to make everyone believe
you've played soccer all your life.

Soccer players tend
to be strong and muscular...

What about you?
I think I'm a pervert.

- Shut the f*ck up.
- I'd totally do it.

Okay, guys, shut up.
I know who's doing it.

- Lau.
- Yes, definitely.

- Give him some room.
- He can't do it.

Of course he can! Right?

- Do what?
- Shotgun a beer.

- Sure I can.
- Sure. Give him a beer.

Are you ready?

Three, two, one, now!

- Come on, Lau.
- But, uh...

- Now what?
- Open it and drink out of the hole.

Open it.

That's it! Will Lau, will Lau,
will Lau chug his beer?

Will Lau, will Lau,
will Lau chug his beer?

Of course, of course, of course he will!

Of course, of course, of course he will!

That's it!
Now let's play some f*cking soccer!

Yeah, dude!
That's it. Let's f*cking drink!

Penalty swig!

- Alright, dude!
- Come on, Lau! Chug it, dude!

- Give him the strong stuff.
- Chug it! Chug it!

Is it gross?
Give me some!

- f*ck, Lau, are you okay?
- Yeah.

Come on up.

- You're fried as sh*t.
- No, I'm not.

How about kick-a*s to the losing team?

Kick-a*s?

- Come on, Lau. Pants down.
- What about the others?

They're up next. Pull down
your pants so we can have a look.

Let's go, you wuss.

Oh, no!
You're lighting up the night!

sh*t, that'll be easy to hit.

Check out this master shot. Ready?

- No! I missed!
- It was close.

- Come again, bro.
- Next up. Hit it hard.

You got it!

Almost! Now get him right
on his butt!

Check this out.

Lau! Try not to get a b*ner this time.

Alright, dude.

- Yes! Nice one!
- Insane!

What's going on?

- What the f*ck do you want now?
- Wanna join?

It's f*cking fun.

Want a free shot?

- I don't think he thinks it's funny.
- Nobody likes to get a*s-kicked.

- It's part of the game.
- Cool game.

- Did you see that?
- That's all you got?

sh*t,
that was a crappy shot.

I wouldn't wanna be on his team.
He sucks.

Don't they play soccer in Copenhagen?

- That was a f*cking girl shot.
- Yeah, a girl shot.

I've seen girls sh**t better than that.

- Okay!
- My grandma shoots better.

- f*cking girl shot.
- f*cking h*m* shot.

- Heavy sh*t!
- f*cking f*gg*t shot.

f*gg*t shot, dude!

f*gg*t sh**ter!
f*gg*t sh**ter! f*gg*t sh**ter!

Nice, Lau.

f*ck him and his gross hair.

Now let's play f*cking soccer!
Lau, get the beer!

How's your head, Lau?
I got some painkillers for you.

Okay, buddies. Boys.
I need your attention for a minute.

So...

Right. Yes... Uh...

Yeah.

We've heard through the grapevines that
some of you were drinking last night.

Is that true?

Does anyone want
to take responsibility like a real man?

Guys, listen up. We don't have...

Your parents didn't sign off
on you drinking beer.

That's a no-go.
We're, uh... Yeah...

You're our responsibility, right?

It's damn stupid and it stops now!

Understood?

- Understood?
- Yes.

Great. Let's have fun today!

- That went okay.
- Sure.

I bet it's Aksel who ratted us out.

You just want to be alone?

I'm really sorry
about the things I said.

You know...

It wasn't... It wasn't...

You're a big fool.
You know that, right?

I'm sorry.

You... you were f*cking wasted.

I'm never drinking alcohol again.

You know
you don't have to be like them, right?

You're cool the way you are.

Exactly the way you are.

I think you've got...

I'm not into guys.

I mean...

- But it's totally cool if you are.
- I'm not.

Okay.

I, uh ...

I don't want to interrupt.

- But you're on kitchen duty now.
- I'm not...

No, of course not.

Lau!

Lau!

The ground opens up

and I'm falling

into my soul

and I disappear.

And everything changes

you all know so well

that people around me

never forget.

And I could run through everything,
through water and through fire

never ever looking back.

There's nothing left for me here,
nothing at all.