01x03 - The Night of Fiery Roasts

[bunniefuu]

[Jae-youl sighs deeply, tuts]

Honestly though,
no matter how much I think about it,

I think our sketches were funny.

-Same.
-If people didn't find it funny,

I don't think there's anything
we can do about that.

I think I'm at fault

for our defeat.

[emotional music playing]

[Jae-youl] It's been fun.

[laughs]

A FEW DAYS LATER

[indistinct chattering]

[Gyu-jin] It's so quiet.

-Is this everyone?
-It feels so weird.

[bell rings]

-[laughs]
-[all exclaim and applaud]

[dramatic music]

[Du-young groans]

RIGHT AFTER THEIR ELIMINATION IN ROUND 1

-[Seon-min] Thank you for watching.
-Good job.

[Jae-hoon] Don't beat yourselves up.

[Butler Park]
You won't be going home just yet.

What?

[Butler Park]
Masters of the top three teams

may pick up the members
from the disbanded team.

We get to recruit them.

THE 1ST PLACE TEAM FROM ROUND 1
GETS TO PICK THEIR RECRUIT FIRST

I choose Kwak Beom.

TEAM TAK JAE-HOON

I choose Lee Seon-min.

TEAM MOON SE-YOON

-[Yong-jin] Let's do this, Jae-youl.
-[Se-yoon] Thank you.

TEAM LEE YONG-JIN

I was going to pick you anyway.

TEAM LEE KYUNG-KYU
NO NEW RECRUITS

My plan has always been
to break this team up

-and join Team Tak Jae-hoon.
-[Yong-jin laughs]

[Jae-hoon]
You gotta know when to jump ship.

-[Beom] Exactly.
-To a new beginning.

-[Beom] Yes, sir.
-Heave-h*.

-Heave-h*!
-[Jae-hoon] Right on.

There's one person here
that I've always wanted to meet.

-[Yong-jin] Who?
-It was Jae-hoon.

[all exclaim]

[Beom] I'll be honest.

-That whole team is kissing his a*s.
-[Seon-min] When I was younger,

I wanted to grow up to be Moon Se-yoon.

-[Seon-min] It was my dream.
-His dream?

Yong-jin was always my role model.

My plan has always been

to do a really bad job,
get the team disbanded,

and then join Yong-jin's team.

-Your grand plan.
-That was my plan.

Says the guy
who cried his eyes out at the end.

[laughs]

On the way to our team dinner,

he cried like a baby.

I only cried
because I felt bad for you two.

[laughs]

Kyung-kyu,
why don't we have a new recruit?

I didn't pick one.

-You didn't?
-No.

They're all trash.

[all laugh]

KYUNG-KYU COULDN'T PICK
BECAUSE HE LOST IN ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS

-[bell rings]
-[announcer] In a moment,

Round 2, the Royal Roasting, will begin.

-[participants] Roasting.
-Roasting.

[announcer] As the word implies,

roasting is a genre of comedy

that involves "grilling" the opponent

with harsh jokes and disses.

[Eun-ji]
Eom Ji-yoon is such a kind person.

She's a generous person
who spends a lot on people around her.

She has great proportions.
She's got a big frame.

And she's got a big jaw.

THIS IS ROASTING

OUT-ROAST YOUR OPPONENTS TO SURVIVE!

[announcer] Master Tak Jae-hoon,
the winner of Round 1,

-will decide the order.
-This is important.

The order's important.

-We've decided on the order.
-[Eun-ji] Okay.

We've decided to be roasted first.

[all exclaim]

-You're getting it out of the way.
-[Eun-ji] Nice.

[announcer] Round 2 will be judged

by a Gen Z audience

-through a live vote.
-[participant] We'll have an audience.

[all shout]

[announcer]
Audience members, please enter.

[applause and cheering]

-[participant] It's Cherry Boy.
-[Beom] What the heck?

[Jae-youl] It's Young-joon.

The sperm.

[Jae-youl] Young-joon is here.

[Gyu-jin] You're right.

CHUNG YOUNG-JOON
MASTER OF THE DISBANDED TEAM

[participant] He's in the audience.

-[all cheering]
-[whistles]

[announcer] Each roast may receive
a maximum of 100 points.

The 33 members of the Gen Z audience
may give up to 3 points each,

while Chung Young-joon may give out
the remaining one point.

-[laughs]
-[participant] Why is he there?

[Du-young]
He's even lost among non-comedians.

[announcer] Round 2,
the Royal Roasting, will now begin.

[all cheer]

ROUND 2
THE ROYAL ROASTING

[theme music]

COMEDY ROYALE

EPISODE 3
THE NIGHT OF FIERY ROASTS

[announcer] Team Tak Jae-hoon
will be roasted first.

[cheering]

[shouts]

This will be fun.

[Jae-youl] I can't wait.

It's the whole package.

[all laugh]

If we choose a team that's desperate,

it could get really demeaning.

We choose Team Moon Se-yoon.

[cheering and applause]

FIRST ROASTERS
TEAM MOON SE-YOON

Don't be too harsh.

[Se-yoon] You'll make them cry.

-[Seon-min] Hello, everyone.
-[laughs]

I'm reporter Lee Seon-min,

your host at Comedy Royale.

[cheering and applause]

My character is a reporter from the '80s.

I thought going retro might be something

that both Gen Z and older generations
will be able to appreciate.

Lee Seon-min
will carry us to the finish line.

[all cheering]

[Yong-jin] Is he a drug salesman?

-I'm losing it.
-[Chang-h*] Why?

He's so funny.

Let's change up the mood a little.

We'd like to welcome a lady
from the Gen Z crowd

with a big round of applause.

-[Beom] Who? Who is it?
-[all cheering]

THE ROAST BEGINS

[Se-yoon] Let's go, Eun-ji!

[in cutesy voice]
Do any of our female audience members

happen to be single?

-[Eun-ji] There you are.
-[Jae-seong] That's good.

Then I'd love to introduce you

to a really cute guy.

-Would that be okay?
-[Jae-seong] Nice!

All right.

[Jae-seong] Let's go!

[Eun-ji] I just wanted to introduce you

to Sang-jun, the cutie.

[Jae-seong] "Sang-jun, the cutie."

You know why Sang-jun is so cute?

He's 42 years old,

but he still lives with his mom.
[exaggerated cackle]

-[Jae-seong] Nice!
-[laughter]

-Nice!
-Mama's boys are so cute!

So cute!

What a great son!

He's so cute.

-He's cute.
-[Eun-ji] Here's another thing about him.

To be honest...

Wait, let me see your face up close.

His liver spots are so cute!

[cheering and laughter]

[Beom] He looks so good.

Do you know what else is
really cute about Sang-jun?

He puts tons of effort
into his appearance.

He takes really good care of himself.

He gets skin care treatments.

[Eun-ji] And...

he even paid for a hair transplant.

[Sang-jun yelling] Stop!

Or did your mama pay for that, mama's boy?

[exaggerated cackle]

[Gyu-jin] He's cute.

[Jae-seong] Way to go!

[Young-joon] She's good.

-Now that's a roast.
-For sure.

SON DONG-HUN / STAND-UP COMEDIAN

[Eun-ji] And guess what, guys?

Did you know

that Sang-jun drives a Porsche?

[all exclaim]

-That's so cool.
-[Eun-ji] I'm serious.

Ladies who wanted to be introduced to him,
could you raise your hands again?

-I'm putting mine back down.
-[Beom] They're all down.

That's a shame.

But good call,

because his passenger seat is for his mom.

[exaggerated cackle]

Everyone, let's tell Sang-jun he's cute!

Sang-jun!

-You're so cute!
-[all] You're so cute!

[participant exclaims]

[Sang-jun] I was kind of pissed.
My mom in my passenger seat?

She's never even been in my car.

Eun-ji will pay for this
when my mom sees this show.

She'll be writing a roast for Eun-ji.

That was the extremely adorable

Lee Sang-jun.

[Jae-seong] The best host.

You should live
within your means, Sang-jun.

-[Jae-seong] Nice one!
-[Seon-min laughs]

[announcer] Voting will now begin.

TEAM MOON SE-YOON'S ROAST IS OVER

-That was a proper roast, right?
-It was very close.

[Dong-hun] She even gave
the audience time to laugh.

Next, we choose Team Lee Yong-jin.

SECOND ROASTERS
TEAM LEE YONG-JIN

[Gyu-jin] I'm most excited for this team.

[Du-young] We prepared
a hearing-themed roast...

[Jin-h*] And we'll be interrogating them
one by one.

[Ji-yong] I have enough material
to put them in their caskets.

[Sang-jun] This is scary.

[shouts]

Mr. Na Sun-uk.

You've gained weight
since you became a star.

That's right.

Is it true that you recently had
a medical insurance application

rejected due to severe obesity?

-[laughs]
-Is this true? Please give us an answer.

-Seriously?
-[Sun-uk] Yes, it got rejected.

They did their homework.

-[Jae-youl] Mr. Na.
-[Sun-uk] Yes?

Is it true

that you smoke at home while lying down
out of sheer laziness,

and use your belly button as an ashtray?

-[laughs]
-[crowd jeers]

[Yong-jin] Tell the truth.

Can you even spit?

What?

Is it true that you have
someone wipe for you

like sumo wrestlers do?

-[groans]
-[Yong-jin] Answer him!

[all exclaim]

Show them!

[Yong-jin]
Can you not wipe after yourself?

Are the other two in Star Company
just there just to wipe your a*s?

STAR COMPANY IS A CHANNEL BY NA SUN-UK,
HWANG IN-SIM AND JANG YEONG-h*

[Sun-uk] What? I can't wipe my own a*s?

I mean, I do prefer a bidet,

but I went to the bathroom
to see if I could.

I can still wipe.

For now, that is.

Hey.

What's the guy in the middle doing?

[Jae-hoon laughing]
What's his deal?

[Gyu-jin] I think he's a hype man.

[Jae-hoon] He keeps doing that.
It's so funny.

What's going on with his chin?

[Seung-jin] He has none.

[Du-young] Hello, everyone.

Defendant Lee Sang-jun,

-please look here.
-All right.

You've been in showbiz
for quite a while now,

and you haven't had a single dating rumor

throughout your career.

He's so cute.

-Not one.
-No.

Is it true that it's because
of your erectile dysfunction?

[crowd exclaims]

[Jae-youl] Is it true?

Get it up.

If it's not true, get it up.

Is that why you can't do stand-up comedy?

[all exclaiming and cheering]

Sit-down comedian. Swag.

All right, show us what you've got.

-Come on.
-Prove us wrong!

You're embarrassing me
in front of the ladies!

[Du-young] Please note
that all of these questions

are strictly based on facts.

Then why are you saying
I have erectile dysfunction?

THE FACT WAS THAT
HE'S NEVER HAD ANY DATING RUMORS

Mr. Kwak Beom.

-Yes?
-[Du-young] You gained a lot of fame

with jokes about your vasectomy.

-[Yong-jin] He did get a vasectomy.
-I'm a vasectomy ambassador.

[Du-young] A vasectomy is a procedure

-that prevents pregnancy.
-[Yong-jin] That's right.

So Mr. Lee Sang-jun,

why did you get it done on your face?

[crowd exclaims]

Get off the stage, punk!

[all laugh]

Fair enough.

HE HAS A BAD MEMORY OF VASECTOMIES
(REFER TO EP. 2)

What? That was funny.

He's never liked those kinds of jokes.

[Ji-yong] Tak Jae-hoon,

look straight into my eyes.

[laughter]

One way or another,

I'm gonna put you down. Swag.

[audience members exclaim]

-[Sang-jun] Okay.
-Okay.

Is it true that you used to be a salesman

for women's swimsuits?

That's correct.

HE HAS MENTIONED THIS IN AN INTERVIEW

I knew it.

[laughs]
What's this about?

I knew you'd do something like that.

Why did you buy the ones
your customers tried on and didn't buy?

[laughter]

Why did you buy them and take them home?

[overlapping chatter]

Is it true or not?

Well...

Whatever, I know it's true.
I can see it in your eyes.

-[laughs]
-[laughter and cheering]

GGI-DRAGON

Someone said earlier

that Beom got a vasectomy.

Sang-jun got one on his face,

and Sun-uk's little guy is buried in fat.

[snorts]

So everyone on this team

got vasectomies except for Gyu-jin?

[Yong-jin laughs]

Wait, my bad.

Jae-hoon hasn't gotten one.

Why do you still think you have a chance?

[all laugh]

-Why can't you let it go?
-What are you trying to do?

-It's not like that.
-[Ji-yong] Tell us.

It's his choice.

If you have a daughter now,
you'll only be alive until she's ten.

[laughs]

LEE JAE-YOUL IS 26 YEARS YOUNGER
THAN TAK JAE-HOON

[Jae-hoon] They roasted me
based on actual facts,

so I wasn't offended.

The fact that they thought

I could still have kids at my age

made me feel very proud as a man.

[Gyu-jin] That was fun.

[Jae-hoon] They were pretty good.

I bet that got them some votes.

-Why don't we let them have a turn?
-Let's do that.

LAST ROASTERS
TEAM LEE KYUNG-KYU

-[Beom] He's alone.
-[Sun-uk] For real?

[cheering]

[Sang-jun] He's by himself?

-Show us what you've got!
-[whooping]

I'm Jo Hoon,
known for "Do You Know Dr. Hong?"

-It's good to be here.
-[all cheering]

[Chang-h*] Go, Jo Hoon!

I got this great opportunity
to participate in Comedy Royale,

and it made my mother very happy.

So I'd like to use this opportunity
to brag about it to her.

-What's he doing?
-What's going on?

Is he really calling her?

I don't think he knows what a roast is.

-[dial tone rings]
-[Jae-seong] Is he actually calling?

-His mom?
-Seriously?

What if she doesn't pick up?

-[Jae-seong] This is out of nowhere.
-But this...

-[Hoon's mom] Hey, honey.
-Hey, Mom.

-[Hoon's mom] What's up?
-[Hoon] Not much, but listen.

Remember that show I told you about,
Comedy Royale?

-We're sh**ting right now.
-[Hoon's mom] Of course!

I'm so proud of you.

-My goodness.
-It's nothing.

I'm tearing up.

[Hoon] It's no big deal.

I'm with Tak Jae-hoon.

[Hoon's mom] I love your shows!

Please be good to Hoon.

-I'm so nervous.
-[Hoon] All right.

-[Hoon's mom] I'm such a big fan.
-[Hoon] Also,

you know Na Sun-uk, right?
He's almost as popular as I am.

[laughs]

-[Hoon] The rising stars.
-[Sun-uk exclaims]

[Ji-yong] The roast is on!

[THE AUDIENCE CHEERS FOR NA SUN-UK]

-[Beom] He's shushing them.
-No, don't do that.

Only cheer for me please.

He told us not to cheer.

He doesn't want us to interrupt.

Mom, I have a gift for you
if you pass this quiz.

-[Hoon's mom] Really? That's amazing.
-Yes.

I'm great at quizzes, you know.

[Hoon] Here comes the first question.

KWAK BEOM

He's played some unlikable characters.

[Hoon] He's known to be unlikable.

-[Hoon's mom] Lee Sang-jun.
-No.

-[laughs]
-[Hoon] I mean, you're not wrong.

But he's even more unlikable.

You met him last time

and said you wanted
to beat the crap out of him.

-[Hoon's mom] Yes, that was Lee Sang-jun.
-No.

[Hoon] Okay, we'll just move on
to the next question.

SHIN GYU-JIN

[Hoon] You got this one.
I'll keep it easy.

Tak Jae-hoon's lackey.

-[Hoon's mom] Shin Jung-hwan.
-You can't mention him!

-[all laugh]
-[Hoon] You can't say his name.

Don't say his name.

His family name is Shin.
You got that part right.

-[Hoon's mom] Yes, Shin Jung-hwan.
-No!

[all laugh]

[Hoon] Come on.

Who is Jae-hoon's favorite person?

-[Hoon's mom] Oh, Yuna Ogura?
-[all laugh]

YUNA OGURA
IS A JAPANESE ADULT VIDEO ACTRESS

[Hoon] Well, that's also somewhat true.

Mom, the answer was Shin Gyu-jin.

[Hoon's mom] Are you kidding me?
How would I know some nobody like him?

-[Hoon] Come on, he's not a nobody.
-[laughter]

That was good.

-I like the idea.
-It's pretty good.

-Is that even his mom?
-I don't know.

His mom knows us better than he does.

[Hoon] Let's move on to the next one.

TAK JAE-HOON

This person is my role model.

[all] Ooh!

-[Hoon's mom] Shimiken.
-No, not him.

SHIMIKEN IS A JAPANESE ADULT VIDEO ACTOR

Shimiken?

-Shimiken.
-[Hoon] You're not wrong, but...

He listens to music out loud
without headphones

like some pretentious artist.

He pretends to be a singer.

-[Hoon] Who is he?
-[laughs]

[Hoon's mom] Oh, Tak Jae-hoon!

Correct!

[all cheer]

-[Hoon's mom] I know everyone now.
-[Hoon] Thanks, Mom.

I've never seen this done in the States.

-A roast in a quiz format?
-Yes.

I've never seen anything like that.

Your mom knows us better than you do.

That was actually his mother.

Wasn't he being a bad comedian and son?

-[Hae-hoon] Why?
-"A bad comedian and son"?

-His mother did all the work.
-Exactly.

Through his mother, he managed to...

[tense music playing]

-...do what, exactly?
-[all laugh]

Even his own team can't defend him.

-[laughs]
-[bell rings]

[announcer] We will now reveal
the voting results.

-[Gyu-jin] Already?
-Really?

-Already?
-[Do-young] They're announcing it.

[announcer] The winner of this roast is...

-The winners.
-[Do-young] Who is it?

TEAM MOON SE-YOON

TEAM LEE YONG-JIN

TEAM LEE KYUNG-KYU

[announcer] With 82 points,

Team Moon Se-yoon.

1ST PLACE
TEAM MOON SE-YOON, 82 POINTS

Really?

[applause]

2ND PLACE
TEAM LEE YONG-JIN

3RD PLACE
TEAM LEE KYUNG-KYU

TEAM MOON SE-YOON: 1 WIN

[announcer] The next team to be roasted

is Team Lee Kyung-kyu.

[Ji-yoon] Team Kyu!

[cheering]

Chang-h*, you're so hot!

(PROTECT KYUNG-KYU AT ALL COSTS)

I was going to choose Team Lee Yong-jin,

-but they're a bit appalling.
-[laughter]

He said they're appalling.

-Don't listen to him.
-[Kyung-kyu] So we'll go with

Team Tak Jae-hoon.

FIRST ROASTERS
TEAM TAK JAE-HOON

[applause]

[Sang-jun] Every single person on my team
is going on stage.

We'll show them what we're made of.

You got your diapers on?

Get ready to piss yourselves.

-[shouts]
-[crowd cheering]

TATTOOED FAT THUG, NA SUN-UK

[imitates Kyung-kyu]
Don't get so excited already.

[laughs]

He's doing Kyung-kyu's voice.

[imitates Kyung-kyu]
We need to introduce ourselves!

[imitates Kyung-kyu]
These b*stards are all garbage.

[laughs]

[Sang-jun] What we've prepared

isn't the Lee Kyoung-young trio
that's popular these days.

-We're the Lee Kyung-kyu quartet.
-[laughs]

[Sang-jun] The Lee Kyung-kyu quartet!

I'm Kyung-kyu,

he's Kyung-kyu, and he's Kyung-kyu.

-We're all Kyung-kyus.
-Hey, you!

-[Sang-jun] Wait, so what's your team?
-[laughter]

-Have they lost their minds?
-This is an embarrassment!

ACTUAL WORDS OF LEE KYUNG-KYU

That's hilarious.

Hey, Eom Ji-yoon.

Aren't you the kid who was
on Hangout With Yoo or whatever?

EOM JI-YOON WAS PART
OF THE WSG WANNABE PROJECT

-Yes.
-Speak up so I can hear you!

[laughter]

[shouts]
Yes!

Yes, now I can hear you.

[exclaiming]

Maybe it's because
you were on Hangout With Yoo,

but you've done nothing but hang out here.

You're not here
just to sit around laughing!

Isn't that right?

[laughter]

What is this?

[Jae-youl] Why does he keep yelling?

His impression's going south.

You're total garbage.

You're garbage.

-You think I'm a lunatic or something?
-[crowd laughs]

Who the hell are you?

[Gyu-jin] Who are you?

We're doing a bit here!

You think I'm crazy?

[Sang-jun] We're on stage right now!

Sit next to me at the team dinner later.

KYUNG-KYU GAVE THEM HARSH ADVICE
AT THE DINNER AFTER ROUND 1

I don't care!

I've paid my dues for 30 years already!

I don't have to do anything anymore!

I can do my shows lying down!

I go fishing on TV!

[Gyu-jin] I just have to play with dogs!

-That won't do!
-[Gyu-jin] Who the hell are you?

What did this kid do in the first round?

HIS CRITICISM OF MATING OF THE MONKEYS
WAS VERY HARSH

I can't do that monkey thing again!

I'd be eliminated
after Lee Kyung-kyu gives me an earful!

Do you want to be lectured for two hours?

These punks haven't prepared
for this roast at all.

-They're just powering through.
-[Dong-hun] Right?

-Hey, you!
-[crowd laughs]

[Sun-uk] Hey, you!

Hey, Dr. Hong!

-He sounds the least similar.
-Are you here to be funny

or to promote your challenge?

You big-headed b*stard!

[laughs]

Why are you even here?

He sounds nothing like him.

That's just Tattooed Fat Thug.

You're garbage and an embarrassment!

Hold on.

You're so good at impressions on YouTube.

[Sang-jun] Why's your
Lee Kyung-kyu impression so bad?

You're garbage.

Who the hell are you?

[laughs]

-[Sang-jun] I'm Lee Kyung-kyu!
-You gotta do it right, you punk.

-He sounds just like him!
-[Jae-hoon] Hey, you!

-This wasn't in the script.
-Wrap it up!

We gotta do the punchline!

-Of course.
-All right.

-Let's do it!
-Go for it!

-Go for it!
-[Eun-ji] Just do it!

Let him have it!

Kyung-kyu!

[laughs]

You're all about "asking the stars."

Why don't you ask them who'll win today

since you're the closest to dying
and joining the stars?

♪ Ask the stars ♪

[tense music sting]

Your material is total garbage!

-[laughs]
-You haven't made them laugh once!

-[Beom] Who the hell are you?
-[Sang-jun] You're garbage.

Your jokes are garbage!

I can't believe we brought this garbage
from Meta Comedy!

[Sang-jun] You're garbage!

-[Beom] Wait for it!
-We have more!

JUST END IT

Should we end it?

What about our acrostic?

Just do that then.

-You do it.
-Okay.

Do an acrostic using Kyung-kyu's initials.

[Gyu-jin] Here we go. L.

Lee Kyung-kyu.

K.

Knowing this is abrupt,

I'd like to give you a compliment
out of respect.

[Gyu-jin] Great. K!

Gyu-jin, I can't think of anything.
Let's just go.

-He's garbage!
-You're just garbage.

You're garbage.

[Gyu-jin] Total garbage.

You're an embarrassment!

I just did as we prepared!

-[Sang-jun] Good job.
-I did what we prepared.

[groans]

That last part was awful.

-[Sang-jun] Good job.
-I did what we prepared.

[Jae-hoon sighs]

A bad apple spoiled the whole bunch.

[sad chuckle]

[Jae-hoon] I managed to find
a comedian who isn't funny.

I'm guessing we got 88 points.

You were all over the place, Beom.

[participants chortle]

[Kyung-kyu] We'd like to invite

Team Lee Yong-jin next.

SECOND ROASTERS
TEAM LEE YONG-JIN

[cheering and applause]

First of all,

uh, Lee Kyung-kyu.

My boy Kyung-kyu.

[crowd exclaiming and laughing]

Or to be a little more familiar, Kyungy?

Or perhaps Kyu-kyung?

-Or Kyupid?
-[participants laugh]

[Yong-jin] Anyway...

-Swag.
-We...

We won't do forced impressions.

[imitates Kyung-kyu]
"Hey, you disrespectful b*stard!"

[Yong-jin] We're not going to do that.

We'll keep it simple
with the prepared material.

-Prosecutor Park Jin-h*.
-[participants laugh]

He doesn't look well.

His face is already funny.

-Don't lose to them this time.
-All right.

I'm Prosecutor Park Jin-h*,
in charge of Ms. Eom Ji-yoon.

Why me?

I've done a lot of research on Ms. Eom.

You were born on May 2nd, 1996.

-That's right.
-Taurus.

[Jin-h*] INTP.

From Bangbae-dong, Seocho-gu.

[participants laugh]

-What's he doing?
-[Jin-h*] Ms. Eom.

For a while now,

I've had feelings for you.

[crowd exclaims and cheers]

A direct confession.

That's why he was nervous!

[Ji-yong] Kiss her!

I love you, Ji-yoon!

[Ji-yoon] What is wrong with that guy?

[crowd cheering]

-[in Japanese] I love you!
-[Jae-youl] Say it back!

Say it back!

-Please respond to him.
-[Jae-youl] Say it back!

-Give him a response!
-[Yong-jin] Say it back!

-Say it back!
-Say it back!

My love senpai.

[Ji-hoon in English] You are my girl!

[in Korean]
Please let me be your man, Ms. Eom!

I'm going to try

to make the first move.

[in Japanese] I love you.

I love you so much.

[imitates spitting]

[Chang-h* in Korean]
That was a harsh roast.

[Jae-youl] Okay, next.

Hello.

I'm Lee Jae-youl, the prosecutor
in charge of Mr. Lee Kyung-kyu.

[laughs]

Jae-youl...

[grunts]

They call that comedy?

Don't you think he's a bit slow?

Is he okay?

-[Kyung-kyu] He's an embarrassment.
-Sit down.

[Jae-youl]
I've been waiting for this moment.

Kyung-kyu made his debut in 1981.

Right.

Back in 1981,

most people here were still sperm.

[laughter]

LEE JAE-YOUL PLAYED A SPERM
IN HIS PREVIOUS SKETCH

How does it feel

to be surrounded by sperm?

[crowd exclaims]

[imitates Kyung-kyu]
You're garbage!

[imitates Kyung-kyu]
It's the same thing all over again!

I played a sperm last time.

CHUNG YOUNG-JOON PLAYED A SPERM
IN HIS PREVIOUS SKETCH

I don't know if I should say this,

but you're old as [bleep].

[crowd exclaims]

[Jae-seong] That was harsh.

Is it true that when you were 20,

the concept of recycling didn't exist?

THIS IS TRUE

[Du-young] Answer him.

-Answer him.
-[Jae-youl] Did it not exist?

Where did you throw out cans and plastic?

He probably just burned them.

Is it true that you used to chase
dinosaurs for a morning jog?

-How old are you exactly?
-[Du-young] How old are you?

When Mr. Lee was a kid,
the continents hadn't separated yet.

[Du-young] Pangaea?

[Jae-youl] Mr. Lee doesn't cry often.

The last time he cried

was when the Shilla Dynasty fell.

[laughs]

That's really good.

I also want to note that Mr. Lee is

one of Korea's most famous dog lovers.

So why are your autographs on display
at a dog meat place?

-[Yong-jin] Explain yourself!
-[Du-young] Please answer us!

[Yong-jin] How many times
have you been there?

[Du-young] Is it true that you go there
every year on your birthday?

That was the inspiration for his show,
Dogs Are Incredible.

[crowd laughs]

[laughs]

Damn.

-It was hot dogs, right?
-A hot dog place?

[Du-young] Right?

Why do you keep doing this, Grandpa?

-Do you see something we don't?
-[Beom] "Grandpa."

[Jae-youl] Are you seeing things?

That crazy b*stard.

[laughs]

-He's good. The best one so far.
-Yeah.

[Young-joon] I think the best roasts

are ones where you can't deny anything

because you're laughing so hard.

And I think Jae-youl's roast

was the wittiest of them all.

If opportunity allows,

I'd like to roast him
some more in the future.

Take care, Grandpa!

LAST ROASTERS
TEAM MOON SE-YOON

[laughs]

[laughs]

This isn't a funeral, is it?

Thanks for putting up
with 10 crows cawing away.

All right.

Now, it's time to liven things up.

He's like a circus master.

Please welcome our promoter
Lee Eun-ji onto the stage!

[crowd cheers]

You're pretty!

Hello, I'm Lee Eun-ji,
your promoter for the day.

Today, I'll be promoting
Eom Ji-yoon to you all.

You all know Ji-yoon, don't you?

-Yes!
-Yes!

This is going to be fun.

She showcased some great acting
on The Uncanny Counter.

She showcased her singing skills
on Choi Jung-hoon's Night Park.

And on Gag Concert...

What did you even do there?

[crowd exclaims and laughs]

Oh!

Eom Ji-yoon is such a kind person.

You want to know how kind she is?

She's a generous person who spends big.

She has great proportions.
She's got a big frame.

And she's got a big jaw.

[all exclaiming and laughing]

Her jaw!
[cheers]

Wow!

Her cheekbones are big too!

[crowd cheers]

You know she lost a lot of weight, right?

-Yes!
-Yes!

Before losing 14kg,

she looked like Erling Haaland.

After losing 14kg,

she still looks like Erling Haaland.

EOM JI-YOON IS KNOWN
AS ERLING HAALAND'S DOPPELGÄNGER

-[Eun-ji] ...Haaland.
-[all cheering]

sh**t!

Her YouTube channel, Umjirella,
is absolutely adored by Gen Z viewers.

I'd like to recommend her a new nickname.

Her bubble's burst
and all I've got to give her is a finger.

-Fingerella.
-[crowd cheers]

-[Eun-ji] Fingerella.
-[cheers]

Oh!

[Eun-ji] Fingerella!

[chants]
Fingerella! Fingerella! Fingerella!

Hello, I'm promoter Eom Ji-yoon.

Today, I'll be promoting
the comedian Lee Eun-ji.

She said I didn't do anything
in Gag Concert.

But she never even made it
into Gag Concert.

[laughs] Just kidding.

[Eun-ji] Fingerella!

Fingerella! Thank you.

-[crowd cheers]
-[in English] Thank you!

Her voice cuts right through the music.

I know, it's amazing.

[Ji-yoon] Thanks for the nickname.

The crowd is going wild.

What the hell are you saying?

We'd recommend that you change
your name to Fingerella.

[Ji-yoon] What?

I love that voice.

It's a good one.

Moving on.

-[Ji-yoon] What's with your stomach?
-Prosecutor Hwang

is very angry right now.

Damn it!

Who's Lee Chang-h*?

-That's me.
-You b*stard!

Yes, pressure him!

We've done some digging
into Mr. Lee Chang-h*'s past.

Park Jwi-beom,
your character imitating Jay Park,

was Lee Eun-ji's idea.

-That's right.
-[crowd] Ooh.

And who came up
with your Lee Taek-jo character?

-Psick University.
-[Jae-seong] It was Psick University.

Oh!

What about Director Lee h*-chang?

[Jae-seong] I'm hearing some cheers.
Who came up with that?

Psick University's.

What have you ever done
to deserve being here?

[all exclaim]

The only thing
that you've created yourself

is the sh*t in your intestines.

[crowd cheers]

How unfortunate.

[laughs]

That was a good one. Thank you.

-Sure.
-And personally,

I have a lot of respect for Kyung-kyu.

So although we diss
and insult him on camera,

I think it's uncalled for
to do so elsewhere.

[Jae-seong] But after our previous sh**t,

-we heard something interesting.
-[laughs]

[Jae-seong]
While everyone was heading home,

we saw Lee Chang-h* staying behind

-to loiter around Kyung-kyu's green room.
-[laughs]

Eun-ji, what did you ask Chang-h* then?

"Hey, Chang-h*.
Why aren't you going home?"

[Jae-seong] And what were his exact words?

Well, since I'm on Kyung-kyu's team,

I thought I'd say bye before I go.

[Eun-ji] And then I asked him,

"You're going to see him at dinner."

"Why don't you just greet him then?"

[Jae-seong] What did he say then?

[Jae-seong] "I don't f*cking know."

[crowd exclaims]

That's not true.

That never happened.

I heard him say it!

[Jae-seong] Your enemy,

your traitor,

-is working on the inside!
-On the inside!

[Jae-seong] On the inside!

-Purge him!
-You little rat!

-[Seon-min] Calm down.
-You disgusting rat!

-Please calm down.
-You're a problem too, you punk!

What decade is your character even from?

Let's calm down a little.

You should've thought of a character
from the 2000s at the earliest.

Why is your character from the '70s?

I'm sorry, but I'm imitating
Kyung-kyu from the past.

[laughs]

Wait, since when?

[Seon-min] My apologies.

Thank you. We're Team Moon Se-yoon.

[crowd cheers]

[Seon-min] Just a moment.

-Please welcome...
-[Jae-seong] No way.

...the maestro of roasts,

Director Fake Joon-h*,
with a big round of applause!

[Jin-h*] When did he prepare this?

-[crowd cheers, applauds]
-[laughs]

[Gyu-jin] He looks just like him.

[upbeat music playing]