01x04 - Ik heb een f*cking goed idee.

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- Hello, you've reached Louise…
-f*ck!

- Jacques, is Daan here?
-No, he's off today.

-And Louise?
-No, she's not here either.

Come. Come with me to the back.

You have to go to the ER.
Stop it.

-Stop it, we're going to hospital.
- No way, you call Jan.

-We need to be on a plane in two hours.
- That isn't going to happen.

-What's wrong with Daddy?
- Sweetie.

Well, Dad was working out
and dropped a weight on his nose.

- Call Jan.
- Hold it there for the swelling.

-So they can straighten your nose.
-Are you a doctor or something?

A nurse.

Come here.

It'll be fine, honey.

-Do you want to do something fun?
-Mmm.

- Yeah, you like it?
- Yes.

Here we are.

- Is this one yours?
- Yeah.

-Hey.
- Hey.

Oh…

Cozy.

Was that Anouk, from the Casino Club?

Yes.

Do you have a charger?

Uhm… No, I don't have an iPhone.

Uh… I have an idea, hold on.

How do I look?

Nice, very nice.

But you're not my type.

-Here, put this on it.
-Thank you.

What happened?

My dad hit me.

I swear, I could've ruined him.

But my mother saw us.

I don't know.

If you want a w*r with your dad,
you'd better brace yourself.

He'll destroy you. Show me?

This will hurt a bit.

What happened between you two?

You don't know?

No, I wasn't allowed to come here,
but he never told me why.

I went into business with him
25 years ago.

He said it couldn't go wrong.

He had me by the ba*ls,
in every which way.

Here, hold this.

I lost everything.

-I didn't know.
-Well, now you know.

Your dad…

is a narcissistic sociopath.

He's a threat for everything
and everyone around him.

Don't underestimate him.

I don't underestimate him, Jacques.

That's just the thing.

He underestimates me.

Is that Christine?

Yep.

You gotta be f*cking kidding me.

-I do want it back.
-Of course.

And? Hooked up with a rich girl yet?

Mmm… I'm working on it.

-Thank you!
- You're welcome.

Are you two friends?

-No, just neighbors.
-Mmm.

Neighbors with benefits.

No, no benefits.

-No?
-No.

But you did f*ck her.

What? No.

Mmm…

Would you care?

Do you want something to drink?

-Yes.
-Yeah?

But she did give you a blow job, right?

- No, are you crazy?
-A little, yes.

Regular customer with a psychiatrist
since I was 12.

But in case you didn't know,
Anouk is world-famous for her blowjobs.

Oh…

Okay. I didn't know that.

Yes, she works hard in the toilets
of the Casino Club.

And not as a cleaning lady.

Okay.
Well, I've learned something new.

What the f*ck?
I have 20 messages from Alex.

What's this?

f*ck.

Me too.

"Where are you? Answer me.

I can't reach Daan, either. I'm leaving."

"Are you with Daan?"

"Fought with my dad."

f*ck.

-"I'm coming over there."

-Did you tell him where we are?
-Yes.

-Why did you do that?!
-What?

What is he going to think?!

-I don't know, but he needs us.
-Daan, f*ck!

Louise…

-We don't need an X-ray, it's broken.
-I thought so.

- And you want to get on a plane?
-Definitely.

I once flew a plane
with two broken legs, Jan.

Right.

And who's coming with you?

-Master Zegers, Public Projects.
-Give him my regards.

Her.

It's a woman, Mirjam Zegers.

Of course. Nice lady.

Not really.

- Yeah, I had no idea.
- He just wanted to be sure.

But if Zeger's coming,
he'll close the deal.

I'm not so sure.

Last time, he had a lot of trouble
in the Emirates.

Those Arabs always play hard ball.

But Patrick will find a solution.

-Mmm…
-That's our guy.

-Are you okay, Eleonore?
-Yeah.

-How's Alex?
-Fine.

And Olivia?

Well, then you have it better than we do.

-All the stuff with Emilie's wedding…
-Sorry, I need to make a phone call.

Mom calling

Alex Vandael. Leave a message.

-Hey.
- Hey, man.

- What are--
-Careful.

- Are you having fun?
-What?

What did you think? That I would be
in the hospital for a few days still?

-So you wanted to stay over?
-Of course not.

Are you coming
to help me, honey?

We still need to bake
a lot of sausages tonight.

Are you joining us for dinner, Alex?

-Yeah, sure.
-Been in another fight?

-sh*t happens, Anouk.
-Sure. Let's go, babe.

-Thanks, that was brilliant.
-Yes, I know.

Are they together?

Nice, right?

Let's go.

Okay…

- Are you ready?
- No.

I'll count to three.

One, two…

He can't get on a plane
with a broken nose.

In your own plane
you can do what you want.

She's asleep.

-I'll be upstairs. Safe travels.
-Fine.

-Hello, I'm Angelique.
-Melissa.

The new nanny, of course.

- Did we meet in Natan's shop?
- Yes.

Alex, this is your mother. Call me back,
I'm really worried about you.

You looked great in that outfit.
You should have bought it.

Music.

-Alex, here you go.
-Thanks, man.

Voilà.

How do I look?

Pretty sexy.

Do you want a sausage? You too?

-Yeah, fine.
-Yes.

Do I need
to keep those tampons in?

I would keep them in
until you're in Dubai.

We might as well do this right now.

So, what's up with your neighbor?

Are you together?

-Yeah…
-So, you've discovered her talent?

Is she good?

Pretty good, yeah.

-She can suck the sheets up your a*s.
-What?

Well…

Ah, right.

Alex, I thought I didn't like
pornographic sex.

But I sure do.

-You lucky b*stard.
-What?

But, what…

-So, molly is pure MDMA?
-No.

It's mixed with something else.
Gravel dust or something.

-Molly?
-Yes, pure MDMA is an ill*gal substance.

Huh…

-That's crazy.
-Nothing wrong with a bit of gravel.

Okay.

Molly for four.

It makes you incredibly horny.

-But it will take longer to come.
-For men?

I wish.

Ah…

You need to stop this, Patrick.

-Or at least scale back a bit.
-Just do it.

-I don't want you to get prostate cancer.
-I have that checked regularly.

The only side effects
are morning boners and random erections.

And I thank you for that.

-We're friends, you know.
-Yeah, exactly.

You really don't need the testosterone.

I can't stop right now. Really.

No way.

The business…

-Hand me that shirt.
-You have a successor, right?

Isn't your son taking over in a few years?

Business families are made up
of three generations.

You have the builders,
the ones that inherit it and--

The ones that ruin it.
But that's not true.

Alexander can't do it.

Really. He thinks he can, but he can't.

I'm sure Louise would love to hear that.

I have to go. Thank you very much.

-And your bank account?
-All my accounts. The first thing he did.

What an as*h*le.

Why did he freak out like that?

I confronted him with the fact
he's cheating on my mom, again.

-With one of her best friends.
-With my mom?

-Jesus.
- No, not with your mom.

-With Christine.
- Who?

-Margaux' mom.
-And who's Margaux?

My best friend.

Typical.

To the Crazy Lulu.

Hey…

Come on, you'll think of something.

Right?

You always think of something.

"Yes, Louise. I'll think of something."

-Am I your ventriloquist dummy now?

To the Crazy Lulle.

-Lulu.
-That name won't stick.

Clear your mouth first. The Crazy Lulu.

Lulu.

To the Crazy Lulu.

Aah!

-Am I human?
-Yes.

- No. Not really.
-Yes!

Are we a couple?

-Yes.
-Yes.

-Am I a man?
-Yes.

-Am I old?
-Yes.

-What is on my card?
- Nothing.

Come on, darling.
Mirjam and her sl*ve are already here.

-What are you doing?
-What do you think?

Come on.

He's just angry and stubborn.

Is that all you can say?

Come on.

You know what? Just go alone.

-Hey, don't be ridiculous.
-I'm not coming.

You can go alone.

Hello, Mr. Vandael.

Isn't that the Big Dipper?

- There?
- Yeah.

- Yes!
-There it is.

I know where the North Star is.

It's not there yet.

Guys…

-Guys.
-Mmm.

- Hey
-I have an amazing idea.

Alex, I don't think we are moving.

-I don't think so.
-I do.

Oh, sh*t.

You're right.

Come on, hit the gas pedal.

Hey!

Alex, not so fast. Not so fast!

- Well, well. This is your house?
- Yes.

- No, don't.
- What?

He needs to think it's a burglary, right?

If you do it now,
the police will come. Do it later.

What do we do now then?

- You have a key?
- Of course.

-So use it.
-I don't know.

It needs something more.

- Shh! Hey!

Mmm-hmm.

This is his beauty.
He likes it more than my mom.

There's more over here.

-You get those boxes?
- Yeah.

Copying 2 items

Knokke's p*ssy king

Let's go.

It's taking a long time.

Daan is a cutie.

Mmm-hmm.

Louise, what time is it?

No idea.

-Do you think the police caught them?
-No, we would've seen that.

-Really?
-Yes.

Blue lights, and everything.

Yeah.

Hey.

Hey.

-We need to go to the front.
-Why?

We're the getaway drivers.

-Thelma and Louise.
-Yes.

Okay.

-Which one is Louise?
-I am…

-I'm Thelma.
-Then I'll be Louise.

- I have something upstairs.
- What?

Something upstairs.

- We need to go upstairs?
-Yes.

Okay.

Shh!

The stairs are moving.

Come.

That's it.

- Do you have a cat?
- No, we don't.

sh*t. Here, take it.

f*ck! Hide, hide.

Alex. Alex!

Thelma behind the wheel.

Me?

Me?

-You're Louise.
-Yes?

Yes.

sh*t, I have to pee.

-Now?
-Yes, wait. I'm coming.

- Don't be afraid.
- We won't hurt you.

- Daan?
- No.

-No.
-Come. Go, go!

What the f*ck was that?
Did she know you?

-Of course she did.
-How can that be?

-It's my mom.
-Your mom?

Go, go, go!

-What the f*ck, man?
- Alex!

It's broken.

Daan broke it.

-You broke it.
- Go, go, go!

Left, left! Stop, stop, stop!

-This is ours.
- What?

This is ours.

The Crazy f*cking Lulu, boys.

Commercial property for rent

Crazy Lulu! Come on!