02x10 - Letting Go

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- Previously on SurrealEstate.

- Look out!

There's no way this ends with

you staying in this apartment.

This was supposed to be my forever home.

Zooey, this is, ah, Rochelle.

The power it's all back?

- [DRAMATIC BOOM]

- [HIGH-PITCHED TONE]

It was my mom. I touched her hand

and it was like plugging

into a 12-gauge speaker wire.

[HOUSE VOICE] You don't

need them anymore, Susan.

Susan!

Let's storm the castle.

And get our girl back.

g*ng's all here!

Your office?

[QUIET SCORE]

[POLICE SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]

- Do you want to get that?

- Oh! No, it's okay.

As I was saying, after this time off,

I am just a totally different person.

I'm picking up on that.

I read a little, traveled a little

and just hung out.

Can you picture me just hanging out?

- I'm trying.

- And now I'm back!

Ready to strap right back

into that co-pilot seat

and play that second

fiddle like Jascha Heifetz!

We hired a new agent.

Her name's Lomax and she's excellent.

Can't wait to work with her.

That is, if I'm still welcome.

Susan, you are family.

It's just, this is

really all of a sudden

and I just want to make sure

Excuse me. Can we help you?

- Yeah.

- [SCORE FADES OUT]

I could tell you were getting

to the part where you wipe

Susan's tears off her

shoes with your perfect hair

and I just had a quick question first.

b*tch, what the actual hell?

Where were you when I was getting

squeezed out of your

house like a festering zit

on prom night, huh?

You were in my house?

You just walked in?

No! I jimmied the back

door and then I walked in.

Your house kicked the sh*t

out of me and then spit me out!

I have no idea what

you're talking about.

It happened. We saw her.

I told you I was traveling.

It must have happened

when I was gone. Weird!

[ZOOEY SIGHS]

- I saw you in the mirror

- [GENTLE SCORE]

and I know you saw me.

Let's figure this out

tomorrow. But I'll be honest:

You got a lot of fences

to mend around here.

[CHUCKLES]

That's what I do.

[OPENING THEME FADES IN]

I'm a people person!

[MAN SCREAMING]

[OPENING THEME FADES OUT]

- I don't believe it.

- It's true!

A linear accelerator capable

of creating electron beams

up to 35 mega-electron volts

that weighs less than 75 kilograms?

It's less than half a meter in diameter!

- Unbelievable.

- Mm.

A doctor can throw it in his back seat,

drive to a rural hospital and deliver

precise radiation treatments.

- Hm.

- [TENDER SCORE]

This stuff is being developed by people

not half as brilliant as you.

But they have support,

they have resources.

Shell, I've been out

of the game too long.

It would take me ages to catch up.

All the more reason to start now.

Mmm

August, you can't be happy

duct taping a VCR to a

a blender so you can

frappé some evil spirit

and calling it science.

Come back to ASDRA, Augie.

Promise me you'll at least consider it?

[ELEVATOR ARRIVING CHIME]

[UPBEAT SCORE]

[SHARP GASP]

Lomax, right?

I'm Susan. Ireland.

It's-it-it's nice to meet you.

I saw you the other night.

No one introduced us

which I thought was rude.

I-I suppose you want your office back?

No rush. I won't be around much.

[SCORE FADES OUT]

I have appointments today.

New listings. Prospects. Possibilities.

[ELEVATOR ARRIVING CHIME]

A real estate agent who

hangs around the office

has no reason to live.

Darkest motivational poster ever.

- Phil!

- Welcome back.

I am literally dying for

that boundary confirmation

on the Matthews place.

Matthews? Matthews,

it's a That's a normie.

I have a couple things

here that can't wait.

What makes you think I'll wait?

[DARK SCORE]

I'm driving there this

afternoon. You can come along.

No, no, I can't. Felicity

has a doc appointment.

Sounds like a "you" problem.

No, if it was a "me" problem

we'd have something to talk about.

This is a "her" problem

and those aren't negotiable.

Look, I'll do the research tonight

and I can do the site visit later.

Fine.

[FOOTSTEPS RECEDE]

[SCORE FADES OUT]

Hey, Dad.

Sorry I didn't get here sooner.

The, uh

I know they're gonna be

opening any minute, uh

Luke!

I am your father.

- [TENDER SCORE]

- [LAUGHS]

I always wanted to do that.

How are you, Dad?

Still dead. Otherwise I'm good.

I, uh, geez! Let's see.

Uh, when last we left off

I thought I'd found

mom, but really it was

Doesn't matter. It's all in the past.

What matters now is the future.

- I talked to mom.

- I know.

The real one, I

We didn't, like,

run into each other's arms

or anything, but I think

we started towards I don't know.

An understanding?

That's good, Luke.

You needed that.

But, hey, got my fastball back.

We could pick up where

we left off and

Yeah. Things have changed.

You were my unfinished business.

I raised you alone, making

it up as I went along.

And I think I did a fairly good job.

But, I didn't want to leave you behind

with you blaming

yourself for family things

that were not your fault.

Now you need to move on in your life.

And I need to see what's next.

No.

I still need you, Dad.

You know it's not

natural for me to be here.

Take away my rugged good looks,

I'm just like one of

those things you find

in your clients' attic.

Now, you know better than anybody

what I need to do.

Absolutely not.

Luke! The last thing I want

Just a second!

If they could open any

minute.

[SCORE FADES OUT]

[UPBEAT SCORE]

[BEEP]

Megan. Hi!

It's Luke Roman.

Uh, I saw you called.

Try me back. I'll try you back.

We'll try each other back.

[BEEP]

- [SCORE FADES OUT]

- [APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS]

I'm going to the Hennessy closing.

Have fun.

You haven't talked any

more to Susan, have you?

I know. She's been a little

Heinous?

Off.

Zooey, she had a moment

where she wondered

if her life was really going

the way she wanted it to.

It happens to people,

like you and the whole agent thing.

And the law school thing.

Law school takes, like, three years.

And that's if I went full time.

- It's what it takes.

- And what if I hate it?

- Zooey

- It only took me a few weeks

to learn real estate.

And then a few more days

to realize that I would rather

exfoliate with drain cleaner

than do it every day

for the rest of my life.

So, you're just giving up?

Technically, I never started, so

What?

Nothing.

Just play nice with Susan, okay?

Not going to toss her

out the door or anything.

'Cause that would be wrong.

[ELEVATOR ARRIVING CHIME]

[TENSE SCORE]

Welcome back.

Augie! Thank you!

I got your, uh, email

regarding the Gunderson homesite.

We don't generally do PKTs on raw land.

Marvin Gunderson is very superstitious.

He wants to make sure the dirt is clean

before he builds. How

'bout Thursday afternoon?

I'm evaluating a new

Lomax listing at three.

Could we make it five?

I don't work past five anymore.

It's part of my new work-life balance.

How 'bout tomorrow?

It's a beautiful place,

up on a cliff, amazing views.

Gives you chills.

Tomorrow it is.

Zooey, I need you to clear my calendar

after five and on weekends.

I'm taking time for us.

Who's us?

Me, myself and I.

Drop that off at the

dry cleaners. No starch.

[SCOFFS]

What?

Oh, I'm just looking around

for who you're talking to

because I know it's not me!

Oh.

You're not an agent.

You're support staff.

If you're not doing my grunt work,

why are you even here? [CHUCKLES]

- [ELEVATOR ARRIVING CHIME]

- [SCOFFS]

[HOUSE] I missed you.

I missed you, too.

Don't forget me

just because you're out in the world.

I could never forget you.

There are so many distractions

out in the world, Susan.

Some have to be eliminated.

But they're my friends.

[DRAMATIC BOOM]

Some have to be eliminated.

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

- [DRAMATIC BOOM]

- [HOUSE DEVICE CHIMES]

[DOOR LOCK DISENGAGES]

Luke!

Surprise.

I realized I never brought

you a housewarming present.

We'd never blow off a client like that.

Thank you. It's lovely.

[SCORE FADES OUT]

So, this is the place.

What is it? Four bedrooms?

Three and three, but they're huge.

Huh. Thought it was bigger from outside.

Fits me perfectly.

I can see why you never

want to leave the place.

I'd rather die.

[TENSE SCORE]

Well, that was a little

dramatic, wasn't it?

- Hm.

- I just

You know, there's something about home.

Well, thanks so much for stopping by.

Friends?

Always.

[SUSAN; WHISPERED] Help me.

Help me.

Please Luke, help.

I'll be back. Promise.

Hey, we have to do this again sometime.

[SUSAN CHUCKLES]

Hm.

[DRAMATIC SCORE]

Hey, Zooey. Sorry to bother you at home.

We need an all-hands meeting tomorrow.

Everybody but Susan.

Just make sure that everyone is there.

Yes, that means you, also.

[CALL HANGUP CLICK]

[DRAMATIC SCORE FADES OUT]

[TENSE SCORE]

Uh-huh. Yeah, she's asleep.

Finally.

Yes, her poop is perfect.

Like a spicy Dijon mustard.

Anthony, you worry too much. We're fine!

Then check it yourself. Uh-huh.

Wait, what? You're

gonna be late tonight?

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

Hang on, someone's at the door.

Let me call you right back.

[SCORE INTENSIFIES]

Boy, do you have the wrong house.

I'm looking for Father

Mr. Orley.

I'm Phil Orley.

What the hell do you

people want from me now?

What the hell, indeed.

[SCORE INTENSIFIES, SUBSIDES]

I'm sorry to bother you at home.

It was the only address I had.

What's this about, Father?

I am actually here as an

unofficial representative

of Bishop Fabrizi in Rome.

You know, you're going

to have to excuse me.

I haven't seen an org chart in a while.

Bishop Fabrizi was a colleague

of your mentor, Father Diaz.

The bishop would like to know

if you have any interest

in continuing his work.

[SNORTS, LAUGHS]

Oh.

Well, is the bishop not

up on current events?

I turned in my surplice and

parking pass several years ago.

The bishop believes that your

outsider status

would actually give you

the spiritual distance

to be a more dispassionate judge

of the phenomena you encounter.

Spiritual distance. That's good.

That's good, I like that.

You know what, Father?

I'm kind of enjoying my

spiritual distance right now

and I think I'm going to maintain that

by staying the hell away.

What I am about to tell you

is confidential.

What is it?

Is Easter cancelled?

Did they find a body?

There are some global patterns

we are seeing that are alarming.

[DARK SCORE]

Incidents of demonic

possession in children.

Young children.

Diaz wrote a book about that.

And you researched it.

You edited it.

And that is why I'm here.

You would have access to

all of the Vatican archives,

including the Apostolic

Archive in Belvedere Court.

Excuse me? Cortile de Belvedere?

I didn't have access to

that when I wore the uniform.

You see the urgency of the matter.

No. Out of the question.

I have a family, I

can't just move to Rome.

Arrangements can always be made.

All I ask is

Consider it.

Call me if you have any questions.

[MENACING SCORE]

[PKE DEVICE CLICKING]

You didn't lie.

This view is magnificent.

Takes your breath away.

The PKE needle hasn't moved.

Your Mr. Gunderson has nothing to fear.

[SCORE SWELLS, SUBSIDES]

[PKE DEVICE CONTINUES CLICKING]

[NERVOUS BREATHING]

[SUSAN MOANS SOFTLY]

[PKE DEVICE BEEPS]

[PKE MONITOR CONTINUES BEEPING]

We're done here, yes?

[CAR RUMBLES QUIETLY]

We have some unfinished business.

We never got around to doing

a thorough analysis of your house.

Oh, there's no need.

I live there now and it's wonderful.

There is what happened to Zooey.

Zooey's a flake.

She's a trespasser and a distraction.

There's something I've never told you;

Never told anyone.

[TENDER SCORE]

It happened your first

week at the agency.

Zooey was working late

and who should stumble off

the elevator but Bob Livingston

your old boss.

He'd been drinking and looking for you,

professing his undying love.

She told Livingston to leave you alone.

She told him you didn't need him,

You just needed a little

more confidence in yourself.

So she confiscated his

keys, validated his parking,

called him a cab and told

him to get the eff out.

I just thought you

should know that Zooey,

this flake, this distraction

it's just possible she

believed in Susan Ireland

more than you did.

[SCORE FADES OUT]

[LOMAX] No, I'm afraid

Miss Amaranth won't budge.

Well, is that very necessary?

[SIGHS GENTLY]

Uh, okay, just Just

be gentle with her, okay?

She's

a nice old lady.

- [SIGHS]

- [CALL HANG UP CLICK]

[GENTLE SCORE]

- Sorry.

- Let's cut to the chase.

Susan definitely isn't Susan.

Then who was that

unpleasant woman who just

- kicked me out of my office?

- It's her dark side.

It's all of Susan's

ambition and confidence

without any of the humanity.

The limited data I have

suggests something

we've never seen before:

A living person possessed

by an inorganic spirit.

Inorganic?

It's not alive. It never was.

That's why it didn't

trip our incursion alarm

as the roadies did.

So

how do we k*ll it?

k*lling it without k*lling Susan

that's the trick.

Thank goodness we didn't use

our device the other night.

It could have done horrible damage.

- How?

- It was designed to extract

Susan from the house; Not

pull the house from Susan.

Guys

do we even know she's alive?

Phil!

She asked me for help.

It was quiet and weak,

but it was there.

You were right all along.

I'm saving the I told you

so's 'til Susan's back safe

but they are coming.

What about the builder

with the funny name?

Rabbitfoot. Yeah, I actually

just texted you his address.

Look, if this is a possession,

it's kind of my side of the street.

Let me dig in, see if anything clicks.

My friend, Rochelle, has

been working on a technology

that extracts organic

minerals from solid rock.

- May be an application there.

- [SUSAN] For what?

- Susan. Hi.

- [SCORE FADES OUT]

I don't remember getting

a staff meeting request

about tonight.

- Uh, um

- This isn't a staff meeting.

It's just a special

teams get-together on, um

on, um

They're about to evict Elsa Amaranth.

There's gonna be a huge PR fallout

and we were just discussing

how to handle the messaging.

[QUIET, TENSE SCORE]

If it's brand-related,

I have some thoughts.

We can't wait to hear them!

And by "we," I mean Lomax.

Hm.

[SUSPENSEFUL SCORE]

Thomas Rabbitfoot?

That'd be me. And who are you?

I'm here about the house

on Kindenman street.

[SCORE FADES OUT]

Rabbitfoot. It's a interesting name.

Family legend goes

that the clerk at Ellis Island

had so much difficulty

pronouncing my

great-great-grandfather's name

that he went for the

lucky charm in his pocket.

That's terrible.

Ancient Romans considered the

human phallus a lucky charm.

Maybe we got off easy.

Please.

[RABBITFOOT GROANS QUIETLY]

Now, about the house.

What has it done?

Friend of mine bought the house and

[TENSE SCORE] I don't know.

It's sort of taken her over.

You know something?

Her name was Hela

Ensom, a Norwegian woman.

From Telemark, I think.

She worked for an energy company.

She was out on an oil rig six

to nine months of the year.

She came to me. She asked

me to design a house.

Actually, that's not accurate.

She wanted to design a

house and she wanted me

to smile, nod and build it.

And you did.

She was involved in every detail.

Everything had to mean something to her.

It's why people build custom.

It was more than that.

She immersed herself in it.

She said it was her Evig Hus.

Forever house.

So, what happened?

She died.

A big storm hit the oil rig.

She was swept over the side,

along with eight others.

Her body was never found.

And this happened a week

after she moved into the house.

Hela had no relatives, so

the bank basically took it over

and then leased it a bunch

of times, but nobody

would stay in it more than a week or so.

Any idea why?

[LAUGHS]

You're gonna think I'm crazy.

Try me.

The house was mourning her.

Hela had put so much of herself

into that house it was like

it was an extension of her.

Now, people could move in,

but something would go wrong

and they would be out in a day or two.

The house is rejecting

them for not being

Hela Ensom.

So this house, what does it want?

It wants permanence.

It wants somebody to move in and stay.

It wants to be a part

of somebody forever!

[SIGHS]

[CLATTERING]

[SIGHS]

The short answer:

It wants her.

It wants Hela.

Wow.

Hela looked a lot like someone I know.

[ELEVATOR ARRIVING CHIME]

- Ready, Freddy?

- Where are we going?

Matthews. Boundary

confirmation, remember?

I'll drive.

- [SCORE FADES OUT]

- [DRAMATIC BOOM]

So, tell me:

What were you all

talking about last night?

You know, like, uh,

like Luke said, the, uh,

the Amaranth case and,

uh, its potential damage.

[DRAMATIC BOOM]

Uh, you know you might want to,

like, slow down just a little

I don't think that's exactly true.

Oh!

What were you really talking about?

- [ENGINE REVVING]

- Uh. Uh, uh. You! You!

Okay? We were-we were

talking about you!

- And?

- And, um

you know, just how we could be

loving and supportive friends

in this-in this difficult time. [BOOM]

Okay, okay! We were talking about how to

get the house out of you or

you out of the house, okay?

There's a really sharp turn up ahead!

- What was your plan?

- Well, it wasn't really a plan!

- [PHIL GRUNTS]

- [TIRES SQUEAL]

Susan! [GRUNTS]

I'm an exorcist! Augie is a scientist!

Luke is a specialist!

Zooey's an anarchist!

One of us has to be

right about something!

- [DRAMATIC SCORE]

- [ENGINE REVVING]

sh*t!

[GRUNTS]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[PHIL PANTING]

What?

[MOUTHING "HELP ME"]

- [CAR DOOR CLOSES]

- [TIRES SQUEAL]

[ENGINE REVVING]

[GRUNTS]

[SCORE FADES OUT]

Now, just so I understand

you want to offer me

up as a human sacrifice

to a naughty old house?

That's not at all what we just said.

Elsa, you need a forever home

and this house needs someone

that will love it forever.

Feels like there's a

deal to be made here.

I do like the kitchen.

And look at that view.

Three bedrooms, three

baths, tons of space.

Yeah, it'll probably take

an eternity just to clean it!

[LAUGHS]

Let me just show it to you.

Maybe you'll hit it off.

- [CELL PHONE BUZZING]

- Oh! If you'll excuse me.

Mm.

[TENSE SCORE]

- Phil.

- Luke, I'm a dad, okay?

People depend on me! I

can't keep doing this sh*t!

We need to have a long talk!

What?

[ELEVATOR ARRIVING CHIME]

Oh, Rochelle! He's in his workshop.

Augie?

Ah! You have it?

Downstairs. My people are

moving it into your van.

You want to use this on a person?

Well, yes.

And no.

[SUSAN'S VOICE] Why can't

they just leave us alone?

[SUSAN] They love me.

After all the things

you've done to them,

all the shitty things you've said,

they still love me.

- I love you, Susan.

- It's not the same!

They're not taking you

back. I won't lose you again.

- [CAR DOOR CLOSING IN DISTANCE]

- [HOUSE DEVICE CHIMES]

Just real quick, a few parting thoughts.

Why won't you people leave us alone?

It's only me.

You scared off Phil and August.

You pissed off Zooey.

She's done with you.

Looks like you win.

And, yet, here you are.

When it comes to people I love,

I'm stubborn, loyal and not too bright.

What do you want?

Give me one last chance

to say goodbye to Susan.

The real Susan.

Not the version that's 50% drywall

- and roofing nails.

- No!

I know that she looks like Hela Ensom.

She has her energy, her

spirit but she is not her.

She's not gonna get

swept off an oil rig.

She's a real estate lady

who fell in love with the

wrong house at the wrong time

and I just want to say I'm sorry

and goodbye.

- [DOOR CLOSES]

- [HOUSE VOICE] Intruder alert.

Back door. [DRAMATIC SCORE]

- Liar.

- Intruder alert.

Intruder alert.

I don't think I like

these new friends of yours.

[ELECTRONICS POWERING DOWN]

[LOW WHOOSH]

What? Uh!

What the ? [GRUNTS]

- Stick around, kid.

- [ZOOEY GRUNTS]

Susan! [GRUNTS]

- [PING]

- [LOW-FREQUENCY RUMBLING]

Luke?

Recede ab nobis, domus!

Recede ab hac femina

[BOOK SLAMS TO FLOOR]

Leges omnes pertinentes

emptionem venditionemque

peculiorum in hoc mundo seculare

[STRAINING] Locatio tua abit!

Locatio tua abit!

[DRAMATIC SCORE]

[CHOKING]

Ah!

[WHOOSH]

Ahhh!

- [BOOM]

- Ah!

Ah! [GRUNTS]

[INSPIRATIONAL SCORE]

- [WHOOSHING]

- [SUSAN GRUNTING]

Augie, it's working!

Come on!

No, no!

[WHOOSHING]

[WARNING ALARM BEEPING]

[AUGUST] Oh, dear.

[ROCHELLE] Augie, run!

[WARNING BEEPS RISING

IN INTENSITY AND TONE]

[WARNING BEEPS STOP]

[FOOTSTEPS SQUELCHING]

I didn't know if you'd come.

Something bad is happening in your name.

I thought you might want to fix it.

Luke Roman!

We have some unfinished business!

[SOARING SCORE]

I've missed you so much.

[CHIMING]

[DRAMATIC WHOOSH]

[TENDER SCORE]

[SUSAN SIGHS]

Hey

[SUSAN SIGHS]

I'm so sorry.

I know.

Thanks for coming back.

[SCORE SWELLS]

I was so worried about you.

So, we probably should

have called first, huh?

[BOTH LAUGHING QUIETLY]

[SCORE FADES OUT]

[SUSAN] Okay, that

wraps up new business.

Just some final housekeeping items.

The Amaranth House,

formerly known as the Ensom House,

closes at the end of the month.

Special shoutout to Lomax and Zooey

for expediting the papers and

getting Elsa's stuff moved in.

They beat the bulldozers by 12 hours.

Not even close enough to be exciting.

[ALL GIGGLING]

You about wrapped up?

I got a couple of things. [TENDER SCORE]

First off, congratulations are in order.

Father Phil has informed

me that he's moving to Rome,

where I assume he will

do as the Romans do.

August will also be

leaving us next month

to rejoin now I can

never remember this

The Advanced Science and

Defense Research Administration

where he will continue

to argue with Rochelle,

only now he will be well paid for it.

[SUSAN LAUGHS]

And Zooey?

Well, Zooey will be starting

law school in the fall,

so we won't see as much of

her as we'd like, either.

Now, as you can imagine,

I have struggled with this.

You are not only my colleagues

you are my friends.

But, after what Susan has been through,

I've come to understand

the danger and futility

of holding onto something too tight.

Even

something you love.

So, just so you know,

wherever you go from here,

there is something about home.

And this is home.

[SNIFFLES]

So stupid.

To avoid ending this

meeting on a bummer note,

I have one last announcement.

[CLICK]

I'm making Susan a full

partner in the agency.

[LAUGHS]

I think you'll all agree

that it's long, long overdue.

Hell, yeah! [LAUGHS]

[PHIL LAUGHS]

- [PHIL] Cheers! Yes!

- [GLASSES CLINKING]

[ZOOEY] Congratulations, partner!

Excuse me! Where are you going?

Yeah. What is it?

I'm good. [LAUGHS]

[CROSSTALK]

It's not really an office.

It's more like a desk

in the middle of a room.

- Partners?

- Partners.

[GLASSES CLINKING]

[LOMAX CLEARS HER THROAT]

So, who do I talk to

about poaching an office?

First thing Monday, gotta

start looking for new staff.

We better get on it because

there are so many listings.

So many spookies.

So little time.

Speaking of time I gotta run.

It's been a day of goodbyes and, uh

I've got one more.

[TENDER SCORE]

You know this, uh,

place kinda grows on you.

I didn't know if you'd

still be, uh around.

I couldn't let those words be our last.

I've been thinking

Thinking is good.

I've been thinking that trying

to hold onto something too tight

is a good way to lose it.

You won't lose me, Luke.

As long as you keep me in here.

You should go.

Find out what's out there.

You know, we've never been a

family of huggers.

So, let's just say

See you around.

Son

you're my way of leaving the world

better than I found it.

I love you, Dad.

[WIND BLOWING]

[SCORE SWELLS]

[SNIFFLES]

[PHONE BUZZING]

[CLICK] Megan! Hi!

It's great to hear your voice.

Oh, you know.

How are you?

[SHOW THEME PLAYS QUIETLY]

Really?

How long were they dead?

Hm.