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01x01 - Awakening with a Broken Heart

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "OMG! Vampire". Aired: May 19, 2024.*
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Vampire Poom discovers a new law prohibiting gen-X vampires from falling in love in the land of vampires, leading him to flee to humans for freedom.

01x01 - Awakening with a Broken Heart

Post by bunniefuu »

I love you

I love you too

Ten

Nine

Eight

Seven

Six

Five

Four

Three

Two

One

Welcome back my friend.

Poom

Nothing

Aghh!

Where is Poom?!

His body is gone!

Somebody stole his body

To where?

This isn't good.

We must inform the governor.

The governor

Let's go.

Surprise!

Haa! you guys got tricked by me.

Poom!

Oh my.

Poom, my dear friend.

Where have you been?

Or

You have invisibility power?

Can you teach us?

I want ability to vanish into thin air.

Hey!

Don't be silly.

Who would be able to do that?

We're vampires.

Not ghosts.

And

vampires aren't ghost?

Yeah.

Vampires are also ghosts.

Well we..

Pff, ok ghosts but we can't disappear.

Come on, you guys stop arguing.

You want to sleep for another century?

Yet still argruing?

Don't complain us.

You get out of the coffin first.

Or

You want to sleep for another century?

No.

Let's close the coffin.

Hey! hey! calm down

I'm just kidding.

Come, let's go.

For friend who came back from deep slumber.

Come.

Cheer!

Wait for a second.

I'll be right back.

Ohh.

You guys are suspicious.

Who suspicious?

No one.

No one, i just..forgot something.

Don't tell me..

You stole from your father again?

Yes.

Hey! you all grown ma-

Stop complaining Jolie.

You always like this.

Hey

let's go drinking outside.

I don't want to listen to her complaining.

Ow!

Ow!

That's a good one.

Well Jolie

I had been sleeping for 100 years.

You guys still don't have lovers?

Nah, we don't.

why?

Oh, don't tell me that

You all are insensitive about love?

Insensitive what?

It's the governor who makes the rule.

That forbid Gen X vampires like us.

From having a lover or loving each other.

And why is that?

Well, for the population controling.

What? forbid vampires from loving?

That's unfair.

And what are you gonna do about it?

If someone breaks the rule,

They will be imprisoned in human land till death.

So, that's mean..

If it's man and man, it's fine?

Because no population increasing.

No, men love is much worse

If being caught,

Their skin and flesh will be slashed.

And will be imprison in the sun at human land.

Gosh!

the punishment is much worse than straight one.

I will never accept this.

I believe in love.

I will love.

Love is a beautiful thing.

Would it be possible

If we live without love?

Are you still believing in love?

Wasn't it because of love

That made you became a vampire?

Hey..

I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry.

What you said it's right.

Because of him.

That made me became a vampire.

Mmmm.

Mmmm.

let's exchange.

Welcome the new vampire member.

You were right.

Love makes me becomes this.

He tricked me to love him with all my heart.

So, he could drink the blood of the person he loves.

And, becomes human.

I still remember.

The first day that you came to vampire's land.

You were frantic.

Kept shouting that you didn't want to be a vampire.

We had to sooth you for a while.

Well

I couldn't accept it.

But, I was lucky.

That Charles and Anne adoped me.

But you couldn't forget you lover.

So, you decided to sleep for 100 years.

Left us waiting!

But I can say that

Sleeping doesn't help erese him.

I woke up and still remember everything.

Come on.

Stop being drama.

Let's have fun.

Here.

Don't tell me.

Toad blood.

Let's get drunk!

Gosh

burning my throat this much

Must be an old toad blood.

Well

if we're going to get drunk, we must go all the way.

Those three are just for kids.

Couldn't compare to our old toad blood.

Stop!

You have to wait for our son.

All these prepared foods are for our son welcomimg.

If you don stop complain,

And get wrinkles.

I can't help you with that.

Oh my god!

My face has wrinkles already?

Oh no no.. this is not good.

Alright today

I will have to do Piranha's blood injection.

To lift my face up.

Your face is already beautiful.

You don't need that.

Hmm, you don't have to pretend.

The reason why, you don't want me to to that.

Because it's expensive right?

Just a few needles.

That is not true.

What? Are you complaining?

No, nothing.

Father.

Mother.

Son.

Welcome home my dear son.

Yes, mother.

Had been sleeping for a century.

Doesn't need anymore sleep, I guess.

Come on, father.

Stop teasing our son.

Come, let's enjoy the meal.Come, let's enjoy the meal.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Are there.. any wrinkles on my face?

No, not at all.

I'm just surprised that

both of you don't get older.

How old are you guys?

800 years.

800 years, still looks young.

800 years, still looks young.

Vampires like us

When we reached the age of 700

Our faces will stop aging.

Older

But our faces remain the same.

Therefore, if you want to look young

You must take very good care of yourselves.

Understand?

Once you reach the age of 700

Your face will look young forever.

Just like me.

When I was younger, I'm so pround

That I take a good care of myself.

I ate fruits.

And I also had vitamin C.

But, I mainly had fruits and did exercises.

Oh, and for drinking blood

Must drink 8 glasses per day.

If not,

You won't be beautiful like this.

Wow, the flowers are beautiful this year.

Both of you have a cup of tea first.

It's hot be careful.

Here.

Thank you, mother.

Where have you guys been?

We've been to the National Blood Association.

Yes.

Right now, blood is in short supply.

Because vampire's population increase.

The association suggests us to rise an animals at home.

So, we can consume their blood

Instead of consuming from the wild animals.

We have to let them reproduction first.

So, this is the reason why

"The governor forbids my vampire generation from love."

Yes.

But, I think it isn't fair for my generation.

Forbidding us from love?

Actually, me and your mom disagree.

But, the majority has already voted.

We have to obey.

The old generation of vampire..

I can't believe it.

They don't give a new Gen the right to choose.

Oh, don't be like that dear.

Calm down.

Father.

Mother.

If I want to go to the human land,

What do I have to do?

Well, you want to go there because

Of love?

It's just a part of it.

But, I just miss the town I've left.

I don't know what would it be now.

I think it isn't much different from when you've left.

"Because 100 years for us are only 3 years in human's land."

And one more thing, son.

Going to their land

Isn't easy.

Because our land and their land are parallel.

In their land

Also has another person that looks just like you.

That person

Has to be decease

So that you could do there and replace his place.

So.

I have to live in his body?

Yes.

If he doesn't pass away,

You can't go down there.

And, how could we know

When will he pass away?

You have to check in the Book of Life

In the town's library.

And, sign your name stating your intention

That you willing to go to the human's world.

However,

vampires that allowed to go to the

human's world must be 500 years old or more.

Now you are 300 years old.

You must wait another 200 years.

Just a little bit more.

What if..

My parallel body

Die before I reach the age of 500?

Then I couldn't go to the human world?

(Human world)

Hey! hey! everyone come back!

Oh come on! It's Patrick again.

I don't have to sing tonight yeah?

Good!

At least I get paid.

Good! Very good!

Sing

I want to hear.

Yes.

Yes.

Hello, ladies.

Who would like to be the first one?

Me! Me! Me!

Alright, please tell me what your mood is.

My mood now

It's like

I'm seeing my true love right in front of me.

Of course.

Here it is.

A drink for a beautiful lady

Who found her true love.

And for my mood right now

It's like I meet my groom

Who will ask me to marry him.

Of course.

Here it is.

A drink for my bride.

Can I have one please?

Please. Please.

Can I sit here?

Why those women have to tell their emotions to him?

Oh

Well, when you walked in

You didn't notice

That our bar

Doesn't have a drink menu?

Well, this is our signature.

Just tell your moods

Or feelings

And, he will make a drink according to your moods.

Cool isn't it?

Then my drink would be very bitter.

Bitter?

Oh!

so your mood

Carving Soi Ju!

Raw beef Thai traditonal food

What Soi Ju?

WellSoi Ju!

The one that you have with a Jaew Khom

Bitter dipping sause

Delicious!

Jaew Khom

Bitter dipping sause

Soi Ju

Raw beef Thai traditonal food

Not funny

Yes, not funny

What's Soi Ju, Jaew khom

Well, we can change the topic.

No.

Sitting still is funnier.

Not carving Soi Ju?

let's drink in silent.

Ok

I warn you.

To stop that.

I came this far.

I warn you.

Don't make me be cruel.

Are you threatening me?

I'm not scare of you.

I warned you.

How was that?

Ok, I'm leaving.

Go ahead

Darn it, not in the mood anymore.

Hey guys

I have a question.

You guys don't want to try living in the human world?

Well..

I used to consider it.

But, I think

We are all happy staying here in vampire land.

Hmm..

Let's go straight to the point.

You guys don't want to be in love?

Living lives like a free teenagers?

We do.

See?

Let me tell you something.

In their land

They live a life like full of freedom.

We can eat anything.

We can travel everywhere, do what we want, love

someone, get in to a relationship with anybody.

We can do all of that.

It is the best.

But, how could we go check the Book of Life?

The librarian won't let us do that.

We are underage.

Mix, was right.

well

how difficult is it going to be?

We just take the lizard blood

And make the librarian drink it.

When we command

They will follow it.

Hold on

And where could we find a lizard blood?

What?

Are you stupid? dude!

We're in the woods!

Let's go catch some lizards.

Go!

Stop it!

What?

Are you saying I'm stupid?

That lizard blood I'm talking about

has to be cooked.

So, it will work.

The blood of these jerk wild lizards,

when you eat it,

your hair will definitely change color.

Are you saying I'm stupid?

Take it!

Oh, double

Sorry, dude

Ouch!

I was wrong.

I forgive.

My head almost take off my shoulders.

Does that mean

we have to go get lizard blood

from a specialized blood bank?

Just thinking about it makes me hopeless.

Will the gate guard let us through easily?

I have a plan.

Come here!

The thing is.

Are you guys ready?

Wait!

I'd like to meditate first.

Ready?

Hey, I don't think that I can do it.

Umm, right!

Can we cancel it?

You guys

Listen!!

You can do it.

Your acting

is the best in this town.

Do you get it?

Believe in yourself

You can do it!

Come, I'm ready.

Please help me!!

Please help!!

Please help!!

Stop right there!

Don't follow me.

Where will you escape?

I can't escape.

Oh, I fell.

Can't escape anymore.

What should I do?

If it's me, I don't buy it.

Become ours now!

I'm going to r*pe you.

Yes

If you want to help, hurry and help me.

Is there anyone coming to help?

Oh, I'm really going to r*pe.

Don't do anything to me.

I'm willing to die.

I'm going to hold my breath to death.

If you want to play, go over there!

Annoyed, go!

Well, don't you believe this?

Acting so sucks like this.

Who will believe?

Go!

Darn it.

What's not good?

He can't reach our level of acting.

He just doesn't believe it.

Anyone who believes this is crazy.

Acting like shxt!

If it's me, I don't buy it.

well!

Hey, but Poom said we played so well.

well!

that's fine.

So well!

But it's better not to play.

Why does it have to be my skill?

You'll just wait and see.

I'll show you.

Mix

I'm sorry.

Run away quickly.

Hey, what is this?

Is this blood?

Oops, be careful.

Poom

You jerk!

Are you thinking of k*lling me?

Mix, you take it easy first.

I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean.

But you've just splashed blood on me.

You're thinking of k*lling me.

No

Alright, if you're thinking of k*lling me.

I'll k*ll you too.

Wait a sec! Poom

I'm choking on my saliva.

Well, my throat is completely dry.

So are you?

Yeah!

Hey, you guys

stop being idiot.

So, did you get any blood?

Here it is.

Heyyy

Yeahh!

Got it.

Can you take it?

But now I can't take you guys anymore.

Get out of me!!

I'm about to die.

It's heavy.

Oh, why does it always have to be me who's unlucky?

Hey, come on.

Tomorrow we'll go to the library

to look at the Book of Life.

Yes!

I told you my plan worked.

Hey, but Poom is very talented.

I got you!

I've been searching for a long time.

Well, why are you looking for us?

Officer

We didn't do anything wrong.

Right?

When you get to the police station, you'll know.

I'm not going.

I didn't do anything wrong.

I didn't steal anything.

Yes, sir

We don't know anything about blood.

Okay

We'll go to the police station.

We're pure-hearted.

Yes

Good!

We won't have to be tired of chasing each other.

Take them to the police station.

I'll go check at the blood bank.

Actually, you don't have to search for it.

We've never seen any blood.

Green..

These are the kids, Captain.

Hey you guys.

Well, what did that man do wrong?

Thief steals blood

No! didn't steal it.

Didn't do anything at all.

Hey you guys.

What about that guy?

He stole the blood of reserved animals.

Ohhh

Hey you guys.

What about that vampire?

Hey!

Stop evading.

You'd better confess

who stole

the blood from our specialized blood bank.

We didn't do it.

We just went out

to have fun.

Didn't do anything.

Didn't steal anything either.

That's not true.

You're clearly a shepherd.

We're not.

We don't raise sheep.

We raise ducks and chickens.

I'm telling the truth, Captain.

These guys like to raise ducks and chickens.

You think I'm kidding!

Umm

I saw him standing tensely.

So I'll just make him smile.

Right!

I didn't steal any blood.

Smile

I'm going to give you one last chance to confess.

Who stole the blood from our specialized blood bank.

None

Didn't steal.

Didn't lie.

Didn't have any suspicion at all.

Good!!

You're very stubborn, right?

My eyes hurt.

I understand, sir.

Well

Business is over.

You guys can go.

Just now, they still didn't believe it.

I've changed my mind.

My subordinate came to inform me

that there was no blood missing from the bank.

Then why were you whispering?

Why don't you say out loud?

Why!

Let's just say you guys can go.

We're done here.

But I want to warn you one thing.

Don't try to tease the guard again, do you understand?

Yes

Thank you

Hey, then why haven't you gone yet?

(Human city)

That jerk!

What a d*uche bag!

Insatiable!

Casanova!

Jerk!

Extremely!

To jerk man

Will it be good, dudes?

Good

Are you sure?

But if it doesn't succeed, we definitely won't survive.

Come on.

Who will go first?

You

Me

Yes, go ahead

Go!!

Is there anything I can help with?

Ummm

We

came to find a book.

Please come above.

Feel free to find it.

Ummm

I'm

What do you say?

Jumping jacks

Got it.

There's nothing.

Sorry

Take me to see the Bible of Life.

Walk and shake your waist.

You go first.

Whoa, whoa

Hey

Where are you going?

Here is your drink.

Make way

Make way!

Is this him?

The bartender that the girls are crazy about.

Yes

Is there something wrong?

Yes

I heard that

if I want a drink.

Do I have to order a drink based on my mood?

So

Please make drinks for the two of us.

What about the emotions of the two of you right now?

What kind is it?

Look at my face.

Is it clear?

What mood?

It's very clear.

Then wait a moment.

I think we're enough.

What?

We haven't seen the Bible of Life yet.

Right

What are you going to quit now?

I mean shaking your waist is enough.

My waist is completely sprained.

Right

You ordered him to stop too.

Stop shaking your waist.

Are you sure?

to see the book of life

If you're sure

you want to go down to live in the human city,

I'll let you see.

You all must sign this book.

When your body expires,

your parallel body

must immediately replace it.

I'm sure.

If you are sure, then put your hand on the book.

Beverage

Why is this bitter?

It's the mood of the two of you right now.

It's bitter, isn't it?

Babe!

This club is not good at all.

Take it to the next one.

Calm down

The club over there is good.

Go

Heyy

Doctor, Please helped prepare ambulance bag

and a breathing tube.

The patient has no pulse.

Prepare CPR.

Hey

We have come to the city of humans.

Yeahhh

Hey you

Why must I be the only one left?

Zen

Ran

Jolie

Poom

There's still another person left, right?

Who hasn't gone to the human city yet?

Yes

Now I'm sending people out to look for it.

Almost 1000 years ago

That no teenage vampire would dare break the rules

They dare to betray me.

Go and capture them all,

don't leave a single one.