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01x05 - Blood Moon Blues

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "OMG! Vampire". Aired: May 19, 2024.*
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Vampire Poom discovers a new law prohibiting gen-X vampires from falling in love in the land of vampires, leading him to flee to humans for freedom.

01x05 - Blood Moon Blues

Post by bunniefuu »

Come on, I know you know?

that you

have a crush on my friend, Jolie

If you help me with this,

I will help you with Jolie

I'm yours now.

You must take responsibility for me.

And how do you want me to?

You have to accept me as waiter in your bar,

and give that red wine to me every 15 days.

Poom.

Are you looking for a job now?

If you interested

I just opened my new company.

Sorry but I already accepted Poom to work with me.

If you aren't being serious,

we don't have to get married.

I feel uncomfortable with this faking couple.

I have a task for you.

It's about Mr.Wichan

The location here is perfect.

I want it.

Those two are the owners of the shop.

The two have just opened the shop for over a year.

Building up a fortunes, I see.

Very well.

Go negotiate with them about selling this place to me.

What if they reject Sir?

If they reject,

the solution is easy

just k*ll them.

I give you one week.

Get this place for me no matter what.

Yes sir.

Let's go.

You stay away from her.

No no.

You're just passing by don't you dare.

Oh well.

You have bodyguards now?

No, no stop that.

Stop joking and come here!

Hurry up!

May I excuse myself for a moment, please?

I’ll be right back.

Oh of course.

Come here.

Mix. Mix.

What?

What happened?

Just come here first.

What?

What's the matter, Jolie?

What's the matter?

Yeah, what happened?

I..

I saw a vampire, it was Wichan!

What?

Really?

Wichan.

Who is he?

And why would you act surprised?

Well,

I saw you act like that so I did too.

You guys

have never studied about

the history of vampire land before?

No.

I knew it.

Well, Wichan

he had rebelled once.

Aimed to conquer the vampire land,

but didn't succeed.

However, according to the history

he is already dead.

But I can remember his face.

There is one in the book.

It looks just like

the man I saw at the front of the shop.

Really?

Are you sure about that?

What if you misremember him with someone else?

No, I’m sure about it.

Or

he’s just the parallel body

just like the one that we’re living in now.

Hmm.

Oh yeah.

That's true.

You don't have to worry about that Jolie.

What you should be worried

isn’t, a vampire, Wichan

but those two.

The two men over there.

Oh yeah.

It's so hard being a beautiful lady.

Oh please,

where did you get that failed belief from?

-where did you get that failed belief from?

-What?

You silly men.

Hands off.

No, you hand off.

Your hands aren't dirty? Are you sure about that?

Hell yes.

Oh, Jolie

about

umm.

About the date of our date.

What date should we pick?

Who will go on a date with you?

Jolie

will go on a date with me!

Right, Jolie?

Yes.

How about this?

Today

Maai

and Chin

will have to help Jolie live to sell the product.

Who can make more sales,

I will go on a date with that person.

Oh of course Jolie!

Mr.Chin

will help you

make the best sales of all time!

The best

sales ever.

Yeah?

A man like you will make that good sale?

You glib musician.

Don’t worry Jolie.

I am the best salesman.

I will make all the products sold out!

Yeah? I will look forward to that.

Whether a water filter salesman like you

could do like what your babble.

Wait and see.

How about

I

give both of you 30 minutes each?

Who get more orders

will be the winner.

What are you doing?

What? Are you scared?

No, I am not.

But what did you do?

Waking you up.

Walking me up?

It's late now

and I am hungry.

You have to make a breakfast for me.

Huh?

Do I have to cook?

Yes.

And why should I?

Well,

I’m a househusband

and you're the housewife.

Ridiculous.

Who's the housewife huh?

Will you do it or not?

No.

Are you sure?

Very.

Hey!

Let go of me.

What are you doing?

Will you do it or not?

Hm?

No.

No?

Well.

What would you do huh?

Very well.

Let go of me!

I won't cook.

Ok ok.

Ok I surrender.

It isn't that hard is it?

Get off me

so I could start doing it.

Actually we can do it here.

You pervert.

I mean cooking.

Cooking huh?

What a cutie.

Are you full?

Take your shirt off.

Take off for what?

I will take care of your wounds.

I can do it myself.

Captain?!

Turn around.

This

is the medicine from human land.

They said if you apply this your wounds will heal.

Turn around.

Well, on the front

you apply it yourself then.

I have something to tend to.

Yes sir.

Here.

Oh,

looks delicious.

Shut up.

Start eating already.

What?

This's how you speak to your boss?

I will deduct your salary.

Go ahead. You I don't care.

This's good.

Just fried them.

I didn't do much.

Oh, even just frying them

still not delicious.

Hey!

Just kidding.

It's really delicious.

Of course.

Back then when I was in-

When I was in the city yeah.

I cooked delicious foods.

Aren't you always living in the city?

Yeah

whatever just forget about it.

Hey, I've been working with you for a while.

How is it?

How is my working performance?

It's ok.

Hey, It is almost the day

that I have to drink your special red wine.

Why?

Why are you want to drink it?

Is there something I should know?

No nothing.

It's just delicious.

So I want to drink it again.

But I wonder

about your special red wine.

Why?

Why don't you promote it to sell?

It takes awhile for someone to order it.

The making process is hard

and

it's expensive.

Moreover, it's a special recipe.

If you aren't wealthy enough.

you won't be able to order one.

It's indeed expensive.

The day that I had it with my friends,

I almost went broke.

Only wealthy people

who could afford it.

Well, it's a special recipe

For special people.

But

you have to give it to me

free no charge for my money later.

According to our deal.

I don't know.

I have to see if you behave well or not.

Pool will be your good boy.

Please.

Please Patrick.

I will be your good boy. I promise.

Pretty please.

Poom will behave well like a good boy.

Please Patrick, please.

Yeah yeah.

Just eat.

Do you think who among the two will win?

What are you doing?

No.

Nothing.

Hmm answer right together?

Suspicious.

Suspicious what?

Well,

here

I assign you to

serve the dessert and drink to the customer.

Yes.

You go serve it.

Hurry up the customer is waiting.

I feel like you are chasing me away.

Chasing what?

You have to go anywhere.

Go.

Just go.

Fine I will go.

But just a moment before,

I saw you

kissing his cheek.

Why did you do that?

Why?

Everyone already knows that we are a couple.

You don't like it?

No, I don't.

Oh and last night who did-

Stop.

I don't want to talk with you anymore.

And for today,

Thai desserts

are already sold out.

Thank you so much for

supporting and ordering from us.

We will see you guys again next live.

Bye bye.

What do you think Jolie?

I told you

that I'm very good at selling.

Oh well,

don't be sad ok?

You just

have to accept that you lose.

Yeah yeah.

I'm manly enough.

Chin, are you sure that you will be fine?

Of course I am sure.

I lose.

I have to accept that I lose.

But if there's next time,

I won't give up!

Let's not waste our time, Jolie.

Let's go

on a date.

Oh then I will start cleaning up first.

Oh no no no.

I think

let the loser

clean it up.

Yeah

whatever.

You better get going.

Don't worry.

I will take care of everything here.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Let's go Jolie.

Oh Jolie,

you won't take your phone with you?

Thank you very much.

Oh, Kin.

Yes, I'm free.

Alright

see you there.

Where are you going?

Meeting up with Kin.

What about the house chores?

You finished them all?

I do finish them all, Boss.

But I think you-

No i won't do that.

If you want to

do anything

or

do whatever,

You go ahead and do it yourself.

Where did he go?

I'm sorry!

-Chin!

-Patrick?!

What are you doing here?

I'm here for running.

You? A man like you

would come for running in the park?

Just tell me.

Why are you here.

You keep asking me huh?

What about you? Why are you here?

Well,

I'm here to look for Jolie

and Maai

friend of your dating partner.

Damn.

He won in selling live.

That's why he is on a date with Jolie.

I don't like this. I don't like it at all.

Yeah.

I hate it.

Why would they come here?

Only two of them.

Yeah.

Why would they come

together.

I think you didn't mean about Jolie and Maai.

You're here looking for Poom right?!

Yes,

you smart a*s.

By the way, have you seen Poom?

Poom?

No, I haven't.

I never imagined

that

You will be a man like this.

Like this?

Like how?

A man who's here to picnic

and cook.

I think it's relaxing

and

I don't like going to the mall that much.

Oh me too.

Hmm

really?

So it's mean

that we

have so much in common.

Just like Kiw.

He also likes something like this.

Poom,

well

If my brother

had done something bad to you,

I want to be the one who fixes it for you.

I want to-

Poom!

Jolie?

Maai?

Come sit with us.

Kin

can we let my friends join us?

Oh of course.

Come take a seat.

Come come.

Thank you so much.

Oh

Kin this is Kin.

And this is Jolie

and Maai.

Nice to meet you.

On it's noon already.

How about we have lunch together?

Oh will it be ok?

By the way

do you have enough foods for four people?

Oh, of course.

I brought a lot of foods

because I don't know

what's Poom's favorite

Hey Are you planning to flirt with my friend?

What flirting?

Come

let's eat.

Come come.

Oh

suspicious.

What? How are they together?

What should we do bro?

I don't know

but it's annoying.

Agree.

Hey, Chin?

Do you know the other two?

What other two?

Well, that's Jolie and Maai

friend of your dating partner.

No, not them.

These two.

I don't know them.

The hell?

Why do those two

follow them like us?

Yeah, why?

That's them.

Yes.

Wait for the right time

and we will capture them.

Where did they go?

Yes. Where did they go?

They were so fast.

We have to warn them.

Go go.

Hey you guys.

What? What are you doing here?

Yes! What are you doing here?

Don't tell me

that you guys have been stalking us!

Oh definitely!

Who follows?

Normally, Chin and I

exercise regularly

Is that right? Chin

Oh, that's right.

Workout

Strong

Well, don't care about us.

I have something to tell you.

I saw two guys

acting secretly

watching you.

Yes

I really saw

New two guys acting secretly.

And then it's like they said.

It's like I heard.

What?

What?

It must be right.

Definitely the right one.

We must capture!

General Lux.

He sent his subordinates to catch and punish us.

All of your parents

asked me to tell you

to be better watch out.

Jolie

Please come with me.

They're just looking

for an excuse.

Right!

Who's coming to sneak a peek?

Who will come to capture us?

We don't have any enemies.

Right! Jolie

Kin

If you will excuse us

We have an appointment.

Right!

Yes!

I forgot

yes

An

appointment,

we have to help with a friend's wedding.

Jolie

Go

Hurry!

Hurry! Jolie!

Why are they in a hurry?

I'm sure it must be the police.

They found us.

What should we do?

When I'm the only one left.

The police kept chasing me and wouldn't let me go.

There is absolutely no way for us to escape.

To be saved

we must become human.

So what?

Are you going to trick other people into loving you

So you'll do the same thing that they've done to you?.

Well, I'm telling the truth.

Even we don't want to be a vampire at all.

what are you going to do to someone else?

I think it's not right!

But it's our only way!

Is that all you can think of?

Why don't you think about fighting?

So do you think we can fight?

Even if we can't fight but we'll try!

Enough

Enough!

Why are you arguing?

Poom

If you're thinking of doing something like that.

I won't deny!

But no matter what

we'll fight

even if we lose, we'll fight.

Right!

If we lose, we'll die.

If we're captured, we'll die anyway.

Losing and dying is more dignified than being captured and then having to be k*lled.

Umm

Tell me

Where is the insignia?

You think I'm going to tell you?

If I were to tell you,

I would have told you a long time ago.

Watch your mouth

Do you want to die?

If you want to die,

just tell me

where you hid the insignia.

But before you die,

you'll conduct a ceremony to appoint me as governor.

Then you'll die as you please.

Dream on!

People like you,

No matter how many 100 years it takes you,

you'll never be able to lead

the vampire city.

Drag it out!

And watch him,

it, I'll make him suffer until he's unbearable.

Drag it

General Lux

is Looking for a insignia.

We have to do something.

What can we do?

Because the police are all allies with the generals.

As for the other citizens,

I don't think

anyone dares stand up against the general.

Or

I think we shouldn't just overthink about it.

There must be someone who isn't afraid of the general.

We must

gather our forces and make a plan

to defeat General Lux.

Umm

There were also police who disagreed with the general.

We must gather as many of these officers

as possible to our side.

So that we can know as many secrets as possible.

Poom

Poom

What's wrong?

No!

Nothing

I can see that

you're space out!

or have you been slacking off?

I haven't!

Wait!

I'm going to work.

I'll go serve right away.

Here's your drinks!

Hi!

Have you now fallen to the point of having to become a waiter?

Have we known each other before?

Are you pretending to forget

or are you embarrassed?

I'll tell you something.

My boyfriend

won't go back with someone like you.

I think

you've misunderstood.

Your boyfriend and I

have never met each other.

Don't pretend to forget.

Behind my back,

you probably secretly went looking for him.

How pitiful

From being a company employee

to becoming a waiter

because you spent money to pay men.

Hey you!

If you can't speak nicely,

you better not speak.

What are you doing?

Who are you?

Bar Owner

Well then,

Please warn your waiter

not to mess with my boyfriend.

Is this Poom?

messing with your boyfriend?

Did you misunderstand something?

What misunderstanding?

Poom

He's my boyfriend.

And when he came to work as a waiter,

he just came to do it for fun

and relieve boredom.

Because normally I give him money to use, he's not in need.

The money I give him per month

is more than the money you earn in your entire life.

And people in a relationship,

learn to take good care of their boyfriend too.

I think you're sick or out of mind

to scold another boyfriend like this.

How dare you talk to customers like this?

Yes

Well, if the customer is silly,

I don't have to say nice things.

You can't do this to me.

Stop!

Stop being crazy.

I don't know him.

My ex-boyfriend's name is Pure.

Not Poom!

Go back!

Not going back

Up to you

I'll go!

Wait!

What?

Please pay the bill.

How much!

Please wait a moment.

Here's your drinks

Why are you looking at me?

I look at my boyfriend's work.

When did I become your boyfriend?

Well, today.

Don't you remember?

Well

You said it well,

but how could you tell them that I'm your boyfriend?

I'm helping you.

So what?

Is that guy

really your ex-boyfriend?

No

I don't even know him.

It's true.

How can you have a boyfriend?

You just came here.

Why do you ask?

Are you jealous of me?

Who's jealous?

Why am I jealous?

Well, you're jealous of me.

You said I'm your boyfriend.

Well, we're not boyfriend,

but we're husband and wife.

b*stard!

Let's make it come true now.

Guys

Do you think that Poom will do as he says?

I think

we shouldn't stress about this.

Let's focus on happiness.

I don't know if I'll be caught any day.

Because of that

Let's be extremely happy.

Whatever we do that makes us happy,

do it to the max!

First of all

your wedding!

The day after tomorrow!

Are you ready?

I think they're ready.

What?

What are you ready?

Ready for the wedding?

You look into each other's eyes so sweetly.

Not ready at all, Huh?

I'm asking directly.

Did you guys

ever have ?

Right?

Not yet!

Hey!

Mick

Don't tease your friends.

But seriously?

If you really love each other,

I'm okay.

Umm

It's good for the two of you to love each other.

The chemistry works out.

Is it really true?

yeah

Have you forgotten?

Poom also likes men.

If we're not okay.

Will we stay with you as a friend?

Right!!!!

Well

I'd better go back.

Don't have to send me.

I'll stop by and get something to eat.

Oh!!

One more thing,

don't forget that tomorrow

we have to go drink red wine.

I'm okay with red wine.

But I'm not okay with

not letting me send her back.

Right!

Do you think like me?

Come on!

Hey!

Did you hear what I said?

No!

Good to hear that!

Please allow me to be captured.

I don't want to use force.

Do you think I'm a woman and I won't fight?

How dare you do this

to someone I like?

Jolie

Are you alright?

It's not your business.

Don't mess with me

I'll do!

idiot!

Why put a child's fangs on it?

Jolie

I think we'd better not pay any attention to crazy people.

Go!

Isn't it scary?

Well

It's scary!

thank you

Thank you very much

for coming to help me.

I'm very pleased.

Jolie

By the way,

how did you come to see me?

or

secretly follow me?

Not like that

I'm hungry

so I went down to get something to eat.

Then I happened to see you

walking in a hurry.

I'll hurry up

and follow you.

So..

Aren't you frightened by that vampire?

Jolie

There aren't any vampires.

Actually,

that guy is a weirdo.

You don't have to be afraid.

If he pops up again

Please tell me

and I'll smack him right up.

I'm afraid

you'll fall over instead.

Jolie

I'm not fall over.

I am

a high school

Boxer!

Chin!

Yes

I think

it's better if you sit down and eat.

Come on! Jolie

But I still haven't shown all

15 million moves.

It's better to eat

I am so hungry.

Yes

Enjoy!

What are you looking at?

brush it!

What are you doing?

Kissing your cheek.

It's all messed up.

And who uses it to look cute?

You're going too far with your own desires.

If you don't stop talking.

I'll kiss you more

Just now it was considered

It's already a rental fee

I think

you'll pay 500 bath per kiss.

Just 500?

Like me,

1,000 per kiss

ok

So my condo fee is 5,000 per month.

At the end of every month you have to let me kiss you.

5 times

Hey!

I just have to wash the cups

wash the dishes

sweep the room

mop the room

Do everything for you.

Is this already over the rent?

Wait!

What?

Your cheeks are messed up, right?

I'll clean it up for you.

Come

I'll also clean it up for you.

I'll give it to you

What are you confused about?

Here!

When did you buy it?

So

What mood do you give my doll?

Go buy it at lunchtime today.

I saw it was cute

so I bought it.

And another thing that I bought for you.

How about you hug it

instead of me.

You like to accidentally hug me all the time.

Don't talk nonsense.

Am I

want to hug you?

Hey!

You don't know.

Late at night,

you always hug me.

I don't believe it.

But

thank you

So

why does it have to be a teddy bear

wearing a rabbit hat?

Well, teddy bears are just like me, cuddly.

The bunny hat is just like you.

Cute!

It's almost morning.

I'd better go to bed now.

Right!

Let's sleep.

Miss Lalin

Good Morning!

My name is Jolie.

I've changed my name.

Ohh!

I'm sorry.

I've a short memory.

Well!

But anyway

Thank you very much

for the honor of accepting this job.

Ah, then

please come upstairs.

I

arranged the set for your live.

Sure

Hello

Today we are with Jolie.

and

Chin

Yes, we come with

a warrix brand.

This brand

has a wide variety of clothes to choose from.

such as

polo shirt

Here!

Yes

t-shirt

here

And next is a sports shirt.

Must be this pair.

This is the last one

It's oversized shirt.

Must be liked by hip hop girls for sure.

Yo! Yo!

And our fabric

is made from 100% cotton,

which is very popular

Right now!

And the advantage

of this fabric

is that

it's smooth

soft

And most importantly,

it's very comfortable to wear

and extremely breathable.

For anyone interested,

you can order online.

Or you can come

and meet us at the store.

Right!

Let's go!

Order now.

Hey, We've sold 2 already.

Now the polo shirts are out of stock

Hey!

Not yet

Is this one too?

There are still

5 of these left.

Out of stock

Holy Moly!

It's selling very well.

Out of stock?