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01x06 - Love Bites

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "OMG! Vampire". Aired: May 19, 2024.*
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Vampire Poom discovers a new law prohibiting gen-X vampires from falling in love in the land of vampires, leading him to flee to humans for freedom.

01x06 - Love Bites

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Where are those two?Where are those two?

They're making the desserts

for our wedding tomorrow.

What are you doing?

Why? I can't hug you now?

Our friends aren't here by the way.

Moreover, we will get married tomorrow.

Um..

I know that they aren't in the way.

But before we get married

I want to know more about this one thing.

How do you feel about me?

You always ask me how I feel

but what about you?

How do you feel about me?

Well..

Oh excuse me

the shop is closed today.

We aren't here to buy anything

but we are here to talk with you two.

Oh then

this way, please.

You said you had something to talk to us.

I wonder whether

you rent this shop

or does it belong to you?

It belongs to us.

Oh!

Very well.

Then I won't beat around the bush.

Mr.Wichan

he wants to buy this place.

You two can offer the price.

Mr.Wichan will pay no matter how expensive it is.

I'm so sorry to inform you that

we won't sell this place

because it's my mother's inherited property.

I suggest you to reconsider this offer.

If you sell this place

and buy a house instead

You won't have to work hard selling your desserts like this.

We don't have financial problems

and this shop also has a lot of customers.

Selling is our passion.

So you won't sell this shop yeah?!

Yes, we won't sell it.

Are you sure?!

I'm certain.

I suggest you guys to find somewhere else instead.

If you deny

then you better watch your back.

Because everyone knows

what will happen

when you rejected Mr.Wichan.

This isn't a threat

but I’m

telling you the truth.

Two guys

looking suspicious

I’m sure!

They must be captured!

They finally found us.

What should we do?

We can get through it.

We have to turn into humans.

This is almost the day

that I have to drink

your special red wine.

Why are you so eager to drink it?

Is there something special?

General Lux

is looking for the insignia.

Why teddy bear

with a bunny hat?

The teddy bear represents me

huggable.

And for the bunny hat

it represents you

cute.

General Lux wants us to find the governor's insignia.

He doubts that it would be here in the human land.

It might be with the vampires

that is hidden among humans.

You go gather my vampire subordinates

and hunt those vampires who disguise and live in the human land.

Go get the governor’s insignia and bring it to me.

Finally, I could go back to the vampire land.

I’m tired of these damn humans already.

Do not let the human subordinates know about this.

Get out.

How was it?

They rejected our offer, sir

even we offered them a high price.

I’m pretty sure

that they won't accept our offer.

They underestimate me!

You know

what to do next right?

Start with something light

and then keep double the violence.

We'll see

how much they can take.

Yes sir.

Hm?

And he still says that I was the one who unconsciously hugged him.

Who was the one huh?

Not unconsciously

I intentionally hug you.

Let go of me.

Are you stealing my hug?

Just a little more.

No, you can't.

I have to go to my friend’s wedding.

Do you want to come along?

Do you want me to?

Well, I will have more hands to help around.

Then no

I’m lazy.

Fine.

I will just give Kin a call.

No!

No!

I will go

right now

I will go.

What a cutie.

How do you use this thing, Mom?

Turn this black stick towards yourself

like this.

Then place your hand here

on the black stick

and push as hard as you can.

Push.

What the-

Come on Mom.

Lying to your son is a sin!

I’m just kidding.

Look

when I was in my youthful time

she couldn't compare to me.

Always surrounded by them.

You mean men, Mom?

No flies.

Back then I was a fruit vendor

but the sales were low

and some leftover fruits rotted.

You aren't poop, right?

Oh poop.

You are a sinner.

You lied to me.

I’m a sinner?

Oh, I’m so sorry my dear.

Forgive me.

I’m sorry for joking Mom.

I forgive you.

Stop that Mom.

I’m here!

Oh, hey!

Hey Poom!

You finally show up huh?

We are almost finished.

Why don't you come on the wedding day instead?

See? It's because of you.

You keep me doing some silly things.

It's night time already.

Please don't blame on Poom.

It's because of me that we are late.

Oh taking the blame for him

hmm, something is going on between you two.

I can see that.

Come on there is nothing between us.

Do you need help with anything?

It's ok

we are almost finished here.

Oh my friend

is so beautiful huh?

Gotta give her a credit.

You're also cute.

Well

for my late arriving

and barely help anything.

Let me buy dinners for all of you.

What do you want to eat

please tell me.

Really Patrick?

Very good!

I’m so hungry.

By the way

what foods in human land

that

I haven't tried?

Hm..

Oh!

I mean last night I watched too many episodes of the series.

It's about

giant’s land

and human land.

And I remember some words from the series and use them in real life.

Right?

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Human land.

The menus are up to you then.

Well

anything.

Right?

Yes. Yes.

Oh um.

Well

you all enjoy the food ok?

I shall go get some rest.

Of course Mom.

Right.

Bye-bye, son.

Goodbye, everyone.

Goodbye.

Mom.

Come on

there are pineapples in the pizza.

Just have it.

Patrick is kind enough to buy us these foods.

Here

nom nom.

Well well

getting married soon and showing a lot of love huh?

Why?

We love each other. What's the problem?

I want to take care of my bride.

Who is your bride?

Huh?

It's you

just accept it.

Here

I took the pineapples out already.

Oh, see?

Not just us

look at you.

What?

You hurry up and eat!

Aww.

Thank you.

Everyone has their partner

but I have no one!

At least I have the pizza to be my partner.

Oh delicious.

Human foods are good.

Why don't you pick them yourself?

Oh god!

God!

Single isn't enough

now I don't have anything to eat.

What a miserable man.

I would die miserablely.

You can have them.

I will take these with me.

Jolie

I’m scared ok?

Stay away from me.

Jolie!

Mix!

You troublemaker.

Where are you going huh?

Um…

Can I go hang out with my friends please?

I mean

with them.

Do you have money?

Are you a millionaire?

Auntie Kaew

actually

we can provide money for Mix.

Oh no no you can't do that.

Please don't do that.

If you do that more often

Mix will

has a bad habit.

Please

if he doesn't have money then don't let him go out.

Oh, come on Mom.

Y’all go without me

What?

I think I can't go now.

Mix!

Ouch, Mom!

Who do you think you are?

How could you

address them

as y’all? Be polite to them!

Please Mom you’re hurting me!

Go! Get back inside!

Ouch!

Auntie Kaew.

Mom Mom Mom!

This is me your son!

Mix is that you?

Oh let’s get back to sleep inside.

Mom.

Go back inside dear.

Mom stop pinching me!

You bad son!

It's ok guys.

We can buy the wine for him later.

Let’s go.

Hey.

Can I go drinking the wine with my friends?

But this is your working time.

Please.

It won’t be long.

Just a few minutes.

Please.

Could I go drinking with my friends for a few minutes, please?

May Poom go drinking wine with my friends, please?

Pretty please.

Please.

Alright alright.

Fine fine.

Go get changed first.

Thank you!

Damn.

Public affection huh?

My friend is the best.

Yeah

gotta give it to him.

Are you happy now?

Happy what?

I pointed

because you had some sauce stains on your lips.

Oh

I will go to the toilet for a moment.

Now what is this?

Spit it out.

Tell us the truth.

How do you feel towards my friend?

Well I

have a good feeling for him

but we still have a lot to learn about each other.

And our status in the future.

If you like him just tell him.

Yes.

Don’t lead him on.

Yes.

You act this way is unclear.

I don't want my friend to face another heartbreak.

Another heartbreak?

Yes.

If you like him, be clear to him.

Auntie Kaew

finally went to bed.

Hey!

Stop!

What the hell are you doing?!

Get out of this property!

What the hell fat boy?

If you don't want to get hurt, leave.

What? Are you calling me fat?!

Oh god.

You body-shaming b*stards.

You come duel with me one by one!

Oh, so you want go get hurt huh?

Oh please.

Someone who will get hurt is you guys.

Bring it on!

Don’t use dirty tricks!

Come on!

Bring it on!

You bring it on!

You first!

You start!

Bring it on!

You start

and u follow!

You come on!

No you!

Mom Mom!

He tries to as*ault me!

Mom help me!

Hey! Hey!

Come here, you b*stard.

Move your a*s here!

Take this!

Get out! Go!

Get out of here!

Don’t you know I’m Jackie Chan's relative huh?!

Get out!

Wow mom.

You're so cool!

Let me tell you this.

This is just a small part of my skill.

Oh wow!

But hey!

Mix!

Why are you out here this late huh?

Oh..

Well..

Oh!

I'm out here to make sure that the ceremony is organized perfectly.

Why don't you go get some rest inside first?

Yeah?

You aren't trying to sneak out to party right?

Oh no of course not.

Who would sneak out to party? Not me.

Why such a high pitch?!

Who would sneak out to party? Not me.

Oh then I'm relieved.

Thank you, mom.

Yes, Mom.

What is wrong with my mom?

Come on Auntie Kaew.

I haven't drunk blood

and where would I find one.

Sigh.

Jolie.

Jolie

had you listened to my singing?

Of course I had.

In this bar

you're the only singer.

So everyone here could hear.

And what do you think?

How do you feel?

Well it's good

but just a bit off keys.

Well I mean-

Let's go.

Let's go.

Oh why leaving so soon?

Um..

Chin, I really have to go now.

Tomorrow is Zen and Ran's wedding

I have to go to bed early.

Oh.

Then I will walk you home.

Oh ok.

Um..

Chin let's dance!

Dance?

This is weird.

Captain are you ok?

I smell a very strong vampire scent.

Vampire scent?

I can't smell anything.

By the way

What does it smell like? The vampire scent.

It smells just like yours smell.

Um..

Captain

I have something to ask you.

Why did we come to this secret bar?

I have an intel

that this bar

many high-class vampires often hang out here.

Maybe we can meet

Wichan here.

But

as far as I can see,

there are only teenagers.

I think Wichan shouldn't come to a bar like this.

If it's children who ran away, it might be possible.

Welcome

Hello

Umm..

Do the two of you know each other?

No, I don't

By the way, this is your first time here, right?

Yes

Lieutenant

wait!

Please go find a seat and wait for me first.

I

just

have something I'd like to talk to him.

Yes

Do we

know each other or not?

I don't think so

But I think we knew each other before.

I think you must have gotten really drunk.

Then I'll let our waiter take care of you.

I have business to attend to.

If you'll excuse me

Lieutenant

Keep your voice down

The drinks at Human City

are strong.

It's not like the toad blood at our home.

Chill!

I'm hard to get drunk.

But

Is he a vampire?

At first

I thought it was.

But

maybe not

Because the people I know

shouldn't be doing anything in a human city.

It might be a parallel body.

That's it

Lieutenant

I smell a strong vampire scent.

The person who just walked out of the bar just now

must be a vampire.

Let's see.

Where are you going?

We'll go home

But before that, I'd like to ask you something.

What are you asking?

We don't know anything at all.

If no one answers the question,

don't expect to return at all.

Tell me Where is the associate g*ng?

So

The g*ng keeps the governor’s insignia , right?

We don't know.

We're not vampires.

Shuu!!

See!!

I'll give you one last chance.

Tell me where is the g*ng?

Drag him to a safe house for investigating.

Yes

What about Mick?

If he doesn't come out and help with the work,

I'm sure Auntie Kaew won't accept that.

Right!

he still hasn't drank blood.

Maybe our secret will be revealed!

Busted it's not that bad.

But I'm afraid he will die.

What are you guys talking about?

Aren't you going to get dressed?

Hey Jolie, what are you doing?

wait!

Zen

Ran

wait!

What are you doing?

Hey, what are you guys doing?

You haven't drank blood yet.

You might die.

Come on, I've already drank.

Huh?

Right!

I've drank it.

Let me go.

alright!

Umm..

Damn it!

wait!

Don't puke.

Ohh!

I'm not puking anymore.

I swallowed it back down.

But

where did you go to drink blood?

Do you want to know?

Umm..

Come

I feel sorry,

but must I move on with my life?

Stop it!

Swallow

It will get better.

Poor Moomoo!

You didn't ask me first.

Gosh!

I thought it was a newlywed couple.

Please invite the bride and groom

to the ceremony.

You make me and Ran are all dull, you guys.

What?

Why don't you hurry to get dressed?

Right!

See you guys.

See you

Mick

Well

It's okay, Poom

I'm okay

I'm very comfortable

See!

Thank you for your concern.

Jolie

Let's get dressed.

h* hee h* hee h* hoi

Hewww!!

h* hee h* hee h* hoi

Hewww!!

First checkpoint

You'll have to show off your waist.

Right!

At this door,

Let me test the strength of the groom.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7

My checkpoint

so easy!

I want to hear you say love the groom.

Loudly

Let the other groom

hear it.

Go ahead!

Zen loves Ran.

I love you the most in the world.

I love only you.

Poom

Stop staring

and blushing Patrick.

He didn't confess you.

What?

Don't talk nonsense.

I didn't hear anything

you said just now.

So how are you going to hear me?

Are you interested in me just now?

Come on!

Do you want to go in?

Huh?

Shout it out loud!

You're going to go in.

Do you want to go get Ran?

Zen loves Ran.

I love only you.

I love you the most in the world.

Mother,

please allow me

to take your son

into the ceremony.

Sure

Because I've been waiting for a long time.

Take him

All right, everyone.

It's important time.

Please allow me

to invite all the single people

in front of me.

But

But!!

Before we go throw the bouquet.

I want to see both grooms

show a little bit of love for each other,

would you?

Yes

Umm..

When everyone wants to see

Both grooms

Please kiss

Kiss him!

Kiss him!!

Wow!

Gee!

Wow!

So jealous.

But that's okay

I think we'd better pass on the love.

Is everyone ready?

Ready!

Ready or not?

Ready!

Louder!

Ready!

Okay

Let's see.

who will be the next couple.

I'll count to 3

and you can throw.

Hey!!

3!

I'd like to play a little.

hey!!

Go!!

Hey!

Got it, everyone.

Kiss him!

Damn!

Just a little more.

Just a little more, everyone.

Oh, that's okay.

So

please invite both of them

to the front.

It looks like

we have a new couple, everyone.

Heyy!!

Are you going to secretly make score points?

Huh?

Jolie,

don't listen to him too much.

He is a singer

and likes to give sweet glances to customers all the time.

Hmm?

Talk only about me?

You're the same.

You're a salesperson

who likes to sweet talk

and seduce customers.

Come on!

Stop!

Sit now

I think

we'd rather eat.

I'm embarrassed of other people.

Hew!!

I'm really tired of my own beauty.

I really want to be

50 percent less beautiful.

Do you have leg pain?

Umm

Jolie had me do push-ups.

and today

I stood all day.

Um..

Go up to bed.

Hurry!

Go to bed.

I'll give you a massage.

Umm

Better?

It's okay.

Thank you.

Umm

Can I?

Your leg hurts, right?

There was someone who gave me a massage.

My pain is gone.

Hey

I'm not drunk yet.

Not going back

Not drunk?

You're all tongue twisters.

Who talks with a tongue twister?

I'm going with friends.

Enough!

Go take a nap.

Umm…

Don't fool me.

I also

tend to trust people easily

When you said you liked me

I believe it.

I've told you all my feelings.

What about you?

How do you feel about me?

Or will you keep fooling me like this?

Hmm??

You're really not going to tell me, are you?

You really want to get hurt, don't you?

Calm down!

What am I going to do with you?

Well

I knew it!

If you don't say anything,

I'll expose you to the sun to die in agony.

You probably think I'm joking.

Lieutenant Nickky

Drag him to dry in the sun.

And you can't probably bear it that long

Yes

Where are you going?

Go!

I'm not going anywhere!

I told you to get up.

Alright!

I'll

I'll tell you.

I'll tell you.

If I tell you guys,

don't put me out in the sun.

Stepfather Wichan

received orders from General Lux

to go find the governor’s insignia

Then we found out that

the insignia was passed on to the Vampire Order.

But we don't know

where the Vampire Order is.

And why did stepfather Wichan have to help General Lux?

If General Lux becomes governor of the city,

stepfather Wichan will be able to return to live a comfortable life in the vampire city

without having to endure living in the human city,

and not having to secretly drink blood every 15 days

to conceal himself as a vampire.

What do you know about the Vampire Order?

Tell me

The vampire order that I know about

The leader of the group

is the grandson of the city governor.

Impossible!

The grandson of the governor

The grandson of the governor has died.

Well, I got it like this.

That's all I know

What else do you want?

Do you guys really think

that you can defeat me?

Right!

Evil vampire like you

won't last long.

But I had been around for so long

that my plan to take over the vampire city was almost complete.

You'll never make it!

Right!

You'll receive the same results as those evil b*stards

who used to take over the city in the past.

b*stard!

Shut up!

Take them to jail

and capture all the remaining people

so that we'll k*ll them together

for treason.

Up

Get up!

No

Not going!

Not going!

I'll make you pay.

Not going!

Let me go!

b*stard!

Hey!

b*stard!

Let me go!

Damn!!

Everyone has a partner,

so I'm lonely again.

Why did I warp to this body

and this thing followed?

Or

do I have to sell it?

I definitely need to sell it.

Like this!

I'll definitely make a profit in the human city.

I'm really smart.

I'm going to be rich!

Joile

Where did you bring us here?

Right!

What mood is this?

What mood?

Tomorrow will be 15 days since we had to drink blood.

If we don't drink blood,

we definitely won't get sunlight.

So I took you to a clothing store

to look for sun protection clothes.

that's right

I've studied

this store's clothes well.

Their shirt

is good quality.

Especially

the Warrix Comba+ cool shirt.

Their innovation is very good.

Because they are breathable

and can control humidity well.

Moreover,

UV protection

is perfect for us.

So

How do you know

about these clothes?

Well

I

I've come to live and sell here.

Well,

Chin

is the owner of the shop.

Ummm

Really

I think you and Chin

Strange!

What's so strange?

Everyone knows that this brand of clothing is good.

Go

Go choose your clothes

Go

Look, you're blushing!

Who blushing?

Go choose your clothes

This one might be suitable for you.

Which one is suitable?

Which one is more suitable?

You don't have to act shy.

I know

you like him

like what?

Well, you like Patrick.

Mick

Please answer directly.

How did you get it?

But I think Jolie

likes me more than you.

You better back off for me.

Why did you decide so quickly?

Do you know him well already?

Maybe

he can trick you

Where did Patrick go?

I saw that he was going to run some errands,

but I didn't know what errand it was.