Welcome to our World! Where we serve you cookies to ensure you get the best viewing experience on our site.

Did you know that you can remove censorship board-wide, use our advanced search functions, be notified when new content is posted, join our memberships, set episodes to show in any order you want & more if you are logged into your account?

Register or sign in here: ucp.php?mode=register

01x04 - How to Tea with a Pirate

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Tea Town Teddy Bears". Aired: September 18, 2024.*
Watch/Buy Amazon


Ginger, Earl Grey and Boba are tea-party-loving teddy bears who have adventures with their friends in Tea Town.

01x04 - How to Tea with a Pirate

Post by bunniefuu »

Welcome to Tea Town!

[all singing]

Tea Town, Tea Town

It's time

For tea in Tea Town!

Ginger makes

The clothes and shoes

Earl Grey makes

The tea and food

Boba makes things beautiful

La la la la la la la la la

Tea Town, Tea Town

It's time

For tea in Tea Town

Time for tea

And time for friends

We hope this day

Will never end

Tea Town, Tea Town

Tea Town Teddy Bears!

[gentle music playing]

[Ginger] A Fairy Nice Tea Party!

[Ginger]

I just love our forest walks!

-[Boba] Me too!

-[Earl Grey] Same here.

There's the flutter of leaves

And the smell of flowers

-And the fall of

-[loud honk]

Pillows?

Is this a Pillow Tree?

Well helloooo down there!

Oh, hello up there!

Could you, uh, toss my pillow

back up to me, please?

Oh, yeah!

Uh

[grunting]

Agh! There you go! Ugh!

Whoa! Ugh! Oh!

Thank you!

I'm Earl Grey by the way!

-And I'm Ginger!

-And I'm Boba.

I'm WattleSeed. Nice to meet ya!

I've never seen you

in Tea Town before, WattleSeed.

Well that's because

I just moved into this tree.

And I've got everything

I need right here,

so, you know,

I rarely come down.

[Earl Grey]

Huh. Not even for a tea party?

-Nah. The ground's not for me.

-Hmph.

Well, if you can't come

down for a tea party,

we'll bring

the tea party up to you!

I'd like that, but, uh

how will you get

everything up here?

Easy. We have a flying teacup!

-[ratchet cranking]

-[Earl Grey grunting]

-[Earl Grey] Ugh!

-Whoa!

Uh-oh. Looks like

the teacup's jammy-jib is

completely jibby-jammed.

Does this mean we have to cancel

the tea party for WattleSeed?

No way!

We never cancel a tea party!

We just need

another way to get up.

[gasps]

Fairy wings! I have fairy wings.

They're just a costume, but

Earl Grey

can make them fly, right?

I'll rig them up after I make

some tea and tarts

for the party.

Fabulous! We're going to fly

with our very own wings.

Isn't that so exciting Boba?

[chuckles nervously]

Um, definitely.

-[Ginger] Yay!

-[Earl Grey laughs]

[gasps]

[Lu and Bai squeaking]

I'm scared of flying

with wings, Lu and Bai.

-What if I don't do it right?

-[Lu squeaks]

Or a wind

blows me far, far away?

[Lu squeaks and moans]

I know, just the thought

makes me woozy, too.

Hey, Boba! [panting]

Come see Ginger

test out the fairy wings!

Okay [takes deep breath]

[Bai squeaking]

[Earl Grey]

Ready for your test flight?

Absolutely positively!

Just lift your shoulders to fly.

Like this?

-[Ginger yells] Yow!

-It worked!

[laughs]

-Ginger?

-Whoo-hoo!

[Earl Grey gasps]

Check it out!

I'm upside down!

-Whoa!

-Ugh!

Whoo! These are awesome!

I'm a fan. Big fan!

Where have these

been all my life?

Boba, these are for you.

If you want.

Uh, I don't think

wings are for me.

What if we built

a reeeeallly tall ladder

for the tea party instead?

Why don't you try it, Boba?

Maybe you'll love it!

I'm kind of scared.

[Ginger] I get it.

Sometimes I get scared

trying new things too.

But then I take a deep breath

to calm myself down.

[breathes in and out]

Let's start nice and easy.

[Earl Grey] One flap at a time.

Ginger and I

are right here if you need us.

Okay. I'll try it!

[mice squeaking]

[breathes in and out]

[both] Whoo-hoo!

[mice squeaking]

[Ginger and Earl Grey cheering]

[gasps] Nope!

I'm not ready to fly.

[sighing sadly]

[Boba] I'll wear my wings,

but I don't want

to fly with them.

[Ginger] That's okay.

We'll just put

our bear heads together

and think of something else.

[both] Hmm Oooh [laughing]

Not heads together. Heads apart.

[Boba giggling]

I got an idea!

We build a giant trampoline and

bounce to the top of the tree!

Or we sh**t ourselves

out of a cannon!

What about a Tree Top

and Bottom Tea Party?

You mean one tea table

at the top of the tree

And another

table at the bottom of it?

[Boba] Exactly.

Then I can be

a part of the party

without leaving the ground.

-I like it!

-Genius!

-[Ginger] Whoa!

-[Boba and Earl Grey laughing]

[Ginger] Yay!

[upbeat music playing]

One teapot of tea

for the bottom table.

Why thank you!

Ugh! Aaah! Ugh! [panting]

Earl Grey! Earl Grey!

Help me get the treetop table

up the tree?

Where's a flying table

when you need one?

-Jibby-jammed?

-[both laugh]

Ready? Up, up, and away!

[WattleSeed]

Hello again, friends.

And welcome

to the top of my tree!

[yelling]

Oh, and to the bottom too!

Thanks! Let's have a tea party!

Tea time, tea time

A very beary tea time!

Time for tea

And time for friends

We hope this day

Will never end

Tea time, tea time

Time for tea

[gasps] [shouting]

Pass the milk, please!

[Ginger] Sure. Flying down!

Whoa!

Thank you ever so much

for the milk, Ginger.

You're very welcome.

[slurping] Mmm! Oh!

Tastiest tea I've ever had!

No debate, my tea is great!

Wait till you try my apple tart!

-Oooh!

-Oh no!

I forgot to give a tart to Boba!

Be right back.

One apple tart flying down!

I should have asked

you for a tart, too.

And I'll happily get

your sweet treat.

[music intensifies]

-[Ginger gasps]

-Look out!

[both yelling and groaning]

[Boba gasps]

[Earl Grey groans]

[wing material stretching]

[both grunting]

Ginger! Earl Grey! Are you okay?

-We're okay.

-But ugh, help.

[WattleSeed]

Hey, don't worry about it.

I'll come get you!

Boy, are we happy to see you!

Wow, what a pickle you're in.

Hold steady.

I'll climb out to you.

-[branch crunches]

-Whoa!

This branch isn't strong enough

for the three of us!

Oh, no! WattleSeed can't help!

Oh, bows and bubbles!

Well, the branch isn't

as high as the top of the tree.

Maybe I can fly a little bit up

and not a lotta bit up?

I can do this.

[inhales] I can do this.

Aaah! Nope, I can't do this.

Try again Boba!

We know you've got this.

[tree branch creaking]

Probably nothing.

[chuckles nervously]

Right. Nothing.

[tree creaking]

-Not nothing!

-[both yell]

My friends need my help!

I can do this.

Just one flap at a time.

[WattleSeed] Woo-hoo! Hooray!

-Boba, you're doing it!

-I knew you could.

I'm flying. I'm flying!

-You're doing great, Boba.

-[branch creaks and crunches]

But could you please flap

a little faster?

[yelling]

I'll try!

Ding dong!

Look who's here!

-Yay!

-[branch crunching]

[quietly] Yay!

Hold still.

-We're free!

-[all] Hooray!

You saved us, Boba!

[WattleSeed]

Just in time, too! [grunts]

Boba, how did you stop being

scared of flying?

I did like you said,

nice and easy.

One flap at a time.

You want to fly back with us

to the top of the tree?

Earl Grey and I

will be right beside you.

-Let's do it!

-[Ginger] Yeah!

A little more A little more.

Boba, welcome!

I'm so glad you could fly up

to my Tree Top Tea Party!

Me too! I couldn't have gotten

here without your help.

I wish I was

as brave as you, Boba.

I hardly ever go down

to the bottom of the tree.

But maybe it's time I tried?

Take a deep breath.

Then go nice and easy.

One step at a time.

-[WattleSeed grunts]

-[Ginger] Bravo!

You did it, WattleSeed!

Everything looks

so different from down here.

Whoa, whoa.

I'm down, on the ground!

[laughing happily] Oh yeah!

Boba! Ginger!

Come down and join us!

No thank you.

I think I'll enjoy my very first

Tree Top Tea Party!

[both giggling]

To a spectacular tea party!

Make that

two spectacular tea parties!

Bottoms up!

[all] Bottoms up! [laughing]

Tea time, tea time

A very beary tea time!

Time for tea

And time for friends

We hope this day

Will never end

Tea time, tea time

Time for tea

-[laughing]

-[WattleSeed] This is delicious!

[Ginger]

Grandma's Everything Birthday!

[Grandma Chamomile humming]

[sighs] Good morning, bluebells!

You're looking

ring-a-ling lovely today!

[chuckles] Oh, hi, butterflies!

-[birds chirping]

-Hello, Minty and Cherry!

Thank you for the delivery.

I wonder

if it's for my birthday?

-[horn squeals]

-[Grandma Chamomile yelps]

Whoopsie! [giggles]

Silly me! What a bumble!

But I can fix

this little jumble.

"Happy Birthday Grandma!

You are invited to an

'Everything Birthday Tea Party'

because

you mean everything to us.

Love Ginger,

Earl Grey and Boba."

Oh my dear Teddy Bears

always make

my birthday so special and fun!

-[bucket clanks]

-Oh!

[chuckles] But I better change

my shoes for the party.

[Boba] Watch out!

Grandma's favorite things

coming through!

[Ginger]

Make way for fabulous hats!

Grandma's gonna love 'em!

[both grunt]

[both giggling]

Sorry, Boba, I didn't see you.

Oh, but I do see a big mess!

That's okay.

Remember what Grandma always

says when she makes an oopsie?

[both imitating Grandma]

Silly me! What a bumble!

But I can fix

this little jumble!

[both laughing]

Come on,

we'll clean this up together.

[Neem] I'll get there first!

Haha! No, I will!

-Ha! No! Huh-uh!

-Me! Me!

[both] I'm way faster!

Whoa, a Messy Tea Party!

-Our favorite!

-[Boba and Ginger giggle]

No, we're setting up

Grandma's birthday party.

[sighing]

A bit messy

for Grandma, isn't it?

[giggles] It's an "Everything"

Tea Party for her birthday!

An Everything Tea Party?

We want to throw a party

celebrating

everything she likes.

Her favorite treats,

her favorite colors

And all her favorite things!

Wow! I love it!

-I wanna help!

-No, I wanna help!

[giggles] You can both help!

Want to make up a new birthday

party game everyone can play?

[both] Yes!

-My game's gonna be the best!

-No my game's gonna be the best!

[giggling]

No debate, Grandma's Everything

Birthday Cake will be great!

Hi, Earl Grey!

How's Grandma's cake

coming along?

I hope it's going

to be fabulous!

Oh, yeah!

I'm adding all of Grandma's

favorite ingredients.

-Cinnamon?

-Got it!

-Berries?

-Yep!

Fluffy marshmallows?

Oh, yeah!

It's gonna

be a cake masterpiece!

Now, time to get

the batter into the pan.

[grunting]

Just gotta lift the bowl

[both] We can help!

-[grunting]

-Higher!

-This way!

-No, that way!

[all grunting] And okay!

On the count of three, we pour!

-One, two

-[batter squelches]

Or two, that works.

[gasps]

Is cake batter supposed

to look that chunky?

[chuckles nervously]

I might have added

a little too much of everything.

[giggling]

It is

an Everything Birthday Cake!

Hmm

But I can't bake it like this.

It's too big, and hard, and big!

Remember what Grandma says

when she makes a mistake?

[in Grandma voice]

Silly me! What a bumble!

But I can fix

this little jumble!

[all laugh]

I feel better already!

And I know what I'm gonna do.

-Awesome!

-What?

I'll bake the cake in layers!

Lots of layers!

Brilliant idea!

Come on, Boba, we better finish

the party decorations.

Bye Earl Grey!

Good luck with the cake!

Hmm.

This Everything Cake

needs to look

like something Grandma loves.

What could that beee?

[gasps and laughs] Perfect!

[startled yell]

Grandma loves butterflies!

[gasps] Oh my bows! Thank you!

How helpful.

-I'm here!

-Hi Ginger!

Thanks for coming everyone!

Party should start soon.

Ooh! Is that catnip?

What a purr-fectly lovely gift,

Cassia.

Thanks, but the best gift is,

of course, me!

[giggles] Of course.

This place looks great!

I hope Earl Grey finishes

Grandma's Everything Cake soon.

-[Dandelion] Oopsie!

-[gasps]

[giggles]

Ooh, it's raining hats!

Could you toss

our hat back please?

Dandelion missed the target!

Your new game looks great, Neem!

Here you go!

[grunts] Thanks!

Come on, Dandelion, try again.

Our Grandma Hat Toss

is the best birthday game here.

I don't know.

Maybe I should

play the other one.

[all giggling]

No, ours is way more fun

than "Pin the Hat on Grandma"!

You get to throw things!

Now remember. Aim for the pole!

Maybe I should use a bigger hat.

Make way, make way!

Grandma's Everything

Birthday Cake coming through!

Could someone

please direct me to the table?

I can't see over this thing!

We're on it!

A little to your left

N-n-n-n-no! To your right!

Your other right!

[Boba] Maybe a titch the other

way, but not a smidgen!

[sighs] Okay.

Titch, not smidgen. Got it.

You got this Dandelion!

Just give it a big toss!

Okay. One. Big. Toss!

-Whoa!

-What a throw!

-Yike!

-Ugh!

Whoa! I can't see!

Hey,

this time I really can't see!

[Earl Grey yells]

[both gasp and grunt]

-Oh no!

-Watch out!

-Yikes!

-[all squealing]

-Earl Grey!

-[both] Stop!

-Gangway!

-Whoa!

-[Dandelion grunts]

-[Earl Grey] I'm trying!

I can't see the red stop button!

Is it this one?

Uh-oh

[gasps]

[chirps]

-Gangway!

-[all squealing]

[Earl Grey]

Wait, I think it's this button.

Phew. I did it!

[cake squelching]

Oh, no!

The cake! It's

It's smushed!

Maybe you can make a new one?

-We could help!

-We don't have time!

Grandma will be here

any minute now!

How can we have an Everything

Birthday Tea Party for Grandma

without an Everything

Birthday Cake?!

I ruined Grandma's birthday.

You know what Grandma would say?

[all] Silly me! What a bumble!

But I can fix

this little jumble!

But what about

a big ginormous jumble?

I think we can fix it!

There's no time

to bake another cake.

Maybe we don't have to.

We still have a cake.

It's just a flat one.

And you know

what a flat cake is called!

-A

-[both] Pancake!

And who loves pancakes?

[all] Grandma! [giggling]

I'll get the whipped cream!

-I'll get the syrup!

-And I'll get the berries!

[all cheering]

-[all] Whoo! Whoa!

-It's fabulous!

-It's beautiful!

No debate,

this Everything Birthday Cake,

I mean Pancake, is great!

Thanks, Boba, for reminding us

that making mistakes is okay.

Yeah! And when we

laugh at our bumbles,

we really can fix our jumbles!

[laughing]

Even big, ginormous ones!

And now we've got

everything we need

for Grandma's

Everything Birthday Tea Party!

Wait,

we're still missing something!

-[all] Grandma!

-Oh, I'm here! [chuckles]

-Oh, I'm here.

-[all] Grandma!

Happy Birthday, Grandma!

[all] Happy Birthday Grandma!

Welcome

to your Everything Birthday!

Full of everything I love!

My favorite grandkids, games,

tea, treats, hats!

And a lovely

Oh, is that a pancake?

-I love pancakes!

-[all] Yay!

Thank you all so very much.

It means everything to me

that you went to such trouble

to make me feel special.

Come in for a squish!

Ooh! [giggles] Oopsie!

Oh silly me! What a bumble!

[all] But I can fix

this little jumble!

-[all laughing]

-Oh, off you go! [grunts]

-Wow!

-Nice shot Grandma!

[all laughing]

Oh, thank you. [chuckles]

Now, how about

we get this party started

with some tea and a taste

of that delicious looking

pancake cake? [chuckles]

-Yay!

-Don't have to ask me twice!

Happy Birthday

Happy, happy birthday!

Time for tea

And time for friends

We hope this day

Will never end

Happy Birthday!

Time for tea

[Cassia] I wish it was

Grandma's birthday every day.

[Neem] Do we eat the candle?

We don't eat the candle.

[Nettle] You really did put

everything in this cake!

[all laughing]